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"A beach. I was washing sand off my bollocks for weeks after." I realise we are a couple but this was before we were together. | |||
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"A beach. I was washing sand off my bollocks for weeks after. I realise we are a couple but this was before we were together." I suppose I can allow it  | |||
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"Devon, simply as the op of the other thread mentioned it " But is it true? Also... that's not very detailed | |||
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"Devon, simply as the op of the other thread mentioned it But is it true? Also... that's not very detailed" Sadly it's not true posh..... Worst place I've ever had sex, truthfully, would have to be in my little Vauxhall cotsa, as a 6ft fat lad....it doesn't really offer enjoyment only cramp | |||
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"Devon, simply as the op of the other thread mentioned it But is it true? Also... that's not very detailed Sadly it's not true posh..... Worst place I've ever had sex, truthfully, would have to be in my little Vauxhall cotsa, as a 6ft fat lad....it doesn't really offer enjoyment only cramp " Hmmmm. I can see that. Not ideal. Plus side... not a fiat 500! | |||
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"Bin store area of the local library! I know how to treat a lady "Before the bins were emptied or after? It matters | |||
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"In Prague, in a stairwell of a grotty towerblock, hammered, lying on my coat. And they say romance is dead….." Hang on... that was you?   | |||
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"Guildford bowling green in front of the elderly " Didya steal their glasses first? | |||
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"Whoops, I should have posted in this thread, not the other. My mistake. "Blame YOLO. He pointed it out. | |||
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"In Prague, in a stairwell of a grotty towerblock, hammered, lying on my coat. And they say romance is dead….. Hang on... that was you? "Oh god - Natalya?! Is that really you??!!! | |||
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"Bin store area of the local library! I know how to treat a lady
Before the bins were emptied or after? It matters "Before, was gross | |||
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"In Prague, in a stairwell of a grotty towerblock, hammered, lying on my coat. And they say romance is dead….. Hang on... that was you?
Oh god - Natalya?! Is that really you??!!!"Finally! Can I have my thong back please? | |||
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"Bin store area of the local library! I know how to treat a lady
Before the bins were emptied or after? It matters
Before, was gross " | |||
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"A club in the North West Was it really bad?" It was a bit skanky | |||
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"In Prague, in a stairwell of a grotty towerblock, hammered, lying on my coat. And they say romance is dead….. Hang on... that was you?
Oh god - Natalya?! Is that really you??!!!
Finally! Can I have my thong back please?"I’m not sure you’ll want it now. Although it does now retain a certain celebrity status | |||
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"In the back of a 1 series BMW....not the roomiest "Surely the front would have been roomier? | |||
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"A club in the North West Was it really bad? It was a bit skanky " Well... maybe don't go back to that one... not without antibacterial wipes | |||
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"Local pub toilets while every one wanted to get in to sniff" I was so confused then as to what they wanted to sniff | |||
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"In the back of a 1 series BMW....not the roomiest
Surely the front would have been roomier?"Yes but the back windows were tinted and I'm a shy boy at heart | |||
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"In Prague, in a stairwell of a grotty towerblock, hammered, lying on my coat. And they say romance is dead….. Hang on... that was you?
Oh god - Natalya?! Is that really you??!!!
Finally! Can I have my thong back please?
I’m not sure you’ll want it now. Although it does now retain a certain celebrity status"It does? Is it a tik tok star? | |||
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"In the back of a 1 series BMW....not the roomiest
Surely the front would have been roomier?
Yes but the back windows were tinted and I'm a shy boy at heart "You know people can still see the back through the front windows... | |||
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"In the back of a 1 series BMW....not the roomiest
Surely the front would have been roomier?
Yes but the back windows were tinted and I'm a shy boy at heart
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"Spike Island, Widnes. No details needed trust me. Amazingly I still remember her name all these years on "What's Spike Island? | |||
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"In the back of a 1 series BMW....not the roomiest
Surely the front would have been roomier?
Yes but the back windows were tinted and I'm a shy boy at heart
You know people can still see the back through the front windows...
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"A club in the North West Was it really bad? It was a bit skanky Well... maybe don't go back to that one... not without antibacterial wipes" I think it closed down, and I'm not surprised. | |||
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"In Prague, in a stairwell of a grotty towerblock, hammered, lying on my coat. And they say romance is dead….. Hang on... that was you?
Oh god - Natalya?! Is that really you??!!!
Finally! Can I have my thong back please?
I’m not sure you’ll want it now. Although it does now retain a certain celebrity status
It does? Is it a tik tok star?"It’s got its own YouTube channel - the travelling thong. Some of the adventures are legendary among a certain audience group | |||
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"In the back of a 1 series BMW....not the roomiest
Surely the front would have been roomier?
