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"*Blows the conch* Hot Sarky Team Assemble! That's your cue PD
Jx"HST for short? Who is this PD you speak of? | |||
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"Whatever "I mean it's ok, it's not great sarcasm. though. | |||
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 to see who else arrives 
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"*Blows the conch* Hot Sarky Team Assemble! That's your cue PD
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HST for short?
Who is this PD you speak of? "Piscean Dream. He's hot, he's sarky, he'd better thank me. | |||
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"Also to see who else arrives
J"Don't hold your breath, men don't like me. | |||
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I am sarcastic, hot not so much. | |||
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"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys? I would but this involves talking to people. Appreciated. " I’d send George in your direction, but I can’t guarantee he’d reply. | |||
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"Note... This does not state what for! Could be a cull
I am sarcastic, hot not so much. "Purely for entertainment purposes. | |||
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Don't hold your breath, men don't like me. "Even better for me   | |||
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"Also to see who else arrives
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Don't hold your breath, men don't like me.
Even better for me "Mean! But also, I'd totally do the same. | |||
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"Oh well half way qualify, " Not everyone can do sarcasm, hang in there. | |||
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"I'm not hot yet but still time for improvements " I tell myself this everyday. | |||
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"I'm not hot yet but still time for improvements I tell myself this everyday. " Ahhh we could assist each other and have a pure melt down | |||
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"Perhaps a call for people who can define sarcasm would be more apt, I"m not sarcastic but please look at my dick, replies with a sigh. "I'll define it, basically if you make me snort with laughter. You're pretty much there. I've seen your dick. I may have sighed a little. | |||
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"all the men love you,, and you know it" My inbox say different. As does my vagina. | |||
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"I shall declare myself sarcastic for probably not up on the hot stakes" Confidently sarcastic. I like this. | |||
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"Me being sarcastic never I tried it once and it didn’t go well, so now I just say how it is. Which also doesn’t go down well "I reckon you'd go down well. | |||
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"Perhaps a call for people who can define sarcasm would be more apt, I"m not sarcastic but please look at my dick, replies with a sigh.
I'll define it, basically if you make me snort with laughter. You're pretty much there.
I've seen your dick. I may have sighed a little. "You're not the only woman on here that thinks that, what makes you special is you admit my dick make you sigh, not in a good way. | |||
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"Me being sarcastic never I tried it once and it didn’t go well, so now I just say how it is. Which also doesn’t go down well
I reckon you'd go down well."I’m not bad at that | |||
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I mean it's ok, it's not great sarcasm. though. "Tut | |||
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"Perhaps a call for people who can define sarcasm would be more apt, I"m not sarcastic but please look at my dick, replies with a sigh.
I'll define it, basically if you make me snort with laughter. You're pretty much there.
I've seen your dick. I may have sighed a little. You're not the only woman on here that thinks that, what makes you special is you admit my dick make you sigh,
not in a good way. "You just need to wiggle it a bit. | |||
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"I shall declare myself sarcastic for probably not up on the hot stakes Confidently sarcastic. I like this. " Have to play to our strength now don't we | |||
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"i reckon your a sweet girl really,," Now this is sarcasm. | |||
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"Perhaps a call for people who can define sarcasm would be more apt, I"m not sarcastic but please look at my dick, replies with a sigh.
I'll define it, basically if you make me snort with laughter. You're pretty much there.
I've seen your dick. I may have sighed a little. You're not the only woman on here that thinks that, what makes you special is you admit my dick make you sigh,
not in a good way.
You just need to wiggle it a bit."How do you know my only chat up line? | |||
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"Aren't you Raven?
Who??"You bring that hot ass to mine and there will be no need for you to talk | |||
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"Whatever
I mean it's ok, it's not great sarcasm. though.
Tut"Still needs more practise. | |||
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"Whatever
I mean it's ok, it's not great sarcasm. though.
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"Aren't you Raven?
Who??
You bring that hot ass to mine and there will be no need for you to talk" | |||
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"Aren't you Raven?
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You bring that hot ass to mine and there will be no need for you to talk"That approach usually work well for you? . Because I just felt my vagina sew itself up.
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"Aren't you Raven?
Who??
You bring that hot ass to mine and there will be no need for you to talk
That approach usually work well for you? . Because I just felt my vagina sew itself up.
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"Aren't you Raven?
Who??
You bring that hot ass to mine and there will be no need for you to talk
That approach usually work well
for you? . Because I just felt my vagina sew itself up.
