FabSwingers.com forum: There seems to be something missing

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my bed...

Can anyone tell me what it may be?

And has anyone got one I can borrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog to keep you warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pillow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee pot?

I don’t have a spare unfortunately

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

It’s me isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A husband?

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

Chocolate?!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A Bob?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A giant throbbing erection with a man attached.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A Bob?"

Always a Bob.

Bob. Bob is missing?

Bob.

Yep, Bob.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

An overhead mirror?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only acceptable things to have in bed are a pillow/dog/hot man.

I have spare pillows, I'm up now so you can have mine.

I sadly don't have a dog.

I also don't have a man.

Jeez I feel good now.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A dog to keep you warm"

I have 2...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A pillow?"

There seem to be an abundance of those...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A soft sexy vagina with a woman attached.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Coffee pot?

I don’t have a spare unfortunately

Well you're being no use then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. I'll be there shortly lovely.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s me isn’t it

You are indeed missing from my bed.

Do you have a you I can borrow?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

A hot water bottle ?

A cat ?

A big pink dildo ?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"It’s me isn’t it

You are indeed missing from my bed.

Do you have a you I can borrow?

I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A husband?"

Oh dear lord no. Well, I mean there isn't one here... but that was a deliberate choice on my part

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"The only acceptable things to have in bed are a pillow/dog/hot man.

I have spare pillows, I'm up now so you can have mine.

I sadly don't have a dog.

I also don't have a man.

Jeez I feel good now. "

Read that wrongly as a hotdog.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate?!!"

There is in fact no chocolate in my bed.

But I'm OK with that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A Bob?"

He is also missing... but I doubt anyone has a spare of him so for the purpose of this thread... no.

(I shall now cry in the corner)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A giant throbbing erection with a man attached.

How giant?

I mean... I have a space I could use for one

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A Bob?

Always a Bob.

Bob. Bob is missing?

Bob.

Yep, Bob."

Sometimes he has just gone to make coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my bed...

Can anyone tell me what it may be?

And has anyone got one I can borrow?"

I think it’s a sexy woman stroking your hair and whispering horny thoughts into your ear!

whilst her husband makes you a cuppa! ……..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"An overhead mirror? "

If that was *in* my bed I'd be worried.

But dear lord man... I don't have one of those. I don't need to be waking up and seeing... this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dry patch?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only acceptable things to have in bed are a pillow/dog/hot man.

I have spare pillows, I'm up now so you can have mine.

I sadly don't have a dog.

I also don't have a man.

Jeez I feel good now. "

I have 2 dogs... come here and we can share.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A soft sexy vagina with a woman attached.

There isn't one of those here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Me. I'll be there shortly lovely.

Woo hoo!

Yes. You are missing

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A soft sexy vagina with a woman attached.

There isn't one of those here

I have a rough one which isn’t very sexy you can borrow if that’s any good?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A hot water bottle ?

A cat ?

A big pink dildo ?"

Bit warm for a water bottle... that's in the bedside cupboard...

My dogs would object to a cat in the bed...

Um. That's not missing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s me isn’t it

You are indeed missing from my bed.

Do you have a you I can borrow?

I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out "

This is turning into a GOOD Friday...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only acceptable things to have in bed are a pillow/dog/hot man.

I have spare pillows, I'm up now so you can have mine.

I sadly don't have a dog.

I also don't have a man.

Jeez I feel good now.

Read that wrongly as a hotdog.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

We think that we are what is missing from your bed you can be the filling of the sandwich

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"From my bed...

Can anyone tell me what it may be?

And has anyone got one I can borrow?

I think it’s a sexy woman stroking your hair and whispering horny thoughts into your ear!

whilst her husband makes you a cuppa! ……..

This has been missing from my bed for as long as I can remember...

Do you have one I can borrow?

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

"From my bed...

Can anyone tell me what it may be?

And has anyone got one I can borrow?

I think it’s a sexy woman stroking your hair and whispering horny thoughts into your ear!

whilst her husband makes you a cuppa! ……..

