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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham

Guys,

Lets use this thread to show how we feel overall and how feel towards some sort of females.

I.e

If your going through a rough time. Speak here. Am sure one of us here got good advice.

Or say a red flag that puts you off certain ladies

Lets go!

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham

Oh also ladies. Please feel free to say what you want too

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm feeling good mate,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im all good..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Go on then OP, you first.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

What does "some sort of females" mean?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"What does "some sort of females" mean? "

It’s a compliment. Definitely

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong "

I try to see the good in everyone. So hopefully nothing goes wrong

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"What does "some sort of females" mean? "

Tbf it was my bad of saying it like that. Just not all females are the same. Same way all men are not the same. Does it make sense?

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"I'm feeling good mate, "

Glad to hear that mate. I see the bank holiday weekend doing you well then

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong "

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"What does "some sort of females" mean? "
,,, thats a good point,,

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"im all good.."

Am not sure if i should take the 2 dots as a way of their is more meaning to this

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Lads, lads, lads...

I'm feeling a bit achy. I had a big pull day yesterday.

I'm also feeling gluttonous as I'm already eating way too much chocolate to be decent.

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Go on then OP, you first. "

Am absolutely great. As long as my social batteries filled. My dimples and my smile is shining bright

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Lads, lads, lads...

I'm feeling a bit achy. I had a big pull day yesterday.

I'm also feeling gluttonous as I'm already eating way too much chocolate to be decent."

Suck it up, have a haribo and stick another 10kg on the bar!

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Lads, lads, lads...

I'm feeling a bit achy. I had a big pull day yesterday.

I'm also feeling gluttonous as I'm already eating way too much chocolate to be decent."

Seems like you got a sweet tooth buddy. Care to share what chocolates you are indulging into?

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Sorry, but the cringe is too much for me. Peace out ombres!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

I try to see the good in everyone. So hopefully nothing goes wrong "

*Sideyes*

Oooooohhhkay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here "

Snort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here "

Ooh my life, and it's not even a full moon anymore

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I *think* I'm some kind of female, but I haven't checked recently. I hope that helps

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Lads, lads, lads...

I'm feeling a bit achy. I had a big pull day yesterday.

I'm also feeling gluttonous as I'm already eating way too much chocolate to be decent."

Don't burst out of those already too tight gym shorts......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

I try to see the good in everyone. So hopefully nothing goes wrong "

Your posting in the lounge nothing could possibly go wrong....

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort "

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head ....

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Lads, lads, lads...

I'm feeling a bit achy. I had a big pull day yesterday.

I'm also feeling gluttonous as I'm already eating way too much chocolate to be decent.

Don't burst out of those already too tight gym shorts...... "

I fear it's too late, Boo - I've already hoovered up about 7kg.

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Ooh my life, and it's not even a full moon anymore "

I guess your a star gazer. Care to look through the telescope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle "

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong "

I was thinking this

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head .... "

This the best thing about itt.

A bit of a daredevil antic

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it "

I did put a lil comment for the ladies. Oh godd looks like am going to be in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head ....

This the best thing about itt.

A bit of a daredevil antic "

Lunatic antic more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it "

Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it

I did put a lil comment for the ladies. Oh godd looks like am going to be in trouble"

You already are pet, you already are

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head ....

This the best thing about itt.

A bit of a daredevil antic "

Initial teacher training? A very stressful thing, actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Ooh my life, and it's not even a full moon anymore

I guess your a star gazer. Care to look through the telescope? "

*sideyes*

That ain't no telescope you want me to look through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it

Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type "

Yeah sort of, like not like all of them just like one sort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it

Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type

Yeah sort of, like not like all of them just like one sort?"

Shitey heck and crikey on a bike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it

Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type

Yeah sort of, like not like all of them just like one sort?

Shitey heck and crikey on a bike! "

Tbh I’m only here for the promised red flags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking people for red flags is definitely asking for trouble

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Ooh my life, and it's not even a full moon anymore

I guess your a star gazer. Care to look through the telescope?

*sideyes*

That ain't no telescope you want me to look through "

Oh i actually own one. Hence why i asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it

I did put a lil comment for the ladies. Oh godd looks like am going to be in trouble"

Op, good luck your on your own with this thread, my Popcorns ready.

Ladies go easy on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asking people for red flags is definitely asking for trouble "

Shush, let him get himself into trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it

Are you one of them some sort of a certain lady type? You know the ones, female and sort of type

Yeah sort of, like not like all of them just like one sort?

Shitey heck and crikey on a bike!

Tbh I’m only here for the promised red flags "

They got lots of those at my local Chinese take away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head ....

This the best thing about itt.

