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I'm due a profile rewrite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But I'm fully intending to ignore all your advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/23 17:56:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a rewrite?

I mean…I genuinely do think the googly eyes are an idea. Just saying.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Fill in later..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is under copyright so don't bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics, you can't have too many dicks pics...from all angles and maybe an arty black and white one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/23 17:57:11]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fill in later.."

You or my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My profile is under copyright so don't bother "

Harrumph.

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal

And one with the sky remote for comparison

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a rewrite?

I mean…I genuinely do think the googly eyes are an idea. Just saying.

"

I can't get glasses to fit and I'm not dropping keks in specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a rewrite?

I mean…I genuinely do think the googly eyes are an idea. Just saying.

I can't get glasses to fit and I'm not dropping keks in specsavers "

Wise. I hear they’re not fond of that, in there. Vision Express, on the other hand…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest you remove this, add that, and maybe modify another bit but that part should be unchanged

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a rewrite?

I mean…I genuinely do think the googly eyes are an idea. Just saying.

I can't get glasses to fit and I'm not dropping keks in specsavers

Wise. I hear they’re not fond of that, in there. Vision Express, on the other hand…"

I did try Boots but for some reason they offered contact lenses

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Fill in later..

You or my profile "
m

Stop teasing me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fill in later..

You or my profile m

Stop teasing me x"

Awww, sorry, wanna Easter Egg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/23 18:11:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put a massive list of no's and really rake it in

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho

It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence."

Would you trust a man with two first names?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence."

Worst suggestion ever!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

Would you trust a man with two first names? "

•

I wouldn't trust a man, period.

A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"fill me in later. I love pegging, but I'm a bit busy at the moment"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

Would you trust a man with two first names?

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I wouldn't trust a man, period.

A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely."

Ahhh but what makes a man a gentleman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I'm fully intending to ignore all your advice

"

*engage reverse psychology*

Don't change a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put a massive list of no's and really rake it in "

Only works if you have a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I'm fully intending to ignore all your advice

*engage reverse psychology*

Don't change a thing"

That is a tactic a gentleman would never employ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just put a massive list of no's and really rake it in

Only works if you have a vagina. "

I'm a twat, does that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put a massive list of no's and really rake it in

Only works if you have a vagina. "

Well need a case study on if it works for men too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put a massive list of no's and really rake it in

Only works if you have a vagina.

I'm a twat, does that help?"

So are most women, so yeah I guess.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

Would you trust a man with two first names?

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I wouldn't trust a man, period.

A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.

Ahhh but what makes a man a gentleman?"

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The answer to that would require a fresh dedicated thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just put a massive list of no's and really rake it in

Only works if you have a vagina.

I'm a twat, does that help?

So are most women, so yeah I guess. "

I would add but I get enough views from men already... The general male population get all fuzzy over genitalia terms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

Would you trust a man with two first names?

•

I wouldn't trust a man, period.

A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.

Ahhh but what makes a man a gentleman?

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The answer to that would require a fresh dedicated thread."

Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

Would you trust a man with two first names?

•

I wouldn't trust a man, period.

A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely."

Gentlemen are the worst!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

Would you trust a man with two first names?

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I wouldn't trust a man, period.

A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.

Ahhh but what makes a man a gentleman?

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The answer to that would require a fresh dedicated thread.

Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women "

Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage


"But I'm fully intending to ignore all your advice

"
you don't need it its fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

Would you trust a man with two first names?

•

I wouldn't trust a man, period.

A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.

Gentlemen are the worst!!"

Worst at what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I've finally done it...and realised it was already perfection personified

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Soho


"...Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women

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Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do "

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FFS! I've already created three threads this week!

I was hoping you would do it, Joe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women

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Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do

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FFS! I've already created three threads this week!

I was hoping you would do it, Joe! "

Only 3?, You having a week off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But I'm fully intending to ignore all your advice

"

Much like the majority of those who come to the forum asking for help with their profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But I'm fully intending to ignore all your advice

Much like the majority of those who come to the forum asking for help with their profiles "

Good job I wasn't asking for help then

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

Would you trust a man with two first names?

•

I wouldn't trust a man, period.

A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.

Gentlemen are the worst!!

Worst at what?"

Worst for treating you like shit, but politely x

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Easy.

“Here I am, ladies.

Come and get it while I’m still fresh.

Some standards but will have a go on most things.

Huge cock and can bang you senseless all night.

Repeater and heavy cummer.

Love spending hours chomping at your growler.

Usually need a finger up my bum to cum.

Never had any complaints.

Travel lots so if I’m in your town, will be free that night.

HMU lolz.”

You. Are. Welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a tad shame your name isn't William Philip.

You could just write "Will phil in later" and literally get away with it with credence.

Would you trust a man with two first names?

•

I wouldn't trust a man, period.

A gentleman however, that's another matter entirely.

Gentlemen are the worst!!

Worst at what?

Worst for treating you like shit, but politely x"

I have decided I am no longer a gentleman

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"...Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women

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Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do

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FFS! I've already created three threads this week!

I was hoping you would do it, Joe! "

I vote you start one Nero and yes you should feel pressured to do so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy.

“Here I am, ladies.

Come and get it while I’m still fresh.

Some standards but will have a go on most things.

Huge cock and can bang you senseless all night.

Repeater and heavy cummer.

Love spending hours chomping at your growler.

Usually need a finger up my bum to cum.

Never had any complaints.

Travel lots so if I’m in your town, will be free that night.

HMU lolz.”

You. Are. Welcome."

And for those questioning all of the above, these are clearly "what not to put on profile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've finally done it...and realised it was already perfection personified "

Who's profile were you reading??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've finally done it...and realised it was already perfection personified

Who's profile were you reading??"

Nero's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...Sounds like an idea. I'd be quite interested to see the difference in answers from men and women

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Yes please Nero, you seem more apt to starting it than I do

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FFS! I've already created three threads this week!

I was hoping you would do it, Joe! "

I thought you liked being kept busy! Fiiiiiine I'll do it

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