FabSwingers.com forum: Vagina critique

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are many threads and comments about how a vagina looks from both men and women.

There seems to be fads over the years on what is considered to be an attractive vagina.

These days a hairless, small labia majora and tucked away perfectly symmetrical labia minora seems to be the 'in' thing. Whereas in the 70s most women had pubic hair so the labia wasn't as visible.

Do crude descriptions of vaginas, ie, beef curtains, kebabs etc lead to women feeling more self conscious and negative about their body image.

All of us realise that vaginas come in all shapes and sizes, vaginal lips can be small, large, one side smaller than the other, inner labia visible and hang over the outer labia etc as well as change over time as we age.

Do we feel that men are to blame for the crude descriptions and negative critique in relation to vaginas or are women equally to blame for the way vaginas are described.

Do we feel that the vaginas displayed by porn actresses are what we secretly feel is the perfect looking vagina or do we accept our own irregularities as being perfectly natural and normal.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

as long as when it sees itself in a mirror, the lips don't go to kiss the other ones, they are all cool with me.

if the lips hang down, 2 bits of double sided titty tape and back they go for entry.. bit like the curtain opening at the start of a west end show....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I didn't ever think about my vagina in terms of beauty and acceptability until I joined this site. I'd never think of displaying it except in play.

I have had moments of wondering how mine compares but it's mine and can give me pleasure so I'll stick with it.

Iconic, an interesting thought, particularly about porn images and will make me think about this in relation to labiaplasty (something I don't really understand).

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

they all look similar to me . not bothered . its what you put in them that counts,

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I do think that swinging makes people think more about these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they all look similar to me . not bothered . its what you put in them that counts, "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I do think that swinging makes people think more about these things"

It's bloody making me think about them!!! *adjusts himself*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are many threads and comments about how a vagina looks from both men and women.

There seems to be fads over the years on what is considered to be an attractive vagina.

These days a hairless, small labia majora and tucked away perfectly symmetrical labia minora seems to be the 'in' thing. Whereas in the 70s most women had pubic hair so the labia wasn't as visible.

Do crude descriptions of vaginas, ie, beef curtains, kebabs etc lead to women feeling more self conscious and negative about their body image.

Do we feel that men are to blame for the crude descriptions and negative critique in relation to vaginas or are women equally to blame for the way vaginas are described.

Do we feel that the vaginas displayed by porn actresses are what we secretly feel is the perfect looking vagina or do we accept our own irregularities as being perfectly natural and normal.

Now you know how guys feel, women who constantly demand VWE men, it seems if your not above 9 inches you simply don't measure up.

Porn I think has a lot to answer for, as the majority of actors/actresses have perfect body's and intimate parts.

Beef curtains and kebabs however sounds horrific, do people really use that term?

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Vagina's are like cocks, everyone is different in its own unique way.

Seem many over the years and love them all, all shapes and sizes. I do not have a preference as to a type that I like better over the other.

As long as its clean when I am playing with it and it gets very wet i do not care

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't like people using terms like kebab and wizard's sleeve. I also find the use of the word cunt offensive when used about men or unacceptable behaviour.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I don't look at mine, and no-one has gone white and excused himself after looking at it, so I guess mines OK.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i agree theres no need to have derogatory names. wet ones are defo the best

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Unless it causes you to trip over when running for a bus, it's not something to worry about.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

id love that job "a vagina critic" ok ladys make a line

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"There are many threads and comments about how a vagina looks from both men and women.

There seems to be fads over the years on what is considered to be an attractive vagina.

These days a hairless, small labia majora and tucked away perfectly symmetrical labia minora seems to be the 'in' thing. Whereas in the 70s most women had pubic hair so the labia wasn't as visible.

Do crude descriptions of vaginas, ie, beef curtains, kebabs etc lead to women feeling more self conscious and negative about their body image.

