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"Exactly the reason you are much loved by all" All? Everyone! | |||
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"Exactly the reason you are much loved by all All? Everyone!" Well I can't actually speak for all, but everyone would agree | |||
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"Don’t forget the legs! Killer. Lucky biatch!! " To be fair I nicked them from a gazelle | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit" You had me at big hands  | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. .Soz n shit" Have you been on the opium again | |||
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"I think the deep booming voice and size 10 feet enhance the package" How deep are we talking  | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. .Soz n shit Have you been on the opium again " Golden brown, texture like sun | |||
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"I think the deep booming voice and size 10 feet enhance the package How deep are we talking "Ish | |||
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"The expertly lined pouty lips. The sense of style. ::cries quietly in corner::" I was going to mention the lip liner but threw my towel in with the legs
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"I tell you what, you do your makeup better than I do! " You've never done my makeup! | |||
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"The expertly lined pouty lips. The sense of style. ::cries quietly in corner:: I was going to mention the lip liner but threw my towel in with the legs
*also cries in the corner, but loudly*"You’d already taken the legs from me
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"I’m confused ... or curious?" I’m not sure…. | |||
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"There is something oddly sexy about the bald look with full makeup" All part of the erotic perfection my love | |||
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"I tell you what, you do your makeup better than I do! You've never done my makeup!" Don’t be foreseefish | |||
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"Pft! This is the exact reason I had to block you Jennie - not enough to have it all, you have to flaunt it too! "Can't discuss blocks in open forum. . You know, cos rules ... | |||
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"There is something oddly sexy about the bald look with full makeup" Oh hell yeah. | |||
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"The expertly lined pouty lips. The sense of style. ::cries quietly in corner:: I was going to mention the lip liner but threw my towel in with the legs
*also cries in the corner, but loudly*
You’d already taken the legs from me
We need that towel for the tears! "I’m just wringing it out! Bare with…. | |||
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"Best thread I’ve read today. Ok I’ve only read three including this one, but a wins a win " I hope I don't sound all gloaty and stuff, but, you know ... | |||
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"There is something oddly sexy about the bald look with full makeup" I love that look. Not odd at all. | |||
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"No need to apologise I know when to accept defeat, I'll be in the crying corner! " Come join! Luna has wine | |||
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"Pft! This is the exact reason I had to block you Jennie - not enough to have it all, you have to flaunt it too!
Can't discuss blocks in open forum.
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You know, cos rules ..."It’s ok, the mods only seem to object to my status updates  | |||
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"No need to apologise I know when to accept defeat, I'll be in the crying corner! " I am starting to feel bad now. (Not really but its the thing to say isn't it?) | |||
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"No need to apologise I know when to accept defeat, I'll be in the crying corner! Come join! Luna has wine "Wine makes everything better! | |||
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"No need to apologise I know when to accept defeat, I'll be in the crying corner! Come join! Luna has wine
Wine makes everything better! "It does! *hic* | |||
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"Pft! This is the exact reason I had to block you Jennie - not enough to have it all, you have to flaunt it too!
Can't discuss blocks in open forum.
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You know, cos rules ...
It’s ok, the mods only seem to object to my status updates "Cracking taste in wallpaper. Legs aren't bad either  | |||
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"No need to apologise I know when to accept defeat, I'll be in the crying corner! Come join! Luna has wine
Wine makes everything better!
It does! *hic*"lol | |||
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"There is something oddly sexy about the bald look with full makeup All part of the erotic perfection my love" Well you've absolutely smashed it!  | |||
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"It’s ok, the mods only seem to object to my status updates
Cracking taste in wallpaper. Legs aren't bad either "Awww thanks, it’s very marmite I’ve found | |||
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"There is something oddly sexy about the bald look with full makeup I love that look. Not odd at all. " I suppose I mean odd in that you rarely see it. I think a few women would rock a shaved head  | |||
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"I'm just jealous of your natural scent "Amongst other things | |||
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"I'm just jealous of your natural scent
Amongst other things"Possibly. But I don't want you getting too big headed, or your hair won't fit on | |||
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"I'm just jealous of your natural scent
Amongst other things
Possibly. But I don't want you getting too big headed, or your hair won't fit on "To late for that | |||
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"I'm just jealous of your natural scent
Amongst other things
Possibly. But I don't want you getting too big headed, or your hair won't fit on "Hardly big headed. I've magnanimously apologised to all of female kind for my many virtues. Sheeesh! | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit" Respect  You are 10 times more glam then me | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me "She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating  | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating "it's impressive I can't do it I am a basic bitch | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating "Look, I have said sorry. You'll just have to get used to empty inboxes ladies. | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating
Look, I have said sorry.
You'll just have to get used to empty inboxes ladies."lol seconds out round 1 | |||
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".. Look, I have said sorry. You'll just have to get used to empty inboxes ladies." Is this a promise? I could do with mine being empty right now please and thank you | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating
Look, I have said sorry.
