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By *aggoner OP   Man
over a year ago

for a penny

The loose end trailing down the back of the roll or the front?

Do you, or have you ever been tempted to, fold the loose end?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

You haven't lived until you've had to wipe with Izal paper. Might as well use a paint brush for the good that stuff did

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

We use the three shells.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Over the front, away from the wall, because I'm not a barbarian Tempted to fold? Yes but I've never given into the temptation... I wouldn't want to deprive my cleaning staff of the duty

LvM

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s better to have a fringe than a mullet in my view

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By *oinerbillMan
over a year ago

warrington


"You haven't lived until you've had to wipe with Izal paper. Might as well use a paint brush for the good that stuff did "

Torture

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Anybody who willingly hangs it down the back should be branded a knuckle dragging wall scraper and be immediately shunned until they learn the civilised way to load a roll of arse tissue

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By *aggoner OP   Man
over a year ago

for a penny


"You haven't lived until you've had to wipe with Izal paper. Might as well use a paint brush for the good that stuff did "

That stuff was made before the throwaway society, when you could rinse it and re-use it.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"You haven't lived until you've had to wipe with Izal paper. Might as well use a paint brush for the good that stuff did

That stuff was made before the throwaway society, when you could rinse it and re-use it. "

Hideous stuff. Coated with a by product of the coal industry, to act as a disinfectant

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"You haven't lived until you've had to wipe with Izal paper. Might as well use a paint brush for the good that stuff did

That stuff was made before the throwaway society, when you could rinse it and re-use it. "

Didn’t even need using as all the shite was just redistributed up your back

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"You haven't lived until you've had to wipe with Izal paper. Might as well use a paint brush for the good that stuff did "

This was the reason why I never had a shit at school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we hoarding again?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Front.

Apparently back is good if you have cats or toddlers.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"You haven't lived until you've had to wipe with Izal paper. Might as well use a paint brush for the good that stuff did

This was the reason why I never had a shit at school. "

And they say our generation didn't get an education. Wise move. Hold it until you're home

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Lidls own i mean quality or what

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By *aggoner OP   Man
over a year ago

for a penny


"Front.

Apparently back is good if you have cats or toddlers. "

I’ve seen the vids.

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By *aggoner OP   Man
over a year ago

for a penny


"Lidls own i mean quality or what "

Quality shouldn’t be a factor, given what you use it for.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Lidls own i mean quality or what

Quality shouldn’t be a factor, given what you use it for. "
oh it definitely is fingers gping through it i mean you may as well use your hand

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

izal on a par with tracing paper

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Slight deviation, but related… has anyone ever managed to get a single wet arse wipe out of the packet without a dozen more adhering to it..??

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Anybody who willingly hangs it down the back should be branded a knuckle dragging wall scraper and be immediately shunned until they learn the civilised way to load a roll of arse tissue "

But, I always think it looks so much tidier hanging down the back out the way

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Always away from the wall so you don't leave germs on the wall for them to spread onto the toilet paper

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I don’t know what he uses or how he stores it, but Jeeves always gets every drop and smear with his patented technique. I even get a pat on the bottom to say well done me.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"You haven't lived until you've had to wipe with Izal paper. Might as well use a paint brush for the good that stuff did "

That stuff was absolutely awful!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I use wet wipes as I like to clean, paper to dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only lunatics have it trailing down the back...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"The loose end trailing down the back of the roll or the front?

Do you, or have you ever been tempted to, fold the loose end? "

Theres the right way... And the wrong way. Down the front of course

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I use wet wipes as I like to clean, paper to dry."

Where do you put them afterwards down the toilet

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I use bum wipes that are flushable and break down very quickly so don't clog the sewer

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I use grass clippings environmental friendly

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By *aggoner OP   Man
over a year ago

for a penny


"Only lunatics have it trailing down the back..."

A bit harsh.

I don’t think lunatics have that choice.

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn


"This was the reason why I never had a shit at school. "

Yep, exactly the same reason i never did as well. We still had Izal at secondary school in the 1970's. Even though i had a 1 hour bus ride to and from school, i would never ever have a shit at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Front.

Apparently back is good if you have cats or toddlers. "

Aha

I was about to ask how to deal with the cat's fascination

I keep finding the whole roll unravelled in a heap on the floor

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Fringe not a mullet is the correct way

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By *pen2UMan
over a year ago

Telford

Deffo the front... having it at the back is breaking an unwritten rul!

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I use bum wipes that are flushable and break down very quickly so don't clog the sewer "

Unfortunately, experience tells me that they don’t break down quickly enough. £200 to clear the drain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Front.

Apparently back is good if you have cats or toddlers.

Aha

I was about to ask how to deal with the cat's fascination

I keep finding the whole roll unravelled in a heap on the floor"

Try having a dog that takes the loo roll out of the bathroom and decorates the whole house with it

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Front.

Apparently back is good if you have cats or toddlers.

Aha

I was about to ask how to deal with the cat's fascination

I keep finding the whole roll unravelled in a heap on the floor

Try having a dog that takes the loo roll out of the bathroom and decorates the whole house with it "

I had an Andrex dog when I was little

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By *aggoner OP   Man
over a year ago

for a penny


"Deffo the front... having it at the back is breaking an unwritten rul!"

Are we still talking about toilet rolls?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Deffo the front... having it at the back is breaking an unwritten rul!

Are we still talking about toilet rolls? "

Unsure. Think it was the izal paper that made people realise it didn't matter

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