Do we feel that men are to blame for the crude descriptions and negative critique in relation to vaginas or are women equally to blame for the way vaginas are described.

Do we feel that the vaginas displayed by porn actresses are what we secretly feel is the perfect looking vagina or do we accept our own irregularities as being perfectly natural and normal.

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are guys now getting the blame 4 how a vagina looks wht about our cocks we hammered all the time buy women over size shape etc

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Porn I think has a lot to answer for, as the majority of actors/actresses have perfect body's and intimate parts. "

think its more the perception by some individuals of porn which is the issue..

and other industries pushing the perfect body, quite often by surgery..

we are all different etc, if 'ones bits' are in working order and healthy that should be enough..

dont like the idea that kids can access porn on their phones etc, yes when we were young we all by and large looked for it..

but it would be something like H&E or a soft core magazine..

nowadays its too full on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If never considered it till about 8 years ago and my best friend was disgussing hers and how she wanted surgery to remove her flood flaps as she called them and I totally did t gave a clue what she was talking about after several drinks we ended up comparing and I must say my initial thought was hers looked battered and bruised compared to mine and she wanted to take a pic of mine to take to her surgeon yet must guys I've spoken to have said they like the inner lips to be a bit fleshy as mine look job existent its something for them to play with using their tongue so from her perspective mine was perfect from most guys I'm missing something extra to play with !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My vagina doesn't look like the porn actresses, neither does it look like it did when I was 20.

My outer vagina lips are not overly big and are fairly symmetrical. However my inner labia are visible and not tucked away like the porn actresses are. They don't hang over the outer labia but they are visible. One of them is slightly fatter than the other too.

I guess I am abnormal in terms of what is considered beautiful

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i bags vagina judge job . move up yam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think all vaginas look magnificanti have had so much pleasure play with them women should be proud no matter haw they look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they all look similar to me . not bothered . its what you put in them that counts,

Im with you Soxy, bet there's a queue a mile long just waiting to be his FB?!!!!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"My vagina doesn't look like the porn actresses, neither does it look like it did when I was 20.

I guess I am abnormal in terms of what is considered beautiful

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i am the new vagina critic and id happily take a look 4 you but it sounds v nice too me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a polite way of calling someone a critical c*nt?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've never seen a better looking one than mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Trev) like others think that Porn certainly does have to be blamed for lots of things, for instance think how the average black guy feels! Not only does he feel the pressure to measure up, but also he feels objectified because of his skin tone! What about women with flat chests, personaly im quite attracted to them and repulsed by massive baps!

So in the end yeah there is pressure and

It can affect your confidence - but dont let it, we are all different and unique which is of course the very thing which makes the human race so beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

are guys now getting the blame 4 how a vagina looks wht about our cocks we hammered all the time buy women over size shape etc

No, men are not getting the blame, as just as many women describe vaginas in negative terms.

But in relation to men, are men more confident about the way they look. I don't think they are because men always seem to want to compare size etc.

But I do think there are more negative terms for womens bits than there are for mens, and those crude terms come from men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be very honest i couldn't care less what the people say on the site!

I have a vagina!

It works!

Its healthy!

Its mine.

No right or wrong way

Différence in shape size or shaved etc is good as if all was same it would be boring....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like people using terms like kebab and wizard's sleeve. I also find the use of the word cunt offensive when used about men or unacceptable behaviour.

The term I find awful is road kill or axe wound. I find that very offensive, particularly when women use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen a better looking one than mine."

If you thought it was that good looking you would have it on display

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"I don't like people using terms like kebab and wizard's sleeve. I also find the use of the word cunt offensive when used about men or unacceptable behaviour.

The term I find awful is road kill or axe wound. I find that very offensive, particularly when women use it.

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run over hedge hog?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"they all look similar to me . not bothered . its what you put in them that counts,

A considerate sexual partner, concerned with a woman's pleasure then?? NOT.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I got my very first trip to the naughty corner years ago for commenting when someone described pics like something from abattoir floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say mines quite attractive lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what mine looks like ... Never had any complaints

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Mine is neat and everything's tucked away. Lol. I prefer it that way.

