FabSwingers.com forum: I can't win

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It doesn't matter what I do on here

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maybe change your approach if it's not working for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

You don't do anything differently tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A change of profile picture might help

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

Consistency Wonko. If you change your approach with the weather no-one knows if you're being serious or Wonko. It was really nice that you chatted in the Noc last night.

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

You’ve only been on 5 months! Have you tried other ways of meeting people? Socials or clubs to make some acquaintances maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve only been on 5 months! Have you tried other ways of meeting people? Socials or clubs to make some acquaintances maybe."

I've been here 8ish years on and off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

…stalkers gonna stalk?

I’m sorry Wonko. It’s the googly eyes. They do something to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A change of profile picture might help"

To what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

…stalkers gonna stalk?

I’m sorry Wonko. It’s the googly eyes. They do something to me."

And now that fact is out, googly eyes sales have risen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

…stalkers gonna stalk?

I’m sorry Wonko. It’s the googly eyes. They do something to me.

And now that fact is out, googly eyes sales have risen

Oh I do hope so

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

You can't help being irresistible Wonko - you just have to own it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

…stalkers gonna stalk?

I’m sorry Wonko. It’s the googly eyes. They do something to me.

And now that fact is out, googly eyes sales have risen

Oh I do hope so

I've had to buy 4....due to short sighted penis

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I've spotted the issue you have a couple of your - you're homonyms.

I think the babes will love the rest though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a McDonald’s drink, every cups a winner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've spotted the issue you have a couple of your - you're homonyms.

I think the babes will love the rest though."

I'll go add some there they're their ones to then

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By *evBMan
over a year ago

Hope Cove

"A change of profile picture might help

To what? "

Something that doesn't have googly eyes on you cock perhaps

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I've spotted the issue you have a couple of your - you're homonyms.

I think the babes will love the rest though.

I'll go add some there they're their ones to then "

Happy to help a fellow gent.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Its a conspiracy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by the comments during the week, your bearded face (well one cheek anyway) appeared to be fairly popular... So that was probably a good place to start?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

Thems the rules mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Googly eyes on your cock makes it look diseased

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"A change of profile picture might help

To what?

Something that doesn't have googly eyes on you cock perhaps "

The googly eyed cock is iconic. And also angelic...

In the traditional sense as described in Ezekiel

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Wtf is with the Googly eyes??? And the very pity me profile?

Cheer up wonko

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf is with the Googly eyes??? And the very pity me profile?

Cheer up wonko

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Serious question wonko.

What are you actually expecting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A change of profile picture might help

To what?

Something that doesn't have googly eyes on you cock perhaps

The googly eyed cock is iconic. And also angelic...

In the traditional sense as described in Ezekiel

I'm all honesty, I can't look directly at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Serious question wonko.

What are you actually expecting?"

Nothing at this point. I have known that Fab is pointless for me for years.

I'm just here to annoy people these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A change of profile picture might help

To what?

Something that doesn't have googly eyes on you cock perhaps

The googly eyed cock is iconic. And also angelic...

In the traditional sense as described in Ezekiel

I'm all honesty, I can't look directly at it. "

Problem solved

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

No public pics no profile pics and needs a different write up tbf you have been on long

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's amazing how many people assumed this was a profile advice request thread

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Have you tried washing you hair.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"It's amazing how many people assumed this was a profile advice request thread"
I never cmon give me props

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

FAF?"

Do you want to retract that offer?

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

FAF?

Do you want to retract that offer? "

Oops, sorry, wrong thread

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Have you tried asking for bone's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter what I do on here

FAF?

Do you want to retract that offer?

Oops, sorry, wrong thread

Thought so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried asking for bone's

Do I look like a dog?

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Have you tried asking for bone's

Do I look like a dog? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried asking for bone's

Do I look like a dog?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Win what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Win what?"

The chance to fart in a space suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Win what?

The chance to fart in a space suit "

I've just emailed Elon for you...it might still happen

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Win what?

The chance to fart in a space suit "

That would keep you warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Win what?

The chance to fart in a space suit "

Does it have to be your own fart? I mean, there’s these masks you can buy…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Win what?

The chance to fart in a space suit

Does it have to be your own fart? I mean, there’s these masks you can buy… "

And you know why?

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

At least people know your name and chat with you....sigh

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Win what?

The chance to fart in a space suit

Does it have to be your own fart? I mean, there’s these masks you can buy…

And you know why? "

I may or may not have watched it on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least people know your name and chat with you....sigh "

Who said that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Win what?

The chance to fart in a space suit

Does it have to be your own fart? I mean, there’s these masks you can buy…

And you know why?

I may or may not have watched it on my phone

I knew you were a kinky girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn magic. If you can pull a rabbit out a hat, the bunnies will flock to you.

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