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"Loads , most stupid was not recent but years ago and Mrs J still chuckles about it . You know those baby toys that stick to high chairs , a sort if bubble with little balls inside and a stem to a sucker that sticks a surface liked a high chair tray ?. Well I was mucking about with the kids and stuck one to my forehead and pretended I was a Darlek , well a jester sort of Darlek , and when I tried to get it off it would not come off . I got annoyed with it and was yanking at it , Mrs J was trying to help and was falling over laughing . After the seventh lap of the room with me furiously tugging at this bloody toy , trying to banish the mental image of me going to A and E and getting laughed at , she stopped me and pulled at the little tab on the sucker . I had a huge bruise on my forehead and because I rarely lie everyone did laugh at me when they asked in awe what had caused such a huge bruise. The really , really stupid bit is with our next child I did it again and had forgotten how to get it off again . " My partner did this as well!!! | |||
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"Loads , most stupid was not recent but years ago and Mrs J still chuckles about it . You know those baby toys that stick to high chairs , a sort if bubble with little balls inside and a stem to a sucker that sticks a surface liked a high chair tray ?. Well I was mucking about with the kids and stuck one to my forehead and pretended I was a Darlek , well a jester sort of Darlek , and when I tried to get it off it would not come off . I got annoyed with it and was yanking at it , Mrs J was trying to help and was falling over laughing . After the seventh lap of the room with me furiously tugging at this bloody toy , trying to banish the mental image of me going to A and E and getting laughed at , she stopped me and pulled at the little tab on the sucker . I had a huge bruise on my forehead and because I rarely lie everyone did laugh at me when they asked in awe what had caused such a huge bruise. The really , really stupid bit is with our next child I did it again and had forgotten how to get it off again . " That's just cheered me up ty | |||
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"We prefer brunettes to blondes. Blonde is boring. " Tuts ! I was never boring lol | |||
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"We prefer brunettes to blondes. Blonde is boring. " I don't think you can define personality by hair colour ... You wouldn't do it eith a guy????? | |||
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"Its really dark like a chocolate Labrador lol x " Better than a Retriever though eh? lol Seriously, you will probably get used to it....at least with the weather you can wear a hat. Oh and i wish i hadn't eaten death by chocolate on my 15th birthday, i puked up all over my new designer WHITE dress before i got home. | |||
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"We prefer brunettes to blondes. Blonde is boring. " goes to boots and raids the nice n easy brown shelf | |||
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"Its really dark like a chocolate Labrador lol x " Won't it lighten a bit as you wash it? Play around with your make-up and you'll soon love it. I went out without checking the weather forecast and ended up soaked through in a dress that went a tad see through. | |||
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"Its really dark like a chocolate Labrador lol x Won't it lighten a bit as you wash it? Play around with your make-up and you'll soon love it. I went out without checking the weather forecast and ended up soaked through in a dress that went a tad see through. " I have done and I know there's more serious things to worry about but it looks horrible * sobs * | |||
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