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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no such thing. Just eat it all like everyone else

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

As in further away in time from the present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made my wrapper into a satellite cone for the pussy

I don't want him controlled by aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry what? What are you wrapping up? Surely you put the wrapping in the bin after you eat it all in 1.4 seconds.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

As in further away in time from the present

Save?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it all or don't buy them. They are the only two options

Pxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no such thing. Just eat it all like everyone else

But the chocolate... It's so thick and it's so big...

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

This is like freezing left over wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is no such thing. Just eat it all like everyone else

But the chocolate... It's so thick and it's so big...

That’s what she said

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This is like freezing left over wine

Left over wine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all

I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"This is like freezing left over wine

Left over wine?

Exactly - I thought it was a myth but now I think it came from Joe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I made my wrapper into a satellite cone for the pussy

I don't want him controlled by aliens"

Great forward thinking but now you've left yourself vulnerable!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry what? What are you wrapping up? Surely you put the wrapping in the bin after you eat it all in 1.4 seconds. "

I'm wrapping up my Easter Egg to have some tomorrow so I'm not hate-munching it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made my wrapper into a satellite cone for the pussy

I don't want him controlled by aliens

Great forward thinking but now you've left yourself vulnerable!

I've got mine still from xmas

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Wrap it in tin foil, then cellophane, then lob it in a nearby field for later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

As in further away in time from the present

Save?

For when you want to come back to it in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a wank sock, roll up and stick it up your bootay. Let it marinade until you're ready to taste a homemade creme egg.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all

I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't

Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me it I’ll keep it safe for you until you want to eat some more

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Does not compute?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat it all or don't buy them. They are the only two options

Pxx"

But... But... I like them

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"Sorry what? What are you wrapping up? Surely you put the wrapping in the bin after you eat it all in 1.4 seconds.

I'm wrapping up my Easter Egg to have some tomorrow so I'm not hate-munching it now

Joe - unfortunately I think you've let yourself down on this one!

Now go and get one of your left over wine ice lollies from last night and sit in the corner and think about what you've done

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Put it in a wank sock, roll up and stick it up your bootay. Let it marinade until you're ready to taste a homemade creme egg."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is like freezing left over wine

Left over wine?

Exactly - I thought it was a myth but now I think it came from Joe

Sssshhhhh... You'll end up giving me a reputation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is no such thing. Just eat it all like everyone else

But the chocolate... It's so thick and it's so big...

That’s what she said

I set them up...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrap it in tin foil, then cellophane, then lob it in a nearby field for later.

Unironically, I think the tin foil is a good shout!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it in a wank sock, roll up and stick it up your bootay. Let it marinade until you're ready to taste a homemade creme egg."

But then how do I ensure the walls of my anus doesn't break the egg?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

As in further away in time from the present

Save?

For when you want to come back to it in future

I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all

I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't

Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it

Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

If you can handle the shame, smash it up into mouth size pieces and then it wraps up in the foil more easily.

And pay no attention to the nasty people

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me it I’ll keep it safe for you until you want to eat some more

Oh no you don't, I've seen your rap sheet when it comes to chocolate. I don't want to be another statistic...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Wrap it in tin foil, then cellophane, then lob it in a nearby field for later.

Unironically, I think the tin foil is a good shout!

Or post it to me. I may or may not issue a ransom demand for its safe return…….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Does not compute?

Yes, yes, alright. I'm a heathen and a shame to chocolate lovers everywhere. It's my cross to bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry what? What are you wrapping up? Surely you put the wrapping in the bin after you eat it all in 1.4 seconds.

I'm wrapping up my Easter Egg to have some tomorrow so I'm not hate-munching it now

Joe - unfortunately I think you've let yourself down on this one!

Now go and get one of your left over wine ice lollies from last night and sit in the corner and think about what you've done

I don't even drink wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

As in further away in time from the present

Save?

For when you want to come back to it in future

I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.

Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Put it in a Tupperware

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

As in further away in time from the present

Save?

For when you want to come back to it in future

I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.

Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now?

Give them to meeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can handle the shame, smash it up into mouth size pieces and then it wraps up in the foil more easily.