That being said I wouldn't not play with a lady because hers wasn't the same as mine.

I saw a programme on ladies having their labia trimmed down because they were too saggy. Feck that!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be very honest i couldn't care less what the people say on the site!

I have a vagina!

It works!

Its healthy!

Its mine.

No right or wrong way

Différence in shape size or shaved etc is good as if all was same it would be boring....

I find this attitude is really positive.

As I said before mine would not be considered as perfect.

But I am happy with it. It looks ok to me and I'm not embarrassed by it. I know it doesn't look like it did when I was younger, but then neither will any womens who is of a similar age to me

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I have no issues at all in how mine looks,I think that the perfect image of how someone should look to be considered beautiful right now in society is about all body aspects and will change yet again over the years

Men have it too,6 pack was'nt a term id heard of years ago,yet it seems all men have to have one to be considered beautiful themselves,if you have body confidence then social and media pressure won't affect you,sadly not everyone does though

As for crude names for vaginas,well yes I find some are really quite stomach churning descriptions,but there are also some pretty vulgar ones for mens genetalia too

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would say mines quite attractive lol"

It reminds me of Oliver Twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think that swinging makes people think more about these things"

I think swinging Internet sites do rather than swinging per se. People examining photos, "fabbing" or not fabbing. Also this constant scrutinising of one another's looks. I think these sites can damage confidence by bringing to the forefront these types of questions. I honestly couldn't give a toss what a vagina looks like. It's a vagina lol put it this way, I've never gone down on a woman and stopped to think, wow what a beautiful vagina or similarly, gosh no, that's way to ugly for my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LabioPlasty Rules KO. Nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LabioPlasty Rules KO. Nuff said.

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say mines quite attractive lol

It reminds me of Oliver Twist

What?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would say mines quite attractive lol

It reminds me of Oliver Twist

What?

Can hear it muttering "please sir ! Can I have some more?"

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

I've never seen one that I wouldnt want to lick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen lots of pretty pussies that were 20 years old but I was 20 too. I'm now 47 and I miss those days.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've seen lots of pretty pussies that were 20 years old but I was 20 too. I'm now 47 and I miss those days.

Do they stop being pretty once they are past 20 or do you just miss being 20?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people are honest about it, most guys and bi women must have looked at some close ups on here and thought "No way could I lick that!".

Obviously the same goes for cock pics.

Harsh maybe but true non the less.

Its as well there are pics because it would be terrible to be in that dilemma on a meet.

XXXX

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"If people are honest about it, most guys and bi women must have looked at some close ups on here and thought "No way could I lick that!".

never happened to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If people are honest about it, most guys and bi women must have looked at some close ups on here and thought "No way could I lick that!".

never happened to me

XXXX"

But your a single guy!

Joking.....JOKING!

XXXX

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well, i watched a programme once about ladies in america having vagina cosmetic surgery. It was so sad. There was a young girl of about 21 having it done as she thought she was abnormal compared to pictures she had seen. One woman was having it done as her ex husband had taunted her since she had had children.

I thought it was terrible that others had driven these women to have such surgery because they lacked confidence

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've never seen a better looking one than mine.

If you thought it was that good looking you would have it on display

I'd be recognised by every Crown Prosecution Judge in England.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If people are honest about it, most guys and bi women must have looked at some close ups on here and thought "No way could I lick that!".

Obviously the same goes for cock pics.

Harsh maybe but true non the less.

Its as well there are pics because it would be terrible to be in that dilemma on a meet.

XXXX"

Correct......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've given up caring. I take a 5 litre flask to work in mine. Sod it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, i watched a programme once about ladies in america having vagina cosmetic surgery. It was so sad. There was a young girl of about 21 having it done as she thought she was abnormal compared to pictures she had seen. One woman was having it done as her ex husband had taunted her since she had had children.

