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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts.

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By *locsmilfWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts."

It's good to read you again.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Morning Shag

I'm not thinking of Jesus particularly but I'll probably reflect on the cycle of the seasons, spring, rebirth etc

Hope you have a good day

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Not me. I don't see any reason to think that Jesus came to save us. The idea of God sacrificing himself to himself for us acting in accordance with the way he made us just doesn't make any sense to me. I have so many problems with the Christmas message.

I like the chocolate bit of Easter though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts."

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Morning Shag

I'm not thinking of Jesus particularly but I'll probably reflect on the cycle of the seasons, spring, rebirth etc

Hope you have a good day "
Morning nicecouple, that is also good to reflect on those things too, ty. I will and have a good day you too, happy easter

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts."

I'm thinking of doing some nailing

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I'm think of Jesus pulling a hamstring, the scousers winning by four, and arsenal imploding in the run in.

City, City, City....

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By *lashheartMan
over a year ago

shrewsbury

I’m celebrating the spring equinox. With chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts."

Contender for thread comment of the year?!!!

Im doffing my virtual cap to you.

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

He’s not the only one to have risen this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts."

This tickled me

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

I think even if you don’t believe it’s a good spiritual message of conquering the impossible, rolling away the stone, accepting what you can’t explain, new life & new starts.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Morning Shag, I'm thinking of my family up north today. My mum will be in church so I will phone her later

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By *onnyadtMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Will be watching the Life of Brian later so sort of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ,

Who are you? What have you sacrificed?

Jesus Christ Superstar,

Do you think you're what they say you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

I'm still stuck with the very beginning of time.

God made Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve had 3 sons.

Surely that's the end of civilization.

There's never been talk of another couple having children and boys can't have children.

I'm glad that you have your comfort OP but I don't get it personally.

Happy Easter

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm thinking of the Guru Granth Sahib.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am thinking of new life and the upcoming season

Enjoy your day Shag

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Morning Shag, I'm thinking of my family up north today. My mum will be in church so I will phone her later

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Morning _ede, that is good that your family as well, happy easter

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

I'm still stuck with the very beginning of time.

God made Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve had 3 sons.

Surely that's the end of civilization.

There's never been talk of another couple having children and boys can't have children.

I'm glad that you have your comfort OP but I don't get it personally.

Happy Easter

Mitochondrial Eve is the woman from who all living humans are descended. So this is actually possible if not entirely factual

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

The only things that come back from the dead are zombies..

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I am thinking of new life and the upcoming season

Enjoy your day Shag "
Hi shady, that is good to think of that too, ty, enjoy your day as well, happy easter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

I'm still stuck with the very beginning of time.

God made Adam and Eve, Adam and Eve had 3 sons.

Surely that's the end of civilization.

There's never been talk of another couple having children and boys can't have children.

I'm glad that you have your comfort OP but I don't get it personally.

Happy Easter

Mitochondrial Eve is the woman from who all living humans are descended. So this is actually possible if not entirely factual"

Now this is an interesting read for certain political thinking people.

Thanks

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good morning Shag.

Happy and blessed Easter to you and your family.

Easter is the most important Christian festival.

I will be observing it next weekend as I follow Julian Calendar.

But yes, I will be thinking on Jesus and what he did for us.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"The only things that come back from the dead are zombies..

What about vampires? And Doctor Frankenstein made his monster out of bits of dead people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I'm thinking of what to have for breakfast

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

I'm thinking how do I have my eggs.....fried. scrambled nah kinder or cadburys

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"The only things that come back from the dead are zombies..

What about vampires? And Doctor Frankenstein made his monster out of bits of dead people."

Well doctor Frankenstein had more luck than me...I tried that one without success..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

Although I don't share your faith I respect yours.

I hope your Easter is all that you wish it to be x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No, I'm not. I'm not religious really, although I do acknowledge a couple of religious occasions from two different religions (more an upbringing thing).

However, I feel like it's a good time to lean into the new. Celebrate a new season, embrace my sexuality and fertility. It's a nice time to look forward, make plans for the future and plant the seeds so they blossom in days to come.

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"The only things that come back from the dead are zombies..

What about vampires? And Doctor Frankenstein made his monster out of bits of dead people.

Well doctor Frankenstein had more luck than me...I tried that one without success..

Fronkensteen !

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’m very grateful to him for all his sterling bank holiday works and I shall dedicate this cream egg to him.

Thank you Jebus

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

"Good morning Shag.

Happy and blessed Easter to you and your family.

Easter is the most important Christian festival.

I will be observing it next weekend as I follow Julian Calendar.

But yes, I will be thinking on Jesus and what he did for us. "
. I too follow the Julian calendar so will be observing more next week.So as not to upset the Gregorian calendar and the Julian calendar I will have a Easter egg on both Easter Sunday’s and think about Jesus.Xristos Aensti as us Greeks say it means Christ has Risen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts."

Would a good drilling count

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I am Jesus.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts.

