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Have you ever lost a sex toy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have now and it's really bugging me!!

Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...

But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Yes. Currently lost my favourite tiny metal chastity cage and butt plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often loose things but not a sex toy.

You'll of hidden it in a safe place, in a box under your bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

yes ive been looking around the house for something,, and was in my fkn hand how bad is that

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them "

Why didn’t he just ask if could use them / try them

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them "
,, should have reported him to the police..

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I have now and it's really bugging me!!

Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...

But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!

"

Are you sure it’s not still in you? I have a torch, ropes and a metal detector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them ,, should have reported him to the police.."

Police wouldn't be bothered.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I can guarantee it will be in the last place you look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them "

This did cross my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes ive been looking around the house for something,, and was in my fkn hand how bad is that"

It's definitely not in my hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them ,, should have reported him to the police.."

Was glad to see the back of him tbh

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.

"

Can you accidentally lose it in a meeting room in work? That might cheer things along

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Often loose things but not a sex toy.

You'll of hidden it in a safe place, in a box under your bed?"

I have them chucked all over to be honest. This is when I regret not being more organised.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.

"

That's no way to talk about your wife.

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

But you hid it some where safe.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Oh yes and it's discovery by my mother-in-law, was a particularly awkward occasion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.

That's no way to talk about your wife. "

Unfortunately her vagina doesn’t come with that feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.

Can you accidentally lose it in a meeting room in work? That might cheer things along "

Roxy** she doesn’t like being called “it”

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Actually yes. A vibrator and underwear. Later found out my ex was pinching them ,, should have reported him to the police..

Was glad to see the back of him tbh "

Why, is that where he’d stuffed them?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Losing them not an issue.

Keeping them hidden is my problem. And no it’s not a size thing . It’s a broken drawer, request for lip gloss, mishap & traumatised teenage daughter thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Losing them not an issue.

Keeping them hidden is my problem. And no it’s not a size thing . It’s a broken drawer, request for lip gloss, mishap & traumatised teenage daughter thing "

Eeeeek!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this might be a common theme for anyone with kids.

Especially if the kids are younger. They seem to find all sorts.

As a parent, i put in more consideration and thought into hiding sex toys than i do Birthday or Christmas presents.

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle


"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.

"

Could I ask Roxy out on a date??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have now and it's really bugging me!!

Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...

But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!

"

Fuck sake I went home you haven't lost me

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Losing them not an issue.

Keeping them hidden is my problem. And no it’s not a size thing . It’s a broken drawer, request for lip gloss, mishap & traumatised teenage daughter thing

Eeeeek!!"

It’s ok. She’s forgiven me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I think this might be a common theme for anyone with kids.

Especially if the kids are younger. They seem to find all sorts.

As a parent, i put in more consideration and thought into hiding sex toys than i do Birthday or Christmas presents.

"

Oh Christ yes. I had to convince my daughter a few weeks ago that she was holding a funny shaped massager. And we still laugh about our eldest coming downstairs with the "black hammer" he had found. And then using it to hammer things around the house!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think this might be a common theme for anyone with kids.

Especially if the kids are younger. They seem to find all sorts.

As a parent, i put in more consideration and thought into hiding sex toys than i do Birthday or Christmas presents.

"

It's definitely not the kids. It's somewhere in my room! I'm pretty sure...unless I dreamt actually buying it. Not the first time i've done that.

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By *iss_FickleWoman
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

OP are you sure someone didn't take it??

I'm just saying, some people like souvenirs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have now and it's really bugging me!!

Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...

But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!

Fuck sake I went home you haven't lost me "

I thought I got you for a full 24hours!!!

I want a refund.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Yep.

I was looking for my Lelo Ben Wa balls.

Spent a good hour or so looking because I really wanted to get the kegels and grip *chef's kiss*, you know?

Got really annoyed, contemplated buying some more.

Found them in my leather jacket.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes I can never find what isle the mrs is on.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP are you sure someone didn't take it??

I'm just saying, some people like souvenirs..."

Oh no male steps foot in my bedroom. It's a man free zone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep.

I was looking for my Lelo Ben Wa balls.

Spent a good hour or so looking because I really wanted to get the kegels and grip *chef's kiss*, you know?

Got really annoyed, contemplated buying some more.

Found them in my leather jacket."

I don't think this would fit in my leather jacket, I'll check though.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Down the back of the sofa? I once found 3 odd socks, a fluffy wotsit and 97p down the back of mine…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have now and it's really bugging me!!

Not in me, just to clarify. That only happened the once...

But do you ever buy something and just cannot remember where you put it?!

Fuck sake I went home you haven't lost me

I thought I got you for a full 24hours!!!

I want a refund. "

I need a quick hour to recharge, your profile lies

If there's a next time, you get a massage, me in manservant mode and a 95% discount

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Also this reminded me of the thread a long while ago about a lady who “lost” one in a dark place during bedroom time with a new friend and he had to extract it… it was such an honest and endearing thread. I wonder sometimes if they remained friends after such an intimate encounter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also this reminded me of the thread a long while ago about a lady who “lost” one in a dark place during bedroom time with a new friend and he had to extract it… it was such an honest and endearing thread. I wonder sometimes if they remained friends after such an intimate encounter "

I remember this!!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Yep.

I was looking for my Lelo Ben Wa balls.

Spent a good hour or so looking because I really wanted to get the kegels and grip *chef's kiss*, you know?

Got really annoyed, contemplated buying some more.

Found them in my leather jacket.

I don't think this would fit in my leather jacket, I'll check though. "

What are we talking about here, if it was in the sleeve how much would be sticking out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep.

I was looking for my Lelo Ben Wa balls.

Spent a good hour or so looking because I really wanted to get the kegels and grip *chef's kiss*, you know?

Got really annoyed, contemplated buying some more.

Found them in my leather jacket.

I don't think this would fit in my leather jacket, I'll check though.

What are we talking about here, if it was in the sleeve how much would be sticking out? "

Depends how long your arms are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah , I lost a vibrator once. I spent months looking for the thing only to find out I left it in my mother in laws suitcase after borrowing it to go away. It was an awkward exchange . She just pointed at the suitcase and said “it’s in there”

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"No but it’s not easy to lose a THRUST Pro Elite Roxy Lifesize Realistic Sex Doll 45kg with pulsating vagina.

"

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Never lost a toy, but did lose the charger for one. Searched for ages for it, looked for a replacement online... no luck. Eventually gave in and threw it away after about 6 months of lying in the drawer dead.

2 weeks later you can guess what happened....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried jumping off a table with your knees apart?

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Didn't loose it !!! I knew exactly where it was!!!

Stuck up me, tried everything and I mean everything and ended up in A& E.

Don't push a butt plug in if your bottom eats them like sweets.

So embarrassing.

But nobody died and my girlfriend who inserted it is more careful now.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Yes, a jewelled butt plug!

And when I say lost, ahem, I was wearing it, at the time!

In my defence, it was my first one, it was small, and I was extremely aroused!

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By *ngelONorthWoman
over a year ago

North East

I visited a friend and got home realising I was a nipple clamp missing, asked him to look but he couldn’t find it. Weeks later his son found it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's good to know I'm not alone!

Just to reiterate though, its definitely not in me

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Have you tried jumping up and down to make sure?

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