FabSwingers.com forum: Predicted them getting together!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you or have you looked at people s d thought ‘they’d be good together!’ ?

Or when you’ve seen 2 people get together you think ‘Damn, that makes sense but I didn’t see it coming?’

On fab, or real life?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh hell yes.

My friends in the Devon part of my life rely on it... I've predicted all of their pairings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

Go on then

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

I was gonna say the same thing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can't tell who is definitely fucking. But it's very clear who is talking away from here. And will probably be fucking soon.

And together together? Not just fucking.

On here. No. Well some people. In real life? Not at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think this is a game op! Only joking DM who you think I vibe with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh hell yes.

My friends in the Devon part of my life rely on it... I've predicted all of their pairings."

Do you have crystal balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

I was gonna say the same thing

I think it's catching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't pay enough attention on the forums to be able to tell.

As long as they are having fun that's all that counts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't tell who is definitely fucking. But it's very clear who is talking away from here. And will probably be fucking soon.

And together together? Not just fucking.

On here. No. Well some people. In real life? Not at all.

I don’t think I people watch

I’m always suprised.

I remember a sttory from

Years ago with a prediction and it came true. I was shocked because I don’t see it coming.

Done people just know, I think that’s cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

See if I was guy I'd have replied with "me

But I'm not, I don't have a penis alright!!?

But I don't think you're doing anyone off the forums at least.

Not yet anyway....

I'm really not a guy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

I was gonna say the same thing

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

I was gonna say the same thing

I think it's catching! "

Interesting to see the results

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

I was gonna say the same thing

You can test me too, I’ve be very surprised if you knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

Go on then "

Oh you've got all the hot women you dawwwwggggg. (Did I spell that right?)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got a couple of friends together who I thought would be well suited. 25 years later and 2 grown up daughters their one of the most loved up couples I know. Also on another website I got a couple together I know they where together at least 3 years but lost touch so don't know if they are still together

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

I was gonna say the same thing

Now it’s public it has to be done, there’s evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

See if I was guy I'd have replied with "me

But I'm not, I don't have a penis alright!!?

But I don't think you're doing anyone off the forums at least.

Not yet anyway....

I'm really not a guy..."

Haha.

You are actually not right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

See if I was guy I'd have replied with "me

But I'm not, I don't have a penis alright!!?

But I don't think you're doing anyone off the forums at least.

Not yet anyway....

I'm really not a guy...

Haha.

You are actually not right!

Well fuck me.

Right I'm off to investigate. Back in 5.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

Go on then

Oh you've got all the hot women you dawwwwggggg. (Did I spell that right?)

Totally wrong

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Nope, I can’t sort out my own love life never mind anyone else’s

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

If someone could let me know who I'm doing next, that would be great!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I can't tell who is definitely fucking. But it's very clear who is talking away from here. And will probably be fucking soon.

And together together? Not just fucking.

On here. No. Well some people. In real life? Not at all.

I don’t think I people watch

I’m always suprised.

I remember a sttory from

Years ago with a prediction and it came true. I was shocked because I don’t see it coming.

Done people just know, I think that’s cool. "

It's not even people watching as such. It's just reading the forums. I think some people are naturally more observant than others.

I've been spending a lot less time on the forums recently.

But I can read. Quite well.

It is cool your prediction came true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m usually always surprised unless it blatantly obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

Go on then

Oh you've got all the hot women you dawwwwggggg. (Did I spell that right?)

Totally wrong "

Your ruining my rep here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, I can’t sort out my own love life never mind anyone else’s

I can’t even sort out my underwear drawer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

Go on then

Oh you've got all the hot women you dawwwwggggg. (Did I spell that right?)

Totally wrong

Your ruining my rep here. "

What rep?

Or are you hoping to get one from this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

So who am I doing then?

I'm just going to test you out and see if you're right

See if I was guy I'd have replied with "me

But I'm not, I don't have a penis alright!!?

But I don't think you're doing anyone off the forums at least.

Not yet anyway....

I'm really not a guy...

Haha.

You are actually not right!

Well fuck me.

