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"Hello darling "Good evening, Julie I hope today has been wonderful. Pull up a chair and have a drink x | |||
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"Right I’m not sneaking in this time, I’m entering with noise and flair! Give me a fancy velvet seat and a nice man for company please! How are you Misty?" Absolutely no sneaking  . A chair you shall have…. Let’s see what we can do about the nice man 
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I hope today has been wonderful. Pull up a chair and have a drink x"Thank you, it is wonderful to be back at the manor. As you can see in our profile pic I'm wearing black leather and mesh in honour of the gothic surrounds 
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"Hello girlfriend and all the other beautiful ones "Hello beautiful Big smooches xx Have you had a wonderful relaxing, smiley day? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a weird day here. Mr KC has been very industrious and is sorting out the conservatory the new house. We went for a walk/push along the canal and had an ice cream. But I've come to bed early, in a sulk, because I'm struggling with the rejection of our daughter. She's so used to me being absent (due to being isolated upstairs in the old house etc) that she doesn't want me. She wants him. I don't like it. I was hoping to be able to rejoin family life......." Oh Mrs KC I’m sorry to hear that. She will 100% come around. You are a wonderful mom & she knows that. In the meantime have a cuddle & a drink with me x | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. It's been a weird day here. Mr KC has been very industrious and is sorting out the conservatory the new house. We went for a walk/push along the canal and had an ice cream. But I've come to bed early, in a sulk, because I'm struggling with the rejection of our daughter. She's so used to me being absent (due to being isolated upstairs in the old house etc) that she doesn't want me. She wants him. I don't like it. I was hoping to be able to rejoin family life......." Oh that's harsh KC, I have no advice just empathy and hugs x | |||
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I hope today has been wonderful. Pull up a chair and have a drink x
Thank you, it is wonderful to be back at the manor. As you can see in our profile pic I'm wearing black leather and mesh in honour of the gothic surrounds
J"You definitely fit in beautifully xx | |||
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"Hello Misty. " Good evening Maggy I hope you are well? What can I get you to drink? | |||
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"Welcome one, welcome all. The fires are burning & the candles whispering once again at Misty Manor. The gothic love is amongst us all again (so soon). The skulls are burnished, the ravens are circling. The architecture is beautiful in the spring. I have polished the mirrors & portraits. The library is fully stocked. I give fair warning I have been sampling the spirits already (and not just the fit vampire in the dungeon). So it may become pisty Manor quite quickly!! I have a full crew of staff this evening to attend to all of your food, drink & comfort arrangements. Any tours of the Manor or myself, I shall deal with happily myself. Sit down, relax & recline & tell me about your day x " Evening all. Lazy day after a late one last night! | |||
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"Thank you, both. She said "I don't like you putting me in bed. I want Daddy to do it. But I love you" I can't cope with that "Oh, my love. Extra hugs xxxx | |||
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"Welcome one, welcome all. The fires are burning & the candles whispering once again at Misty Manor. The gothic love is amongst us all again (so soon). The skulls are burnished, the ravens are circling. The architecture is beautiful in the spring. I have polished the mirrors & portraits. The library is fully stocked. I give fair warning I have been sampling the spirits already (and not just the fit vampire in the dungeon). So it may become pisty Manor quite quickly!! I have a full crew of staff this evening to attend to all of your food, drink & comfort arrangements. Any tours of the Manor or myself, I shall deal with happily myself. Sit down, relax & recline & tell me about your day x Evening all. Lazy day after a late one last night!" Hey Dan Long time no see. Pull up a bench…. I’ll get you something with a kick… Moscow Mike perhaps? | |||
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"Welcome one, welcome all. The fires are burning & the candles whispering once again at Misty Manor. The gothic love is amongst us all again (so soon). The skulls are burnished, the ravens are circling. The architecture is beautiful in the spring. I have polished the mirrors & portraits. The library is fully stocked. I give fair warning I have been sampling the spirits already (and not just the fit vampire in the dungeon). So it may become pisty Manor quite quickly!! I have a full crew of staff this evening to attend to all of your food, drink & comfort arrangements. Any tours of the Manor or myself, I shall deal with happily myself. Sit down, relax & recline & tell me about your day x Evening all. Lazy day after a late one last night! Hey Dan Long time no see. Pull up a bench…. I’ll get you something with a kick… Moscow Mike perhaps?" Or Mule even | |||
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"Hello girlfriend and all the other beautiful ones
Hello beautiful
Big smooches xx
Have you had a wonderful relaxing, smiley day?"Darling I’ve been smiling like a Cheshire Cat all day
I’ve had a chilled day today. Lazy in fact. I’m going out tomorrow. How was your day beautiful? | |||
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"Good evening everyone. Currently watching a 1970s Dracula adaptation starring Jack Palance, which feels appropriate..." Well hello there OF
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"Hello girlfriend and all the other beautiful ones
Hello beautiful
Big smooches xx
Have you had a wonderful relaxing, smiley day?
