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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's going to hold the camcorder though?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No. Because you won't have sex with meeee :')

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Reading statuses from after a Saturday night and have the FOMO kicking in?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Who's going to hold the camcorder though?"

I've been known to do both at the same time, it takes a lot of concentration but I manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation "

Dude!!!!

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t filter so much, you might get more important mail…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation "

Well, hurry up then, we're waiting for you to arrive so we can get started.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"

No. Because you won't have sex with meeee :')"

You don't even like see though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We apologise.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Reading statuses from after a Saturday night and have the FOMO kicking in?"

I know, they just don't think about us at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation "

Pd it's the paper cuts, that's what's doing it, bandage those fuckers

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Dude!!!!

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t filter so much, you might get more important mail…..

"

I have filters on my filters as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might want to take a break from fab next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Well, hurry up then, we're waiting for you to arrive so we can get started. "

I reckon I can be there by tomorrow, maybe Tuesday with the traffic. I hope this is ok

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Reading statuses from after a Saturday night and have the FOMO kicking in?

I know, they just don't think about us at all "

It's damn braggadocios is what it is!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Take them an Easter Egg and I'm sure they'll let you join in....

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"We apologise. "

I appreciate that, you've earnt a weeks grace

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Pd it's the paper cuts, that's what's doing it, bandage those fuckers "

They've been kissed better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Dude!!!!

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t filter so much, you might get more important mail…..

I have filters on my filters as well "

Haha.

Kick me!!

Aka. Dm me? *mods. This is a polite request to a friend.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Celibate in solidarity

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You might want to take a break from fab next week "

Are you going to be gloating about visiting the glory hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Well, hurry up then, we're waiting for you to arrive so we can get started.

I reckon I can be there by tomorrow, maybe Tuesday with the traffic. I hope this is ok"

That'll do.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Done

"

I knew I could count on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation "

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Pd it's the paper cuts, that's what's doing it, bandage those fuckers

They've been kissed better now "

Did you remove your bottom ribs for this kissing to happen

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Take them an Easter Egg and I'm sure they'll let you join in...."

They will all be on offer tomorrow, I'll stock up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

No. Because you won't have sex with meeee :')

You don't even like see though "

I just say that to make people think I'm not hurt about them not wanting it from me.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Dude!!!!

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t filter so much, you might get more important mail…..

I have filters on my filters as well

Haha.

Kick me!!

Aka. Dm me? *mods. This is a polite request to a friend. "

Maybe next life Woody

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I haven't even started yet

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Celibate in solidarity "

I don't want to be celibate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Dude!!!!

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t filter so much, you might get more important mail…..

I have filters on my filters as well

Haha.

Kick me!!

Aka. Dm me? *mods. This is a polite request to a friend.

Maybe next life Woody "

You wish!!!

I tried.

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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago

Between Norwich & Yarmouth


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation "

Would you like an invite?...

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Pd it's the paper cuts, that's what's doing it, bandage those fuckers

They've been kissed better now

Did you remove your bottom ribs for this kissing to happen "

No I asked Marg from down the road

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Celibate in solidarity

I don't want to be celibate "

Don't worry - that's me just not out of choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Pd it's the paper cuts, that's what's doing it, bandage those fuckers

They've been kissed better now

Did you remove your bottom ribs for this kissing to happen

No I asked Marg from down the road "

Good old Marg, we have a Marg on our street, but she's called Sheila, do anything for a slice of lemon drizzle

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"

No. Because you won't have sex with meeee :')

You don't even like see though

I just say that to make people think I'm not hurt about them not wanting it from me."

There's plenty of rods that can prod

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I haven't even started yet "

I wouldn't start now if I were you

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Dude!!!!

I’d appreciate it if you didn’t filter so much, you might get more important mail…..

I have filters on my filters as well

Haha.

Kick me!!

Aka. Dm me? *mods. This is a polite request to a friend.

Maybe next life Woody

You wish!!!

I tried. "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Sorry no can do I’m afraid, I want to get my dick wet not fall asleep waiting for you to make your way up the M1.

The mr

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Reading statuses from after a Saturday night and have the FOMO kicking in?

I know, they just don't think about us at all

It's damn braggadocios is what it is!"

Joe, you're far too young and gorgeous for me so please stop using the fancy words and making me want you. Thank you please.

