FabSwingers.com forum: Forum Jeopardy!

By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You have to guess the question to the person aboves answer, then post an answer that the next fabber has to guess the question to.

Lets see where this leads!

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Eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to guess the question to the person aboves answer, then post an answer that the next fabber has to guess the question to.

Lets see where this leads!

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Eggs."

What goes best with bacon on sandwich baqutte...

Ruptured spleen and appendix

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

What damage does my cock make when fuckin.

150 g/cm³

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"What damage does my cock make when fuckin.

150 g/cm³"

Chocolate spread amount required to cover my tits.

Sandpaper

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What you use to shave your legs.

263.

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What you use to shave your legs.

263."

The current number of thanks but no thanks in my inbox.

Sunday.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What you use to shave your legs.

263.

The current number of thanks but no thanks in my inbox.

Sunday."

What day is your next meet ?

Battered sausages

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

With chips and mush peas.

Baby oil

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Baby oil"

What is not a suitable substitute for vinegar?

Chameleon.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Baby oil

What is not a suitable substitute for vinegar?

Chameleon."

No I'm just flexible

Anyone want a yoni massage

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone want a yoni massage"

What is the least succesful opening libe for getting a meet on fab.

Leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stings when it hits you.

Cabbage

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Stings when it hits you.

Cabbage "

Smells like farts when cooked

Whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stings when it hits you.

Cabbage

Smells like farts when cooked

Whipped cream

The best thing to improvise a bra from

Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stings when it hits you.

Cabbage "

The smell that's just oozed from me

Skidmark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/04/23 14:31:21]

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Whipped cream

What does a dominatrix prefer in her cakes?

Argentine.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

No you Lego first

Elephants

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lego "

What toy has the same upper age limit as fab membership?

canoe

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Lego

What toy has the same upper age limit as fab membership?

canoe"

What is the best thing to buy d*unk on ebay?

The speed of sound

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What's that noise

About this yoni massage

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

The question was I've been reading this book

Empire state building

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The question was I've been reading this book

Empire state building "

Name a tall building in America ?

Because they are the best breed of dog

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Why do women love little, ugly pugs?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Why do women love little, ugly pugs?"

It's in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do women love little, ugly pugs?

It's in the fridge."

Where do you keep your lube?

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Concrete

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What that that you have got all over you .

Oranges

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oranges "
apart from toes, what else can be found at the end of a stocking?

foreplay

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

What’s that thing? You know. The one we always forget?

Nero’s shoes.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What do you want to smell?

Essex Tom

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Essex Tom"

It's all over the news, says...

Anal

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

What the second most discussed topic in swingers chat.

Cheese.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"What the second most discussed topic in swingers chat.

Cheese. "

The food of god's!

Peach

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"What the second most discussed topic in swingers chat.

Cheese.

The food of god's!

Peach"

Words that spring to mind when seeing an excellent rear end?

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Squelch

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"What the second most discussed topic in swingers chat.

Cheese.

The food of god's!

Peach

Words that spring to mind when seeing an excellent rear end?

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Squelch "
What sound do I make when cumming

118.1 decibels

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"What the second most discussed topic in swingers chat.

Cheese.

The food of god's!

Peach

Words that spring to mind when seeing an excellent rear end?

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Squelch What sound do I make when cumming

118.1 decibels"

What is the sound level you should aim for in a good fart?

Blurred selfies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the second most discussed topic in swingers chat.

Cheese.

The food of god's!

Peach

Words that spring to mind when seeing an excellent rear end?

___

Squelch What sound do I make when cumming

118.1 decibels

What is the sound level you should aim for in a good fart?

Blurred selfies"

What do old people always take?

Haemorrhoids

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What do we need to see on hotpics page one?

Table tennis ball

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"What do we need to see on hotpics page one?

Table tennis ball"

Regular items found in vagina/ass in A&E scans?

Wooden spoon

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Did the dish run away with the

King charles

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What is a breed of dog and a Monarch with sausage fingers?

fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the best ice lolly?

Chairs

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What has the best legs in Ikea?

Wedgie

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

How do you make a camel toe?

A courgette

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What's something you definitely don't want to lose in your rectum.

Only when I laugh.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Does that hurt

Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s your favourite fruit

Handsome

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

How do you like your men?

Three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you like your men?

Three"

How many dicks can you fit in your mouth?

Cheese

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"How do you like your men?

Three

How many dicks can you fit in your mouth?

Cheese "

What goes best with marmite?

Guinea pigs

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"How do you like your men?

Three

How many dicks can you fit in your mouth?

Cheese

What goes best with marmite?

Guinea pigs"

What don’t cost 21 shillings or go Oink?