A bit of a daredevil antic

Initial teacher training? A very stressful thing, actually "

How long is the initial training?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We took down our Chinese flag earlier and replaced with the flag of Uzbekistan. So no red flags here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen."

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen."

Finally someone

Glad you understood it.

Forgive me ladies.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head ....

This the best thing about itt.

A bit of a daredevil antic

Initial teacher training? A very stressful thing, actually

How long is the initial training?"

Depends on the route you take, but typically one academic year, if doing it as a postgraduate.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that? "

Subtle

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Asking people for red flags is definitely asking for trouble

Shush, let him get himself into trouble "

Already in trouble

Lets gooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle "

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

It really has been *one* of those nights on here

Snort

Completely out of context but your name " fluffy chicken" really made me snort n giggle

Ah sorry, I shouldn’t have posted. I’ve no right being here. Am not a lad. Also I’m fully female, or a woman as most of us call it

I did put a lil comment for the ladies. Oh godd looks like am going to be in trouble

You already are pet, you already are "

Ey whatt? When did i start barking lool

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better? "

That'll do it. Can I join you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you? "

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch "

He'll have his telescope

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch "

En route

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better? "

Yeah, that'll work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope "

Is that a euphemism

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism "

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner "

With Fluffy Chicken you'll do as your told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner "

You sit where you’re told to sit pet, and say thank you after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner "

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

"

Definitely not you. You're the boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

Definitely not you. You're the boss "

No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner

I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

"

I thought that was your day job, Ms Shady?!

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

"

Baby you know. I aint crying. Just brewing some trouble lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

I thought that was your day job, Ms Shady?! "

I'm off the clock shhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

Definitely not you. You're the boss

No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner

I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval"

Please could we have banana milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

Definitely not you. You're the boss

No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner

I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval

Please could we have banana milk? "

Of course you can have anything you like

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

Definitely not you. You're the boss

No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner

I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval"

Oh no, you and Fluffy Chicken would make THE most awesome tag team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

Definitely not you. You're the boss

No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner

I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval

Oh no, you and Fluffy Chicken would make THE most awesome tag team "

Aye, Chicken does she what she does and I bring her banana milk

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

Definitely not you. You're the boss

No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner

I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval

Oh no, you and Fluffy Chicken would make THE most awesome tag team

Aye, Chicken does she what she does and I bring her banana milk "

I'm signing up to this right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get the sentiment of the thread OP but you perhaps didn't word it in the best way.

I kinda wish they would be a bit more forward with their intentions and what they want. They can reach out to you and message you but eventually breadcrumb you, expecting you to carry the conversation or letting it die a death. It's a red flag when that starts to happen.

Joe beans I’d like to get in your pants.

How’s that?

Subtle

Ffs hang on then.

Joe beans take your pants off and throw me round the bedroom.

Better?

That'll do it. Can I join you?

Of course. Ricky is coming too, he can sit in the corner and watch

He'll have his telescope

Is that a euphemism

Wait what LOOOLL.

You lot crackin me up. Love it lol but i aint sittin in no corner

Nobody puts Baby in the corner hey!

Definitely not you. You're the boss

No, I meant Ricky, he didn't want to be in the corner

I am snack lady, I will come with tea and pasties in the interval

Oh no, you and Fluffy Chicken would make THE most awesome tag team

Aye, Chicken does she what she does and I bring her banana milk "

Amen to that, sista

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm a bit of a sort, apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

People can be dicks.

Both male and female.

If someone seems like hard work then dodge them. It's not rocket science.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Well I'm some sort of female, for at least one particular value of "female" anyway. Any other other females around who might fancy a go with some sort of female? Answers on a postcard please, to "Polly some sort of Female, 69 Female Terrace, Upper Femalesville, South Femaleshire". Or if you're in the area drop in at the Female Arms, up on Female Street, at the bar ask for "Polly, she's some sort of female, right sexy bird but she doesn't like cucumber".

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

^^^She's a bit of alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system "

In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People can be dicks.

Both male and female.

If someone seems like hard work then dodge them. It's not rocket science."

As a rocket scientist I'm mildly offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system

In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu"

I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong "

Oh good lord. Let's sit back abd watch

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

Oh good lord. Let's sit back abd watch"

Appropriate username

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system

In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu

I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her "

I am no way near like that lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

Oh good lord. Let's sit back abd watch"

Do you want a pasty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system

In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu

I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her "

Stacy the slag never loved you like I loooovvvve you fam, let's get some sambuca

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Great idea OP!

What could possibly go wrong

Oh good lord. Let's sit back abd watch

Do you want a pasty?"

Whats the fillings?

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system

In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu

I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her "

Looks like you had fun. Am glad

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"What does "some sort of females" mean? "
close too being one but not quite

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

All good here .. one thing in this life we have control over is our mindset .. once you learn to control that your all good ..