And pay no attention to the nasty people

That's a great shout Felix! And when I open it back up they'll already be in lovely bite-sized pieces! See people, this is how be helpful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is where lots of small ones is better than one big thick one. Small gets gobbled up all in one go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all

I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't

Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it

Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later

You want to eat it don’t you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrap it in tin foil, then cellophane, then lob it in a nearby field for later.

Unironically, I think the tin foil is a good shout!

Or post it to me. I may or may not issue a ransom demand for its safe return……."

Wonder what that ransom is worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me it I’ll keep it safe for you until you want to eat some more

Oh no you don't, I've seen your rap sheet when it comes to chocolate. I don't want to be another statistic..."

Rude

I’d replace your half eaten egg with a full one so it’s a win for you and for me because you’d have to come here to retrieve it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it in a Tupperware

Will it lose it's lovely taste being stored in plastic though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

As in further away in time from the present

Save?

For when you want to come back to it in future

I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.

Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now?

Give them to meeeee

And what do I get out of it when I fancy it later?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If you can handle the shame, smash it up into mouth size pieces and then it wraps up in the foil more easily.

And pay no attention to the nasty people

That's a great shout Felix! And when I open it back up they'll already be in lovely bite-sized pieces! See people, this is how be helpful!

My pleasure Joe

But don’t tell anyone about it, that’s the second time I’ve been sensible today and I may get reputation.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

As in further away in time from the present

Save?

For when you want to come back to it in future

I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.

Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now?

Give them to meeeee

And what do I get out of it when I fancy it later?

Later?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Put it in a Tupperware

Will it lose it's lovely taste being stored in plastic though?

Nahhhhhhhhh. It'll be reet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is where lots of small ones is better than one big thick one. Small gets gobbled up all in one go. "

That's the problem though, I have the bigger one now having absolutely nailed a smaller one earlier

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all

I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't

Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it

Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later

You want to eat it don’t you?

Well it's in front of me and it's been 10 mins so the choco-horn has risen again

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all

I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't

Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it

Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later

You want to eat it don’t you?

Well it's in front of me and it's been 10 mins so the choco-horn has risen again

I knew it! It will be burning your eyes looking at you saying eat me eat me!

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Stick to mini eggs next year and you wont have these problems

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me it I’ll keep it safe for you until you want to eat some more

Oh no you don't, I've seen your rap sheet when it comes to chocolate. I don't want to be another statistic...

Rude

I’d replace your half eaten egg with a full one so it’s a win for you and for me because you’d have to come here to retrieve it

I like the way you think Mrs Shiv, I really can't see abad side to that deal at all, especially coming to get it from you

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all

I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't

Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it

Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later

You want to eat it don’t you?

Well it's in front of me and it's been 10 mins so the choco-horn has risen again

I knew it! It will be burning your eyes looking at you saying eat me eat me!

That's what I say but it's not worked yet

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

In future don't buy big eggs just the small ones.... Then you can eat it all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you can handle the shame, smash it up into mouth size pieces and then it wraps up in the foil more easily.

And pay no attention to the nasty people

That's a great shout Felix! And when I open it back up they'll already be in lovely bite-sized pieces! See people, this is how be helpful!

My pleasure Joe

But don’t tell anyone about it, that’s the second time I’ve been sensible today and I may get reputation."

A reputation as a gentleman and scholar!

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I'm sorry but what kind of weirdo person doesn't peel off the foil neatly INCASE you can't finish it all?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

Later?

As in further away in time from the present

Save?

For when you want to come back to it in future

I'm sorry to break it to you but those definitions are incompatible with Easter Eggs.

Oh dear, what do I do with my leftover Easter Egg now?

Give them to meeeee

And what do I get out of it when I fancy it later?

Later?

As in further away in t... Wait a minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone know the best way to wrap it up to save for later?

Why do they always make this so hard to do?

What is this fuckery you speak of? Wrap what up? Eat it all

I tried LB, I really tried. But I can't

Oh god pass it over here young one. I’ll eat it

Let's not be hasty now, I only want to eat it a little later

You want to eat it don’t you?

