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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To get a sexy woman to deliver a coffee to him?

I’ve ran out of coffee. It’s a school boy error and I’m close to ordering an Uber eats to get a caffeine fix.

When is the last time you e had to make a shop run to get the essentials because you’ve ran out of something of something ?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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Hardly ever, usually it's eggs that need restocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go up the shop you lazy potato

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I'm sure a woman will come to your rescue they always do oh and i don’t expect a reply, just languish in all the female replies

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Last week for milk.

Which is a Ball ache given its a 20 mile round trip to the nearest supermarket.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Literally this minute. I'm in the sainsburys car park on my way to market, having bought a sandwich because... no bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's my shopping week never, when it's Penny's shopping week we always run out of milk, like this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is almost a weekly occurrence in this house! We drink so much coffee between us and we always forget to pick up more coffee, sugar or milk

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I mean I'm a women that could deliver

Luckily I'm right next to shops so it's never really a bother for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and I slipped her a 20 yesterday to get something for dinner whilst I slept off nights, she came home with ice-cream for the kids and a new toy for the dog

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm off to Sainburys in about ten minutes to grab a few things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can almost garentee if we are going to run out of anything it’s going to be coffee, sugar or milk!

I can’t function without coffee , and I’m the only driver in the house, so it’s either go out before bedtime or it’s first thing in the morning like I did earlier.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm off to Sainburys in about ten minutes to grab a few things."

Dammit... I could have met you in the veg aisle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm off to Sainburys in about ten minutes to grab a few things."

I’m off to Tesco. I’m hoping for that little bit extra

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place


"To get a sexy woman to deliver a coffee to him?

I’ve ran out of coffee. It’s a school boy error and I’m close to ordering an Uber eats to get a caffeine fix.

When is the last time you e had to make a shop run to get the essentials because you’ve ran out of something of something ? "

If you like squirty cream on your coffee, I've got a can.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

All the bloody time atm Woody, kids are like Gannets...they pounce on the shopping bags and run off with their hoards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've ran out of coffee!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mean I'm a women that could deliver

Luckily I'm right next to shops so it's never really a bother for me "

Would you throw it over the side gate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've ran out of coffee!!!!!! "

I know right. I’m off out to the shops. I’m going past Costa on the way!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I mean I'm a women that could deliver

Luckily I'm right next to shops so it's never really a bother for me

Would you throw it over the side gate?"

Best make sure there is a soft landing for it other wise it'll have a smashing time!

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By *oom Bang a BangMan
over a year ago

Watford

If you take it black without sugar that's two less things to run out of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you take it black without sugar that's two less things to run out of "

I like your forward planning. I actually sometimes do and will.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Wednesday evening to get some milk so I could have coffee the next morning. I was also out of porridge for my breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning.

Shameful dash round aldi for hot cross buns looking like I'd just rolled out of bed ...I had!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Milk yesterday but luckily the shop is 30 seconds walk from me and running out of coffee is the worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wednesday evening to get some milk so I could have coffee the next morning. I was also out of porridge for my breakfast."

Glyn. The stupid thing is, I’d known I was running out all week. And even yesterday I was I had maybe enough for a cup. This morning a had half a cup of coffee….. I feel I let myself down.

Quick trip to town and things are back to normal.

Manchester is soo quite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To get a sexy woman to deliver a coffee to him?

I’ve ran out of coffee. It’s a school boy error and I’m close to ordering an Uber eats to get a caffeine fix.

When is the last time you e had to make a shop run to get the essentials because you’ve ran out of something of something ? "

Milk...early morning.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Wednesday evening to get some milk so I could have coffee the next morning. I was also out of porridge for my breakfast.

Glyn. The stupid thing is, I’d known I was running out all week. And even yesterday I was I had maybe enough for a cup. This morning a had half a cup of coffee….. I feel I let myself down.

Quick trip to town and things are back to normal.

Manchester is soo quite. "

Woody, you've not only let yourself down, you've let everyone down!

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