Yes but the back windows were tinted and I'm a shy boy at heart
You know people can still see the back through the front windows...
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I'm sorry..."That's the last thing people need to see | |||
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"In Prague, in a stairwell of a grotty towerblock, hammered, lying on my coat. And they say romance is dead….. Hang on... that was you?
Oh god - Natalya?! Is that really you??!!!
Finally! Can I have my thong back please?
I’m not sure you’ll want it now. Although it does now retain a certain celebrity status
It does? Is it a tik tok star?
It’s got its own YouTube channel - the travelling thong. Some of the adventures are legendary among a certain audience group"PM me the deets | |||
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"Not sure I’m allowed to post here, but a bar’s men room with a broken lock "Don't tell them all... but I don't mind who posts... tis a public forum and everyone should post where and when they like (rules permitting, obvs) | |||
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"The side of a canal it was a tinder date and it was just after the first lockdown" That sounds delightful though | |||
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"I fucked someone in the disabled showers of a public swimming pool… literally tonnes of peoples just outside the doors " That sounds extremely clean. (I can't get behind that choice though... because disabled showers!) | |||
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"Devon, simply as the op of the other thread mentioned it But is it true? Also... that's not very detailed Sadly it's not true posh..... Worst place I've ever had sex, truthfully, would have to be in my little Vauxhall cotsa, as a 6ft fat lad....it doesn't really offer enjoyment only cramp " We had a terrible experience in the back of my Corsa, but we are ineligible for this thread  | |||
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"I fucked someone in the disabled showers of a public swimming pool… literally tonnes of peoples just outside the doors " I was waiting all of about 30s to get changed after my swim too | |||
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"Devon, simply as the op of the other thread mentioned it But is it true? Also... that's not very detailed Sadly it's not true posh..... Worst place I've ever had sex, truthfully, would have to be in my little Vauxhall cotsa, as a 6ft fat lad....it doesn't really offer enjoyment only cramp We had a terrible experience in the back of my Corsa, but we are ineligible for this thread "I literally just said this... "Don't tell them all... but I don't mind who posts... tis a public forum and everyone should post where and when they like (rules permitting, obvs)" Everyone is welcome. Or there is the ladies and couples one...  | |||
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"So... people who aren't ladies or couples. Where is the worst place you've fucked and why? Details please "Long before we became a couple..... A pub carpet in a watering hole I once ran. Ended up with a carper burn on my bellend. Painful to say the least.
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The toilets of Fifth Ave nightclub in Manchester. The bouncers kindly let B finish before knocking on the door and asking us to leave. Still makes me cringe to think of it.
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"TGI Friday's. A very very long time ago when you were probably 21. It wasn't classy." I've never done that  | |||
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"So... people who aren't ladies or couples. Where is the worst place you've fucked and why? Details please
Long before we became a couple.....
A pub carpet in a watering hole I once ran. Ended up with a carper burn on my bellend.
Painful to say the least.
A"Ouch. And also. Ewwwww. I dont care how clean you kept the carpet... you put your willy on it and that's
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"I would rather post here because I like threads that are more inclusive
The toilets of Fifth Ave nightclub in Manchester. The bouncers kindly let B finish before knocking on the door and asking us to leave. Still makes me cringe to think of it.
J"Awwww, bouncers can be lovely. Plus they were probably enjoying I too. Men's or ladies loo? Also... I've never done that either | |||
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"In my mates bed. " This concerns me, birthday boy. Had he changed the bedding recently? | |||
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"Telephone box, in the city center on a Saturday night. It wasn't so much the people standing around watching but, not much room and the phone and shelf they used to put in them made in so uncomfortable." Next time I'll just suck your cock... if you promise to stop me hitting my head when I stand up | |||
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"A club just outside of Liverpool Think it was call the Eighties club Night was garbage Didn’t even get round to the sex part Suck woman don’t bite AE ! "Oh my! That's... ouch! | |||
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"In Ilfracombe, bottom bed of a bunk. My mate was on the top bed." Ooooh... where in Ilfracombe? Asking for a friend... | |||
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"I would rather post here because I like threads that are more inclusive
The toilets of Fifth Ave nightclub in Manchester. The bouncers kindly let B finish before knocking on the door and asking us to leave. Still makes me cringe to think of it.
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Awwww, bouncers can be lovely. Plus they were probably enjoying I too.
Men's or ladies loo?