Darling I’ve been smiling like a Cheshire Cat all day
I’ve had a chilled day today. Lazy in fact. I’m going out tomorrow. How was your day beautiful? "Lazy & luscious…. Today has been well lubricated | |||
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"*cough*, *cough*, *cough*. I'll have a bed in the conservatory. Keep my bugs away from the other Nocturnal Creatures. Evening All. "Beautiful Sprockett Don’t be daft. Renfield will sort the bugs out | |||
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"Good evening everyone. Currently watching a 1970s Dracula adaptation starring Jack Palance, which feels appropriate... Well hello there OF
It seems Misty Manor reaches far & wide
Come in and enjoy "Thank-you. I shall settle into the armchair with a glass of red grape juice. Er...it is red grape juice, isn't it? It's very dark and thick. | |||
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"Good evening everyone. Currently watching a 1970s Dracula adaptation starring Jack Palance, which feels appropriate... Well hello there OF
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Thank-you. I shall settle into the armchair with a glass of red grape juice.
Er...it is red grape juice, isn't it? It's very dark and thick. "Goddammit. I have a new ghost. Thick as 2 short planks…. I’ll get you a fresh drink… | |||
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"Don’t be daft. Renfield will sort the bugs out "If it weren't for all the desperate shouting, he'd be the perfect pest control method. | |||
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"Evening Misty! The manor is looking lovely. Can you spare somewhere to put my feet up, and lovely bosom to snuggle into? "Mr Lothbrock Always a pleasure… my bosom is always available…. Unless you see another that you would like? Anything to help. Matchmaking is all part of the service | |||
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"Welcome one, welcome all. The fires are burning & the candles whispering once again at Misty Manor. The gothic love is amongst us all again (so soon). The skulls are burnished, the ravens are circling. The architecture is beautiful in the spring. I have polished the mirrors & portraits. The library is fully stocked. I give fair warning I have been sampling the spirits already (and not just the fit vampire in the dungeon). So it may become pisty Manor quite quickly!! I have a full crew of staff this evening to attend to all of your food, drink & comfort arrangements. Any tours of the Manor or myself, I shall deal with happily myself. Sit down, relax & recline & tell me about your day x Evening all. Lazy day after a late one last night! Hey Dan Long time no see. Pull up a bench…. I’ll get you something with a kick… Moscow Mike perhaps?" Not sure how it’ll mix with the bottle of Jack I’m attacking but in for a penny - thank you madam! | |||
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"Good evening everyone. Currently watching a 1970s Dracula adaptation starring Jack Palance, which feels appropriate... Well hello there OF
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Thank-you. I shall settle into the armchair with a glass of red grape juice.