J"First time of trying it but i guess it crashed and burned she did want sarcasm tho | |||
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"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk." Dammit. That's all I've got  | |||
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"Will a fat cunt do ? The mr " She likes her cunts plump 
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"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys? I would but this involves talking to people. Appreciated. " Bollocks I'm safe, I'm only 50% of the requirements | |||
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"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk." Honesty is good. Roll with that. | |||
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"I've got him tied up. Where do you want him F" I'll ping you the coordinates. | |||
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"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys? I would but this involves talking to people. Appreciated. Bollocks I'm safe, I'm only 50% of the requirements "You seem far too pleased about this... | |||
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"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys? I would but this involves talking to people. Appreciated. Bollocks I'm safe, I'm only 50% of the requirements
You seem far too pleased about this..."Moving forward, any response now would be well, just sarcastic | |||
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"Will a fat cunt do ? The mr She likes her cunts plump
F"And hairy. So you're in. | |||
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"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk. Honesty is good. Roll with that. " Its all I have since my balls shriveled up. | |||
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"Best ask for a Shepard and sheep dog to round them up....." I think they're busy round the big boobed ladies. | |||
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"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk. Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up." I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing... | |||
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"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk. Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up. I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing..." Neither are my balls. | |||
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"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk. Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up. I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing...Neither are my balls." It wasn't me that posted them online.. | |||
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"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk. Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up. I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing...Neither are my balls. It wasn't me that posted them online.. " It takes the attention away fom my souless heart, and my emotionless face. | |||
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"Is there a place we’re all supposed to round up to orrrr? "My bed. | |||
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"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk. Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up. I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing...Neither are my balls. It wasn't me that posted them online.. It takes the attention away fom my souless heart, and my emotionless face." It's like we're meant to be. | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic..." Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it. | |||
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"Looks like I'm out of luck on this forum, the iq level is peaking at, i'll say anything for a blow job and I don't give a fk. Honesty is good. Roll with that. Its all I have since my balls shriveled up. I'm not sure our sexy talk is for public viewing...Neither are my balls. It wasn't me that posted them online.. It takes the attention away fom my souless heart, and my emotionless face. It's like we're meant to be." I have a tear running out of my eye.. Singular, not plural.. Not one of the yes on my face... I think its water anyway. | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic... Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it." I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability. | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic... Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it. I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability." I'm willing to try it. | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic... Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it. I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability. I'm willing to try it." And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I? | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic... Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it. I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability. I'm willing to try it. And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I?" Hey, I won't judge. | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic... Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it. I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability. I'm willing to try it. And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I? Hey, I won't judge. " You shouldn't, as soon as you do you'll start to pull your kicks, and who would want that? | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic... Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it. I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability. I'm willing to try it. And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I? Hey, I won't judge. " You should… you’re a dead ringer for Simon cowell | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic... Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it. I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability. I'm willing to try it. And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I? Hey, I won't judge. You should… you’re a dead ringer for Simon cowell" Nhs website has handy advice for burns | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic... Give it a go Joe, you might enjoy it. I might also enjoy getting kicked in the balls. There's a possibility, but we both know the probability. I'm willing to try it. And I'll just spread my legs and think of England, shall I? Hey, I won't judge. You should… you’re a dead ringer for Simon cowell" You said you liked that. | |||
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"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys? I would but this involves talking to people. Appreciated. " I can definitely provide the sarcasm, but I'm not sure about the hotness... | |||
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"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys? I would but this involves talking to people. Appreciated. I can definitely provide the sarcasm, but I'm not sure about the hotness... "You should always be sure about one's own hotness. | |||
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob " Do you regularly offend people? | |||
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob Do you regularly offend people? " I get offended just looking in the mirror | |||
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"Someone called me hot once ... Maybe they were being sarcastic tho.... " I'm not always sarcastic you know. | |||
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob Do you regularly offend people? " Yes all the time if I know you you ain't safe if I dont know you don't slip cus Imma be on that ass what's life without bants ay | |||
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob Do you regularly offend people? I get offended just looking in the mirror "Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao | |||
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"Imagine seriously and with a straight face calling yourself sarcastic..." My level sarcasm depends on the other person's level of stupidity lol | |||
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"I’m currently gathering all the Vikings, that should narrow it down a bit more for you. " I've know a funny viking or two in my time, can we share these ones? | |||
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob Do you regularly offend people? I get offended just looking in the mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob Do you regularly offend people? I get offended just looking in the mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man? "The Muffin man  ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you | |||
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"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys? I would but this involves talking to people. Appreciated. " Pffft! | |||
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"I’m currently gathering all the Vikings, that should narrow it down a bit more for you. I've know a funny viking or two in my time, can we share these ones? " We can fence off a middle section for the Vikings with humour. | |||
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob Do you regularly offend people? I get offended just looking in the mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man?
The Muffin man ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you "Stop doing that sarcastic over exhuberant Rimmer salute | |||
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob Do you regularly offend people? I get offended just looking in the mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man?
The Muffin man ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you
Stop doing that sarcastic over exhuberant Rimmer salute "Ive never tongue punched a chocolate start in my life the audacity smh | |||
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"Right I'm in I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat. Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint " Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot ..... | |||
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob Do you regularly offend people? I get offended just looking in the mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man?
