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"It hatched?" I don't think our cat would be very happy about that!... | |||
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"Did you eat it and then due to the excessive guilt you felt, blocked it from your memory?" They had a buy 1 get 1 free offer at the supermarket so I wouldn't eat the Mrs one but I just can't find it...  | |||
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"Did one of you eat it? " Maybe Mrs Hot Ash has already eaten it?... | |||
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"It's in the boot of the car, all melted and 'orrible. " I don't have a car so at least it's not gone all melted and horrible... | |||
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"In with the Christmas decorations "I looked there but did find my missing lucky socks...  | |||
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"It's in the boot of the car, all melted and 'orrible. I don't have a car so at least it's not gone all melted and horrible..." That makes sense. It's in the Mrs' car then! F | |||
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"Dash out tomorrow and get a replacement. You did actually but one didn't you?..." I did buy one but sometimes my memory is so bad...I will dash out for another one in the morning... | |||
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"It wasn’t the crème egg that someone was seen fucking in another thread, was it? ( crème egg as a present? You tight-fisted git!). " I'm not tight fisted...(sometimes) | |||
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"Perhaps she has found it and hidden it somewhere for you to find, I don't mean her bum either or do I. "I haven't looked there yet....
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"It's in the boot of the car, all melted and 'orrible. I don't have a car so at least it's not gone all melted and horrible... That makes sense. It's in the Mrs' car then! F" The Mrs doesn't have a car either...or an Easter egg at the moment... | |||
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"Or maybe she found it, ate it and is waiting for you to have to buy another "She wouldn't do that would she?... | |||
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg... I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where... Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things... Can you find the remote. Turn it on and see whether one of you can feel the vibrations Any ideas where it might be?.. " | |||
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"It's been flushed down the toilet at this stage "I hope not!..it was very expensive and I used all my pocket money... | |||
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"Or maybe she found it, ate it and is waiting for you to have to buy another
She wouldn't do that would she?... "I mean.....  | |||
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"Is it in the place where all the sausage rolls go Ash "I've been on a diet since January comtessa and very rarely buy sausage rolls anymore....  | |||
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"It wasn’t the crème egg that someone was seen fucking in another thread, was it? ( crème egg as a present? You tight-fisted git!). I'm not tight fisted...(sometimes) "Sorry. A more constructive suggestion: If you can’t find the one you bought her, give her the one you got free. (To lose one egg might be regarded as a misfortune but to lose two …..) | |||
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"Is it in the fridge? F" I looked there and in the freezer.... | |||
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg... I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where... Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things... Can you find the remote. Turn it on and see whether one of you can feel the vibrations Any ideas where it might be?.. " I normally struggle to get the remote from the Mrs especially when the soaps are on.... | |||
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"It wasn’t the crème egg that someone was seen fucking in another thread, was it? ( crème egg as a present? You tight-fisted git!). I'm not tight fisted...(sometimes)
Sorry.
A more constructive suggestion:
If you can’t find the one you bought her, give her the one you got free.
(To lose one egg might be regarded as a misfortune but to lose two …..)"I have a problem...I've already eaten the one I got for free..... | |||
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg... I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where... Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things... Any ideas where it might be?.. " Lorna found it Ate it Sorry ash have to find a new hiding place | |||
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"Is it in the place where all the sausage rolls go Ash
I've been on a diet since January comtessa and very rarely buy sausage rolls anymore.... "Oh no and well done Ash | |||
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg... I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where... Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things... Any ideas where it might be?.. " Are you arse cheeks feeling full? | |||
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"Is it in the place where all the sausage rolls go Ash
I've been on a diet since January comtessa and very rarely buy sausage rolls anymore....
Oh no and well done Ash "Thanks Comtessa...I've lost half a stone.... | |||
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg... I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where... Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things... Any ideas where it might be?.. Lorna found it Ate it Sorry ash have to find a new hiding place "I keep forgetting where they are though! | |||
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"It’s in the cleaning cupboard " What's a cleaning cupboard?.. | |||
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg... I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where... Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things... Any ideas where it might be?.. Lorna found it Ate it Sorry ash have to find a new hiding place
I keep forgetting where they are though!"When she was searching for it did she have chocolate round her mouth lol | |||
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg... I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where... Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things... Any ideas where it might be?.. Are you arse cheeks feeling full? "I didn't eat it!.. | |||
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"You're in line for the most epic of eyerolls you know Ash. Dangerous game you're playing there. Get thee to a supermarket with haste. " I think they are closed now around here Meli...I better get ready for an epic eye roll.. | |||
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"They’re getting the Halloween stuff out now Ash. The ship with Easter Eggs on has sailed!! " Halloween already?...
I'm going to blame the French if I can't buy any more Easter Eggs.... | |||
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"I can't find my wife's easter egg... I hid it somewhere but I can't remember where... Even the Mrs can't find it and she's normally an expert at finding things... Any ideas where it might be?.. Are you arse cheeks feeling full?
I didn't eat it!.. "Well she ain’t having mine Not exactly an egg  | |||
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"You will be lucky if you get an Easter egg tomorrow. They had sold out in tesco tonight "I will have to stay up all night then looking for the missing Easter Egg... | |||
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" Sorry. A more constructive suggestion: If you can’t find the one you bought her, give her the one you got free. (To lose one egg might be regarded as a misfortune but to lose two …..) I have a problem...I've already eaten the one I got for free..... "That’s it! You ate her egg by mistake. You should be looking for the free egg. Solved. Behind the sofa? Under the stairs? Top of the wardrobe? In the attic? | |||
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"I think maybe Mrs already hate it and just pretending she’s no clue to it’s whereabouts so you have to buy another "Normally there would be evidence left behind like an empty box or packet on the kitchen table but there's nothing this time..... | |||
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"Is it in the fruit bowl? " I looked under the bananas but no its not in the fruit bowl... | |||
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" Sorry. A more constructive suggestion: If you can’t find the one you bought her, give her the one you got free. (To lose one egg might be regarded as a misfortune but to lose two …..) I have a problem...I've already eaten the one I got for free.....
That’s it!
You ate her egg by mistake.
You should be looking for the free egg.
Solved.
Behind the sofa?
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In the attic?
"I looked in those places.... I'm going to bribe the cat with some dreamies to see if she will help me look.... | |||
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"Shit. I found one unattended and ate it...was that it?..... "Where did you find it unattended?. .. | |||
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"Under the bed?" It wasn't under the bed but I did find one of my wife's Christmas presents under there I had forgotten about.... | |||
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"Under the bed? It wasn't under the bed but I did find one of my wife's Christmas presents under there I had forgotten about.... "Will that serve as a substitute? | |||
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"Update! I've found the Easter Egg.... I had hidden it in my suitcase... I won't be sleeping on the sofa tonight... Thanks everyone for your help "Amazing! I was no help whatsoever but I can sleep tonight knowing it's been found
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"Update! I've found the Easter Egg.... I had hidden it in my suitcase... I won't be sleeping on the sofa tonight... Thanks everyone for your help
Amazing! I was no help whatsoever but I can sleep tonight knowing it's been found
J"I'm glad that you'll be able to have a sound sleep now it's been found... | |||
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