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"What does "some sort of females" mean? close too being one but not quite "

Keep doing you buddy. You getting there

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"All good here .. one thing in this life we have control over is our mindset .. once you learn to control that your all good .."

Mindset is so important.

Once you have your mindset correct. You know you got thia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women on here…. No red flags or green flags.

It is what it is.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"What does "some sort of females" mean? close too being one but not quite

Keep doing you buddy. You getting there"

where?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.


"Well I'm some sort of female, for at least one particular value of "female" anyway. Any other other females around who might fancy a go with some sort of female? Answers on a postcard please, to "Polly some sort of Female, 69 Female Terrace, Upper Femalesville, South Femaleshire". Or if you're in the area drop in at the Female Arms, up on Female Street, at the bar ask for "Polly, she's some sort of female, right sexy bird but she doesn't like cucumber"."

What's cucumber ever done to you? It has so many uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system

In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu

I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her

Looks like you had fun. Am glad "

Ricky you started off with a potential bomb but you’re a good sport and held your own

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Well I'm some sort of female, for at least one particular value of "female" anyway. Any other other females around who might fancy a go with some sort of female? Answers on a postcard please, to "Polly some sort of Female, 69 Female Terrace, Upper Femalesville, South Femaleshire". Or if you're in the area drop in at the Female Arms, up on Female Street, at the bar ask for "Polly, she's some sort of female, right sexy bird but she doesn't like cucumber".

What's cucumber ever done to you? It has so many uses"

Cucumber is the work of the devil. And after you've seen some of those uses you especially wouldn't want to put that in your mouth!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"This is a dangerous thread, there is no way in hell I'm letting anyone of you loose in my head .... "

I was thinking the same, even guys I know well take the piss, and women here often pretend to care but have an agenda. I’ll keep my stuff in my head for now !

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By *bitjesusMan
over a year ago

darwen


"What does "some sort of females" mean? "

Incel vibes, not saying OP but that’s 100% the thing I think haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system

In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu

I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her

Looks like you had fun. Am glad

Ricky you started off with a potential bomb but you’re a good sport and held your own "

Hold on.. wait.. were you at the party too.. was it you I was singing to?. The road is long bro

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system

In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu

I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her

Looks like you had fun. Am glad

Ricky you started off with a potential bomb but you’re a good sport and held your own "

I actually meant no harm to any females lol

I just really worded it wrong. No bad feelings here pet

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Is anyone else imagining a d*unken Ricky with his tie undone, a microphone in his hand, his arm round his mates shoulder, swaying from side to side slurring ‘this one’s for all the lads’ as the opening bars of He Ain’t Heavy start playing on the sound system

In between lines, sluring I fucking loooovvveee yoooouuuu

I fuckin love you bro you’re the best and that slag Stacey didn’t know what was good for her

Looks like you had fun. Am glad

Ricky you started off with a potential bomb but you’re a good sport and held your own

Hold on.. wait.. were you at the party too.. was it you I was singing to?. The road is long bro"

The road is very long bro but hey. As long its a straight line. Am happy lol

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"Well I'm some sort of female, for at least one particular value of "female" anyway. Any other other females around who might fancy a go with some sort of female? Answers on a postcard please, to "Polly some sort of Female, 69 Female Terrace, Upper Femalesville, South Femaleshire". Or if you're in the area drop in at the Female Arms, up on Female Street, at the bar ask for "Polly, she's some sort of female, right sexy bird but she doesn't like cucumber".

What's cucumber ever done to you? It has so many uses"

Unless the cucumber is possesed. I believe it has more benefits then a drawback. Am i correct miss?

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By *ir Ricky OP   Man
over a year ago

Rainham


"What does "some sort of females" mean?

Incel vibes, not saying OP but that’s 100% the thing I think haha"

Ermm this thread is for ppl to think. So keep wondering buddy

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Life is good, blessed to be fair, it took a lot of sacrifice and hard work, a fair few tears and a sit down reevaluation of what kind of a man I wanted to be, but I’m there now.

As for women, I find red flags to be red herrings, you don’t really see the challenges that people face and how that has affected them until you’ve known them a while.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"Lets use this thread to show how we feel overall and how feel towards some sort of females."

I'm having a great day. Been out on the bike, the sun is shining and I'm meeting friends for lunch.

I feel great towards some sort of females, as I often do!

What an insightful day this is turning out to be!

Gbat

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"People can be dicks.

Both male and female.

If someone seems like hard work then dodge them. It's not rocket science.

As a rocket scientist I'm mildly offended "

Wasn't saying you lot are dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lost my ways or skills in talking to girls after my last relationship. Now Iam just no one finding it really hard impress my opposite gender .

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