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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try some of the BDSM Gangbang porn sites. Never fail to get my rocks off with them!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Send me some links

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood "

porn?...on a sunday too. you'll go straight to hell lady

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood

porn?...on a sunday too. you'll go straight to hell lady "

See you there then???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood "

Know what you mean, and one of the worst culprits for 'pre-amble' (emphasis on the amble...) is Ben Dover! It's very often half way through his stuff before anyone gets near getting fucked!

I assume you were looking on xhamster or something similar. There is the kind of porn you want, but you have to learn the signs to spot it - the number one for me being anything over about a 10 minute clip is likely to not be 'edited highlights'!!

Some of the better ones are the compilation vids - very little run up on those in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's

so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood

porn?...on a sunday too. you'll go straight to hell lady

See you there then??? "

Ohhhh no, not me. I'm going where the good gals go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that you get a good selection at eroprofile - short clips, long clips and many different niches as well that you can choose from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So horny when women watch porn. Dunno why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try xtube.com Any variation on sex you could dream of (plus!) and it's free! Winner! Just avoid the xtube sponsors vids and the really short clips. Never need a DVD again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood "

You were looking at the wrong porn then,

there are lots of different type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch via my phone and always fast forward the boring bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try xtube.com Any variation on sex you could dream of (plus!) and it's free! Winner! Just avoid the xtube sponsors vids and the really short clips. Never need a DVD again! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn.

I prefer to do it, rather than watch someone else do it for me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I've been trying to find some porn that I like recently with no luck. I don't like just fucking but I don't like the stupid fake build up either. Are the sites that have been recommended safe in terms of virus and spyware etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any problems with xtube either on my phone or pc. Just now and again another window opens as an advert but easily ditched... enjoy!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood

You were looking at the wrong porn then,

there are lots of different type."

Care to tell me where?? Lol

I only watch it on my phone so I can play in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood

You were looking at the wrong porn then,

there are lots of different type.

Care to tell me where?? Lol

I only watch it on my phone so I can play in bed"

I dont watch porn films anymore, i used to watch clips on Huns Yellow Pages, i looked at it for hours though to find what i liked.

my favourate dvd was the best of fuck and play.

i prefer to just look at pictures now though.

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

You Porn or hamsterx someting for everyone

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Never had any problems with xtube either on my phone or pc. Just now and again another window opens as an advert but easily ditched... enjoy! "

Thank you! And I will believe me

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington


"Never had any problems with xtube either on my phone or pc. Just now and again another window opens as an advert but easily ditched... enjoy!

Thank you! And I will believe me

"

Sorry Xhamster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey Charlie! Just looked on Xtube cos I've not been on there before and there's a guy with a bee fetish his cock is covered in honey....and bees

urm... he wasn't shagging anyone at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood

porn?...on a sunday too. you'll go straight to hell lady

See you there then??? "

I would sooner read it than watch it. The mind is pretty powerful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't watch porn very often but was quite horny this morning after having a sexy dream

Went onto a porn site and started searching for clips......my god they were boring!!!

Maybe I'm a bit crude as in I want them to be fucking straight away but there's so much pre fucking stuff, I'm not talking foreplay, just crap acting and fake scenarios!! By the time they got to having sex I'd lost the mood "

All those replies and not one mention of what your sexy dream was.

FS standards are slipping

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just dont get porn i really dont. I dont watch porn films or read porn books. Have watched them over time when ive been places they have been on. But my head tells me, why would i be sat watching something that i could easily be doing myself.

There is only one thing ive watched that really hit the spot for me and it wasnt a porn film it was a televison drama. Was just how my mind ticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just dont get porn i really dont. I dont watch porn films or read porn books. Have watched them over time when ive been places they have been on. But my head tells me, why would i be sat watching something that i could easily be doing myself.

"

I Grok that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey Charlie! Just looked on Xtube cos I've not been on there before and there's a guy with a bee fetish his cock is covered in honey....and bees

urm... he wasn't shagging anyone at the time"

Like I said, all sorts of variations! Some of it it just plain mad but defo an eye opener into how odd some people's fetishes can be. The more "normal" porn can be pretty hot tho...

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