I thought it was terrible that others had driven these women to have such surgery because they lacked confidence"

It's probably the same with guys having Knob Jobs though.

Although the men's operations carry a lot more risk, it both comes down to the same reasons though.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never seen a better looking one than mine.

If you thought it was that good looking you would have it on display

I'd be recognised by every Crown Prosecution Judge in England. "

Awww come on Granny....show us your fanny!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate's is quite neat and tidy. It's amazing considering the pounding I've given it over the last 32yrs

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By *hangovCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

Mr C likes big lips but I'm quite trim and he has always been happy with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never understood why some choose to use very negative words or phrases when describing a vagina.

They certainly are all different, clean and healthy are a prerequisite but I cannot imagine being attracted to a women and then once all was revealed not finding her vagina attractive. Maybe its because it hasn't happened to me yet.

That said, I have seen some closeup pictures of vaginas that don't do it for me, I guess I need to see the full picture to know whether the package is gonna float my boat so to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say mines quite attractive lol

It reminds me of Oliver Twist

What?

Can hear it muttering "please sir ! Can I have some more?"

I can't believe you said that lol xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would say mines quite attractive lol

It reminds me of Oliver Twist

What?

Can hear it muttering "please sir ! Can I have some more?"

I can't believe you said that lol xx"

Haha I'm still chuckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say mines quite attractive lol

It reminds me of Oliver Twist

What?

Can hear it muttering "please sir ! Can I have some more?"

I can't believe you said that lol xx

Haha I'm still chuckling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I'm being too pedantic here, but the fact that the majority of the people in this thread referring to the vulva as a vagina annoys me no end.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Maybe I'm being too pedantic here, but the fact that the majority of the people in this thread referring to the vulva as a vagina annoys me no end."
whats the vagina then?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Maybe I'm being too pedantic here, but the fact that the majority of the people in this thread referring to the vulva as a vagina annoys me no end. whats the vagina then?

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Well if we are being pedantic the vulva is the exterior part. But im sure we all know what part we are talking about. I might start getting pedantic about how many guys dont know the proper name for their japseye lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Maybe I'm being too pedantic here, but the fact that the majority of the people in this thread referring to the vulva as a vagina annoys me no end. whats the vagina then?

Well if we are being pedantic the vulva is the exterior part. But im sure we all know what part we are talking about. I might start getting pedantic about how many guys dont know the proper name for their japseye lol"

piss hole ?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I do think that swinging makes people think more about these things"

Agrees

I never used to think about how mine looked until we started swinging.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Forgot to add....

Descriptions like beef curtains and wizards sleeve really do make me cringe.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Maybe I'm being too pedantic here, but the fact that the majority of the people in this thread referring to the vulva as a vagina annoys me no end."

so as well as the spelling police etc..

we now have the biology and anatomy 'fuzz'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about "mouse's ear'ole"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about "mouse's ear'ole"?

Or more like "fighting dogs ear'ole" in some cases.

(Hides behind sofa)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This wizards sleeve thing, I don't get it.

I know I'm being really thick and I get how the sleeve is wide at the bottom but how does that relate to a vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This wizards sleeve thing, I don't get it.

I know I'm being really thick and I get how the sleeve is wide at the bottom but how does that relate to a vagina

It's a long slit

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"This wizards sleeve thing, I don't get it.

I know I'm being really thick and I get how the sleeve is wide at the bottom but how does that relate to a vagina

Things can get lost in a wizards sleeve. Similar to a clowns pocket

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

more worried about one with an ailment than one for the sake of the aesthetique. Red (maybe blue

) sore, itchy, milky-weepy, excessively-odorous or warty gets the thumbs down.

Far more interested in how it feels and interacts with me.. and that to me is where the pussy is just far more than the sum of its parts

Wolf

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