Well it's in front of me and it's been 10 mins so the choco-horn has risen again

I knew it! It will be burning your eyes looking at you saying eat me eat me!

Wish it wasn't a chocolate egg saying that to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick to mini eggs next year and you wont have these problems

I don't need to be patronised like this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In future don't buy big eggs just the small ones.... Then you can eat it all! "

But then I'll just want MOAAAAAARRRR!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry but what kind of weirdo person doesn't peel off the foil neatly INCASE you can't finish it all?!

I did peel it off neatly! It just would cover it all when I tried to re-wrap it. It always happens

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"I'm sorry but what kind of weirdo person doesn't peel off the foil neatly INCASE you can't finish it all?!

I did peel it off neatly! It just would cover it all when I tried to re-wrap it. It always happens

Must try harder JoeBeans!

You can usually cover half of the remaining egg in the full foil wrap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry but what kind of weirdo person doesn't peel off the foil neatly INCASE you can't finish it all?!

I did peel it off neatly! It just would cover it all when I tried to re-wrap it. It always happens

Must try harder JoeBeans!

You can usually cover half of the remaining egg in the full foil wrap.

Ahhh that may be where I struggled as I still have over half left

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Well Joe. You've just encouraged me to snaffle half a Terry's choc orange..... Well done me

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Cadburys Creme Egg Advert Next Year....

How do you eat yours?

Mr Joe Beans,

"I don't...I eat a little and then I jump on the forum and give everyone food envy for having uneaten chocolate eggs and then get bullied for not being able to finish, get lessons in tin foil origami and cellophane wrapping and people trying to sell me tupperware for storage"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well Joe. You've just encouraged me to snaffle half a Terry's choc orange..... Well done me

Erm... You're welcome?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cadburys Creme Egg Advert Next Year....

How do you eat yours?

Mr Joe Beans,

You know, I'm really starting to feel attacked here. I don't need to be shamed because you've all annihilated your Easter eggs already!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Well Joe. You've just encouraged me to snaffle half a Terry's choc orange..... Well done me

You’ve only eaten half?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Well Joe. You've just encouraged me to snaffle half a Terry's choc orange..... Well done me

Erm... You're welcome?

Mr KC just confiscated it, for the good of my own health

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall

"Cadburys Creme Egg Advert Next Year....

How do you eat yours?

Mr Joe Beans,

You know, I'm really starting to feel attacked here. I don't need to be shamed because you've all annihilated your Easter eggs already!

We just want you to finish them all to so you've got room to stock up on more tomorrow at half price

All friends here Joe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!

That's a terrible update. I wish I'd seen this thread earlier and I'd have said just drop it in to me!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!

Which means more choccy choccy nom nom tomorrow! Well played old thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!

That's a terrible update. I wish I'd seen this thread earlier and I'd have said just drop it in to me!

Why are other people so intent on eating my Easter Egg? This is literally the best outcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!

Which means more choccy choccy nom nom tomorrow! Well played old thing

You know it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!

Fab can sleep well tonight. Thank you JoeyB

I nearly went with "Half?

" but the complete circle earlier was perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!

Fab can sleep well tonight. Thank you JoeyB

I nearly went with "Half?

" but the complete circle earlier was perfect

I'm glad I could provide a satisfying conclusion. I knew everyone was on tenterhooks and I can sleep easy now knowing my fully wrapped egg is safe for me to consume tomorrow

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!

That's a terrible update. I wish I'd seen this thread earlier and I'd have said just drop it in to me!

Why are other people so intent on eating my Easter Egg? This is literally the best outcome!

Duh. Chocolate delivered by hot guy. Of course people want your egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update: I've eaten over half the egg now and it's too late to eat anymore but the good news is I've managed to wrap it all up now!

That's a terrible update. I wish I'd seen this thread earlier and I'd have said just drop it in to me!

Why are other people so intent on eating my Easter Egg? This is literally the best outcome!

Duh. Chocolate delivered by hot guy. Of course people want your egg

This may be why I'm awful at picking up signals

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