This!!!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"A giant throbbing erection with a man attached.

This is the answer.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A dry patch?"

Sadly... bone dry here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A soft sexy vagina with a woman attached.

There isn't one of those here

I have a rough one which isn’t very sexy you can borrow if that’s any good?"

I do have one of those...

But if you bring yours then there will be two, and that's always better than one!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A giant throbbing erection with a woman attached.

Actually, I DO have one of those that you could borrow.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"We think that we are what is missing from your bed you can be the filling of the sandwich

Oooooh...

You are indeed not here... thus missing.

I like this

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"From my bed...

Can anyone tell me what it may be?

And has anyone got one I can borrow?

I think it’s a sexy woman stroking your hair and whispering horny thoughts into your ear!

whilst her husband makes you a cuppa! ……..

This!!!

I'm feeling double teamed here

And I kinda like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a leg? Makes for a wonky wank.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A giant throbbing erection with a man attached.

This is the answer. "

It is definitely something I'm missing...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is it a bag of approximately 203 toys

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A giant throbbing erection with a woman attached.

Actually, I DO have one of those that you could borrow.

See... you're becoming the problem solver now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a bag of approximately 203 toys

I returned it yesterday so it won't be that

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A giant throbbing erection with a man attached.

This is the answer. "

This is always the answer. I could use one myself.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it a leg? Makes for a wonky wank."

I have two... want to bring yours to join me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my bed...

Can anyone tell me what it may be?

And has anyone got one I can borrow?"

Mattress?…..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it a bag of approximately 203 toys

The vibratey ones are all now dead

There are only 127 left

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"A dry patch?

Sadly... bone dry here

She said "bone"!

Uhurr hurr hurr

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it a bag of approximately 203 toys

I returned it yesterday so it won't be that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it a leg? Makes for a wonky wank.

I have two... want to bring yours to join me?"

2 plus 2 equals phwoar!

(Sorry, dad joke

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"From my bed...

Can anyone tell me what it may be?

And has anyone got one I can borrow?

Mattress?…..

Nope... that's here... and it's so very comfortable

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A dry patch?

Sadly... bone dry here

She said "bone"!

Uhurr hurr hurr

I said bone'r' on another thread earlier...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it a leg? Makes for a wonky wank.

I have two... want to bring yours to join me?

2 plus 2 equals phwoar!

(Sorry, dad joke

) "

I'm actually laughing too much at that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Boobies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric blanket??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s me isn’t it

You are indeed missing from my bed.

Do you have a you I can borrow?

I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out

This is turning into a GOOD Friday...

Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A waifu pillow

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

It’s the bed sheet isn’t it, got carried away last night didn’t you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Boobies?

Well... I mean... I have mine...

But there is always room for more boobies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Electric blanket??"

Are you trying to roast me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobies?

YES boobs and books. We'll come Posh!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Is it a bag of approximately 203 toys

The vibratey ones are all now dead

There are only 127 left

How do you cope poor girl

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s me isn’t it

You are indeed missing from my bed.

Do you have a you I can borrow?

I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out

This is turning into a GOOD Friday...

Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery

As long as Kenobi gets here before bedtime...

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"It’s me isn’t it

You are indeed missing from my bed.

Do you have a you I can borrow?

I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out

This is turning into a GOOD Friday...

Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery

I’ll just cut two holes in the bottom and turn up like a cardboard Fred Flintstone

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Big Harold?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric blanket??

Are you trying to roast me?

It’s too expensive these days !! lol x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A waifu pillow

Hang on...

*heads to Google*

Google hasn't helped... I don't think I have one but what is this magical creation?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s the bed sheet isn’t it, got carried away last night didn’t you

Nope... slept like a log...

Because I'd done all my wanking in the daytime

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Boobies?

YES boobs and books. We'll come Posh!

Yes! Come!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you forgot to wear your PJ's?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it a bag of approximately 203 toys

The vibratey ones are all now dead

There are only 127 left

How do you cope poor girl

Well... First I select my weapon... or weapons...

