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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What song do you think should be playing at the time?

I've experienced the song Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate coming on at this exact moment.

Cue the laughter from both us.

Bonus points if it actually happened.

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By *obbo6969Couple
over a year ago

Rochdale

99 red balloons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its my party and I'll cry if I want too.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Viva las Vegas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ketchup song

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

The shark song.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I normally have the song

Come on Eileen

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

Nelly the elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nelly the elephant "

Oh someone please do this.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"I normally have the song

Come on Eileen "

but what if she isn't Eileen? that could get a little embarrassing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pump it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"99 red balloons lol"

Lol

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

War machine -acdc

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Slippin' Into Darkness - War.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Star Trekin - the firm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubber lover

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's Getting Hot in Here-Nelly.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

birdie song

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

The Final Countdown.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaand this is why I will definitely be leaving it up to the woman to put the condom on me

After seeing this thread I won't ever be able to put a condom on myself without quietly sobbing knowing you have some ridiculous song playing in your head as I fumble to slip it over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t leave me this way by the communards

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Aaand this is why I will definitely be leaving it up to the woman to put the condom on me

After seeing this thread I won't ever be able to put a condom on myself without quietly sobbing knowing you have some ridiculous song playing in your head as I fumble to slip it over me "

Don't you worry, all we're actually thinking is "Hurry up and get it inside me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaand this is why I will definitely be leaving it up to the woman to put the condom on me

After seeing this thread I won't ever be able to put a condom on myself without quietly sobbing knowing you have some ridiculous song playing in your head as I fumble to slip it over me

Don't you worry, all we're actually thinking is "Hurry up and get it inside me" "

Lol even more of a reason to let her do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High hopes

Whoops there goes another rubber tree plant

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I Love U In Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little mind is singing, "Come on Eileen", or whatever their name might be.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Agadoo - Black Lace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little mind is singing, "Come on Eileen", or whatever their name might be. "

But isn't that the opposite of what would happen to Eileen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My little mind is singing, "Come on Eileen", or whatever their name might be.

But isn't that the opposite of what would happen to Eileen "

It's the renegade in me.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Hand in glove.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Men wear condoms?

That’s like those wetters that wear scrum caps.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I just normally leave it up to Alexa to do her magic and surprise me, she never lets me down…

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

The theme from Rocky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The final countdown

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Sex machine

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

As long as the song lasts less than 3 minutes I’m not fussed…

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Whole Towns Laughing at me

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"What song do you think should be playing at the time?

I've experienced the song Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate coming on at this exact moment.

Cue the laughter from both us.

Bonus points if it actually happened.

"

rubber bullets

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By *ocket-RocketXCouple
over a year ago

Merthyr

Queen - I want to break free

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I wanna cock around the house tonight

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My little mind is singing, "Come on Eileen", or whatever their name might be.

But isn't that the opposite of what would happen to Eileen "

Not if his penis was called Eileen.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Wrestling music. Bloody rubber passion killers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen - It's a Kind of Magic

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

“Don’t you want my baby… don’t you want my woooooh”

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Come undone, Duran Duran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oxide and Nuetrino:

Rap Dis

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Let's all go to the lobby.

The old cinema music when they had intermissions.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Paul Simon - Slip Sliding Away

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