Er...it is red grape juice, isn't it? It's very dark and thick. "Yes, there are also some rice and noodles here. 300 million Chinese people can't be wrong.  | |||
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"Don’t be daft. Renfield will sort the bugs out
If it weren't for all the desperate shouting, he'd be the perfect pest control method."It’s fine - I’ve borrowed a ball gag from the dungeon | |||
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"Any buxom wenches about? I don't need anything, I just like buxom wenches." I can fill that role | |||
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"Welcome one, welcome all. The fires are burning & the candles whispering once again at Misty Manor. The gothic love is amongst us all again (so soon). The skulls are burnished, the ravens are circling. The architecture is beautiful in the spring. I have polished the mirrors & portraits. The library is fully stocked. I give fair warning I have been sampling the spirits already (and not just the fit vampire in the dungeon). So it may become pisty Manor quite quickly!! I have a full crew of staff this evening to attend to all of your food, drink & comfort arrangements. Any tours of the Manor or myself, I shall deal with happily myself. Sit down, relax & recline & tell me about your day x Evening all. Lazy day after a late one last night! Hey Dan Long time no see. Pull up a bench…. I’ll get you something with a kick… Moscow Mike perhaps? Not sure how it’ll mix with the bottle of Jack I’m attacking but in for a penny - thank you madam!" I’m sure it will be fine……. That’s how I get into half of my mischiefs | |||
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"Any buxom wenches about? I don't need anything, I just like buxom wenches." Ahem | |||
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"Right I’m not sneaking in this time, I’m entering with noise and flair! Give me a fancy velvet seat and a nice man for company please! How are you Misty? Absolutely no sneaking . A chair you shall have…. Let’s see what we can do about the nice man
I’m doing well thank you…. In good spirits one may say "Thanking you let’s get sloshed  | |||
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"Good evening everyone. Currently watching a 1970s Dracula adaptation starring Jack Palance, which feels appropriate... Well hello there OF
It seems Misty Manor reaches far & wide
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Thank-you. I shall settle into the armchair with a glass of red grape juice.
Er...it is red grape juice, isn't it? It's very dark and thick.
Yes, there are also some rice and noodles here. 300 million Chinese people can't be wrong. "Don’t lead him astray now… I don’t need any more Lost Boys | |||
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"Evening Misty! The manor is looking lovely. Can you spare somewhere to put my feet up, and lovely bosom to snuggle into?
Mr Lothbrock
Always a pleasure… my bosom is always available…. Unless you see another that you would like? Anything to help. Matchmaking is all part of the service "Your bosom is perfect, my dear
I’m happy for little bird to join, if you don’t mind sharing | |||
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" Lazy & luscious…. Today has been well lubricated "Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service | |||
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"Any buxom wenches about? I don't need anything, I just like buxom wenches. I can fill that role "Oh my. You certainly can. Good job I'm sat down. | |||
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"Hello This sounds like a very interesting place! I'm picturing goblets and dry ice cocktails too! X" Oh a new guest. Hello gorgeous. I’ll get one of the resident ghosts to get you a drink. Would you like a tour? There are 4 libraries, secret passages galore, a well stocked (pun intended) dungeon, haunted portraits…. And altogether regular guests…. DON’T GO IN THE ATTIC | |||
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"Welcome one, welcome all. The fires are burning & the candles whispering once again at Misty Manor. The gothic love is amongst us all again (so soon). The skulls are burnished, the ravens are circling. The architecture is beautiful in the spring. I have polished the mirrors & portraits. The library is fully stocked. I give fair warning I have been sampling the spirits already (and not just the fit vampire in the dungeon). So it may become pisty Manor quite quickly!! I have a full crew of staff this evening to attend to all of your food, drink & comfort arrangements. Any tours of the Manor or myself, I shall deal with happily myself. Sit down, relax & recline & tell me about your day x Evening all. Lazy day after a late one last night! Hey Dan Long time no see. Pull up a bench…. I’ll get you something with a kick… Moscow Mike perhaps? Not sure how it’ll mix with the bottle of Jack I’m attacking but in for a penny - thank you madam! I’m sure it will be fine……. That’s how I get into half of my mischiefs "Along with “what’s the worst that can happen?!” | |||
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"Right I’m not sneaking in this time, I’m entering with noise and flair! Give me a fancy velvet seat and a nice man for company please! How are you Misty? Absolutely no sneaking . A chair you shall have…. Let’s see what we can do about the nice man
I’m doing well thank you…. In good spirits one may say
Thanking you let’s get sloshed "Well on my way | |||
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"Any buxom wenches about? I don't need anything, I just like buxom wenches. Ahem "I wasn't sure if you'd qualify as a wench, being the hostess. But if you want to be one, you certainly have the buxom part down... | |||
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"Evening Misty! The manor is looking lovely. Can you spare somewhere to put my feet up, and lovely bosom to snuggle into?