The Muffin man ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you
Stop doing that sarcastic over exhuberant Rimmer salute
Ive never tongue punched a chocolate start in my life the audacity smh "Nope I literally have nothing for a non Red Dwarf fan | |||
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"Right I'm in I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat. Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot ....." No, I like myen sweating. Not even sorry. | |||
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"Right I'm in I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat. Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot ..... No, I like myen sweating. Not even sorry." Men even.... | |||
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"Right I'm in I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat. Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot ..... No, I like myen sweating. Not even sorry. Men even...." oh FFS. | |||
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"Right I'm in I'm wearing 6 jumpers, a thermal vest, thermal long John's, thick trousers, wooly socks and a wolly hat. Definitely feeling pretty hot , could you hurry up as I'm afraid I might faint Coyote, could you help peel off a couple of layers, I can handle being less hot ..... No, I like myen sweating. Not even sorry. Men even....oh FFS." It's ok, don't sweat it | |||
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"More fun ways to get sweaty...." I'm not going to the gym at this time of night. | |||
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"More fun ways to get sweaty.... I'm not going to the gym at this time of night. " Set up and punchline! xx | |||
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"How are we measuring this sarcasm though I need a scale to work with I'm usually on a proper dickhead to slight knob Do you regularly offend people? I get offended just looking in the mirror
Oooh the pain you need that farquad mirror you can't be seeing yourself too often lmao
Do you know the muffin man?
The Muffin man ???
Your definately a man of culture I salute you
Stop doing that sarcastic over exhuberant Rimmer salute
Ive never tongue punched a chocolate start in my life the audacity smh
Nope I literally have nothing for a non Red Dwarf fan"Yhhh way over my head that one lol I fumbled the bag real bad | |||
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"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them? " Finally!! I’ve been waiting for someone to offer to help out finding the sarcasm | |||
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"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them? Finally!! I’ve been waiting for someone to offer to help out finding the sarcasm "I will do the spreadsheet you do the chatting! | |||
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"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them? Finally!! I’ve been waiting for someone to offer to help out finding the sarcasm
I will do the spreadsheet you do the chatting! "Wait, you're taking them all away from me?!?! | |||
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"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them? " I don't think we need a big room to be honest. A broom cupboard will work.. | |||
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"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them? Finally!! I’ve been waiting for someone to offer to help out finding the sarcasm
I will do the spreadsheet you do the chatting! "I’ll send out some junk mail into there inbox….. ……. | |||
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"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them? I don't think we need a big room to be honest. A broom cupboard will work.." Just need to remove those witches brooms then? | |||
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"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them? I don't think we need a big room to be honest. A broom cupboard will work.. Just need to remove those witches brooms then? " Oh we're using my cupboard? | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! " I get called this, though not in the nicest possible way... | |||
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"Yeh sure. Where do you want me to put them? I don't think we need a big room to be honest. A broom cupboard will work.. Just need to remove those witches brooms then? Oh we're using my cupboard? " We would, because we don’t accomodate. | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! " People call me a cunt in the pub. | |||
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"Nah only because I’m not exactly round the corner from you " Round the corner, not far away... | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! People call me a cunt in the pub. " It was the rum!! | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! I get called this, though not in the nicest possible way..." To be fair it’s probably used in both context for those unfamiliar as an outsiders view! | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! People call me a cunt in the pub. It was the rum!!" The rum called me a cunt? | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! People call me a cunt in the pub. It was the rum!! The rum called me a cunt? " they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor... | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! People call me a cunt in the pub. It was the rum!! The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor..." Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! People call me a cunt in the pub. It was the rum!! The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor... Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual "Rum makes me happy. | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! People call me a cunt in the pub. It was the rum!! The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor... Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual
Rum makes me happy. "Rum makes me breakout in a rash of handcuffs | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! People call me a cunt in the pub. It was the rum!! The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor... Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual
Rum makes me happy. "Well I've yet to see that side of you | |||
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"I’m not sarcastic I prefer being called a Cunt in the nicest possible terms! People call me a cunt in the pub. It was the rum!! The rum called me a cunt? they do say it's the drink talking. Rum seems swear like a sailor... Not me, rum makes me horny.. okay maybe I'll swear a little more than usual
Rum makes me happy.
Well I've yet to see that side of you "Few people do. | |||
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"Haven't you found them all yet? Is this gonna need a second thread?" Nah don't worry, I'll be gone before then! It's hibernation time. | |||
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"Haven't you found them all yet? Is this gonna need a second thread? Nah don't worry, I'll be gone before then! It's hibernation time. " Wait, really? | |||
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"Haven't you found them all yet? Is this gonna need a second thread? Nah don't worry, I'll be gone before then! It's hibernation time. " Ahem | |||
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"Haven't you found them all yet? Is this gonna need a second thread? Nah don't worry, I'll be gone before then! It's hibernation time. " So you want to round up these men, because your gathering nuts? | |||
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"Will a fat cunt do ? The mr She likes her cunts plump
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And hairy.
So you're in. "Great news! ( I think ) now what do I do ? The mr | |||
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"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys? I would but this involves talking to people. Appreciated. " OK.. There are 7 I know of so let's call it 10. | |||
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"Round up all the hot sarcastic guys? I would but this involves talking to people. Appreciated. OK.. There are 7 I know of so let's call it 10." I was going to say I had 7. But only give her 3 | |||
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