FabSwingers.com forum: Things that shouldn't piss you off but do.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For us it's the when the word fella or lad is used. Like the title says it should not piss us off but it does.

What things do it for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak.

If I have to decode a message it is never going to work

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The word "discuss" at the end of an opening post.

It feels like it's bossing me about. I always want to reply that no I fricking won't. It just grates.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

There is not time for me to list all the very, petty, little things that piss me off so utterly and completely that I just want to go home and pull the blankets over my head

I will just put slow walkers who stop in doorways out for consideration

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

People

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"The word "discuss" at the end of an opening post.

It feels like it's bossing me about. I always want to reply that no I fricking won't. It just grates. "

Add 'prove me wrong ' to that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People

Hands down this wins

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Other peoples behaviour really pisses me off atm, normally I can shrug it off and ignore, but for whatever reason I'm getting on my high horse and biting

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"The word "discuss" at the end of an opening post.

It feels like it's bossing me about. I always want to reply that no I fricking won't. It just grates.

Add 'prove me wrong ' to that.

Oh, and "do your research". Grr.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Me getting annoyed with pointless shit

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"The word "discuss" at the end of an opening post.

It feels like it's bossing me about. I always want to reply that no I fricking won't. It just grates.

Add 'prove me wrong ' to that.

Oh, and "do your research". Grr."

I'm pissed off just thinking about it.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Obvious fakes.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Nothing pisses me off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Another weird one. D hates coloured paperclips. Not sure why it pisses him off but it does

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Being called mate

Oh fuck off

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

The American saying 'i could care less' instead of 'i couldn't care less' gggrrr

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"There is not time for me to list all the very, petty, little things that piss me off so utterly and completely that I just want to go home and pull the blankets over my head

I will just put slow walkers who stop in doorways out for consideration "

^^^^^

This & phone zombies that walk into you or slowly in front of you.

Oh and people who hold their mobile to one side whilst speaking as opposed to using like a normal human.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh and another one, people who refer to 'the wife'.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"There is not time for me to list all the very, petty, little things that piss me off so utterly and completely that I just want to go home and pull the blankets over my head

I will just put slow walkers who stop in doorways out for consideration

^^^^^

This & phone zombies that walk into you or slowly in front of you.

Oh and people who hold their mobile to one side whilst speaking as opposed to using like a normal human.

We passed a woman walking very slowly while chatting on her mobile but gesticulating so wildly with her free hand that she nearly had my eye out

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"The word "discuss" at the end of an opening post.

It feels like it's bossing me about. I always want to reply that no I fricking won't. It just grates.

Add 'prove me wrong ' to that.

Fact.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Being late

If you are I won't be there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is not time for me to list all the very, petty, little things that piss me off so utterly and completely that I just want to go home and pull the blankets over my head

I will just put slow walkers who stop in doorways out for consideration

^^^^^

This & phone zombies that walk into you or slowly in front of you.

Oh and people who hold their mobile to one side whilst speaking as opposed to using like a normal human.

Can we add people Instagram posing on street corners etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People spitting in public, disgusting

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Oh and another one, people who refer to 'the wife'. "

The wife hates it when people do that.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Oh and another one, people who refer to 'the wife'. "

Agreed.

I feel the same way when people refer to their husband/partner as, man.

"me and my man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The size of Haribo bags fooking scandalous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Influencers online.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Oh and another one, people who refer to 'the wife'.

The wife hates it when people do that.

Who is this universal woman? Is she like 'the queen'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely, people breathing. The ones that breathe so loud I can hear it from the other side of a room or the worst is when I’m on the phone and it sounds like they’re standing outside in gale force winds.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Oh and another one, people who refer to 'the wife'.

Agreed.

I feel the same way when people refer to their husband/partner as, man.

"me and my man""

I suppose at least they've narrowed it down to an individual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Genuinely, people breathing. The ones that breathe so loud I can hear it from the other side of a room or the worst is when I’m on the phone and it sounds like they’re standing outside in gale force winds. "

Loud chewers fall into that category also. Yuk.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Work today. Kpi spreadsheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same threads that get posted ever day,I remember a guy commenting one time saying "you posted a thread like this just last week"

erm excuse me have seen those same shitty threads they post every single day

Like the title says,it shouldn't but it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaand breathe......that's better

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By *amela1987Woman
over a year ago

Enfield

Drivers who don't indicate and drivers who switch on their fog lights just because it is raining.