Right I'm off to investigate. Back in 5."

Brilliant.

That'll keep you busy

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

In real life yes.

On fab no. Too any people flirt with everyone to know whether they are actually fucking or just forum LPP over each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

Go on then

Oh you've got all the hot women you dawwwwggggg. (Did I spell that right?)

Totally wrong

Your ruining my rep here.

What rep?

Or are you hoping to get one from this? "

Harsh dude

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What makes me laugh on the forums Is when people think they are being descret but actually follow each other around the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely shit at it and almost always surprised. On Fab, it's a weird one because you don't know what's harmless flirting or genuine flirting. Ok, I don't know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

Go on then

Oh you've got all the hot women you dawwwwggggg. (Did I spell that right?)

Totally wrong

Your ruining my rep here.

What rep?

Or are you hoping to get one from this? "

Don’t we all want a happy ever after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes me laugh on the forums Is when people think they are being descret but actually follow each other around the forums"

I totally do this with guys I like and I don't even try and hide it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

Go on then

Oh you've got all the hot women you dawwwwggggg. (Did I spell that right?)

Totally wrong

Your ruining my rep here.

What rep?

Or are you hoping to get one from this?

Harsh dude

Sorry

I'll bugger off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What makes me laugh on the forums Is when people think they are being descret but actually follow each other around the forums

I totally do this with guys I like and I don't even try and hide it.

Fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a total people watcher.

I reckon I could tell on here whose doing who secretly. I obviously won't don't worry!

Go on then

Oh you've got all the hot women you dawwwwggggg. (Did I spell that right?)

Totally wrong

Your ruining my rep here.

What rep?

Or are you hoping to get one from this?

Don’t we all want a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"….

On fab no. Too any people flirt with everyone to know whether they are actually fucking or just forum LPP over each other"

It’s like red herrings!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is LPP?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What is LPP?"

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"What is LPP?

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

It’s what dogs do

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"What is LPP?

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

Lamppost pissing.

It's when Person A has the hots for Person B so comments on everything they do and pees over their territory so others know not to cock their leg at it and cover it in squirt/pee.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Is it like PDA?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What is LPP?

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

Lamppost pissing.

It's when Person A has the hots for Person B so comments on everything they do and pees over their territory so others know not to cock their leg at it and cover it in squirt/pee."

Ah. I thought this was a sharing sort of place. Silly me.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What is LPP?"

Lampost Pissing I assume lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Lamppost pissing.

Ohhh …

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Google and even Urban Dictionary told me it was Likes Per Post. Fuck you Google.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh hell yes.

My friends in the Devon part of my life rely on it... I've predicted all of their pairings.

Do you have crystal balls? "

I do. I made them from the balls of my past lovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is LPP?

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

Lamppost pissing.

It's when Person A has the hots for Person B so comments on everything they do and pees over their territory so others know not to cock their leg at it and cover it in squirt/pee.

Ah. I thought this was a sharing sort of place. Silly me.

You know what dogs are like with lampposts, they’ll pee on it straight after the last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know enough real life people to start pairing them all off

I used to be good at noticing the sparks bètween the forum folk, but now I dont see it as much, unless its me and whoever, thats easy

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"What is LPP?

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

Lamppost pissing.

It's when Person A has the hots for Person B so comments on everything they do and pees over their territory so others know not to cock their leg at it and cover it in squirt/pee."

Surely not…. ?!? My ignorance is saviour at times..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before we met people were joking about us getting married. Knew each other on here 10 years. Met Jan last year now married. (I puddleduck) swore was never getting married so sometimes does haplen. We both happy with our circumstances. So who knows what's round the corner ??

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What is LPP?

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

Lamppost pissing.

It's when Person A has the hots for Person B so comments on everything they do and pees over their territory so others know not to cock their leg at it and cover it in squirt/pee.

Ah. I thought this was a sharing sort of place. Silly me.

You know what dogs are like with lampposts, they’ll pee on it straight after the last one

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd like to say...

I pee on everyone. Can't help it. Weak bladder

Plus flirting is fun and if there are only certain people you know you can get away with it with without it being weird... you do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is LPP?

