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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Ryan lookalike, and funny? Hate him already.

Have fun!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm really happy and delighted for you, Raven. I hope it all goes swimmingly and you finally reach your Shangri-la.

Regrettably we never did get to share our moreish wintry shepherds pie.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

See if he has a twin for the rest of us....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

This gives me hope that I may yet be messaged by Henry Cavill saying those immortally romantic words, "Hey, i like ur pics u wanna meet n i fuk u hard". Swoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

Make sure you reverse image search the pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered who my husband was messaging earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ryan lookalike, and funny? Hate him already.

Have fun!"

I'm sure I will too in time. But you know, for now there is hope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really happy and delighted for you, Raven. I hope it all goes swimmingly and you finally reach your Shangri-la.

Regrettably we never did get to share our moreish wintry shepherds pie.

Someone say food? In.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

Are we talking Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds or Deadpool Ryan Reynolds. I could do that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See if he has a twin for the rest of us....

If he has a twin I'm having them both.

Not even sorry.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

...but what's the mileage in between?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This gives me hope that I may yet be messaged by Henry Cavill saying those immortally romantic words, "Hey, i like ur pics u wanna meet n i fuk u hard". Swoon."

This does seem a Henry Cavill type thing to say.

(I actually couldn't pick HC out of a line up, is he hot?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just sulking now

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Ryan lookalike, and funny? Hate him already.

Have fun!

I'm sure I will too in time. But you know, for now there is hope. "

Chuffed for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wondered who my husband was messaging earlier

So, about that threesome....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

...but what's the mileage in between?!

Oh shit, I've not read his profile! Back in a sec.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair enough…..

blocked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just sulking now

I'll send pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wondered who my husband was messaging earlier

So, about that threesome....

I'm packing already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fair enough…..

blocked. "

This seems fair.

I'll just message you on WhatsApp ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

Are we talking Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds or Deadpool Ryan Reynolds. I could do that..."

Ryan Reynolds if you squint Ryan Reynolds.

Position for Deadpool Ryan Reynolds is still available.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh my... this is exciting!

I need details woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

Are we talking Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds or Deadpool Ryan Reynolds. I could do that...

Ryan Reynolds if you squint Ryan Reynolds.

Position for Deadpool Ryan Reynolds is still available. "

Squeezing into the spandex as we speak. Watch out for the sword..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

Are we talking Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds or Deadpool Ryan Reynolds. I could do that...

Ryan Reynolds if you squint Ryan Reynolds.

Position for Deadpool Ryan Reynolds is still available.

Squeezing into the spandex as we speak. Watch out for the sword..

You know that scene before he goes full Deadpool, with his hot gf, yeah you know the one...that's a deal breaker I'm afraid.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Oh my... this is exciting!

I need details woman!"

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Do not, I repeat, do not tell this person anything. This saucy cow steals desirable men from other unsuspecting women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fair enough…..

blocked.

This seems fair.

I'll just message you on WhatsApp ok?

Security?!?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're hilarious. Please dont change.

There's part of me that wants you to not get Ryan Reynolds purely for the entertainment factor.

You can slap me for that. You have my full consent.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm really happy and delighted for you, Raven. I hope it all goes swimmingly and you finally reach your Shangri-la.

Regrettably we never did get to share our moreish wintry shepherds pie.

Someone say food? In. "

•

There would have been Rum Baba too. Oh well, life's regrets run deep like the Grand Canyon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my... this is exciting!

I need details woman!

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Do not, I repeat, do not tell this person anything. This saucy cow steals desirable men from other unsuspecting women.

She'd share with me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're hilarious. Please dont change.

There's part of me that wants you to not get Ryan Reynolds purely for the entertainment factor.

You can slap me for that. You have my full consent.

You know, just for this I'm now gonna fuck his brains out. Dam you.

Catch my follow up thread in 3-5 days of "Ryan is a total bastard"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really happy and delighted for you, Raven. I hope it all goes swimmingly and you finally reach your Shangri-la.

Regrettably we never did get to share our moreish wintry shepherds pie.

Someone say food? In.

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There would have been Rum Baba too. Oh well, life's regrets run deep like the Grand Canyon."

Other things also resemble gaping canyons you know.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

I don’t remember messaging you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

I don’t remember messaging you?

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

Wtaf, there goes a tit raising the standard for the rest of us males

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

Wtaf, there goes a tit raising the standard for the rest of us males "

Don't you worry, I will severely reprimand him for you.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

He doesn't come from Wrexham does he .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

Wtaf, there goes a tit raising the standard for the rest of us males

Don't you worry, I will severely reprimand him for you.

Plz do, I look forward to hearing about it on the follow up thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'll be back in a few hours, crying into her tankard of shandy and muttering about bastard men who photoshop their pictures to get their wicked way with naive, short sighted women. You mark my words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

He doesn't come from Wrexham does he ."

Steady on, I can't have everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She'll be back in a few hours, crying into her tankard of shandy and muttering about bastard men who photoshop their pictures to get their wicked way with naive, short sighted women. You mark my words.

Shandy?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

That’s all you have been wanting, good for you Raven. Now go bed him already

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... is short sighted the answer though?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

He doesn't come from Wrexham does he .

Steady on, I can't have everything. "

Neither can he apparently, Wrexham are losing him £3,000,000 a year since he bought the club.

He may be wanting to touch you up in more ways than one!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh my... this is exciting!

I need details woman!

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Do not, I repeat, do not tell this person anything. This saucy cow steals desirable men from other unsuspecting women.

She'd share with me

Absolutely she would

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

... is short sighted the answer though?!

So we have to stop wearing glasses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... is short sighted the answer though?!

So we have to stop wearing glasses?

Sniggering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

That’s all you have been wanting, good for you Raven. Now go bed him already

Well I wouldn't say all, variety is the spice of life ya know.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"A message with a face pic, and if I squint a little he actually looks like Ryan Reynolds!

And he's funny!

I'm done.

See ya!

That’s all you have been wanting, good for you Raven. Now go bed him already

Well I wouldn't say all, variety is the spice of life ya know.

I will be patiently waiting

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Be careful, the last time I squinted a bit of poo fell out.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Dreams can come true....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my... this is exciting!

I need details woman!

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Do not, I repeat, do not tell this person anything. This saucy cow steals desirable men from other unsuspecting women.

Not a problem. I am undesirable and don’t belong to anyone!..

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Be careful, the last time I squinted a bit of poo fell out.

I'd see someone about that

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My tinder profile description right there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be careful, the last time I squinted a bit of poo fell out.

Where were you squinting?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My tinder profile description right there"

Write it and they will come.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"Be careful, the last time I squinted a bit of poo fell out.

Where were you squinting?!"
In the priests safe room, where I'm not supposed to talk about.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh my... this is exciting!

I need details woman!

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Do not, I repeat, do not tell this person anything. This saucy cow steals desirable men from other unsuspecting women.

Also... oi! This saucy cow couldn't even if she tried!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

She's saucy... ... ^

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