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m on my way

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Boobies?

YES boobs and books. We'll come Posh!

Yes! Come!"

Is it a sleepover?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s me isn’t it

You are indeed missing from my bed.

Do you have a you I can borrow?

I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out

This is turning into a GOOD Friday...

Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery

I’ll just cut two holes in the bottom and turn up like a cardboard Fred Flintstone "

You'd best get on the way!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Big Harold?

LvM"

He does not appear to be in my bed...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Electric blanket??

Are you trying to roast me?

It’s too expensive these days !! lol x"

I was expecting more of a pervert answer...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you forgot to wear your PJ's?"

Oops.

I'll pop them on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric blanket??

Are you trying to roast me?

It’s too expensive these days !! lol x

I was expecting more of a pervert answer...

Sweaty related maybe??

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

Around here

Mattress protector?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m on my way

Yay!!

Yes please. Bring the duck

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Boobies?

YES boobs and books. We'll come Posh!

Yes! Come!

Is it a sleepover?

Hell no.

This is turning into a party

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Electric blanket??

Are you trying to roast me?

It’s too expensive these days !! lol x

I was expecting more of a pervert answer...

Sweaty related maybe??"

Or roasting...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mattress protector?"

That is actually missing...

See above comment about wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric blanket??

Are you trying to roast me?

It’s too expensive these days !! lol x

I was expecting more of a pervert answer...

Sweaty related maybe??

Or roasting...

Quite possibly xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Big Harold?

LvM

He does not appear to be in my bed...

I'm sure if you just ask him nicely...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s me isn’t it

You are indeed missing from my bed.

Do you have a you I can borrow?

I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out

This is turning into a GOOD Friday...

Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery

As long as Kenobi gets here before bedtime...

Guaranteed on time delivery. Can I take over from Kenobi at bedtime?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Electric blanket??

Are you trying to roast me?

It’s too expensive these days !! lol x

I was expecting more of a pervert answer...

Sweaty related maybe??

Or roasting...

Quite possibly xx"

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Sleep

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Big Harold?

LvM

He does not appear to be in my bed...

I'm sure if you just ask him nicely...

LvM"

Um...

I'm sure he is lovely...

But...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s me isn’t it

You are indeed missing from my bed.

Do you have a you I can borrow?

I do have a me you could borrow, I’ll get me boxed up and shipped out

This is turning into a GOOD Friday...

Can I be the delivery driver? We pride ourselves on “in person” delivery

As long as Kenobi gets here before bedtime...

Guaranteed on time delivery. Can I take over from Kenobi at bedtime?

Why take over... why not just join

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sleep "

I did actually do that...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I hope you've got a big bed, Posh, because this is turning into some sort of deluxe sized picnic/orgy/cuddle pile.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hope you've got a big bed, Posh, because this is turning into some sort of deluxe sized picnic/orgy/cuddle pile.

It's 6'6" x 7'3"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you forgot to wear your PJ's?

Oops.

I'll pop them on now"

You can leave them off for me

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I hope you've got a big bed, Posh, because this is turning into some sort of deluxe sized picnic/orgy/cuddle pile.

It's 6'6" x 7'3"..."

... soft as a downy chick?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you forgot to wear your PJ's?

Oops.

I'll pop them on now

You can leave them off for me

Thank goodness. I was getting warm

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hope you've got a big bed, Posh, because this is turning into some sort of deluxe sized picnic/orgy/cuddle pile.

It's 6'6" x 7'3"...

... soft as a downy chick?

Nooooo... firm.

As a... um... firm mattress?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I hope you've got a big bed, Posh, because this is turning into some sort of deluxe sized picnic/orgy/cuddle pile.

It's 6'6" x 7'3"...

... soft as a downy chick?

Nooooo... firm.

As a... um... firm mattress?"

Ohhhh... firm. Very firm. I know what you mean.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?

Or taken a picture of

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hope you've got a big bed, Posh, because this is turning into some sort of deluxe sized picnic/orgy/cuddle pile.