Dog legs and feet

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dog legs and feet"

What is best avoided in a Korean Street food stall.

Jam

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Dog legs and feet

What is best avoided in a Korean Street food stall.

Jam"

Hot?

Chipolatas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog legs and feet

What is best avoided in a Korean Street food stall.

Jam

Hot?

Chipolatas"

What do we call little willies?

Television

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Dog legs and feet

What is best avoided in a Korean Street food stall.

Jam

Hot?

Chipolatas

What do we call little willies?

Television "

Where was the place we all got to know Terry, his KFC and his sheep mask?

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Spud

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Spud "

My favourite type of gun.

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Dynamite

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dynamite "

If Roger and Dyna were both bi curious and were invited to an orgy, would she be tempted to lick pussy?

Tempted

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Would you like a yoni massage

Paris

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

" Paris "

The great grand-daughter of Conrad Hilton?

Suds in a bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you wash your face with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you wash your face with?

42"

What's the meaning of life?

________________________

Tadpoles

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What looks like spermatozoa?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What looks like spermatozoa?"

No, it's just a Crunchie.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Is that mars bar your eating

Rembrandt

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Is that mars bar your eating

Rembrandt"

Name the famous Dutch Painter who was born on 15 July 1606, in Leiden, the Netherlands.

cheesy foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that mars bar your eating

Rembrandt

Name the famous Dutch Painter who was born on 15 July 1606, in Leiden, the Netherlands.

cheesy foreskin"

What is my pet gerbil called?

Mowing the lawn

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What you doing in the garden today .

Waterfalls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What you doing in the garden today .

Waterfalls"

After a good finger blasting what happens

Fabbed

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

What all the guys on Fab want

Bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What all the guys on Fab want

Bra"

What item of clothing do I wish I did not need.

Twirl

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Well do you punk do you

Open crotch tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well do you punk do you

Open crotch tights"

What you like to wear on Easter sun

Smelly finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the last thing you want your dentist to have?

Steering a canal boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the last thing you want your dentist to have?

Steering a canal boat"

What shouldn’t be done with your hands tied?

Scarves

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What do you like around your neck

Hormer

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What was an ancient Hundred in Berkshire, west of Oxford?

Patio

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"What was an ancient Hundred in Berkshire, west of Oxford?

Patio

Where I’ve buried people after a bad meet

Giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was an ancient Hundred in Berkshire, west of Oxford?

Patio

Where I’ve buried people after a bad meet

Giggle "

What did I do after burying the last meet?

Sneezing fit

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Like match fit, but able to sneeze without dislodging your dentures.

pineapple

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Your favorite piazza topping

Army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What uniform turns me on the most...

Rabbits hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What uniform turns me on the most...

Rabbits hole "

Where did I last stick my dick?

Multicoloured

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What uniform turns me on the most...

Rabbits hole

Where did I last stick my dick?

Multicoloured "

How would you describe my leotard

47 of them

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

how many faf's per hour can a horny d*unk male send on a Friday night just after last orders?

snowball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many faf's per hour can a horny d*unk male send on a Friday night just after last orders?

snowball"

Why can't snowmen make babies?

Purple

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

[Removed by poster at 08/04/23 11:36:39]

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

what colour does the average cock turn when gripped tightly for maximum inflation when posing for a profile pic?

Tornado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nickname given to my vagina

Chopsticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what colour does the average cock turn when gripped tightly for maximum inflation when posing for a profile pic?

Tornado"

In which aeroplane did you join the mile high club?

The allotments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what colour does the average cock turn when gripped tightly for maximum inflation when posing for a profile pic?

Tornado

In which aeroplane did you join the mile high club?

The allotments"

Where can I get my two meat n veg out in public legimatly

Fuck that

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What do you say when you see a moist hole?

I couldn't find anywhere else to put it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nickname given to my vagina

Chopsticks "

What do you use to splint a broken Penis?

Fuzzy buzzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How it feels just after I’ve come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you say when you see a moist hole?

I couldn't find anywhere else to put it."

Why’s your dildo in your ear?

Cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you say when you see a moist hole?

I couldn't find anywhere else to put it."

When asked why your husband is balls deep in a woman on the train

Sheep dip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/04/23 11:52:38]

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sheep dip"

What is a suitable alternative to crab ointment?

Dildo

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I said its that cum on your shoes farmer

Rock pool

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Sheep dip

What is a suitable alternative to crab ointment?

Dildo"

What most women cherish and never abuse because it listens to her and never touches her unless she allows it too

Dancing

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Sheep dip

What is a suitable alternative to crab ointment?

