FabSwingers.com forum: In times of crisis.

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Are you like a duck, looking like you're calm on top of the water and paddling like crazy below.

Or are you all batshit crazy.

I like to think I'm a duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batshit crazy here

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I'm a duck, I internalise everything! Then have a melt down when no one is looking

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'm a duck, I internalise everything! Then have a melt down when no one is looking

Exactly this.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eldest son always says I'm like a Swan.

I don't think I'm anywhere near that grateful in a crisis but I like that he thinks that

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I think it depends on what part of the crisis I'm in so a batshit duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a duck, I internalise everything! Then have a melt down when no one is looking

This, have had to master the art of appearing to be in control so mass panic doesn't break out among the minions

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I aspire to be a swan, all serene and classy, but in reality I am probably more like Beaker from the muppets!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I'm a duck swimming in circles and seem to be getting no where at times everytime I straighten up something whacks me again and it's back to circles again the last year. But hopefully there's land close by and I'll be able to waddle up on that and relax for a while.

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By *laytime78Man
over a year ago

Oldham

I'm a duck... i'm also dyslexic!

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"I aspire to be a swan, all serene and classy, but in reality I am probably more like Beaker from the muppets!"

All i can see is Statler and Waldorf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remain calm and unruffled. Mostly because I haven't actually realised there is a crisis going on.....

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By *laytime78Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"I remain calm and unruffled. Mostly because I haven't actually realised there is a crisis going on....."

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Oh, actually, in an emergency situation, I am calm, its only afterwards I start shaking

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Oh, actually, in an emergency situation, I am calm, its only afterwards I start shaking "

I handle emergencies in the same way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So basically what we’re saying is I’m the only full on batshit fucker here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So basically what we’re saying is I’m the only full on batshit fucker here

Did you visit a cave in China a few years ago by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So basically what we’re saying is I’m the only full on batshit fucker here

Did you visit a cave in China a few years ago by any chance?

Nope

that definitely wasn’t me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am duck...calm exterior, wtf internally...knowing I cannot lose my shit because people look to me to lead

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"So basically what we’re saying is I’m the only full on batshit fucker here

Erm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So basically what we’re saying is I’m the only full on batshit fucker here

Erm

It’s okay, I’ll own that

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"I'm a duck, I internalise everything! Then have a melt down when no one is looking

This is me too! Put on a brave face in front of others. Hope to seem in control, but probably not as effectively as I think x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Definitely a duck x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

In a real crisis... like life or death... duck all the way.

The rest of the time... bat.

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Quack quack.

Frantically trying to stay afloat!

And still bat shit crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One person's crisis is another person's challenge..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could just go some crispy duck though. I do have swans passing by frequently...

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

A duck.

On meth.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Batshit brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duck.

On meth."

Going crazy and cleaning the house for hours

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

I usually feel like the proverbial bat with diarrhea, but I’m told I appear calm and professional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have always functioned well in a crisis and done some critical roles, and been in situations that have blown peoples heads up, metaphorically speaking. I just seem to go into a zen like state and work through the problem. Perhaps I'm just in denial.......This can't be f^$king happening!!..

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I thrive in a crisis and under pressure so I'd say I'm more of a Goose. Gobby and always ready to jump into the action

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm the fat duck that doesn't ever go in the water and instead just lies at the side of the lake watching the other ducks going round in circles and occasionally waddles around hassling everyone for bread.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I'm definitely a duck, crisis means I focus and get shiy done. But there's the inevitable burn out once the crisis has run it's course.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm calm to the point that people wonder if I'm dead on the inside...

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I'm calm to the point that people wonder if I'm dead on the inside..."

I've been described as cold by the majority of my family. But funnily enough it's me who they turn to when there's a crisis though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thrive in a crisis and under pressure so I'd say I'm more of a Goose. Gobby and always ready to jump into the action

I thrive but I just go quiet and, so I'm told by colleagues, quite scary. I think it's because I'm normally quite laid back when nothing's happening..it's a big change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends what the crisis is. ( I’m in one right now, and I’m aware of it, my head is above water).

Others, when there’s crisis’ around me, I’m rather good at dealing with stuff.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I've dealt with several serious first aid emergencies this year and I was a duck. I'm proud of that.

When it comes to my own crises I'm still ducklike with occasional batshit moments. (bat)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm calm to the point that people wonder if I'm dead on the inside...

I've been described as cold by the majority of my family. But funnily enough it's me who they turn to when there's a crisis though "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a duck! I’m extremely calm in times of crisis, but probably because I’ve dealt with that many I don’t even bat an eyelid now!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ducks. Chilled, easy going. Having fun and enjoying life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batshit crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batshit crazy

Sit with me in the crazy corner

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm generally calm and work well in a crisis ..

God knows I've had enough practice

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Are you like a duck, looking like you're calm on top of the water and paddling like crazy below.

Or are you all batshit crazy.

I like to think I'm a duck."
im a Duck thats asleep,, no paddling like crazy,, or more like the Cadburys bunny,, chill,

First tip i got when training as a chef,, the more people that fill the restaurant the slower we go,, no mistakes, they will wait at least 20 minutes,didnt make sense when hearing it for the first time, but a sendback sends the whole crew into meltdown and the night becomes hell,

Looosing ones shite in a crisis adds up to more of a mess,, calm and steady is the way to go.

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