It's 6'6" x 7'3"...

... soft as a downy chick?

Nooooo... firm.

As a... um... firm mattress?

Ohhhh... firm. Very firm. I know what you mean.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?

Or taken a picture of

It is!

You had me invested in them!!

I need the photo

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?

Or taken a picture of

It is!

You had me invested in them!!

I need the photo"

I will get round to it. I'm just so busy procrastinating nowadays ...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?

Or taken a picture of

You bought them?

We need a picture. Stat

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?

Or taken a picture of

You bought them?

We need a picture. Stat

Let's face it I was never not going to

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I'm out

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?

Or taken a picture of

You bought them?

We need a picture. Stat

Let's face it I was never not going to

Ha ha ha ha. We all knew it too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Boobies?

YES boobs and books. We'll come Posh!

Yes! Come!

Is it a sleepover?

Hell no.

This is turning into a party

Boobs and books?

Room for me?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?

Or taken a picture of

It is!

You had me invested in them!!

I need the photo

I will get round to it. I'm just so busy procrastinating nowadays ..."

This is why I don't get invested in things

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm out

You are indeed not in my bed

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Boobies?

YES boobs and books. We'll come Posh!

Yes! Come!

Is it a sleepover?

Hell no.

This is turning into a party

Boobs and books?

Room for me?

J "

Always

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?

Or taken a picture of

It is!

You had me invested in them!!

I need the photo

I will get round to it. I'm just so busy procrastinating nowadays ...

This is why I don't get invested in things

I'm just such a let down

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

Is it toast crumbs?

If so, I’ve just made some I could lend you

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

A marmalade sandwich ?

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

I heard you had a screw loose. Is it a screw?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A lampshade.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it my new suede boots that I still haven't worn?

Or taken a picture of

It is!

You had me invested in them!!

I need the photo

I will get round to it. I'm just so busy procrastinating nowadays ...

This is why I don't get invested in things

I'm just such a let down

I just don't know if it'll ever be the same now...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Is it toast crumbs?

If so, I’ve just made some I could lend you

Awww... that's so sweet. I'll obviously give them back later

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A marmalade sandwich ? "

I actually do not have one of rose either.

I need bread...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A lampshade....."

Actually... I think there could be one in there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Derek the Goldfish.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate?"

Not in the bed. That's... just no.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Derek the Goldfish....."

Derek is in the bath. Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chocolate?

Not in the bed. That's... just no."

I think you are missing a trick

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Chocolate?

Not in the bed. That's... just no.

I think you are missing a trick

I am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s either a morning spooning or doggie is downstairs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s either a morning spooning or doggie is downstairs

Oooh.

A spooning could end up as doggie.

Oh. Wait. That wasn't quite what you meant

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A pickled gherkin...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A pickled gherkin..."

Now you're just being silly...

Food stays in the kitchen!

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"From my bed...

Can anyone tell me what it may be?

And has anyone got one I can borrow?"

Time?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"From my bed...

Can anyone tell me what it may be?

And has anyone got one I can borrow?

Time?"

Dude. That's a bit big for this time on a Friday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s either a morning spooning or doggie is downstairs

Oooh.

A spooning could end up as doggie.

Oh. Wait. That wasn't quite what you meant

Lol have happy Good Friday you and doggie mine is actually awake and fed early so taking him for walk along clacton beach

Enjoy

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Bedbugs?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A small head pillow to rest against when sitting up and reading.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The Easter Beagle

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bedbugs? "

They are thankfully missing...

And I don't wanna borrow any

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A small head pillow to rest against when sitting up and reading."

Is that not what a manly chest is for!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The Easter Beagle "

Oooh... I like the sound of that

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By *hammydavisMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"It’s either a morning spooning or doggie is downstairs

Oooh.

A spooning could end up as doggie.

Oh. Wait. That wasn't quite what you meant

Spooning can lead to forking

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Bedbugs?

They are thankfully missing...

And I don't wanna borrow any

Years ago I moved into somewhere that had them and I can definitely say that nobody wants them

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