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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A lady who has not been named (and you’ll doubtless understand her insistence on anonymity in a moment…) visited a clinic in Honduras, complaining of feeling 'extremely restless, agitated and sweaty'.

She had also been unable to sleep the previous night and said it felt like something 'extremely strange' was in her vagina.

Upon closer examination, the doctor was somewhat shocked to find and remove a cockroach (yes, you read that correctly) from deep inside her(!!!)

Sadly, there was no indication in the news story as to the well being of the presumably somewhat lost insect however.

Anyway; ladies: Be sure to check yourselves

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Immediately superglues flaps together.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My labia will not be parting again.

F

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Don't worry ladies getting my Dr scubs on .happy to check for any critters for you .

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Immediately superglues flaps together.

J"

OP, you might have unknowingly brought an end to Fab. Or even the human race itself, if all the women pull out the super glue...

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

As in cock.....roach

Or is that way to obvious

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Immediately superglues flaps together.

J

OP, you might have unknowingly brought an end to Fab. Or even the human race itself, if all the women pull out the super glue..."

Whoops!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"A lady who has not been named (and you’ll doubtless understand her insistence on anonymity in a moment…) visited a clinic in Honduras, complaining of feeling 'extremely restless, agitated and sweaty'.

She had also been unable to sleep the previous night and said it felt like something 'extremely strange' was in her vagina.

Upon closer examination, the doctor was somewhat shocked to find and remove a cockroach (yes, you read that correctly) from deep inside her(!!!)

Sadly, there was no indication in the news story as to the well being of the presumably somewhat lost insect however.

Anyway; ladies: Be sure to check yourselves "

They do like warm dark places

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment. "

Did you know that a cockroach can actually survive without its head for up to nine days?

Imagine the unfortunate scene of the poor little bugger running around blindly, unable to eat, drink or even think(!) for all that time…

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment. "

Did it lay eggs up there?

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon


"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment.

Did you know that a cockroach can actually survive without its head for up to nine days?

Imagine the unfortunate scene of the poor little bugger running around blindly, unable to eat, drink or even think(!) for all that time… "

Well quite. They also smell ungodly when dead so I sort of hope for everyone's sake it wasn't. I think I'd rather an alive (albeit distressed) cockroach there than one that's festering away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment.

Did it lay eggs up there? "

*crosses legs permanently *

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Jesus!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment.

Did it lay eggs up there? "

FFS. Why did I come back to this thread.

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment.

Did it lay eggs up there? "

And when they hatch will they come out like in the Alien movies

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I love it when you make me expand my brain

Did you know that treatment for BV can be boric Acid which incidentally is in cockroach powder

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk


"Interesting, was it alive? I mean those things can take all sorts of punishment.

Did it lay eggs up there?

And when they hatch will they come out like in the Alien movies "

Was thinking more of the bug in MIB

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Don't get me wrong I hate cockroaches but I feel like this little guy deserves to live. Imagine the stories he'll tell his friends?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Don't get me wrong I hate cockroaches but I feel like this little guy deserves to live. Imagine the stories he'll tell his friends?"

Rights for Vagroaches!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

How in god's name did it get up there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't get me wrong I hate cockroaches but I feel like this little guy deserves to live. Imagine the stories he'll tell his friends?

Rights for Vagroaches! "

Squatters rights!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had worse things up me.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"How in god's name did it get up there? "

I have been wracking my brain with this very question.

I can only assume that the little fella decided on a spot of potholing and whilst out and about, came across a rather curious and challenging looking cavern….

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I've had worse things up me.

"

Four legs? Six legs? Eight legs or two legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had worse things up me.

Four legs? Six legs? Eight legs or two legs? "

One dick

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"How in god's name did it get up there?

I have been wracking my brain with this very question.

I can only assume that the little fella decided on a spot of potholing and whilst out and about, came across a rather curious and challenging looking cavern…. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness

I suddenly feel very lucky that once I only had a spider in my ear.

Nell

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"How in god's name did it get up there? "

I think she was trying to cure her BV.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"How in god's name did it get up there?

I think she was trying to cure her BV."

not recommended

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

This has made me feel quite uuuuuurgh. Poor woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this point going to bed and thinking I might actually be able to sleep is bordering on insanely stupid.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"At this point going to bed and thinking I might actually be able to sleep is bordering on insanely stupid. "

Be sure to thoroughly check under your covers for any pervy, lurking, creepy crawlies and make sure to wear tight fitting, reinforced knickers as an added barrier against these deranged little intruders…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At this point going to bed and thinking I might actually be able to sleep is bordering on insanely stupid. "

Night night sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite - cause there are literally thousands of them

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Well that’s made me twinge and not in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep clicking on this thread, reading it thinking 'eeeewwww' click off it then forget....rinse repeat....'ewwwwwww'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to french plait the pubic hair to act as a zipper

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Time to french plait the pubic hair to act as a zipper "

You could fashion it into a portcullis design. That should keep any of the little buggers from breaching your inner sanctum…

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Damn that was grim

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I wish I hadn't read this thread

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