Mr Lothbrock
Always a pleasure… my bosom is always available…. Unless you see another that you would like? Anything to help. Matchmaking is all part of the service
Your bosom is perfect, my dear
I’m happy for little bird to join, if you don’t mind sharing "I am exceptionally good at sharing | |||
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" Lazy & luscious…. Today has been well lubricated
Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service "Oh you are my favourite of all my girlfriends | |||
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"Welcome one, welcome all. The fires are burning & the candles whispering once again at Misty Manor. The gothic love is amongst us all again (so soon). The skulls are burnished, the ravens are circling. The architecture is beautiful in the spring. I have polished the mirrors & portraits. The library is fully stocked. I give fair warning I have been sampling the spirits already (and not just the fit vampire in the dungeon). So it may become pisty Manor quite quickly!! I have a full crew of staff this evening to attend to all of your food, drink & comfort arrangements. Any tours of the Manor or myself, I shall deal with happily myself. Sit down, relax & recline & tell me about your day x Evening all. Lazy day after a late one last night! Hey Dan Long time no see. Pull up a bench…. I’ll get you something with a kick… Moscow Mike perhaps? Not sure how it’ll mix with the bottle of Jack I’m attacking but in for a penny - thank you madam! I’m sure it will be fine……. That’s how I get into half of my mischiefs
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"I think I'm going to sit quietly in the library, on my own, with a brew. Tatty bye for now, nocturnalites. " Of course, we're here if you fancy company in a bit
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"Any buxom wenches about? I don't need anything, I just like buxom wenches. Ahem
I wasn't sure if you'd qualify as a wench, being the hostess. But if you want to be one, you certainly have the buxom part down..."Well… that is a conundrum. I shall meet in the middle and be a buxom hostess | |||
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"I think I'm going to sit quietly in the library, on my own, with a brew. Tatty bye for now, nocturnalites. " I will get furs sent in for you & an endless supply of brews. | |||
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"Welcome one, welcome all. The fires are burning & the candles whispering once again at Misty Manor. The gothic love is amongst us all again (so soon). The skulls are burnished, the ravens are circling. The architecture is beautiful in the spring. I have polished the mirrors & portraits. The library is fully stocked. I give fair warning I have been sampling the spirits already (and not just the fit vampire in the dungeon). So it may become pisty Manor quite quickly!! I have a full crew of staff this evening to attend to all of your food, drink & comfort arrangements. Any tours of the Manor or myself, I shall deal with happily myself. Sit down, relax & recline & tell me about your day x Evening all. Lazy day after a late one last night! Hey Dan Long time no see. Pull up a bench…. I’ll get you something with a kick… Moscow Mike perhaps? Not sure how it’ll mix with the bottle of Jack I’m attacking but in for a penny - thank you madam! I’m sure it will be fine……. That’s how I get into half of my mischiefs
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"*cough*, *cough*, *cough*. I'll have a bed in the conservatory. Keep my bugs away from the other Nocturnal Creatures. Evening All.