Does it come across that I hate driving?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People moaning about fab, in what ever context

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Drivers who don't indicate"

I think it's perfectly reasonable to be pissed off at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone telling me to do something I had already planned on doing

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"There is not time for me to list all the very, petty, little things that piss me off so utterly and completely that I just want to go home and pull the blankets over my head

I will just put slow walkers who stop in doorways out for consideration

^^^^^

This & phone zombies that walk into you or slowly in front of you.

Oh and people who hold their mobile to one side whilst speaking as opposed to using like a normal human.

As well as those who aren't even on their phones but like to take up the entire path so you can't pass and are either so oblivious to it or just don't care)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaand breathe......that's better "

I feel better now I’ve got it off my chest

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Loud, abnoxious, inconsiderate behaviour around other people is certainly right there at the top. So is drivers thinking I should go above the speed limit in a 20 or 30 mile zone with no consideration to safety, those who live in the area or indeed the fact that there a speed camera just round the corner. Not forgetting all the current excuses about poor customer service still being blamed on covid, working from home and such like. These are a few of my least favourite ones but there are a lot more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word "dropped",the new video has 'dropped' the album has 'dropped',the trailer for the new film is dropping tomorrow.......who started this bollox off

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Oh and another one, people who refer to 'the wife'.

The wife hates it when people do that.

Who is this universal woman? Is she like 'the queen'?"

To quote Highlander.....

"There can be only one."

Imagine of there was only one universal wife?

There'd be a lot of grumbly husbands complaining how infrequently they had sex.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The incessant need for guys to want to talk about football or their team.

They arent "your" team, they are about as loyal as a wild cat.

As someone who detests the so called sport, then no, just no!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"The incessant need for guys to want to talk about football or their team.

They arent "your" team, they are about as loyal as a wild cat.

As someone who detests the so called sport, then no, just no!"
I don't detest it but I'm one for a team being local to your area so thats why you would support it not because they've paid 100s of millions of pounds for a foreign player who falls over every 2 seconds trying to get a free kick or a penalty and not because of the success gained by buying foreign players to win games therefore making them more watchable because success breeds fans

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I know I should let it go but it’s when people start threads and are only interested in views of ladies (their word, not mine) and actually state that in the title.

#menmattertoo

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people cook and they stack the pots pans utensils in the empty sink as they go. Why!!!!! You've got to take it all out again!!! Before you can fill it to wash it!!

And people that use too many exclamation marks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife breathing (some days)

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

It is beyond me that we're still having to say to people 'please go on mute if you're not speaking' - no-one wants to hear you heavy breathing. Ever.

Oh and also those that go "argh" after every sip of tea! They're probably the same people.

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

Someone else doing a job they are paid for poorly

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By *xTwo4FunTimesxXCouple
over a year ago

chester

People who use "simples"

People who put "rant over" at the end of a moan.

People who drive with front fog lights on as standard!

Slow walkers need a kick up the arse too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife breathing (some days) "

It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tell you what pisses me off. People (my bloody sister) sending me 50 bloody pictures aday. Or anyone who posts random pictures of their dinner on facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"People who use "simples"

People who put "rant over" at the end of a moan.

People who drive with front fog lights on as standard!

Slow walkers need a kick up the arse too.

I was 100% with you right up until the slow walkers! I'm a dawdler and proud, bloody walk around me if you don't like it.

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By *lltheboostCouple
over a year ago

Shefford

Lack of manners

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By * and bCouple
over a year ago

Chippenham

"Being called mate

Oh fuck off "

Couldn’t agree more hate being called mate!

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

"People spitting in public, disgusting "

That should probably piss everyone off...

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Gender reveals.... actually I'd add baby showers to that too.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Human beings in general.

I’m a really miserable bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People spitting in public, disgusting

That should probably piss everyone off..."

It does me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in general..

& people that don’t verify u on here..

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

So much random nonsense annoys me

definitely a sign I'm no longer 18.

Peeps

Awks

Hiyaaaaa

Tiktok

The politician a few doors down just because he's a politician

Cars that park down my street and stay there for days

J walkers

Load a of driving stuff

Putting something in one of the side door pocket things in my car and not talking it with you

Loud cars

People who put their pets names on cards

People with no scent

People whose mouths don't close when resting

Mouth breathers

I saw someone eat a regular grape in three bites and that properly got under my skin

People who hold a baby and then say 'I want one!' and think they are funny

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Spitting. An abhorrent act.

It's already in your mouth - just swallow it!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Spitting. An abhorrent act.

It's already in your mouth - just swallow it! "

That’s exactly what I said to her when she was down there…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gender reveals.... actually I'd add baby showers to that too."

