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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

Would you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick

Sit on a dick and eat a cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on a dick and eat a cake

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"Sit on a dick and eat a cake

Me too, what cake are we having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit on a dick and eat a cake

Me too, what cake are we having?

Chocolate fudge

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"Sit on a dick and eat a cake

Me too, what cake are we having?

Chocolate fudge

Hot with ice-cream i hope

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

Either way my mouth is getting stuffed…?!

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"Either way my mouth is getting stuffed…?!"

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By *traighttothepoint20Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Never sitting on a cock so I guess the other one

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"Never sitting on a cock so I guess the other one

Make sure your cake isn't hot chocolate fudge!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I couldn’t be bi/gay even if I wanted to, my gag reflex is shockingly poor.

So it’s sit on a dick eating cake, but only if the cream in extra thick pouring cream and not infact man made.

The mr

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"I couldn’t be bi/gay even if I wanted to, my gag reflex is shockingly poor.

So it’s sit on a dick eating cake, but only if the cream in extra thick pouring cream and not infact man made.

The mr "

Duely noted sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn’t be bi/gay even if I wanted to, my gag reflex is shockingly poor.

So it’s sit on a dick eating cake, but only if the cream in extra thick pouring cream and not infact man made.

The mr "

That was a little too thought out, covered all the based

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

I'd go for sit on a cake and eat a chocolate éclair.

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"I'd go for sit on a cake and eat a chocolate éclair. "

Now that's having your cake.... and eating it!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I couldn’t be bi/gay even if I wanted to, my gag reflex is shockingly poor.

So it’s sit on a dick eating cake, but only if the cream in extra thick pouring cream and not infact man made.

The mr

That was a little too thought out, covered all the based

I always like to let people know where they stand. Saves confusion and disappointment

The mr

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

What if you don’t like either?

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Ahhhh that literally is the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for watching all of these, just to take notes and stuff.

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"What if you don’t like either? "

Any good with a camera?

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me."

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"What if you don’t like either?

Any good with a camera?

Actually,yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another bisexual man who doesn't know the meaning of the word straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place near me that sells dick and vag waffles so I’ll have one of each and sit on a cake for a lovely lady to tounge me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis. "

You're gonna sit on yourself?

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"Place near me that sells dick and vag waffles so I’ll have one of each and sit on a cake for a lovely lady to tounge me down. "

This is a game changer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

*Opens popcorn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Opens popcorn*"

Which flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

Ouch. And to think I was going to share my cake with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I not eat cock and then have cake for dessert?

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"Can I not eat cock and then have cake for dessert?"

But you'll be full from all the custard creams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

Ouch. And to think I was going to share my cake with you

What cake is it though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

*Opens popcorn*"

He loves me really, he's just in denial.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Sit on a dick and eat cake

Cake stuck inside places like that would be hideous to clean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

Ouch. And to think I was going to share my cake with you

What cake is it though?

Red velvet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I not eat cock and then have cake for dessert?

But you'll be full from all the custard creams!"

Trust me, I won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

*Opens popcorn*

He loves me really, he's just in denial."

I tolerate you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Opens popcorn*

Which flavour?"

Sweet and salted mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

*Opens popcorn*

He loves me really, he's just in denial.

I tolerate you."

Ufft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

*Opens popcorn*

He loves me really, he's just in denial.

I tolerate you."

See. Denial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

*Opens popcorn*

He loves me really, he's just in denial.

I tolerate you.

See. Denial

You’re like a slider on the toilet bowl that won’t wash away.

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By *ightnow500Man
over a year ago

Falmouth

Anyone wanna sit on me and eat cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

*Opens popcorn*

He loves me really, he's just in denial.

I tolerate you.

See. Denial

You’re like a slider on the toilet bowl that won’t wash away."

Not actually the first time I've been described that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just do the bumming and eat cake? It’s not gay if you’re the giver… At least what prison movies tell me.

Checks rulebook... afraid not, to participate you must chose 1 (camera man position already under offer!)

I’ll sit on a dick but only if he’s got a micropenis.

You're gonna sit on yourself?

*Opens popcorn*

He loves me really, he's just in denial.

I tolerate you.

See. Denial

You’re like a slider on the toilet bowl that won’t wash away.

Not actually the first time I've been described that way.

That doesn’t surprise me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like cake …. Or dick. This question is really not for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants cake.

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"I don’t like cake …. Or dick. This question is really not for me. "

I dont suppose you bake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like cake …. Or dick. This question is really not for me.

I dont suppose you bake?

I actually can

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By *laytime78 OP Man
over a year ago

Oldham

"I don’t like cake …. Or dick. This question is really not for me.

I dont suppose you bake?

I actually can

Perfect, we have the making of a cake based gangbang, with personalised souveniers available as you leave

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t like cake …. Or dick. This question is really not for me. "

I don’t like cake but I like dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I propose an iterative problem: you must sit in one first and then swap: do you want a dick or a cake you just sat on in your mouth?

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