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"Time for a parlour game questiob. As I'm watching an adaptation right now, I wonder - who is everyone's favourite Dracula? " Oooh what a wonderful question…. Mine is the one who lives in my head from the original book. But I’d we absolutely must pick someone else’s version…. I liked the one from an episode of Buffy | |||
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"Howdy y'all, the next larurelle k Hamilton "hero" is named 'zaniel havelock'" I licked it up at the 2nd bookstore in paperback, so it's been out awhile | |||
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"Howdy y'all, the next larurelle k Hamilton "hero" is named 'zaniel havelock' I licked it up at the 2nd bookstore in paperback, so it's been out awhile " Howdy Bill Gorgeous to see you. I may have ordered a certain book . Thanks for the heads up…
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"Good evening Mrs Misty and everyone at the Manor... "Evening Ash… Have you been eating garlic? | |||
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"Howdy y'all, the next larurelle k Hamilton "hero" is named 'zaniel havelock' I licked it up at the 2nd bookstore in paperback, so it's been out awhile Howdy Bill Gorgeous to see you. I may have ordered a certain book . Thanks for the heads up…
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"Time for a parlour game questiob. As I'm watching an adaptation right now, I wonder - who is everyone's favourite Dracula? " It's a terrible film and bears no resemblance to the book version but I do enjoy Richard Roxburgh in Van Helsing. 
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"*cough*, *cough*, *cough*. I'll have a bed in the conservatory. Keep my bugs away from the other Nocturnal Creatures. Evening All.
Beautiful Sprockett
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Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service
Oh you are my favourite of all my girlfriends "Awww. That’s so lovely. I’ve booked the attic out for exclusive girly fun. Anyone popping up there with me? | |||
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"Time for a parlour game questiob. As I'm watching an adaptation right now, I wonder - who is everyone's favourite Dracula? It's a terrible film and bears no resemblance to the book version but I do enjoy Richard Roxburgh in Van Helsing.
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"*cough*, *cough*, *cough*. I'll have a bed in the conservatory. Keep my bugs away from the other Nocturnal Creatures. Evening All.
Beautiful Sprockett
Don’t be daft. Renfield will sort the bugs out
I'm not sure if that's a threat or a promise.
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"4 weeks, 4 freakin weeks I've been wandering around this freakin mansion and I still can't find tradesman's entrance. "Ooooh. My specialty. Allow me to offer some assistance | |||
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" Lazy & luscious…. Today has been well lubricated
Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service
Oh you are my favourite of all my girlfriends
Awww. That’s so lovely. I’ve booked the attic out for exclusive girly fun. Anyone popping up there with me? "God dammit LB Don’t encourage everyone….. | |||
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"Good evening Mrs Misty and everyone at the Manor...
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Can I get you anything from the bar? I’m heading over (again) some iced tea please
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"4 weeks, 4 freakin weeks I've been wandering around this freakin mansion and I still can't find tradesman's entrance.
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"Good evening Mrs Misty and everyone at the Manor...
Evening Ash…
Have you been eating garlic?
I had extra garlic on my fish and chips tonight...
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"Howdy y'all, the next larurelle k Hamilton "hero" is named 'zaniel havelock' I licked it up at the 2nd bookstore in paperback, so it's been out awhile Howdy Bill Gorgeous to see you. I may have ordered a certain book . Thanks for the heads up…
Can I get you anything from the bar? I’m heading over (again) some iced tea please
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" Lazy & luscious…. Today has been well lubricated
Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service
Oh you are my favourite of all my girlfriends
Awww. That’s so lovely. I’ve booked the attic out for exclusive girly fun. Anyone popping up there with me?
God dammit LB
Don’t encourage everyone….. "I did notice a group of 3 or 4 women earlier, hanging around the castle. They seemed eager for my company as well as rather hungry-looking. | |||
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" Lazy & luscious…. Today has been well lubricated
Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service
Oh you are my favourite of all my girlfriends
Awww. That’s so lovely. I’ve booked the attic out for exclusive girly fun. Anyone popping up there with me? "Yes. Yes I am. J | |||
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"Time for a parlour game questiob. As I'm watching an adaptation right now, I wonder - who is everyone's favourite Dracula? It's a terrible film and bears no resemblance to the book version but I do enjoy Richard Roxburgh in Van Helsing.
