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Natural born shaggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all have abilities gifted to us, for some is sporting, intellectual, physical or a voice that would charm the angels from the heavens.

So we're you blessed as a shagger? Is blowing your partners mind as easy as baking a cake or have you been gifted nothing and the best you can hope for is a few minutes of awkward fumbling before they just do the job themselves?

Extra points for comedic similes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m a 10th Dan Grandmaster in the art of Shag-Do

I even have a special blackbelt which I wrap around the base of my mandangle whenever I get down to business

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a 10th Dan Grandmaster in the art of Shag-Do

I even have a special blackbelt which I wrap around the base of my mandangle whenever I get down to business "

I now have images of you in the crane pose from karate kid doing the come here motion to a group of cock hungry ladies.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m a 10th Dan Grandmaster in the art of Shag-Do

I even have a special blackbelt which I wrap around the base of my mandangle whenever I get down to business

I now have images of you in the crane pose from karate kid doing the come here motion to a group of cock hungry ladies. "

Mr Miyagi taught me well in this sacred art; ‘Wank on. Wank off.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a utter disappointment.

Not even sorry though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a utter disappointment.

Not even sorry though."

In a world of yin and yang, one's disappointment is another's fulfilment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel sorry for F the only things I do good is spoil her and be a good cook/baker

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I feel sorry for F the only things I do good is spoil her and be a good cook/baker "

Mate, I'm not even a good cook...F should count her blessings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't make a very good pleasure Dom if I weren't gifted with something that can be brought to the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel sorry for F the only things I do good is spoil her and be a good cook/baker

Mate, I'm not even a good cook...F should count her blessings! "

I'm sure she counts ever blessing as I flail around on top of her like I'm having an asthma attack

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m very enthusiastic if that’s helpful

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think I was born a natural shagger. I'm not saying I'm the best by any neans but I knew how to turn a guy on quite early. I never watched porno films or anything I just did what I thought was right

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"I feel sorry for F the only things I do good is spoil her and be a good cook/baker

Mate, I'm not even a good cook...F should count her blessings!

I'm sure she counts ever blessing as I flail around on top of her like I'm having an asthma attack "

Sounds like you score high for effort, which is all I offer too. God loves a trier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an absolute shit show, can cycle for fifty miles and lift weights, do a physical job etc but as soon as it gets to dinging the donger well it’s all Pete Tonging ….

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I can hold my own... After that I'm lost

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World champion of the 5 finger knuckle shuffle

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I do OK, I think. Though it's quite possible I've only ever drawn to kind people who say nice things about sex with me because they don't want to upset me.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

If one is so inspired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m enthusiastic about it. Surely that’s got to count for something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it happens it’s meteoric. Sadly with about the same frequency…

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I wasn't blessed with the knowledge. I learned it with careful study and now I am a master.

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