J

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Would you like an invite?..."

Can I stand in the corner and give scores?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Celibate in solidarity

I don't want to be celibate

Don't worry - that's me just not out of choice "

Damn people and not giving the sex

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Pd it's the paper cuts, that's what's doing it, bandage those fuckers

They've been kissed better now

Did you remove your bottom ribs for this kissing to happen

No I asked Marg from down the road

Good old Marg, we have a Marg on our street, but she's called Sheila, do anything for a slice of lemon drizzle "

I've found most will do anything for their favourite cake

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Sorry no can do I’m afraid, I want to get my dick wet not fall asleep waiting for you to make your way up the M1.

The mr "

Well I always appreciate honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Pd it's the paper cuts, that's what's doing it, bandage those fuckers

They've been kissed better now

Did you remove your bottom ribs for this kissing to happen

No I asked Marg from down the road

Good old Marg, we have a Marg on our street, but she's called Sheila, do anything for a slice of lemon drizzle

I've found most will do anything for their favourite cake "

It's not her favorite mate, doesn't even have to be fresh

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Celibate in solidarity

I don't want to be celibate

Don't worry - that's me just not out of choice

Damn people and not giving the sex "

Tell me about it - utterly selfish of them

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Celibate in solidarity

I don't want to be celibate

Don't worry - that's me just not out of choice

Damn people and not giving the sex

Tell me about it - utterly selfish of them "

I've considered starting a petition to get it discussed in parliament

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Celibate in solidarity

I don't want to be celibate

Don't worry - that's me just not out of choice

Damn people and not giving the sex

Tell me about it - utterly selfish of them

I've considered starting a petition to get it discussed in parliament "

I think you should! Isn't this supposed to be a sharing site afterall??

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

No

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Celibate in solidarity

I don't want to be celibate

Don't worry - that's me just not out of choice

Damn people and not giving the sex

Tell me about it - utterly selfish of them

I've considered starting a petition to get it discussed in parliament

I think you should! Isn't this supposed to be a sharing site afterall?? "

They would have to discuss it if got enough votes, they're the rules and yes, yes it is

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

"

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


" No "

Well that's not the kind of empathy I'm looking for

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

We haven't been.

Well not for a week anyway

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"We haven't been.

Well not for a week anyway "

You will be going at it like rabbits soon, it's easter

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together "

Nothing special! kmt.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together

Nothing special! kmt."

Bit harsh

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together

Nothing special! kmt.

Bit harsh "

PD you need to stop drinking when you meet

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together

Nothing special! kmt.

Bit harsh

PD you need to stop drinking when you meet "

I think he's been having wet dream about me

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together

Nothing special! kmt.

Bit harsh

PD you need to stop drinking when you meet

I think he's been having wet dream about me "

He's not the only one

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation "

Sex? What is this thing called sex?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together

Nothing special! kmt.

Bit harsh

PD you need to stop drinking when you meet

I think he's been having wet dream about me

He's not the only one "

Was I good?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Sex? What is this thing called sex? "

It's what other people are doing all the time

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Sex? What is this thing called sex?

It's what other people are doing all the time "

Selfish barstewards

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together

Nothing special! kmt.

Bit harsh

PD you need to stop drinking when you meet

I think he's been having wet dream about me

He's not the only one

Was I good? "

A lady never tells

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Sex? What is this thing called sex?

It's what other people are doing all the time

Selfish barstewards "

PD's starting a petition for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Sex? What is this thing called sex?

It's what other people are doing all the time

Selfish barstewards

PD's starting a petition for us! "

I'll sign in support

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together

Nothing special! kmt.

Bit harsh "

my ego is bruised.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Having sex without me, I'd appreciate it and thank you for your cooperation

Sex? What is this thing called sex?

It's what other people are doing all the time

Selfish barstewards

PD's starting a petition for us!

I'll sign in support "

We don't need your pity signing

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Well can't be aimed at me not had sex for years

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I'm sorry but no...

We've shared some special moments and I will always treasure them.

Try to be happy it happened rather than sad it's over.

I don't remember us sharing any special moments together

Nothing special! kmt.

Bit harsh

my ego is bruised."

I don't know what to say about that

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Well can't be aimed at me not had sex for years "

I'll add your name to the petition

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