J
Julie!!!!!
It’s a brilliant film!!!!!"I love it but it's not for purists 
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Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service
Oh you are my favourite of all my girlfriends
Awww. That’s so lovely. I’ve booked the attic out for exclusive girly fun. Anyone popping up there with me?
God dammit LB
Don’t encourage everyone…..
I did notice a group of 3 or 4 women earlier, hanging around the castle. They seemed eager for my company as well as rather hungry-looking."Oh you met my sisters . Technically stepsisters….
They are having a small snack soon.
Served in the attic funnily enough…
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Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service
Oh you are my favourite of all my girlfriends
Awww. That’s so lovely. I’ve booked the attic out for exclusive girly fun. Anyone popping up there with me?
God dammit LB
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Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service
Oh you are my favourite of all my girlfriends
Awww. That’s so lovely. I’ve booked the attic out for exclusive girly fun. Anyone popping up there with me?
Yes. Yes I am.
J"Don’t say I didn’t warn you… | |||
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J
Julie!!!!!
It’s a brilliant film!!!!!
I love it but it's not for purists
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"4 weeks, 4 freakin weeks I've been wandering around this freakin mansion and I still can't find tradesman's entrance.
Ooooh. My specialty. Allow me to offer some assistance
Good god the things women do to shut me up
I could kiss you quiet "You could but then I'd be internally shouting "sit on my face" | |||
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Being lubricated well makes for a great day darling. Enjoy your night and if you need me to serve any drinks just ring the bell for service
Oh you are my favourite of all my girlfriends
Awww. That’s so lovely. I’ve booked the attic out for exclusive girly fun. Anyone popping up there with me?
God dammit LB
Don’t encourage everyone…..
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"4 weeks, 4 freakin weeks I've been wandering around this freakin mansion and I still can't find tradesman's entrance.
Ooooh. My specialty. Allow me to offer some assistance
Good god the things women do to shut me up
I could kiss you quiet
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Hope you're all well! I'm trying to work out what's cute in my wardrobe for a first date. Should really sleep soon, x | |||
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Ooooh. My specialty. Allow me to offer some assistance
Good god the things women do to shut me up
I could kiss you quiet
You could but then I'd be internally shouting "sit on my face"
Hmmmmm. A complex conundrum to be sure…."Or perhaps forward planning | |||
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"Hello Misty, hello nocturnal people. It's a brief hello because I could never not say hi. And the Gothic element?
Hope you're all well! I'm trying to work out what's cute in my wardrobe for a first date. Should really sleep soon, x"Ooh wardrobe advice. I suggest… anything with you in it will be adorable
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"Good evennink dahlings! I'm afraid my sojourn at the Manor tonight must be fleeting. My daughter has flown in from the Assassins Academy for the weekend and she's not quite ready for the Manor yet!
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"Good evennink dahlings! I'm afraid my sojourn at the Manor tonight must be fleeting. My daughter has flown in from the Assassins Academy for the weekend and she's not quite ready for the Manor yet!
Nobody is ever quite ready for Misty Manor"Points roughly at ones self | |||
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"Good evening, could I see what is on the menu pls? Feel like a good bite to eat. " Oooh you snuck in There are plenty of juicy things to nibble on. | |||
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I’ll see how lazy I’m feeling though hehe
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"Good evening all you sexy people! I’m just finished a shift in the pub and now away to do a cheeky late night leg day at the gym I’ll see how lazy I’m feeling though hehe
Hope everyone else is having a sexy evening "Bootyful beautiful Looking gorgeous. There’s a space for you here x | |||
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"Time for a parlour game questiob. As I'm watching an adaptation right now, I wonder - who is everyone's favourite Dracula? To answer my own question - if I can't have Max Schreck on a technicality (they changed the character name to try to hide the fact that it was a Dracula adaptation but were still successfully sued) then I'll go with Gary Oldman. The film isn't perfect but his central performance holds it together - and he gets to be grotesque as well as seductive." Great choice xxx | |||
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"Attention Guests…. This is a public service announcement. Next Friday - the lovely Julie will be hosting the Nocturnal. Please all join her & give her a good night. (Mutters things about giving her a good night )"Thank you Please be gentle with me, that's how I like it
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"Evening Misty! The manor is looking lovely. Can you spare somewhere to put my feet up, and lovely bosom to snuggle into?
