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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! " Some might have that as a fantasy  | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! Some might have that as a fantasy "Yeah that night be a problem. | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! " Oooooooooo yeaaaaahhhh, slap me baby | |||
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"Need a bit of rough to appreciate the smooth "How much is a bit though. That doesn't sound like a lot. But it only takes one really doesn't it. Or two. | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! Some might have that as a fantasy
Yeah that night be a problem. "You need a punishment less enjoyable then...tazer to the testicles maybe | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. " As long as they don't have sex like ducks. Then they'd be proper dicks | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. Hope u are ok " Only the ones who are quackers! Chin up OP | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. As long as they don't have sex like ducks. Then they'd be proper dicks" Do ducks have dicks? | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! " There’ll always be dickheads. Luckily the dickheads always unveil themselves leaving you free to check out the leg ends. | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! Some might have that as a fantasy
Yeah that night be a problem.
You need a punishment less enjoyable then...tazer to the testicles maybe "No, darker!. . Come on I know you can do it. | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! There’ll always be dickheads. Luckily the dickheads always unveil themselves leaving you free to check out the leg ends." Bloody takes some of them long enough doesn't it. | |||
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"I have a list." Add them to the line and we'll both tazer them yeah? | |||
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"I have a list. Add them to the line and we'll both tazer them yeah? " In the balls? Hell yeah. | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! " I can't condone slapping, but I can wish karma smites them some other way. Having said that, hope it's not me you are having issues with lol x | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. As long as they don't have sex like ducks. Then they'd be proper dicks Do ducks have dicks?" That, or I spilled my pasta again | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! Some might have that as a fantasy
Yeah that night be a problem.
You need a punishment less enjoyable then...tazer to the testicles maybe
No, darker!. . Come on I know you can do it. "Give them a hard on then wedge an Indian hornets nest onto there aroused throbber | |||
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"I have a lisp." I’m show shorry to read that. Hope it doeshn’t hold you back  | |||
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"I have a list. Add them to the line and we'll both tazer them yeah? In the balls? Hell yeah. " Yep one each. God I'm in a shitty mood aren't I! | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! Some might have that as a fantasy
Yeah that night be a problem.
You need a punishment less enjoyable then...tazer to the testicles maybe
No, darker!. . Come on I know you can do it.
Give them a hard on then wedge an Indian hornets nest onto there aroused throbber "OK now you're talking | |||
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"I have a lisp. I’m show shorry to read that. Hope it doeshn’t hold you back "I actually do have a lisp and that show not shunny | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! Some might have that as a fantasy
Yeah that night be a problem.
You need a punishment less enjoyable then...tazer to the testicles maybe
No, darker!. . Come on I know you can do it.
Give them a hard on then wedge an Indian hornets nest onto there aroused throbber
OK now you're talking "Apparently that's my problem, I don't stop talking | |||
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"I have a list. Add them to the line and we'll both tazer them yeah? In the balls? Hell yeah. Yep one each. God I'm in a shitty mood aren't I! " No, this seems a perfectly normal mood to me. | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! " I'd be glad to borrow you my whip for that, my hand and arm got sore and the queue of pricks is way too long for my possibilities | |||
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"You ok, Hun? "• Confound it! I think I just scuppered my chances with the OP.  | |||