You'll just have to get used to empty inboxes ladies."Uh huh....you might want to work on that sincerity. | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Respect You are 10 times more glam then me
She’s 10x more glam than most of us, honestly it’s both infuriating and devastating
Look, I have said sorry.
You'll just have to get used to empty inboxes ladies.
Uh huh....you might want to work on that sincerity. "Too busy being unattainable fabulous. I'll work on sincerity later x | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit" Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie "Yeah, but... | |||
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"Uh huh....you might want to work on that sincerity. Too busy being unattainable fabulous. I'll work on sincerity later x" Ah, priorities...makes sense, ok. | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but..."But...... What?! Go on | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on "Adams apple? | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?"Negative. I've just got a fat neck
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs "Ah see ... not got the whole package! I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either! | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either! "I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9 | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9 "It's OK. Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x"Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x
Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x"Nah mush. Unattainable, me. | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x
Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x
Nah mush.
Unattainable, me."Bit selfish. You could at least let a few have a go. What would Jesus do? | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x
Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x
Nah mush.
Unattainable, me.
Bit selfish. You could at least let a few have a go. What would Jesus do?"Was JC a bit of a goer?! | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Tbf, I have bigger shoulders than you, Jennie
Yeah, but...
But...... What?! Go on
Adams apple?
Negative. I've just got a fat neck
I also have weird hands with tiny thumbs
Ah see ... not got the whole package!
I bet your feet aren't even size 10 either!
I'm only an 8. Occasionally 9
It's OK.
Nearly as fabulous as me is good enough x
Let’s call it a draw
You’re both fabulous and would get it from so many people x
Nah mush.
Unattainable, me.
Bit selfish. You could at least let a few have a go. What would Jesus do?
Was JC a bit of a goer?! "Well, I wasn’t there. But he was very popular so must have had loads of offers! I bet he was a hound dog. | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit" Forgiven. Sister Lisa | |||
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"There is something oddly sexy about the bald look with full makeup I love that look. Not odd at all. I suppose I mean odd in that you rarely see it. I think a few women would rock a shaved head "*ahemcough - Persis Khambatta. #oooooooft | |||
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"You rotter Jennie. Taking all the good meets and depleting them!! " Well I won't use them ALL up. There will be leftovers to share out! | |||
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"You forgot to mention the eyes too! What lashes do you wear ? "They are natural darling. | |||
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"You forgot to mention the eyes too! What lashes do you wear ?
They are natural darling."...ish | |||
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"I only accept apologies that come with a tongue punch to the fart box." My fart box is ready | |||
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards. Ladies? Ladies...... Ladiesssssss....... *looks around in forlorn hope...." I have eaten them all. | |||
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"I have eaten them all." We all get a bit like that over Easter. | |||
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"It’s the legs in thigh boots for me. I’ve never been able to get thigh boots for my chunkers! You’re just there, flaunting yours like a graceful giraffe! "Please don't feel bad. Unattainable is as unattainable does x | |||
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards. Ladies? Ladies...... Ladiesssssss....... *looks around in forlorn hope.... I have eaten them all." You've eaten the ladies too??????????? | |||
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards. Ladies? Ladies...... Ladiesssssss....... *looks around in forlorn hope.... I have eaten them all." Still waiting to be eaten | |||
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards. Ladies? Ladies...... Ladiesssssss....... *looks around in forlorn hope.... I have eaten them all. Still waiting to be eaten "Erm. Chilli chicken? | |||
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards. Ladies? Ladies...... Ladiesssssss....... *looks around in forlorn hope.... I have eaten them all. Still waiting to be eaten "Sheesh No ones THAT hungry! | |||
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards. Ladies? Ladies...... Ladiesssssss....... *looks around in forlorn hope.... I have eaten them all. Still waiting to be eaten
Sheesh
No ones THAT hungry!" Florence loves me, that’s all I need | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit" Apology accepted xx | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Apology accepted xx"Such good grace. You are indeed a rose amongst ... well .... some other roses | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Apology accepted xx
Such good grace.
You are indeed a rose amongst ... well .... some other roses"Why thank you but I must warn you...I ABSOLUTELY come with thorns lol | |||
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"Jennie dahlink your contrition is about as convincing as the edit floor cuttings that didn’t make a Hollyoaks episode. Or an SNP calculator. " Squirlfriend, for me contrition is a 10 letter word beginning with c | |||
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"...to the women of Fab. . I realise I have set such an unattainably high bar to aspire to. It must be soul destroying. . The feminine bloke shoulders, the slender big hands, the ladylike Adams apple. It must be hell for you all. . Soz n shit Apology accepted xx
Such good grace.
You are indeed a rose amongst ... well .... some other roses
Why thank you but I must warn you...I ABSOLUTELY come with thorns lol"I don't. Unattainable, see? | |||
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"I don't mind being second best if any ladies would like to lower their standards. Ladies? Ladies...... Ladiesssssss....... *looks around in forlorn hope.... I have eaten them all. Still waiting to be eaten
Sheesh
No ones THAT hungry!
Florence loves me, that’s all I need "Shes always hungry | |||
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