Mr Lothbrock
Always a pleasure… my bosom is always available…. Unless you see another that you would like? Anything to help. Matchmaking is all part of the service
Your bosom is perfect, my dear
I’m happy for little bird to join, if you don’t mind sharing
I am exceptionally good at sharing "Sounds great
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Oh that’s amazing! Can’t wait to see the theme Julie "It's not set in stone but I'm thinking Phwoarbières in honour of Corbières, one of my favourite bars. It is dark and candle-lit with cosy nooks and the best jukebox in the world
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Thank you Please be gentle with me, that's how I like it
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"Attention Guests…. This is a public service announcement. Next Friday - the lovely Julie will be hosting the Nocturnal. Please all join her & give her a good night. (Mutters things about giving her a good night )
Oh that’s amazing! Can’t wait to see the theme Julie
It's not set in stone but I'm thinking Phwoarbières in honour of Corbières, one of my favourite bars. It is dark and candle-lit with cosy nooks and the best jukebox in the world
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Can I offer you anything?"Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine? | |||
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"Evening Misty! The manor is looking lovely. Can you spare somewhere to put my feet up, and lovely bosom to snuggle into?
Mr Lothbrock
Always a pleasure… my bosom is always available…. Unless you see another that you would like? Anything to help. Matchmaking is all part of the service
Your bosom is perfect, my dear
I’m happy for little bird to join, if you don’t mind sharing
I am exceptionally good at sharing
Sounds great
I’ve been sidetracked watching TV. Yellowstone and its spin-off series are fantastic! "I keep meaning to watch Yellowstone. I shall make a note… | |||
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Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine? "A hammer? | |||
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"Attention Guests…. This is a public service announcement. Next Friday - the lovely Julie will be hosting the Nocturnal. Please all join her & give her a good night. (Mutters things about giving her a good night )
Oh that’s amazing! Can’t wait to see the theme Julie
It's not set in stone but I'm thinking Phwoarbières in honour of Corbières, one of my favourite bars. It is dark and candle-lit with cosy nooks and the best jukebox in the world
Jx"You’ll smash it. X | |||
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Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine? "Tits in your face? | |||
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"Not first
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Can I offer you anything?
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Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy "I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely? | |||
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?"Try it and let me know then | |||
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"Good evening Misty and nocturnals! Such a beautiful moon out tonight "Good evening _ede There’s a few moons in here too | |||
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"Not first
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Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy "And????? It works x | |||
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then "Painkillers, tiger balm and get off the screen and into a dark room. Hope it eases soon as migraines suck. J | |||
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"Good evening Misty and nocturnals! Such a beautiful moon out tonight
Good evening _ede
There’s a few moons in here too "I am currently fully clothed, so pfft!! | |||
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then "Misty, I need your tits in my face please so I can let Wonko know if it makes me feel better | |||
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then "Fancy turning down the hostess!!!! | |||
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"Good evening Misty and nocturnals! Such a beautiful moon out tonight
Good evening _ede
There’s a few moons in here too
I am currently fully clothed, so pfft!! "I’m not | |||
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"Not first
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Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Misty, I need your tits in my face please so I can let Wonko know if it makes me feel better"Do you have a migraine? | |||
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"Good evening Misty and nocturnals! Such a beautiful moon out tonight
Good evening _ede
There’s a few moons in here too
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"Good evening Misty and nocturnals! Such a beautiful moon out tonight
Good evening _ede
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Painkillers, tiger balm and get off the screen and into a dark room. Hope it eases soon as migraines suck.
