FabSwingers.com forum: It all adds up to FAF?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ve got the formula for my horn or mojo.

My attraction to their looks - A

How much I like their personality - B

Do I want to meet them - if yes = C

Their attraction to my amazing looks - X

How much they like my personality - Y

Do they want to meet me - if yes = Z

A 1 X 1

B 2 Y 2

C 1 Z 1 If No = 0

(AxB)xC_____

/ (XxY)xZ

I’m not a mathematician……

But if they all add up, I’m super horny for someone and the lust is off the scale.

The fact I’m trying to figure the science out over this shows I’ve lost Joe with it happening naturally …., but I have hope in my maths! I’ve got a GCSE at least.

Who’s got a 10 for FAF tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Woody my poor wee brain can't comprehend maths today!

I do absolutely FAF but sadly I've no plans for one right now.

I hope the numbers work in your favour though

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By *haron StonerTV/TS
over a year ago

Haywards Heath

Back to school with you for some more algebra!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back to school with you for some more algebra! "

Was it Algebra? I thought it was something to do with maths.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I think you're onto something but dividing by zero equals infinity. So if they didn't want to meet you'd be infinitely horny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you're onto something but dividing by zero equals infinity. So if they didn't want to meet you'd be infinitely horny.

So don’t do things by half?!?! Got it!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I think you have to factor Derek the goldfish in to the equation.....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I think you have to factor Derek the goldfish in to the equation....."

That's clearly only for bikeshed fumbles. Entirely different scenario and variables.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you have to factor Derek the goldfish in to the equation....."

Derek the goldfish should be the perfect safe word for someone.

Because nobody gets horny for Derek the goldfish

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.14159?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

More often than not:

Where my profile blurb = å

and my pics = ?

for most people messaging å?

Where ?=å distance (c) is greater than distance prepared to travel (d)

Where dc å?

One case where ?å and d=c chances of coffee

are greater than chances of sex (f).

So in short. I may get a coffee date with a lovely lady who is miles away from me, but I won't be getting The Sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More often than not:

Where my profile blurb = å

and my pics = ?

for most people messaging å?

Where ?=å distance (c) is greater than distance prepared to travel (d)

Where dc å?

One case where ?å and d=c chances of coffee

are greater than chances of sex (f).

So in short. I may get a coffee date with a lovely lady who is miles away from me, but I won't be getting The Sex.

Oh damn. I forgot to factor for distance!!!

This is why I have coffee dates in my own.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

X equals minus b, plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac, all over 2a.

Algebra: enriching my life every single day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't dream of sending a FAF message to someone I was interested in meeting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't dream of sending a FAF message to someone I was interested in meeting "

Try it. You never know….

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I wouldn't dream of sending a FAF message to someone I was interested in meeting

Try it. You never know…."

Gotta be in to win

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Got ya!

So, basically… b0110x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got ya!

So, basically… b0110x"

*applause! That’s clever.

A star student.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm so confused... but I think Sam has it pegged

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I'm so confused... but I think Sam has it pegged"

I’m your fucking x dreams lady!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I'm so confused... but I think Sam has it pegged

I’m your fucking x dreams lady!"

In*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm so confused... but I think Sam has it pegged

I’m your fucking x dreams lady!

In*"

Sure.

But I’m out!!!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

May the odds be ever in your favour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May the odds be ever in your favour!"

This now sounds like The Horny Games!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm so confused. I feel so thick.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My equation is a lot more simple, if I like them, I'd give them 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got the formula for my horn or mojo.

My attraction to their looks - A

How much I like their personality - B

Do I want to meet them - if yes = C

Their attraction to my amazing looks - X

How much they like my personality - Y

Do they want to meet me - if yes = Z

A 1 X 1

B 2 Y 2

C 1 Z 1 If No = 0

(AxB)xC_____

/ (XxY)xZ

I’m not a mathematician……

But if they all add up, I’m super horny for someone and the lust is off the scale.

The fact I’m trying to figure the science out over this shows I’ve lost Joe with it happening naturally …., but I have hope in my maths! I’ve got a GCSE at least.

Who’s got a 10 for FAF tonight?

And you thought my code was bad, I think you just made it look like kindergarten stuff.

Are you OK woody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to keep it simple. 1+1= 2, 2+1= 3, 3+1= gangbang lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"…

And you thought my code was bad, I think you just made it look like kindergarten stuff.

Are you OK woody? "

I didn’t think your code was bad, I said it wasn’t obvious to me which meant it was obviously super hard ….. which brings me to my next point

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"My equation is a lot more simple, if I like them, I'd give them 1. "

Why am I laughing so much at this? It's so bad. So good though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My equation is a lot more simple, if I like them, I'd give them 1.

Why am I laughing so much at this? It's so bad. So good though. "

Where was he when I started to type the first post?…..

dude….

The student becomes the teacher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"…

And you thought my code was bad, I think you just made it look like kindergarten stuff.

Are you OK woody?

I didn’t think your code was bad, I said it wasn’t obvious to me which meant it was obviously super hard ….. which brings me to my next point

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm so confused... but I think Sam has it pegged

I’m your fucking x dreams lady!

In*"

I knew you'd be in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Fanciability You x Attractiveness Me = Horn Factor

You give me the horn so let's take all that out of the equation

Fanciability x Attractiveness = Factor

or for short

FA=F

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The only really important question is this.

How many times does x go into y, if x is your knob and y is their foof.

Surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it woody.

I get it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only really important question is this.

How many times does x go into y, if x is your knob and y is their foof.

Surely?

Simplifying.

top marks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get it woody.

I get it."

Yes.

Yes you would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woody, FAF?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

It’s a simultaneous equation OP.

If your mojo likes their mojo then the answer is FAF.

Pretty simple really

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Are you working in binary?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you working in binary?"

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

That hurt my brain to read but I always FAF

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I like the *idea* of mathematical certainty, but to be honest working it out looks like a FAFF.

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