FabSwingers.com forum: Your slowest and fastest meet whether social or otherwise

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slowest - going on for 12 hours I think?

I can't remember the amount of times I got dressed and undressed.

Fastest - maybe 2 hours?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm tweaking this slightly, sorry!

Longest? Four days. It was meant to be one night. Oh the days of that sort of behaviour.

Shortest? I was going to lie and say a hour but fuck it, I enjoyed my slut phase. So, twenty minutes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm tweaking this slightly, sorry!

Longest? Four days. It was meant to be one night. Oh the days of that sort of behaviour.

Shortest? I was going to lie and say a hour but fuck it, I enjoyed my slut phase. So, twenty minutes.

4 days?! Lucky Meli

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Quickest around 3 mins…Roxy gives demon blowjobs :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowest. 2 days. I miss him

Quickest. About an hour. Ish. I do not miss him.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Is there a prize..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a prize..

Yes, Hot Ash's wife's Easter egg! (don't tell them though)

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Is there a prize..

Yes, Hot Ash's wife's Easter egg! (don't tell them though)

Ooo.. Say its green & blacks perlease..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm tweaking this slightly, sorry!

Longest? Four days. It was meant to be one night. Oh the days of that sort of behaviour.

Shortest? I was going to lie and say a hour but fuck it, I enjoyed my slut phase. So, twenty minutes.

4 days?! Lucky Meli

He was the lucky one.

I've never been so well and truly fucked. You know that insatiable lust you find in someone? It was just...

The UTI after was worth it.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Slowest, three days.

Fastest, 30mins as she was on the school run....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Slowest 2 days

Quiest about an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowest lastest 9 months

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Actually I've just realised the night I met my ex husband it was supposed to be a one night stand and I stayed a week and then I married him

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Longest meet... 8 days. He was meant to stay 3 nights but kept "missing the train"

Slowest meet... felt like a year. Probably only about 45 minutes. No sex.

Quickest meet... social would be about 10 mins. Very sociable... about 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowest - a day.

Quickest- 3 mins..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quickest- 3 mins..

Ouch...

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

The slowest was very recent and was around 2 days.

Quickest was about 40mins and a social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowest meet was 3 days, fastest meet was 30 seconds stupid twat turned up d*unk

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Slowest meet was 3 days, fastest meet was 30 seconds stupid twat turned up d*unk

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He blew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longest? 24 hrs.

Shortest? …. The one that didn’t happen

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Longest, 4 hours, shortest 30 minutes

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

This is ridiculous but:

Slowest was 20 years as in we ended up maxing out credit cards on hotels then rented a place rest is history ??

Fastest was one drink literally nothing there.

Guess I am all or nothing.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Shortest, less than 5 mins. He came in said he didn't want me to touch him or him me. He had a wank and left.

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

Longest 6yrs haha the lodger

Shortest 10 min dog breath puke puke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shortest, less than 5 mins. He came in said he didn't want me to touch him or him me. He had a wank and left.

And you let him?!

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"Shortest, less than 5 mins. He came in said he didn't want me to touch him or him me. He had a wank and left.

And you let him?!

Well it turns out I wasn't fussed about him touching me anyway. He said he was in a rship and didn't want to cheat which I found interesting so that's all he was prepared to do.

I can't be doing with annoyed by it. Just another weird thing to have happened during sex (or not in this case)....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it count if my longest meet was when I met J at a night out on the town, and she had only kicked her husband out 8 weeks before , so told me if I was going back to her place it’s was literally for a thanks and fcuk off? If so then 12 years the longest .

The shortest was when I was 19 with my ex’s best friend at the time when the ex and me were still together, and she confessed she had cheated on me and I wanted revenge (foolish young man) . Basically got dry humped for about 1 minute, she grinder into me so hard it hurt. Then she made a loud grunting sound and was done! I guess she was happy as she left with a big smile!

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Longest 24 hours quickest 3 hours

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Longest probably 16 hours - he was a diamond from up north who's no longer on here

Shortest probably just under 1hr - most of that was talking, very anticlimactic but we live and learn

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Longest is 3 days over a long weekend

Shortest was 5 mins. A cuppa social that included an 30 second bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longest 48hrs

Shortest 4hrs

Tend to find it’s more than just bolting your load and leaving! Always good to learn about the other person, have a good chat, a laugh, and maybe a 2nd and 3rd round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both 0 minutes

I don't get meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Longest was three glorious days shortest was literally 3 mins as didn't look anything like his photo ... a hello and good bye!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Longest, 2 days.

Shortest, roughly an hour I think.

Longest chatting before a meet was also the shortest getting to sex after meeting in person first time lol

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