Also... I've never done that either "Ladies. Which suggests it was me that initiated matters. | |||
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"In Ilfracombe, bottom bed of a bunk. My mate was on the top bed. Ooooh... where in Ilfracombe? Asking for a friend..." Was in a B & B, can't remember the name of it, 'twas 6 years ago. | |||
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"Telephone box, in the city center on a Saturday night. It wasn't so much the people standing around watching but, not much room and the phone and shelf they used to put in them made in so uncomfortable. Next time I'll just suck your cock... if you promise to stop me hitting my head when I stand up "Make sure you hit my head with your tongue whilst you are down there. | |||
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"A club just outside of Liverpool Think it was call the Eighties club Night was garbage Didn’t even get round to the sex part Suck woman don’t bite AE !
Oh my! That's... ouch!"Never seen blood like it or after it was everywhere putting stitches in was horrendous and painful they had to stop the blood so they could put stitches in | |||
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"In Ilfracombe, bottom bed of a bunk. My mate was on the top bed. Ooooh... where in Ilfracombe? Asking for a friend... Was in a B & B, can't remember the name of it, 'twas 6 years ago." There's only 1 I know that has bunks actually! | |||
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"I would rather post here because I like threads that are more inclusive
The toilets of Fifth Ave nightclub in Manchester. The bouncers kindly let B finish before knocking on the door and asking us to leave. Still makes me cringe to think of it.
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Awwww, bouncers can be lovely. Plus they were probably enjoying I too.
Men's or ladies loo?
Also... I've never done that either
Ladies. Which suggests it was me that initiated matters. "I've never done that either | |||
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"On the floor, the night I lost my virginity. Ended up with a bit of carpet burn on my knees. " That burn... badge of honour! | |||
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"Telephone box, in the city center on a Saturday night. It wasn't so much the people standing around watching but, not much room and the phone and shelf they used to put in them made in so uncomfortable. Next time I'll just suck your cock... if you promise to stop me hitting my head when I stand up Make sure you hit my head with your tongue whilst you are down there. "Well obviously... it's one thing I *know* I can do well | |||
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"Doncaster dome swimming baths under the waterfall bit " Oh my! And I'm overthinking... In the middle, did an old plaster float by? | |||
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"A club just outside of Liverpool Think it was call the Eighties club Night was garbage Didn’t even get round to the sex part Suck woman don’t bite AE !
Oh my! That's... ouch!
Never seen blood like it or after it was everywhere putting stitches in was horrendous and painful they had to stop the blood so they could put stitches in "Oh jebeezus. Just. Ouch. | |||
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"Outside on a delivery ramp of a shopping center, after a night out she wanted to fuck so we started to fuck on the random delivery ram, I was pissed, I could not get hard at first so she sat up, I laid down she gave me a blow job and then, I started to finger her and she got up over my head, I could eat her out, 5 minutes later she orgasmed on my face, not once, not twice, but three times. So when I got home I had to take a shower, when I took my clothes off they were just covered in her cum and a lot of dirt marks and grease from the delivery ramp." That sounds like you may have enjoyed it... | |||
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"Outside on a delivery ramp of a shopping center, after a night out she wanted to fuck so we started to fuck on the random delivery ram, I was pissed, I could not get hard at first so she sat up, I laid down she gave me a blow job and then, I started to finger her and she got up over my head, I could eat her out, 5 minutes later she orgasmed on my face, not once, not twice, but three times. So when I got home I had to take a shower, when I took my clothes off they were just covered in her cum and a lot of dirt marks and grease from the delivery ramp. That sounds like you may have enjoyed it..." I did the issue was the place I would not recommend fucking on a delivery ramp. | |||
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"Outside on a delivery ramp of a shopping center, after a night out she wanted to fuck so we started to fuck on the random delivery ram, I was pissed, I could not get hard at first so she sat up, I laid down she gave me a blow job and then, I started to finger her and she got up over my head, I could eat her out, 5 minutes later she orgasmed on my face, not once, not twice, but three times. So when I got home I had to take a shower, when I took my clothes off they were just covered in her cum and a lot of dirt marks and grease from the delivery ramp. That sounds like you may have enjoyed it... I did the issue was the place I would not recommend fucking on a delivery ramp. "Well no. This is good life advice. | |||
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"The waste food bin area of McDonald’s. Me and a lady that worked there were on a late night shift, we’d flirted for ages and ended up fucking whilst the manager cashed up. It was the only place without cameras " That's kinda weirdly romantic. And smelly... | |||
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"The waste food bin area of McDonald’s. Me and a lady that worked there were on a late night shift, we’d flirted for ages and ended up fucking whilst the manager cashed up. It was the only place without cameras That's kinda weirdly romantic. And smelly... "Day old burgers and milkshakes don’t give off the best odour for such situations. We did fuck again but not there! | |||
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"The waste food bin area of McDonald’s. Me and a lady that worked there were on a late night shift, we’d flirted for ages and ended up fucking whilst the manager cashed up. It was the only place without cameras That's kinda weirdly romantic. And smelly...
