FabSwingers.com forum: Girth or length

By *migger123 OP Man
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But we’ve done this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But we’ve done this one

Have we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But we’ve done this one

To death. With knobs on.

Sorry OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But we’ve done this one

Have we

Only eleventy million times. Fine let’s go again then

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

lets try one with no girth or length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But we’ve done this one

To death. With knobs on.

Sorry OP

And minus knobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long enough when he does the helicopter penis, I turn into a ceiling fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vibrating

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"??"

Girth means the measurement around something, eg, power drink or can of deodrant.

Length: measurement of extent, dick next to a ruler.

Hope this explains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But we’ve done this one

Have we

Only eleventy million times. Fine let’s go again then

Round eleventy million and one....

the girth length divide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another penis obsessed guy...yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another penis obsessed guy...yawn."

To be fair, I'm quite partial to a penis obsessed guy.

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I don’t get what theses are suppose to accomplish. If someone says girth and you don’t have a girthy dick, you’re gonna be disappointed. At the end of the day, you can’t change your length or girth as a guy, so just be happy and work with what you got rather than obsess over it. Don’t compare yourself too others cos it’s a loosing battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another penis obsessed guy...yawn.

To be fair, I'm quite partial to a penis obsessed guy. "

So obsessed with my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another penis obsessed guy...yawn.

To be fair, I'm quite partial to a penis obsessed guy.

So obsessed with my penis.

That obsessed ill start a rate my penis thread

has that been done yet

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

end of the day its a dick,,

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I don’t get what theses are suppose to accomplish. If someone says girth and you don’t have a girthy dick, you’re gonna be disappointed. At the end of the day, you can’t change your length or girth as a guy, so just be happy and work with what you got rather than obsess over it. Don’t compare yourself too others cos it’s a loosing battle "
You could always shave the end off reducing the lentgh and slam it with a hammer to create girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t get what theses are suppose to accomplish. If someone says girth and you don’t have a girthy dick, you’re gonna be disappointed. At the end of the day, you can’t change your length or girth as a guy, so just be happy and work with what you got rather than obsess over it. Don’t compare yourself too others cos it’s a loosing battle You could always shave the end off reducing the lentgh and slam it with a hammer to create girth."

Using a mandolin for the shaving

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Girth (again)

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth.

A baby's head has come out of there. I can manage some girth, but length - no thank you. I don't want to actually be giving birth to a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you prefer OP?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Girth. I like my steak thicc

LvM

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

"But we’ve done this one

Have we

At least twice a week

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Girth. I like my dick thicc

LvM"

Same babe, same.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Another penis obsessed guy...yawn.

To be fair, I'm quite partial to a penis obsessed guy. "

There's quite a few sarky men in this thread. So the regurgitated question has one side benefit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another penis obsessed guy...yawn.

To be fair, I'm quite partial to a penis obsessed guy.

So obsessed with my penis.

That obsessed ill start a rate my penis thread

has that been done yet "

Yes. Eleventy billion and one times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another penis obsessed guy...yawn.

To be fair, I'm quite partial to a penis obsessed guy.

So obsessed with my penis.

That obsessed ill start a rate my penis thread

has that been done yet

Yes. Eleventy billion and one times "

One more won't hurt then

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Another penis obsessed guy...yawn.

To be fair, I'm quite partial to a penis obsessed guy.

There's quite a few sarky men in this thread. So the regurgitated question has one side benefit.

Jx"
I have no idea what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depth or width

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Another penis obsessed guy...yawn.

To be fair, I'm quite partial to a penis obsessed guy.

There's quite a few sarky men in this thread. So the regurgitated question has one side benefit.

I have no idea what you mean."

Sarky and deadpan.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Girth. I like my dick thicc

LvM

Same babe, same."

Definitely had to double check my post there

Sorry to disappoint you Mels

LvM

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Please at least one lady end this please and "yes I love big fat girthy cocks"..so he can finish his wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth AND length..

But if only one.. girth

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By *un_ajMan
over a year ago

York

If you’re looking for girth, then you know what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girth if I have to choose.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"??

Girth means the measurement around something, eg, power drink or can of deodrant.

Length: measurement of extent, dick next to a ruler.

Hope this explains."

Thought it was Lynk cans and Sky Remotes

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By *ddictedToLoveMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I don’t get what theses are suppose to accomplish. If someone says girth and you don’t have a girthy dick, you’re gonna be disappointed. At the end of the day, you can’t change your length or girth as a guy, so just be happy and work with what you got rather than obsess over it. Don’t compare yourself to others cos it’s a loosing battle You could always shave the end off reducing the lentgh and slam it with a hammer to create girth."

The dark side is a path to many abilities some consider unnatural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girth. I like my dick thicc

LvM

Same babe, same.

Definitely had to double check my post there

Sorry to disappoint you Mels

LvM"

as if you ever disappoint!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Girth. I like my dick thicc

LvM

Same babe, same.

Definitely had to double check my post there

Sorry to disappoint you Mels

LvM

as if you ever disappoint!"

I'll show you just how disappointing I can be

... wait...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

A dicksocism

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

Open your mouth and be a bit patient. That's how a seance works, right?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

Open your mouth and be a bit patient. That's how a seance works, right?

Just watch out for the ectoplasm

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

Open your mouth and be a bit patient. That's how a seance works, right?

Can I use my hands too?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

Open your mouth and be a bit patient. That's how a seance works, right?

Just watch out for the ectoplasm

LvM"

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

Open your mouth and be a bit patient. That's how a seance works, right?

Can I use my hands too?"

Of course, it's one way to make sure there's no funny business under the table

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By *wendolineFoxWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Neither. Caged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither. Caged. "
yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

Open your mouth and be a bit patient. That's how a seance works, right?

Can I use my hands too?

Of course, it's one way to make sure there's no funny business under the table

Well you mind you don’t get your exorcism goo in my eye

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

Open your mouth and be a bit patient. That's how a seance works, right?

Can I use my hands too?

Of course, it's one way to make sure there's no funny business under the table

Well you mind you don’t get your exorcism goo in my eye

Remember the scene in Ghostbusters with the marshmallow man? Yeah...

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

Why choose one if I have both ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

Open your mouth and be a bit patient. That's how a seance works, right?

Can I use my hands too?

Of course, it's one way to make sure there's no funny business under the table

Well you mind you don’t get your exorcism goo in my eye

Remember the scene in Ghostbusters with the marshmallow man? Yeah...

I’ve just got janine yelling ‘sliiiiiiimeeeeeeeer’

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just like ones that fit nicely

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"I just like ones that fit nicely "
,, i have one of them,

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts

I’m haunted. I need your dick

Open your mouth and be a bit patient. That's how a seance works, right?

Can I use my hands too?

Of course, it's one way to make sure there's no funny business under the table

Well you mind you don’t get your exorcism goo in my eye

Remember the scene in Ghostbusters with the marshmallow man? Yeah...

I’ve just got janine yelling ‘sliiiiiiimeeeeeeeer’

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"If you’re looking for girth, then you know what to do

Fuck a Pringles can?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Another penis obsessed guy...yawn.

To be fair, I'm quite partial to a penis obsessed guy.

There's quite a few sarky men in this thread. So the regurgitated question has one side benefit.

I have no idea what you mean.

Sarky and deadpan.

No, she wants DeadPOOL, Julie.

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