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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently. According to a study by a team from Denmark, men on average over stated the length of their penis by 21%. So now my question,

Are sky remotes different in Denmark?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So now if I claim it is 21% longer than I already think it is, am I exaggerating by 46%

(Yes 46% is correct)

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i think remotes bit smaller in denmark..

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Better to play it safe and use a measuring tape. A fabric one, those metal ones could cause an injury

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

The sky’s the limit

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Everyone knows the Systeme Internationale unit of dick length is the “Lynxcan”, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they have sky in Denmark?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everyone knows the Systeme Internationale unit of dick length is the “Lynxcan”, surely?"

But lynx cans now come in 2 sizes and are a fiver a pop!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Do they have sky in Denmark?"

I heard it’s blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. Brilliant.

I measure mine , twice to get the average.

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By *obinBuckleyMan
over a year ago

Buckley

The way I look at it is this... If it fits inside, it's the perfect size. If it doesn't touch the sides, find another form of entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was bored, so decided to measure my penis.

Now I’m bored and disappointed

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

For accuracy sake, somebody come measure it for me.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I think they only have Himmel over there...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The way I look at it is this... If it fits inside, it's the perfect size. If it doesn't touch the sides, find another form of entertainment. "

What if she's just has a fanny like a wizards sleeve, a wading welly top or Wooky hole caves?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Have you tried a watering can?

Long spout, deep filling and gushes all by itself

Let us know how you get on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So they do measure from a but hole? They go inside

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's just a mean average, I assume, so there will be some with larger and smaller claims.

If they don't measure, they may be just guessing and biased due to being optimistic people.

Maybe the little mermaid encourages over-optimistic guessing too. It's cold having your cock out around her, so we should be forgiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean most guys add an inch or two

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By *obinBuckleyMan
over a year ago

Buckley

[Removed by poster at 10/04/23 18:41:57]

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By *obinBuckleyMan
over a year ago

Buckley


"What if she's just has a fanny like a wizards sleeve, a wading welly top or Wooky hole caves?"

Take up yodeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think we should look at it from the other side, 79% are either spot on or under state their size, that's a big thumbs up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we should look at it from the other side, 79% are either spot on or under state their size, that's a big thumbs up "

Or they lied in the survey

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...


"Apparently. According to a study by a team from Denmark, men on average over stated the length of their penis by 21%. So now my question,

Are sky remotes different in Denmark?"

I'm still shocked that men actually lie.

The rest of the words flew past me in a blur! Denmark, penis, sky. Heavens.

To be fair, I'm in the camp of the 79%...if you can't remember how long a tictak is then I'm onto a winner regardless.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I think we should look at it from the other side, 79% are either spot on or under state their size, that's a big thumbs up "

Never overstate or big up anything that you can't reliably provide or produce. Be 100% honest or slightly downplay things, reasonable expectations with a nice positive surprise is always better than presenting them with disappointment.

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By *ocalMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I like to under promise and over deliver.

But alls said and done, the Danes tell us Carlsberg is probably the best larger in the world.

The Danes probably talk shyte

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

As an Angler.... I can appreciate the inclination to exaggerate

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

I like to tell every fucker it’s tiny and pray they are at least very slightly pleasantly surprised

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Maybe they order them sky remotes of wish

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Personally, I tell the truth about the size of my cock coz I couldn't handle seeing the face of pure disappointment on a woman face if I over exaggerated.

#isthatit.com

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I like to tell every fucker it’s tiny and pray they are at least very slightly pleasantly surprised "

That assumes that no one is looking for a tiny one

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Everyone knows the Systeme Internationale unit of dick length is the “Lynxcan”, surely?

But lynx cans now come in 2 sizes and are a fiver a pop!"

That’s brexit for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm offended that such a thing would be insinuated! *Flings dick over shoulder and flaunts away*

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"I like to tell every fucker it’s tiny and pray they are at least very slightly pleasantly surprised

That assumes that no one is looking for a tiny one "

Good point i may need to rethink my statergy

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