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

Lamppost pissing.

It's when Person A has the hots for Person B so comments on everything they do and pees over their territory so others know not to cock their leg at it and cover it in squirt/pee."

Guilty your honour.

Though every guy I piss on (so to speak) fucks off.

Ahhhh who do I want rid of next

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'd like to say...

I pee on everyone. Can't help it. Weak bladder

Plus flirting is fun and if there are only certain people you know you can get away with it with without it being weird... you do it.

We've only just met and we're already on snogging terms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes you end up being taken by surprise that someone quite likes you back and it would be rude not to enjoy that.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"In real life yes.

On fab no. Too any people flirt with everyone to know whether they are actually fucking or just forum LPP over each other"

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I agree.

And it's the LPP that's quite often so blatant and brazen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont know enough real life people to start pairing them all off

I used to be good at noticing the sparks bètween the forum folk, but now I dont see it as much, unless its me and whoever, thats easy

What you tryna do that with tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes me laugh on the forums Is when people think they are being descret but actually follow each other around the forums"

How do you do discreet posting on an open forum?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Sometimes you end up being taken by surprise that someone quite likes you back and it would be rude not to enjoy that.

Absolutely

And also I'm now singing LPP to the tune of OPP by Naughty by Nature.

"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes me laugh on the forums Is when people think they are being descret but actually follow each other around the forums

How do you do discreet posting on an open forum?"

You put brackets around your post so only one person can see (like this)

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I flirt with so many people & post on so many threads

There are a few people I do tend to reply to. It’s not LPP I just like them

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Sometimes you end up being taken by surprise that someone quite likes you back and it would be rude not to enjoy that.

That's a really cute way of looking at it Wyld. So cute it's going to get one of these.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"How do you do discreet posting on an open forum?

You put brackets around your post so only one person can see (like this)

(Thanks Chicken

FAF?)

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"What is LPP?

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

Lamppost pissing.

It's when Person A has the hots for Person B so comments on everything they do and pees over their territory so others know not to cock their leg at it and cover it in squirt/pee."

I don’t want to be pissed on

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'd like to say...

I pee on everyone. Can't help it. Weak bladder

Plus flirting is fun and if there are only certain people you know you can get away with it with without it being weird... you do it.

We've only just met and we're already on snogging terms.

Yeah baby

Pee everywhere

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"And also I'm now singing LPP to the tune of OPP by Naughty by Nature.

"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me"

That wasn’t just you.

Just so you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you do discreet posting on an open forum?

You put brackets around your post so only one person can see (like this)

(Thanks Chicken

FAF?)

(I’ll meet you behind the bike sheds, don’t tell the others

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And also I'm now singing LPP to the tune of OPP by Naughty by Nature.

"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me"

That wasn’t just you.

Just so you know."

I would say me too. But then am I fucking both of you?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I flirt with so many people & post on so many threads

There are a few people I do tend to reply to. It’s not LPP I just like them

Same for me

T x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What is LPP?

I was wondering this. Do I dare Google?

Lamppost pissing.

It's when Person A has the hots for Person B so comments on everything they do and pees over their territory so others know not to cock their leg at it and cover it in squirt/pee.

I don’t want to be pissed on

It’s better to be pissed on than pissed off

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"And also I'm now singing LPP to the tune of OPP by Naughty by Nature.

"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me"

That wasn’t just you.

Just so you know.

I would say me too. But then am I fucking both of you?

Not yet

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There's only one person fab forums would know I had been intimate with and they are no longer a regular

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I like to act surprised in real life as it’s lovely to be happy for someone when it’s their new news - Even if I had guessed beforehand.

On fab - who knows. I for one flirt with everyone. Some are my friends and some aren’t. That’s really between me and them

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels.."

Porn star and professional wanker...perfect match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp post pissing is great fun!

The more you do it, the less people can keep up with who you have met,who you are yet to fuck or who you've been fucking for a long time and no one yet knows anything about it.....

Lamp post pissing is the way forward, makes for great entertainment.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Lamp post pissing is great fun!