Day old burgers and milkshakes don’t give off the best odour for such situations. We did fuck again but not there!"Probably for the best... | |||
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"Never really had a worst place must just be lucky. " Yes! Nicely done. | |||
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"In my mates bed. This concerns me, birthday boy. Had he changed the bedding recently? "For 28 yr ago…. I hope so. | |||
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"In my mates bed. This concerns me, birthday boy. Had he changed the bedding recently?
For 28 yr ago…. I hope so. "I meant then, you sausage! | |||
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"In my mates bed. This concerns me, birthday boy. Had he changed the bedding recently?
For 28 yr ago…. I hope so.
I meant then, you sausage! "Oh. Hahaha. I do t know, he needed to afterwards…… | |||
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"In my mates bed. This concerns me, birthday boy. Had he changed the bedding recently?
For 28 yr ago…. I hope so.
I meant then, you sausage!
Oh. Hahaha. I do t know, he needed to afterwards…… "And now I'm really hoping he actually did... | |||
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"TGI Friday's. A very very long time ago when you were probably 21. It wasn't classy. I've never done that "• TGI' or classy? Or both? | |||
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"TGI Friday's. A very very long time ago when you were probably 21. It wasn't classy. I've never done that
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"Where’s f&b gone "He left us | |||
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"I've enjoyed these two threads. Doesn't make me feel to bad lol" They're a giggle aren't they! | |||
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"Front seat of a crappy Peugeot 205, although the worst bit is we thought we’d parked in a dead end on a country lane only to discover it was actually someone’s driveway! And you definitely can’t make a quick getaway in a crappy 205 "Funny... I was talking about this issue with someone earlier! Your first mistake was the 205... | |||
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"In a grotty nightclub toilet in Dunfermline……! " Oh no... that's no good | |||
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"In a caravan,her parents were in the bedroom part and we were in the living room part she would not be quiet!!!!!! We were 16 at the time!!" Um... I'm sure you mean 18 | |||
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"A beach on the Canary islands, then back into a night club,, bad idea especially when the foam machine was turned on, sand is not your friend, " Oh sweetie. That's not ideal | |||
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"Front seat of a crappy Peugeot 205, although the worst bit is we thought we’d parked in a dead end on a country lane only to discover it was actually someone’s driveway! And you definitely can’t make a quick getaway in a crappy 205
Funny... I was talking about this issue with someone earlier!
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"A beach on the Canary islands, then back into a night club,, bad idea especially when the foam machine was turned on, sand is not your friend, Oh sweetie. That's not ideal "i was only 19, so a life sesson learned | |||
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"Guildford bowling green in front of the elderly Didya steal their glasses first?" we went to see a movie and half way threw she asked if id do it, i took a sip of cola, took her hand and we did. i must say the pitch was dead level and a lush green. but i failed to notice she had hid the white jack and i think more than anything that upset the locals. | |||
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"Front seat of a crappy Peugeot 205, although the worst bit is we thought we’d parked in a dead end on a country lane only to discover it was actually someone’s driveway! And you definitely can’t make a quick getaway in a crappy 205
Funny... I was talking about this issue with someone earlier!
Your first mistake was the 205...
So if I’m ever to find myself down a dark country lane with you, what motor should I be in?
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"A beach on the Canary islands, then back into a night club,, bad idea especially when the foam machine was turned on, sand is not your friend, Oh sweetie. That's not ideal i was only 19, so a life sesson learned"Didn't make the same mistake twice I'm guessing. | |||
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"Guildford bowling green in front of the elderly Didya steal their glasses first? we went to see a movie and half way threw she asked if id do it, i took a sip of cola, took her hand and we did. i must say the pitch was dead level and a lush green. but i failed to notice she had hid the white jack and i think more than anything that upset the locals. " Didya get run out of town? | |||
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"Public toilet in Enniskillen while out there with the Army lol "Ladies, gents or gender free? | |||
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"A beach on the Canary islands, then back into a night club,, bad idea especially when the foam machine was turned on, sand is not your friend, Oh sweetie. That's not ideal i was only 19, so a life sesson learned
Didn't make the same mistake twice I'm guessing."nope, them foam machines are lethal on sandy nuts. | |||
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"A beach on the Canary islands, then back into a night club,, bad idea especially when the foam machine was turned on, sand is not your friend, Oh sweetie. That's not ideal i was only 19, so a life sesson learned
Didn't make the same mistake twice I'm guessing. nope, them foam machines are lethal on sandy nuts. "I really want to kiss them better even after all these years | |||
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"Front seat of a crappy Peugeot 205, although the worst bit is we thought we’d parked in a dead end on a country lane only to discover it was actually someone’s driveway! And you definitely can’t make a quick getaway in a crappy 205
Funny... I was talking about this issue with someone earlier!
