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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Exceptionally well written profile and maximum effort first message

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Just replying here to remind me to fill it in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a copy and paste job?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

OK.

You got my profile.

Actually you've had my exceptionally well thought out and genius message... but here goes.

FAF?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hi, Faf?

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Way too much effort.

Look, I've got a mediocre profile, I'll send you a '?' so then you can ask me what's the question.

That's enough effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is my maximum effort. I am just as frosty in real life as well. Hard ass bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read it yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told an eye lash flutter emoji is all that's required for all the men to come to me?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Do you want a copy and paste job? "

Is a copy and paste job anything like a blow job?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Hey, wuu2 bbe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmu, bring snacks brah

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

My profile is a mess and I very rarely message first unless it's through a comment on the forums

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yo! Looking good there buddy.

How's about you and me hooking up to give that body some good lovin'??

I don't bite...unless you want me to

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

ahh I’m too lazy for a proper profile and to send messages first.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Yo! Looking good there buddy.

How's about you and me hooking up to give that body some good lovin'??

I don't bite...unless you want me to

Obviously that's with a close up pic of me vag attached.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Yo! Looking good there buddy.

How's about you and me hooking up to give that body some good lovin'??

I don't bite...unless you want me to

Obviously that's with a close up pic of me vag attached. "

To quote Kevin Bloody Wilson............

"Do you fuck on 1st dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Can I feel your tits? or will you show them to me?

Well ya gotta nice head, and you look preety honest! me face will be leaving in 1/4 of an hour! I'd like you to be on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I like your dick. Can my husband sit on it whilst I watch?

Cheers

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Husband wrote our profile years ago. Most of it is still relevant… I think… actually can’t remember what it says

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By *randmrs17Couple
over a year ago

Wigan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As above can’t be arsed

To old anyway

Right where's the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In show me!

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By *ohn8634Man
over a year ago

Stratford London / Newcastle

Definitely in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

He wrote most of it, I tweaked it soooo....

Sup dude!?

T x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

*Inserts dick pic*

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

So like.... most of these would work us men are such simple creatures

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