The more you do it, the less people can keep up with who you have met,who you are yet to fuck or who you've been fucking for a long time and no one yet knows anything about it.....

Lamp post pissing is the way forward, makes for great entertainment.

LPP forever

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I have fucked every single woman on fab, except one. Just one. She knows who she is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have fucked every single woman on fab, except one. Just one. She knows who she is."

Just pissing on my next lamppost

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I really don't care about it tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have fucked every single woman on fab, except one. Just one. She knows who she is.

Just pissing on my next lamppost

Make sure you aim properly and don't leave a puddle on the floor

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I have fucked every single woman on fab, except one. Just one. She knows who she is."

She does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have fucked every single woman on fab, except one. Just one. She knows who she is.

Just pissing on my next lamppost

Make sure you aim properly and don't leave a puddle on the floor

I carry a mop for such eventualities

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Sometimes you end up being taken by surprise that someone quite likes you back and it would be rude not to enjoy that.

Sometimes I just want everyone to know that I’m snogging such a hottie.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"And also I'm now singing LPP to the tune of OPP by Naughty by Nature.

"You down with LPP? Yeah, you know me"

That wasn’t just you.

Just so you know.

I would say me too. But then am I fucking both of you?

Not yet

Flirt

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m still earwormed.

“Who’s down with OPP? Every last lady!”

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just wee’d on Misty…..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm just here to piss on lampposts and mark my territory

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just LPPee’d on Misty….."

FTFY

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just wee’d on Misty….."

Grass

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just wee’d on Misty….."

Julie mist

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just wee’d on Misty…..

Grass

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just LPPee’d on Misty…..

FTFY "

Fine by me

But is LPP really P?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here to piss on lampposts and mark my territory "

I’ve spent four minutes trying to think of a way of saying ‘me next’ that doesn’t end up with me being pissed on

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I’m still earwormed.

“Who’s down with OPP? Every last lady!”"

GIT! I’d just got rid of that

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm just here to piss on lampposts and mark my territory

I’ve spent four minutes trying to think of a way of saying ‘me next’ that doesn’t end up with me being pissed on

I'll just dribble a little bit on your small toe, you won't even know it's happened

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just LPPee’d on Misty…..

FTFY

Fine by me

But is LPP really P?

Don’t fucking start that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just here to piss on lampposts and mark my territory

I’ve spent four minutes trying to think of a way of saying ‘me next’ that doesn’t end up with me being pissed on

I'll just dribble a little bit on your small toe, you won't even know it's happened

Okay bring baby wipes

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just LPPee’d on Misty…..

FTFY

Fine by me

But is LPP really P?

Don’t fucking start that

Too late

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just LPPee’d on Misty…..

FTFY

Fine by me

But is LPP really P?

Don’t fucking start that

Too late

I’m going to smack your ass for that one GF

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm just here to piss on lampposts and mark my territory

I’ve spent four minutes trying to think of a way of saying ‘me next’ that doesn’t end up with me being pissed on

I'll just dribble a little bit on your small toe, you won't even know it's happened

Okay bring baby wipes

Always prepared me

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just LPPee’d on Misty…..

FTFY

Fine by me

But is LPP really P?

Don’t fucking start that

Too late

I’m going to smack your ass for that one GF

I’m smacking back

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just LPPee’d on Misty…..

FTFY

Fine by me

But is LPP really P?

Don’t fucking start that

Too late

I’m going to smack your ass for that one GF

I’m smacking back

Good

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just LPPee’d on Misty…..

FTFY

Fine by me

But is LPP really P?

Don’t fucking start that

Too late

I’m going to smack your ass for that one GF

I’m smacking back

Good

Urggghh get a room

And let me know the number

T x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Not yet

Flirt

Squirt

Urgh, Miiiisssss, Julie just LPPee’d on Misty…..

FTFY

Fine by me

But is LPP really P?

Don’t fucking start that

Too late

I’m going to smack your ass for that one GF

I’m smacking back

Good

Urggghh get a room

And let me know the number

T x"

Sorry. I was a little tied up. It’s room 69. Obviously

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