Dildo

What most women cherish and never abuse because it listens to her and never touches her unless she allows it too

Dancing "

How women determine how you’re going to be in bed before you get your clothes off.

Two thin coats

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How do you get a nice sheen on your nail varnish?

Because they wanted to get the attention of the hot chick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get a nice sheen on your nail varnish?

Because they wanted to get the attention of the hot chick."

Why did all the sheep strip off?

Tables have turned

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

[Removed by poster at 08/04/23 13:20:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get a nice sheen on your nail varnish?

Because they wanted to get the attention of the hot chick.

Why did all the sheep strip off?

Tables have turned "

Why did the DJ not get to sleep with all the hot young girls?

A whippet

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Here at the table dancing competition on your marks get ready

The moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here at the table dancing competition on your marks get ready

The moon"

Wheres all the cheese at...

Conformity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here at the table dancing competition on your marks get ready

The moon

Wheres all the cheese at...

Conformity "

What is the most restrictive social construct

Dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here at the table dancing competition on your marks get ready

The moon

Wheres all the cheese at...

Conformity

What is the most restrictive social construct

Dogs "

What shits most on fishing bivvy"s

Rubix cubes

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By *enus444Man
over a year ago

Harrow

"Here at the table dancing competition on your marks get ready

The moon

Wheres all the cheese at...

Conformity

What is the most restrictive social construct

Dogs "

What animal is man's best friend.

Cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here at the table dancing competition on your marks get ready

The moon

Wheres all the cheese at...

Conformity

What is the most restrictive social construct

Dogs

What shits most on fishing bivvy"s

Rubix cubes "

One thing you've never cracked.

Kosovo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better holiday resort than Russia.

Camera

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Laughing on the bus she man in the gaberdeen suit spy I said be careful his bowtie is really a

Jelly fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laughing on the bus she man in the gaberdeen suit spy I said be careful his bowtie is really a

Jelly fish "

The reason Chandler peed on Monica

Mason Jar

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 08/04/23 14:27:08]

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mason Jar"

Where does a free mason keep all his loose change?

Toblerone

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Mason Jar

Where does a free mason keep all his loose change?

Toblerone"

Food item not recommended to masterbate with.

__________

The swimming pool

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Mason Jar

Where does a free mason keep all his loose change?

Toblerone

Food item not recommended to masterbate with.

__________

The swimming pool "

Where heavy petting isn’t allowed?

Bill Nighy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mason Jar

Where does a free mason keep all his loose change?

Toblerone

Food item not recommended to masterbate with.

__________

The swimming pool "

Where was the last place you won a freestyle beatboxing competition.

_________________________________

One minute from now

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

When will you let out that fart you've been holding in?

Leather pants.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What should we all wear in the next forum photo challenge?

£6.57 and a freddo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What should we all wear in the next forum photo challenge?

£6.57 and a freddo "

What's your net worth

______________________

Bright red

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 08/04/23 23:58:05]

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What colour should a bottom be after a good session with a flogger?

Cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What colour should a bottom be after a good session with a flogger?

Cactus"

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve stuck down your pee hole?

Bookcase

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Where's the best place to keep your sex toys and lube?

Origami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a dyslexic calls sexual pleasure

Twat

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

To hit something with a hammer, really really hard.

Tea

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What should you always offer me after sex.

It was there when I last looked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My clitoris?

Eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My clitoris?

Eggs

What did I sit on?

Plants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My clitoris?

Eggs

What I like inside my pussy whilst at work

Ginger bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which man said ‘not my gum drop buttons’?

Fillet mignon

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over a year ago

East London

What's that piece of steak no one can pronounce properly?

Readers Digest

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What should you peruse slowly, after dinner?

Dick

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 09/04/23 14:04:53]

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What Turpin was hung for highway robbery?

apple

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By *hrisukbishareCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tasty desert Spotted.....

Flooded over my shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All boys my milkshake brought to the yard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All boys my milkshake brought to the yard?"

Sorry…and

Tricycle

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Tricycle "

What is the best transport to get you to a threesome?

Armadillo

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Miss heard lyrics

Is this this the way to

Bottle

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

It takes a lot of it to send a message to a forum crush, and is a handy receptacle for your tears when rejected

tip

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

You call that a

Deathduties

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Due to a lack of planning and not understanding his terms of employment, what has prevented Death from taking a holiday?

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Guinness

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What will you have to drink

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is it tidy?

Flip flops

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Shoes you don't wear in winter

Ghosts

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By *.T. OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Shoes you don't wear in winter

Ghosts"

What does the timewater do approximately half an hour before a meet?

Carrot

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

What ever happen to jasper

Polevault

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