Gender reveals haha,I thought they did that when they are in their teens now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One thing that really annoys me which it shouldn't (Mr here) is people who have pre wedding photos. It's essentially just having pictures for the sake of it. Are there not enough taken at the wedding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other road users

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Social media influencers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crying babies....I know I know I can't help it

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Cars x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guys on fab behaving like needy adolescence who can’t relate to other people like grown ass adults.

And celery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who show their ass and turn and pout into the camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who wear way to much makeup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who leave their shopping trolleys in an aisle while getting stuff from other aisles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who leave their shopping trolleys in an aisle while getting stuff from other aisles. "

Sorry,I'm guilty of that

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I hate a thumbs up being used instead of a proper response… I think it looks so rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate a thumbs up being used instead of a proper response… I think it looks so rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really embarrassed to say this because I don't consider myself "woke" in the slightest...

But being misgendered, especially in a club environment where people should know better, really gets under my skin. I try not to let it bother me, and it never ruins my night, but it does give rise to an eye roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When driving, someone doing 40mph in a 30 zone, and then when the limit changes from 30 to 50, they're still fucking doing 40!!!!!

AAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My moms cooking, diabolical attempts at the best

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

The old man that keeps inviting me into his house, offers me some werther's orininals, pulls his pants down and asks if I like to taste some real buttered candy.

Realy pisses me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The old man that keeps inviting me into his house, offers me some werther's orininals, pulls his pants down and asks if I like to taste some real buttered candy.

Realy pisses me off."

Yeah sorry mate,hold on I don't like werthers?

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By *akingMemoriesMan
over a year ago

Toronto

Slow walkers and noisy eaters

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

When I start making a cup of tea and there's no milk left but there's a half eaten bowl of cereal swimming in milk, left out from last night.

Everything else I am fine with, just don't mess with my morning brew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over familiar restaurant staff.

Went out for a meal with family last week and the lady who took our order, I assumed she was the manageress, was all, 'guys' and 'darling' which I felt was a little inapropriate.

It's like things have gone full circle.

I remember a time when the subject of over familiar customers raised it's head number of years ago and that it was considered highly inappropriate to call someone providing you with a service 'Love' or similar.

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

"The old man that keeps inviting me into his house, offers me some werther's orininals, pulls his pants down and asks if I like to taste some real buttered candy.

Realy pisses me off."

Laughing my head off

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By *luffy FairyWoman
over a year ago

west LDN

Drivers

Loud mobile phone talkers

Loud eaters and mouth breathers

Basically humans

I can’t wait for the aliens to take over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The old man that keeps inviting me into his house, offers me some werther's orininals, pulls his pants down and asks if I like to taste some real buttered candy.

Realy pisses me off."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People

Rudeness

No Manners

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Littering. Particularly out of car windows in the immediate vicinity of fast food outlets.

I have previously upset forum users by using the term 'scum' but often it is the correct description.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hats at the dinner table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stop in the isle at Asda to chat,blocking the isle with their trollies ,totally oblivious to all of us trying shop

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Spitting. An abhorrent act.

It's already in your mouth - just swallow it!

That’s exactly what I said to her when she was down there….."

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That's not what I meant (!), But...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are walking on a busy street and then just stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy people who get paid the same as me but get away with it,lazy bastards

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"People spitting in public, disgusting "

It’s revolting, I called some fuckwit out on this in the gym changing room last week!! His excuse was “oh sorry I didn’t realised I had” I’m mean wtf ?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

The word copped when they've bought something. Or when they ask where can I cop that, instead of, where can I purchase said item.

Also fit. As in outfit. Ooh I'm loving today's fit. Knob off bellend.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

People

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Whilst I’m at it; parking in disabled spaces when not entitled to, when did that become a thing? IMO their cars should be crushed instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Forums."

Say it ain’t so Red, say it ain’t so!!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Red hiding her pics.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Red hiding her pics. "

Ah, but the denial of a public service *should* piss you off, so don't worry about that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention seeking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People starting sentences with 'So'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People starting sentences with 'So'"

So,what's wrong with it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids running riot in a waiting room,also the parents for not chastising them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spoons not having eggs to go on my breakfast muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attention seeking."

It's hiw they go about getting the attention that irks me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spoons not having eggs to go on my breakfast muffin "

I've read that 3 times and still confused

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Loud chewers fall into that category also. Yuk. "

People eating and slurping drinks behind me! Especially eating crisps and rustling the bag

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Spoons not having eggs to go on my breakfast muffin

I've read that 3 times and still confused "

Maybe means 'Spoons

(leading abbreviated)

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