Would a good drilling count

If God was all seeing he would have given the Romans a tube of no nails.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am Jesus."

You are what,my son ?

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Good morning Shag.

Happy and blessed Easter to you and your family.

Easter is the most important Christian festival.

I will be observing it next weekend as I follow Julian Calendar.

But yes, I will be thinking on Jesus and what he did for us. "
Morning geek, ty and a happy and blessed easter to you and your family too and yes, easter is a very important christian festival

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning Mr shag

Happy Easter to one and all

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I will be thinking is he going to make an appearance....is today the Second Coming he really is taking his time with it......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

I was not thinking of Jesus Shag.

I was caused to think of Jesus as soon as I saw the thread heading and I suspect that's why you post these religious dates.

You are like the poster on the church gate.

I wish you the very best of days for all your days Shag.

I will have the best of days too. Today, tomorrow and all the morrows thereafter.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"I will be thinking is he going to make an appearance....is today the Second Coming he really is taking his time with it......"

To quote the late great comedian..bill Hicks.. it's all these people wearing crosses that are putting him off coming back..

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Have a lovely day

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

Unless he’s returning with a posse of fine tittied disciples and a new Porsche for me, he can fuck off back to his cave and fish sandwiches

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ll be thinking of you thinking of him Shag. Enjoy your Sunday

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

Apparently when he was on the cross he shouted "don't touch my Easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday"

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yes a little thought here for him x

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

If easer is when Jesus came back to life why does the date change every year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently when he was on the cross he shouted "don't touch my Easter eggs, I'll be back on Monday"

I think he said

"Forgive them father for they know not what they do". Which is more in keeping with the OP and the message he is trying to get across?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"If easer is when Jesus came back to life why does the date change every year? "

In the west we use lunar calendars, so it’s the first Sunday after the full Moon after equinox. In the east they stuck to the Julian calendar , in Egypt for example it’s different

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If easer is when Jesus came back to life why does the date change every year? "

Because it's tied to Passover, which is based on the lunar calendar

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Thank you both for explaining.that makes sense I just thought they changed the actual day so it always falls on a weekend so ties in with bank holidays

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I am Jesus.

You are what,my son ?"

Daddy!! I mean, erm, mummy?? I’m confused.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Thank you both for explaining.that makes sense I just thought they changed the actual day so it always falls on a weekend so ties in with bank holidays"

It obviously has to fall on the specific days - it would be odd if Good Friday were on a Tuesday

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Good Morning Mr shag

Happy Easter to one and all

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Morning, ty, happy easter to you too

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

Although I don't share your faith I respect yours.

I hope your Easter is all that you wish it to be x"
That is good and ty, it is all that too, happy easter to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fear if I think of him I may burst into flames.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

And there I was reading the bible!!! Thanks for the spoiler.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I like his big hits, but his cover version of chumbawumba is pretty good too

"I get nailed down, but I get up again,

Your never gonna keep me down..."

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

And there I was reading the bible!!! Thanks for the spoiler.

You wait until you get to season three!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am thinking of new life and the upcoming season

Enjoy your day Shag Hi shady, that is good to think of that too, ty, enjoy your day as well, happy easter

I am watching Secrets of Christ's Tomb documentary on Disney+ it's interesting Shag, I thought you might like it

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I am thinking of new life and the upcoming season

Enjoy your day Shag Hi shady, that is good to think of that too, ty, enjoy your day as well, happy easter

I am watching Secrets of Christ's Tomb documentary on Disney+ it's interesting Shag, I thought you might like it "
That is good and a good documentary as well about the secrets of christs tomb, yes. I will also watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking of getting nailed if that counts."

My word, dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am thinking of new life and the upcoming season

Enjoy your day Shag Hi shady, that is good to think of that too, ty, enjoy your day as well, happy easter

I am watching Secrets of Christ's Tomb documentary on Disney+ it's interesting Shag, I thought you might like it That is good and a good documentary as well about the secrets of christs tomb, yes. I will also watch it

Enjoy, it's interesting. I also watched documentaries about the parting of the Red Sea and another about Sodom and Gomorrah, very interesting

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I am thinking of new life and the upcoming season

Enjoy your day Shag Hi shady, that is good to think of that too, ty, enjoy your day as well, happy easter

Enjoy, it's interesting. I also watched documentaries about the parting of the Red Sea and another about Sodom and Gomorrah, very interesting "
Yes. I will enjoy it as well, that other documentary about the red sea and about that, sounds interesting. I will have a look at that too

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sure watched few programs, something never too forget

Have a blessed day shag

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Today it is easter sunday and it marks the resurrection of jesus, who else is thinking of him? I am

Interesting shag a thing came up on my phone today .saying

James Cameron of avatar fame

Had done documentry 12 years ago. On the finding of Jesus Christ's and Mary Magdalene family tomb in Israel.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Sure watched few programs, something never too forget

Have a blessed day shag

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That is good and ty, you too

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Sure watched few programs, something never too forget

Have a blessed day shag

That is good and ty, you too

Thank you

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