FabSwingers.com forum: Best worst compliments

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What others have you heard or had?

Me - at least you’ve got hair.

*I’ve just heard an absolute classic. And the website won’t let me post it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

'I like your jacket, I've heard they're coming back in fashion'

'if you had money you could look good'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hair is growing in all the right places for a man of your age???

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"With a bit more effort you could be really beautiful."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The you look good for your age ones are always awesome.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"The you look good for your age ones are always awesome."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The you look good for your age ones are always awesome."

I get these all the time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The you look good for your age ones are always awesome."

Looking at your pics, I struggle to believe that was said to you

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Wow! How do YOU have so many verifications. Classy I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re alright for a fat bird

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Are they extensions

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I thought you where going to be stupid but your not

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You’re alright for a fat bird

I had something similar to that once. You would be really pretty if you were slimmer

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By *929Man
over a year ago

northumberland

A lad at the gym last year complimented on deltoid development and asked advice and conversation turned to length of time training and age and when I mentioned was only 38 he burst out laughing and just said fucking hell haha, most people assume I’m loads older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what other people are talking about... I think you are ok!

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

My ex one got told 'you've got an Asian nose. If you were I'd fuck you'......

Wasn't aware there was a generic 'Asian' nose

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By *urvyaliciousWoman
over a year ago

Bradford

"You’re alright for a fat bird

I had something similar to that once. You would be really pretty if you were slimmer

I’ve had the same, you’re quite attractive for a fat lass!! And also has you’d be great if it wasn’t for your tattoos!!

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By *ownwithafeatherMan
over a year ago

Watford

Ye divvnt sweat much for a fat lass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You look a lot better in real life”

Umm thanks, I guess…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"“You look a lot better in real life”

Umm thanks, I guess…

I’ve had that one too

Honestly. I just laugh when people spout this crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've done well pulling her

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"“You look a lot better in real life”

Umm thanks, I guess…

I think that's a compliment. I'd much rather look better in real life than photos. I mean that's what people see every day after all. I fear I'm the opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love your cock….I can fit it all the way in unlike my exes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not bad for an auld one

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lost weight, you'd have lots of success on here.

Cheers mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“You look a lot better in real life”

Umm thanks, I guess…

I think that's a compliment. I'd much rather look better in real life than photos. I mean that's what people see every day after all. I fear I'm the opposite

True. I guess I just took it as them saying, Well I didn’t find you all that attractive from your pictures so I’m surprised, type thing

I’m sure you look just as lovely irl as you do in your pictures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you lost weight, you'd have lots of success on here.

Cheers mate!

Korea’s tell me this is made up!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The same guy who said he thought I'd be stupid said I'd turn heads if I was thinner. He was actually a lovely guy and apart from my late oartner was the only person I would of got into a relationship with but we lived along wY from each other and he worked odd shifts so it would never have worked. When I lost all my weight I sent him a photo and he said I was right. That was the best compliment. He also said to me I've net the perfect women she's just like you a bipolar sex manic

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

You remind me of my aunty..she was really good looking when she was younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you lost weight, you'd have lots of success on here.

Cheers mate!

Korea’s tell me this is made up!"

It's not made up. I have no need to lie.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Oh I had one of these tonight *and others similar

"I'd even have fucked you when you were pregnant".... I mean no, you absolutely wouldn't!

Nice they're willing to put themselves out for me though

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"The you look good for your age ones are always awesome.

I get these all the time ! "

Yes me too or you look better than most half your age

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You've got decent pins for a fat bird...

In person

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"You've got decent pins for a fat bird...

In person

Yeah mine was in person too. Nothing to do with fab. I think it was probably my first encounter with negging. Obviously stuck with me though

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

did you bring your orange box short arse?

i replied. let me go get it and i never returned

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You've got decent pins for a fat bird...

In person

Yeah mine was in person too. Nothing to do with fab. I think it was probably my first encounter with negging. Obviously stuck with me though

20 odd years later it still sticks!

Ugh

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

You’re not as fat as you look in your picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called cute is a tough one. I get the sentiment, but a baby is cute. A puppy is cute. No one wants to rip the clothes off a man who's cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything linked with ‘for your age’

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"You've got decent pins for a fat bird...

In person

Yeah mine was in person too. Nothing to do with fab. I think it was probably my first encounter with negging. Obviously stuck with me though

20 odd years later it still sticks!

Ugh"

It does. It was someone I had such a crush on too. 25 years for me. Fuck 'en, fuck' em in the ear.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

You’re very Sean Bean.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

You're mentally beautiful. That's in one of my veris. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you lost weight, you'd have lots of success on here.

Cheers mate!

Korea’s tell me this is made up!"

Korea??? What is my phone taking about!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Being called cute is a tough one. I get the sentiment, but a baby is cute. A puppy is cute. No one wants to rip the clothes off a man who's cute!

I used to get this. I always wanted to be handsome, not vote!

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

‘Oh he’s too nice’

Used to hear that a lot when I was younger. That came to bite many in the arse years later lol

Now they posting ‘where have all the good men gone?’ You turned them into horrible arrogant pricks love

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm not sure anything will ever top "Why is the last guy to get lost up there trying to give me a handjob?"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You’re very Sean Bean."

People say that to you?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

You're cute.

(its' like daggers in my heart)

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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago

Baildon,West Yorkshire

You’ve got curves in all the right places!!

This ignites my fuse,because I have curves EVERYWHERE

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

You're comfy. You'll make someone a good wife one day!

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

If your shave your beard; move closer to me and wear a suit, then I’d fuck you…

So, not really me then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You look slimmer” when you’re trying to gain size hahah

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I actually got told this

"you're not bad for a Jew"

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

If I was slimmer, I would be pretty.

Also I was flexible for a .....

This was a medical "professional".

They ran out of words, when I raised an eyebrow!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

and you look like Gary Delaney

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Anything that ends "for your age".

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

I bet you were really good looking when you were young..

And

We could go out for a drink. It's OK, I like older guys

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By *ubyBlairWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish / Edinburgh

Said to me a few years back:

“I could so easily fall in love with you… if you were just a couple of stone lighter”

Yeah, cheers mate. Think I’ll take a hard pass on that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best was - the sexiest wife on Fab

Worts was - ????

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You’re not bad looking for a fat lad.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your tits real...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Years ago the one and only time I took part in a facepic Friday thread I sent one to the couple who started the thread.

They refused to return the favour but responded to tell me I'd be much hotter if I wasn't Irish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are your tits real..."

They most certainly appear so xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pretty for a big girl.

Haha honestly how they think that's going to get them anywhere is beyond me

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

For an old bird your doing well.

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