Your first mistake was the 205...
So if I’m ever to find myself down a dark country lane with you, what motor should I be in?
Asking for a friend obvs
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"Front seat of a crappy Peugeot 205, although the worst bit is we thought we’d parked in a dead end on a country lane only to discover it was actually someone’s driveway! And you definitely can’t make a quick getaway in a crappy 205
Funny... I was talking about this issue with someone earlier!
Your first mistake was the 205...
So if I’m ever to find myself down a dark country lane with you, what motor should I be in?
Asking for a friend obvs
Flatbed truck? Plenty of room. And anchor points.
Have they met you rejoin the AA or are you still blacklisted? "RAC this time | |||
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"A beach on the Canary islands, then back into a night club,, bad idea especially when the foam machine was turned on, sand is not your friend, Oh sweetie. That's not ideal i was only 19, so a life sesson learned
Didn't make the same mistake twice I'm guessing. nope, them foam machines are lethal on sandy nuts.
I really want to kiss them better even after all these years "ohhh yes please | |||
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"I guess I've forgotten to to say up scaffolding on an army base where he fell off and broke his leg. He got in all sorts of trouble. We never did get to actually have sex" Oh my goodness! | |||
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"My bosses house, when i was doin his missus ooooops" Bad place, or bad experience? | |||
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"A beach on the Canary islands, then back into a night club,, bad idea especially when the foam machine was turned on, sand is not your friend, Oh sweetie. That's not ideal i was only 19, so a life sesson learned
Didn't make the same mistake twice I'm guessing. nope, them foam machines are lethal on sandy nuts.
I really want to kiss them better even after all these years ohhh yes please " | |||
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"Guildford bowling green in front of the elderly Didya steal their glasses first? we went to see a movie and half way threw she asked if id do it, i took a sip of cola, took her hand and we did. i must say the pitch was dead level and a lush green. but i failed to notice she had hid the white jack and i think more than anything that upset the locals. Didya get run out of town?" only to the train station. i did the gentlemanly thing and got on the train without her. had her ticket too.  | |||
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"Good experience, just bad timing as he was in bed " Oops | |||
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"In an airing cupboard. At a party and I was fucking the hosts girlfriend in the bathroom when he came in for a wee. In desperation I pushed her into the airing cupboard against the hot water tank. The host cheered us on ( not being able to see who I was fucking). It got hot and steamy in a way I hadn’t foreseen. I married her. " Good lord! | |||
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"Guildford bowling green in front of the elderly Didya steal their glasses first? we went to see a movie and half way threw she asked if id do it, i took a sip of cola, took her hand and we did. i must say the pitch was dead level and a lush green. but i failed to notice she had hid the white jack and i think more than anything that upset the locals. Didya get run out of town? only to the train station. i did the gentlemanly thing and got on the train without her. had her ticket too. "That's very sweet of you! | |||
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"In the back of my mates van that was full of carpet rolls with his then girlfriends best friend,on top of a corded carpet roll as well,not the most comfortable for the poor girl who ended up with carpet burns on her ass cheeks and back." Ouch! That's just... ouch! | |||
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"Telford And after 8 years, I should know better, lol." | |||
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"Disabled toilet at a village hall at a party. Smacked my head on the sink getting back up. My old School playing field Sand dunes on holiday in Scotland " Sand dunes... bad plan. School playing field... oh gosh And ffs leave the disabled loos alone! | |||
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"What's with all the fucking in disabled loos?! Leave 'em for us to pee and poo in, please! And thank you "Yes. This. Ffs. | |||
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"What's with all the fucking in disabled loos?! Leave 'em for us to pee and poo in, please! And thank you "Apologies, but probably cleanest and largest toilets | |||
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"In a grotty nightclub toilet in Dunfermline……! Oh no... that's no good" The sex was good and quick but the bouncers weren’t too happy! | |||
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"What's with all the fucking in disabled loos?! Leave 'em for us to pee and poo in, please! And thank you
Apologies, but probably cleanest and largest toilets "Yes... and usually only one of them available for people who wouldn't be able to use the others. | |||
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