FabSwingers.com forum: Burglar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So a burglar breaks into your house. The doors lock and an alarm goes off. The burglar is trapped inside with what ever song you choose being played at full blast and on a loop. What song would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Locked up - Akon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a burglar breaks into your house. The doors lock and an alarm goes off. The burglar is trapped inside with what ever song you choose being played at full blast and on a loop. What song would you choose?"

Money on My Mind - Sam Smith

It’s why he broke in the first place

for the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slipknot - wait and bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop whoop it the sound of the police

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

“I know a song that’ll get on your nerves,

Get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that’ll get on your nerves

Get, get, get on your nerves”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crazy frog

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Baby Shark

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Spade - Merry Christmas Everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I know a song that’ll get on your nerves,

Get on your nerves, get on your nerves

I know a song that’ll get on your nerves

Get, get, get on your nerves”"

The Joe Pasquale Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an ironic thread as i saw a film the other day - ‘Inside’- and this is pretty much the plot line. Every time he open the fridge ‘Macarena’ plays so I’m going to have to go with that delightful ditty from Los Del Rio.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Some free jazz... Loud and on repeat for a long long long long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a song that'll get on your nerves.

Get on your nerves

I know a song that'll get on...."

Preferably sung by Joe Pasqaule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the bodies hit the floor

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Sucks to be you - raging speedhorn

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

birdie song at max volume

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Sam Smith’s theme to ‘Spectre’.

Dreary, whiney drivel. It’s the only James Bond theme tune I turn down the volume to.

Awful song, whoever chose it deserves to be shot slowly.

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

Careless whisper because we all know whispers in tge night are much louder and carelrss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stealers wheel, stuck in the middle with you !

Hopefully they have seen Reservoir Dogs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stealers wheel, stuck in the middle with you !

Hopefully they have seen Reservoir Dogs lol"

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I’m howling ??????????????

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

I know a song that’ll get on your nerves

Had some bastard try the front door handy last night, never been so thankful for a deadbolt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad boys.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Handle **

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

The Clash. I fought the law (and the law won).

Gbat

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Police and thieves junior Murvin

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Something by The Police.

Perhaps "Walking in your footsteps"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Tight Fit

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Agadoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen - don't stop me now

As I proceed to chase them round my house completely butt naked wearing a plastic Donald trump mask, armed with a spatula and a jar of hellmanz real mayonnaise

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Black lace -agadoo

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Black lace -agadoo"

Now that's just cruel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run, Rabbit run, rabbit run run run… full blast

Mrs

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Barbie Girl by Aqua

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Limp Bizkit - Breakstuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One way or another - Blondie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen - don't stop me now

As I proceed to chase them round my house completely butt naked wearing a plastic Donald trump mask, armed with a spatula and a jar of hellmanz real mayonnaise"

I think I will have nightmares now

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Cheeky Song by Cheeky Girls.

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By *artin23456Man
over a year ago

basingstoke

nursery rhymes extra reverb and pitched down that should scare them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to break free by queen

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

K - Baby Shark

LvM - Welcome To The Jungle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen - don't stop me now

As I proceed to chase them round my house completely butt naked wearing a plastic Donald trump mask, armed with a spatula and a jar of hellmanz real mayonnaise

I think I will have nightmares now

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky Song by Cheeky Girls.

They were in town this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a song that’ll get on your nerves

Had some bastard try the front door handy last night, never been so thankful for a deadbolt "

God, that’s scary Luna

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Pharaohe Monch.

Fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J

Not taking the fun away but it is a thing to think about

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Has to be this.....

https://youtu.be/GbUeK1PP7-s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J

Not taking the fun away but it is a thing to think about"

Last thing you want to do is hype them up. Play Vengaboys to cause confusion

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

One, Two Freddy's Coming for You.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the burglar is straight…

I Like Boys by Todrick Hall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mama Said Knock You Out LL Cool J

Not taking the fun away but it is a thing to think about

Last thing you want to do is hype them up. Play Vengaboys to cause confusion "

I meant loud noise or music so you can hide or your call to police will be muffled

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

We'll meet again don't know where don't know when but i know we'll meet again

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

The birdie dance and he has to join in with the actions too.

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Baseball bat in hand and Mousse T. feat. Hot 'n' Juicy - Horny horny horny playing out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Safety Dance - Men without hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 chains...burglar bars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Queen - don't stop me now

As I proceed to chase them round my house completely butt naked wearing a plastic Donald trump mask, armed with a spatula and a jar of hellmanz real mayonnaise"

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm a secret lemonade drinker R Whites R Whites

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Benny hill theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bodies - Drowning Pool. Because he just broke into the wrong house

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Motorhead - Overkill. Thinks it's over...no it's not! Repeat twice as there are a couple of 'false' endings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bodies - Drowning Pool. Because he just broke into the wrong house

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That’s the 1st one I chose

Mrs

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

nyancat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay Boyfriend by The Hazzards

Go on, it’s on YouTube, you know you’re inquisitive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Meghan Trainor. I can’t think of anything worse.

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By *uperS77Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Agadoo Black Lace

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Juice Newton Angel of the morning...then pull on my Deadpool suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby Shark

Suffer you thieving ba$@rd

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You think you're a man but you're only a boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shake it off by Taylor Swift

Or the Crazy Frog ringtone... Not the full song, just the ringtone. 15s of torture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skrillex, Bangarang

Don’t come for me, I’ve genuinely had this played to me on repeat day in day out by a housemate. Made me feel murdery.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

That bloody song off the jet 2 advert. Drive anybody out your house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skrillex, Bangarang

Don’t come for me, I’ve genuinely had this played to me on repeat day in day out by a housemate. Made me feel murdery."

Maybe it's not a couple of burglars but kids who are in the wrong house, then you'd shout to the lost boys...

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

The banjo music from Deliverance

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Baby Shark"

I mean, there are some properly sadistic choices on here but that takes the biscuit.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything by Meghan Trainor. I can’t think of anything worse. "

I love Meghan Trainor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Collapsable Hearts Club - Easy Street on loop

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By *cing3894Man
over a year ago

Billingham

The nursery rhyme from nightmare on Elm Street

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Barbie Girl can't remember who sang it now!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Baby shark.

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By *inglenfreeMan
over a year ago

london

I fought the law. (but the law won)

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Please release me let me go........ That welsh guy can't remember his name really old

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The nursery rhyme from nightmare on Elm Street "

On God no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barbie Girl can't remember who sang it now! "

My favourite song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bad boys."

Love this song

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Does this house not have any windows?

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

Drum intro from EastEnders

On repeat.

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By *mo512Man
over a year ago

LONDON

"Barbie Girl can't remember who sang it now!

My favourite song

Aqua

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Every step you take every move you make I'll be watching you.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

How did the burglar get in, through an open door, it that not trespass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smooth Criminal!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What do you want to make those eyes at me for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Justin Bieber

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The death march, as its coming their way.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Phenomenon by the muppets it would drive anyone insane

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By *mTheMrJMan
over a year ago

Barry

Creep by radio head

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By *ecky124TV/TS
over a year ago

Middlewich

The muppets Mahna Mahna do do do do do Mahna Mahna do do do do

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Would come down the stairs and smash his face in simple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drum intro from EastEnders

On repeat."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barbie Girl can't remember who sang it now!

My favourite song

Aqua"

I loved Aqua back in the day.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

DMX , X Gon Give to Ya

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