J"The main headache has passed I still have the residual pain in the top of my spine which normally lasts days  | |||
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"Good evening Misty and nocturnals! Such a beautiful moon out tonight
Good evening _ede
There’s a few moons in here too
I am currently fully clothed, so pfft!!
I’m not "Me neither, if you get cold I'm always warm | |||
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"Good evening Misty and nocturnals! Such a beautiful moon out tonight
Good evening _ede
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I am currently fully clothed, so pfft!!
I’m not "Mr M just said "nothing new there then" | |||
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Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Misty, I need your tits in my face please so I can let Wonko know if it makes me feel better
Do you have a migraine?"Er…for the sake of this experiment, let’s say yes | |||
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Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
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Try it and let me know then
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"Good evening Misty and nocturnals! Such a beautiful moon out tonight
Good evening _ede
There’s a few moons in here too
That's mooning. And I already apologised for that. "No need
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Painkillers, tiger balm and get off the screen and into a dark room. Hope it eases soon as migraines suck.
J
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Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Misty, I need your tits in my face please so I can let Wonko know if it makes me feel better
Do you have a migraine?
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Fancy turning down the hostess!!!!
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"Hello all " Evening long and hard Take a seat, grab a … Drink | |||
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Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Fancy turning down the hostess!!!!
Sorry
It’s fine. I won’t send you to the dungeon this time "There is a dungeon? | |||
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Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Fancy turning down the hostess!!!!
Sorry
It’s fine. I won’t send you to the dungeon this time
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Fancy turning down the hostess!!!!
Sorry
It’s fine. I won’t send you to the dungeon this time
There is a dungeon?
Of course. Fully stocked… want a tour?"No it's just somewhere cold and dark I can go to hide | |||
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"Hello This sounds like a very interesting place! I'm picturing goblets and dry ice cocktails too! X Oh a new guest. Hello gorgeous. I’ll get one of the resident ghosts to get you a drink. Would you like a tour? There are 4 libraries, secret passages galore, a well stocked (pun intended) dungeon, haunted portraits…. And altogether regular guests…. DON’T GO IN THE ATTIC "I went exploring and got stuck in the Attic...I might never leave | |||
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"Not first
Welcome Wonko
Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Misty, I need your tits in my face please so I can let Wonko know if it makes me feel better
Do you have a migraine?
Er…for the sake of this experiment, let’s say yes
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"Not first
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Can I offer you anything?
Do you have anything that can get rid of a migraine?
Tits in your face?
Not sure that's a proper medical remedy
I wouldn’t be so sure about that - gotta be worth a try, surely?
Try it and let me know then
Fancy turning down the hostess!!!!
Sorry
It’s fine. I won’t send you to the dungeon this time
There is a dungeon?
Of course. Fully stocked… want a tour?
No it's just somewhere cold and dark I can go to hide "Ah the lake house then xxx | |||
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I'm innocent...I got told the minibar needed restocking
You are so not innocent.
Says the one with a dungeon…
Good point. Well made
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I'm innocent...I got told the minibar needed restocking
You are so not innocent.
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I'm innocent...I got told the minibar needed restocking
You are so not innocent.
You have no proof on that statement...I was told the leather flogger was for removing cobwebs "It does that too | |||
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I’ll send your drinks down
I’m quite thirsty now darling. Thank you "Must stay hydrated xx | |||
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I'm innocent...I got told the minibar needed restocking
You are so not innocent.
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Worse still is that I knew where dungeon was "That raises all sorts of questions | |||
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I'm innocent...I got told the minibar needed restocking
You are so not innocent.
You have no proof on that statement...I was told the leather flogger was for removing cobwebs
It does that too "How did you and _ittlebird get cobwebs on you btw | |||
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