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"Just why? And why can't people own their mistakes? For fucks sake! Can someone just line the dickheads up so I can slap them hard! " Because, people are normally so self absorbed and self obsessed, with no thought for others, living In their own ego centric world. Which in turn blocks them from seeing any wrong doing on their part...hence being dickheads... | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. As long as they don't have sex like ducks. Then they'd be proper dicks Do ducks have dicks?" On the Venn diagram of strange animal mating behaviors — from lobster golden showers to garter-snake orgies — duck sex is on the border between cartoonish and sadistic. That’s right, our beloved mallards engage in some seriously disturbing mating behavior. The “dark side” of duck mating has its own chapter in the new book “The Evolution of Beauty: How Darwin’s Forgotten Theory of Mate Choice Shapes the Animal World — and Us” by Yale ornithology professor Richard O. Prum. It’s a controversial subject, earning notoriety in 2013 after news leaked that the federal government contributed $400,000 to study the mating habits of ducks — dubbed “duckpenisgate” by Mother Jones. But Prum, recipient of a MacArthur “genius grant,” believes that understanding duck sex might better help us understand evolution. And it all begins with the duck penis. Ducks, for one, are outliers within the avian population. Unlike 97 percent of birds, ducks have penises — super-long ones. They are among the best endowed (in terms of ratio of body to member) of all vertebrates. For example, the 1-pound, foot-long Argentinian lake duck has the longest of all with a member that is 4 inches longer than its body. Duck penises regrow every mating season. Once the season ends, the penis begins to shrink and regress until it’s 10 percent of its full-grown size. They are stored inside the duck’s body, waiting to emerge only during copulation. “The process generally resembles a cross between using your arm to evert a sweater sleeve that is inside out and unfurling the soft, motorized roof of a convertible sports car with a hydraulic drive,” writes Prum. And it only gets weirder. The duck penis is not straight, but spirals counterclockwise (!) from its base to its tip. The Muscovy duck penis completes six to 10 full twists over its 20-centimeter (7.8-inch) length. | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. As long as they don't have sex like ducks. Then they'd be proper dicks Do ducks have dicks? On the Venn diagram of strange animal mating behaviors — from lobster golden showers to garter-snake orgies — duck sex is on the border between cartoonish and sadistic. That’s right, our beloved mallards engage in some seriously disturbing mating behavior. The “dark side” of duck mating has its own chapter in the new book “The Evolution of Beauty: How Darwin’s Forgotten Theory of Mate Choice Shapes the Animal World — and Us” by Yale ornithology professor Richard O. Prum. It’s a controversial subject, earning notoriety in 2013 after news leaked that the federal government contributed $400,000 to study the mating habits of ducks — dubbed “duckpenisgate” by Mother Jones. But Prum, recipient of a MacArthur “genius grant,” believes that understanding duck sex might better help us understand evolution. And it all begins with the duck penis. Ducks, for one, are outliers within the avian population. Unlike 97 percent of birds, ducks have penises — super-long ones. They are among the best endowed (in terms of ratio of body to member) of all vertebrates. For example, the 1-pound, foot-long Argentinian lake duck has the longest of all with a member that is 4 inches longer than its body. Duck penises regrow every mating season. Once the season ends, the penis begins to shrink and regress until it’s 10 percent of its full-grown size. They are stored inside the duck’s body, waiting to emerge only during copulation. “The process generally resembles a cross between using your arm to evert a sweater sleeve that is inside out and unfurling the soft, motorized roof of a convertible sports car with a hydraulic drive,” writes Prum. And it only gets weirder. The duck penis is not straight, but spirals counterclockwise (!) from its base to its tip. The Muscovy duck penis completes six to 10 full twists over its 20-centimeter (7.8-inch) length." Is this why it's called screwing? | |||
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"Surely we are all dickheads at times..... "Yeah. Everyone is a bit of a dick. Sometimes our dick can be too much for another person to take though. | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. Hope u are ok "I hate that duck!!! Humans can be dicks more  | |||
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"Sorry OP, just couldn't resist sharing Duck Dick knowledge. I will help with the slapping.
