FabSwingers.com forum: Bad Friday

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm rebelling.

Maybe I'm alone in this but I always find Easter a bit meh.

I don't like Easter eggs so I can't even gorge on those.

The sky is blue! I did not order blue skies.

It's the start of spring/summer and yeah I know, it's awesome, well actually it's not! Everywhere you go it's BBQ's and lycra clad cycle enthusiasts.

Then there's the memories of last Easter...is it too early for rum?

To top it off my phone sex guy is leaving me for the weekend. (Temporary vacancy is available FYI)

Please can someone wake me when it's September? Preferably with a pumpkin spice latte and a pair of fluffy socks?

Thanks

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'll bring the PSL.

But dont sleep just yet... I need moral support

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Can't do the phone sex thing, I'm terrible at it. But I have a nice cardigan to go with the socks and latte.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring the PSL.

But dont sleep just yet... I need moral support

Oh yes! I need details afterwards

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't do the phone sex thing, I'm terrible at it. But I have a nice cardigan to go with the socks and latte.

I'll take a cardigan. Thanks.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll bring the PSL.

But dont sleep just yet... I need moral support

Oh yes! I need details afterwards

I'll message from A&E with the no doubt hilarious tale of how I poured coffee down my front, fell over a chair and knocked myself out.

I'm just guessing...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

What about hot x buns? They’re the good think about Good Friday? And lovely toasted as well.

Red

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

How about I wake you with a stiff sock I keep at the side of the bed and a glass of blue nun?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm rebelling.

Maybe I'm alone in this but I always find Easter a bit meh.

I don't like Easter eggs so I can't even gorge on those.

The sky is blue! I did not order blue skies.

It's the start of spring/summer and yeah I know, it's awesome, well actually it's not! Everywhere you go it's BBQ's and lycra clad cycle enthusiasts.

Then there's the memories of last Easter...is it too early for rum?

To top it off my phone sex guy is leaving me for the weekend. (Temporary vacancy is available FYI)

Please can someone wake me when it's September? Preferably with a pumpkin spice latte and a pair of fluffy socks?

Thanks

Im quite good at phone sex, but I am a lycra clad bastard

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring the PSL.

But dont sleep just yet... I need moral support

Oh yes! I need details afterwards

I'll message from A&E with the no doubt hilarious tale of how I poured coffee down my front, fell over a chair and knocked myself out.

I'm just guessing...

We should have coffee...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about hot x buns? They’re the good think about Good Friday? And lovely toasted as well.

Red "

I've had 2 already, they are basically just fancy teacakes though are they not?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about I wake you with a stiff sock I keep at the side of the bed and a glass of blue nun?"

Could work.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

je déteste l'été aussi

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"How about I wake you with a stiff sock I keep at the side of the bed and a glass of blue nun?"

I laughed way too loudly at that

Scared the bloody dog

Mrs m

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll bring the PSL.

But dont sleep just yet... I need moral support

Oh yes! I need details afterwards

I'll message from A&E with the no doubt hilarious tale of how I poured coffee down my front, fell over a chair and knocked myself out.

I'm just guessing...

We should have coffee..."

We should

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Please can someone wake me when it's September? "

I'm busy all month, but Green Day can fit you in on October 1st

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"je déteste l'été aussi"

We should start a club.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I haven't bought, ogled at or even sampled any

. I'm not fussed either way.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please can someone wake me when it's September?

I'm busy all month, but Green Day can fit you in on October 1st

See what you did there.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"I'm rebelling.

Maybe I'm alone in this but I always find Easter a bit meh.

I don't like Easter eggs so I can't even gorge on those.

The sky is blue! I did not order blue skies.

It's the start of spring/summer and yeah I know, it's awesome, well actually it's not! Everywhere you go it's BBQ's and lycra clad cycle enthusiasts.

Then there's the memories of last Easter...is it too early for rum?

To top it off my phone sex guy is leaving me for the weekend. (Temporary vacancy is available FYI)

Please can someone wake me when it's September? Preferably with a pumpkin spice latte and a pair of fluffy socks?

Thanks

Ill send green day for you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I have fluffy socks and a PS syrup to add to coffee that I'm happy to share

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Reminds me to get the BBQ out.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have fluffy socks and a PS syrup to add to coffee that I'm happy to share

As it happens, I do quite like those lindt chocolate bunnies aswell....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reminds me to get the BBQ out....."

Go away.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"je déteste l'été aussi

We should start a club."

Meeting place - walk in freezer.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Reminds me to get the BBQ out.....

Go away."

Could have been worse could have got the lycra out as well....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"je déteste l'été aussi

We should start a club.

Meeting place - walk in freezer. "

And no lights.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll happily pull up a deck chair with a bottle rum and join you getting shit faced

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"je déteste l'été aussi

We should start a club.

Meeting place - walk in freezer.

And no lights. "

Ooh dark room. Kinky. I'm in.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll happily pull up a deck chair with a bottle rum and join you getting shit faced "

I knew I could count on you.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/04/23 10:38:56]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily pull up a deck chair with a bottle rum and join you getting shit faced

I knew I could count on you. "

You know I got your back

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"je déteste l'été aussi

We should start a club."

If you hate it you me too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll happily pull up a deck chair with a bottle rum and join you getting shit faced

I knew I could count on you.

You know I got your back

And my front?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"je déteste l'été aussi

We should start a club.

If you hate it you me too

Ah I could never hate you. Unless it's a really hot day then I hate everyone equally.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I can do the phone sex thing, you have my number

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"lycra clad cycle enthusiasts".

Are known as MAMILs - middle aged men in lycra.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I have fluffy socks and a PS syrup to add to coffee that I'm happy to share

As it happens, I do quite like those lindt chocolate bunnies aswell...."

If we break it up you don't even have to think of it as Easter themed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can do the phone sex thing, you have my number

I do yes.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily pull up a deck chair with a bottle rum and join you getting shit faced

I knew I could count on you.

You know I got your back

And my front?"

Gotta start at the front to work my round to the back

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Ooooo I can be the temp

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread