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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr has been supplying me with hot water bottles and cups of tea but he's off to work shortly.

I'm opening up applications today and you will be needed for the next couple of evenings until about 10pm. We can watch Netflix in bed together.

Any takers?

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

F

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"

F"

Don't be F - I was just making sure the queue was orderly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm out with your age ranges so can't apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I aren't making tea for no one.

I'd happily watch Netflix with you though.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

What's Netflix?

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

...are you supplying the biscuits

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By * Le ShhhhhMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I aren't making tea for no one.

I'd happily watch Netflix with you though. "

I will make the drinks you guys watch some Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry only make coffee

Out

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

We'll swing by after our IKEA trip I'm well practiced in keeping K's body temperature topped up, and I'm sure she can keep you entertained while I'm filling the bottles

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

F

Don't be F - I was just making sure the queue was orderly."

You're very kind. Not much crowd control needed

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I'm out with your age ranges so can't apply "

Perfect

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I aren't making tea for no one.

I'd happily watch Netflix with you though. "

OK, can we at least cuddle?

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's Netflix?"

Ah, it's a word that describes the act of sex during a movie

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...are you supplying the biscuits"

I'm not. We'll have to raid my husbands stash

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I aren't making tea for no one.

I'd happily watch Netflix with you though.

I will make the drinks you guys watch some Netflix "

You are a life saver

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry only make coffee

Out "

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'll swing by after our IKEA trip I'm well practiced in keeping K's body temperature topped up, and I'm sure she can keep you entertained while I'm filling the bottles

LvM"

Oh thank you both. Please don't wear your butler boxers though. They give me nightmares. I see hundreds when I sleep

F

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Yes I'd like to apply but been very exoerienced in this field of attending to a woman's needs .I come prepaired with an electric heat pad so I don't have to keep refiling it we have constant heat to put where its need .I also bring other talents with me should they be required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make a decent cuppa. Watch Paramount plus Instead and play a board game like twister?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I'd like to apply but been very exoerienced in this field of attending to a woman's needs .I come prepaired with an electric heat pad so I don't have to keep refiling it we have constant heat to put where its need .I also bring other talents with me should they be required"

Amazing, a head massage wouldn't go amiss

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make a decent cuppa. Watch Paramount plus Instead and play a board game like twister? "

If we played twister it would turn into a blood bath and it wouldn't be a pretty sight

F

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Yes I'd like to apply but been very exoerienced in this field of attending to a woman's needs .I come prepaired with an electric heat pad so I don't have to keep refiling it we have constant heat to put where its need .I also bring other talents with me should they be required

Amazing, a head massage wouldn't go amiss

F"

All kinds of massage is a speciality of mine magic fingers

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I'm out.....

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

what on netflix?

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Is there ? Nvm I’m still in!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there ? Nvm I’m still in!!!"

Ooooh, well. There was, but I have the last slice infront of me. We can share?

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what on netflix?"

Something boring probably

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I make a decent cuppa. Watch Paramount plus Instead and play a board game like twister?

If we played twister it would turn into a blood bath and it wouldn't be a pretty sight

F"

That’s fine. I’ll beat you in Mario kart then

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

What snacks are available for the Netflix showing. I don’t work for free

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What snacks are available for the Netflix showing. I don’t work for free

The mr "

What would you favour? We can create a snack board

F

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"What snacks are available for the Netflix showing. I don’t work for free

The mr

What would you favour? We can create a snack board

F"

Ok for starters I’d like:

1 big mug of coffee with a packet of Jammie dodgers

Main :

4 all butter scones with clotted cream and jam.

Desert:

Pack of 4 wispa, bag of minstrels, bag of sports mix.

If it’s not to much to ask

The mr

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I don't know these mersonary people what in it for me .

There me I offing comfort to the sick and needy with healing hands

I forgot to mention I also make good cuppa .I do this

With no thought for myself of

course its just.

Putting my talents to good use

If you can help someone along the way your life will not be in vain .

(Perhaps a tad over cooked there)

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"What's Netflix?

Ah, it's a word that describes the act of sex during a movie

F"

I know Netfux is having sex over the internet..

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"what on netflix?

Something boring probably

F"

i need a distraction!

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"Is there ? Nvm I’m still in!!!

Ooooh, well. There was, but I have the last slice infront of me. We can share?

F "

No no, you go ahead and I’ll bring more for us to share later - do you want to choose or shall I surprise you?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"We'll swing by after our IKEA trip I'm well practiced in keeping K's body temperature topped up, and I'm sure she can keep you entertained while I'm filling the bottles

LvM

Oh thank you both. Please don't wear your butler boxers though. They give me nightmares. I see hundreds when I sleep

F"

No pants. Got it

LvM

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