Jx"Thank god Orville covered his with a napy (the site won't allow n.a.p.p.y.) | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. As long as they don't have sex like ducks. Then they'd be proper dicks Do ducks have dicks? On the Venn diagram of strange animal mating behaviors — from lobster golden showers to garter-snake orgies — duck sex is on the border between cartoonish and sadistic. That’s right, our beloved mallards engage in some seriously disturbing mating behavior. The “dark side” of duck mating has its own chapter in the new book “The Evolution of Beauty: How Darwin’s Forgotten Theory of Mate Choice Shapes the Animal World — and Us” by Yale ornithology professor Richard O. Prum. It’s a controversial subject, earning notoriety in 2013 after news leaked that the federal government contributed $400,000 to study the mating habits of ducks — dubbed “duckpenisgate” by Mother Jones. But Prum, recipient of a MacArthur “genius grant,” believes that understanding duck sex might better help us understand evolution. And it all begins with the duck penis. Ducks, for one, are outliers within the avian population. Unlike 97 percent of birds, ducks have penises — super-long ones. They are among the best endowed (in terms of ratio of body to member) of all vertebrates. For example, the 1-pound, foot-long Argentinian lake duck has the longest of all with a member that is 4 inches longer than its body. Duck penises regrow every mating season. Once the season ends, the penis begins to shrink and regress until it’s 10 percent of its full-grown size. They are stored inside the duck’s body, waiting to emerge only during copulation. “The process generally resembles a cross between using your arm to evert a sweater sleeve that is inside out and unfurling the soft, motorized roof of a convertible sports car with a hydraulic drive,” writes Prum. And it only gets weirder. The duck penis is not straight, but spirals counterclockwise (!) from its base to its tip. The Muscovy duck penis completes six to 10 full twists over its 20-centimeter (7.8-inch) length." Love weird animal facts I've always thought it was funny that barnacles have penises 8 times their length. Handy for when the rest of you is feeling pretty lazy! As well as some humans maybe, they are quite literally dicks. | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. Hope u are ok " I know this was a typo, but this is my favourite comment I've seen on the forums. I wish I could be duck | |||
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"Sorry OP, just couldn't resist sharing Duck Dick knowledge. I will help with the slapping.
Jx"To be fair you just educated me and probably a few others. Which distracted me from the dick saga for a while. So thank you. Keep being you! | |||
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"Sorry OP, just couldn't resist sharing Duck Dick knowledge. I will help with the slapping.
Jx"Things you never thought you'd read on Fab | |||
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"Humans can be ducks. As long as they don't have sex like ducks. Then they'd be proper dicks Do ducks have dicks? On the Venn diagram of strange animal mating behaviors — from lobster golden showers to garter-snake orgies — duck sex is on the border between cartoonish and sadistic. That’s right, our beloved mallards engage in some seriously disturbing mating behavior. The “dark side” of duck mating has its own chapter in the new book “The Evolution of Beauty: How Darwin’s Forgotten Theory of Mate Choice Shapes the Animal World — and Us” by Yale ornithology professor Richard O. Prum. It’s a controversial subject, earning notoriety in 2013 after news leaked that the federal government contributed $400,000 to study the mating habits of ducks — dubbed “duckpenisgate” by Mother Jones. But Prum, recipient of a MacArthur “genius grant,” believes that understanding duck sex might better help us understand evolution. And it all begins with the duck penis. Ducks, for one, are outliers within the avian population. Unlike 97 percent of birds, ducks have penises — super-long ones. They are among the best endowed (in terms of ratio of body to member) of all vertebrates. For example, the 1-pound, foot-long Argentinian lake duck has the longest of all with a member that is 4 inches longer than its body. Duck penises regrow every mating season. Once the season ends, the penis begins to shrink and regress until it’s 10 percent of its full-grown size. They are stored inside the duck’s body, waiting to emerge only during copulation. “The process generally resembles a cross between using your arm to evert a sweater sleeve that is inside out and unfurling the soft, motorized roof of a convertible sports car with a hydraulic drive,” writes Prum. And it only gets weirder. The duck penis is not straight, but spirals counterclockwise (!) from its base to its tip. The Muscovy duck penis completes six to 10 full twists over its 20-centimeter (7.8-inch) length." Well thank you Dr Ducklittle!!!  | |||
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a total dickhead for people like you…." Love this! | |||
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"I have a list. Add them to the line and we'll both tazer them yeah? " I expect we all have a list and there’s no doubt a ridiculous amount of overlap amongst them | |||
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