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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies/couples, where is the worst place you've fucked and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out in the woods. Midges having a full meal biting my arse.

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

Back of a MK 2 VW Golf in a hotel car park in Cork City, Ireland.

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

Tunisia. Shit hole of a place. We were properly fucked on that one.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Out in the woods. Midges having a full meal biting my arse."

Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

South London.

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

A squat on the Peckham park estate 1985. Nobody can tell me I didn’t have a misspent youth. E

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Luton

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do."

That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.

(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

My car because I kept bashing my head trying to ride him.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Lobos island in fuerteventura it was just a volcano basically.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stalybridge or Aston under Lyme it’s difficult to decide

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"My car because I kept bashing my head trying to ride him. "

Cowgirl doesn't work in a car unless you've got a sunroof.

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By *elaxing2Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Hotel corridor x

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"My car because I kept bashing my head trying to ride him.

Cowgirl doesn't work in a car unless you've got a sunroof. "

Other positions are avaliable ha ha

Sports cars just don't work full stop!

My previous car was fine!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Public toilets

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A guy's garage, bent over and clinging onto his kid's Disney bicycle for support. I'm not sordid or anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunderland

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My car because I kept bashing my head trying to ride him.

Cowgirl doesn't work in a car unless you've got a sunroof.

Other positions are avaliable ha ha

I've had the same problem, being 6"2 it's quite hard to get in a comfy position unless your cock can bend like a glow stick

Sports cars just don't work full stop!

My previous car was fine! "

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]"

He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......

Ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]

He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......

Ha ha "

Yeah cheers for that

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]

He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......

Ha ha

Yeah cheers for that "

Outed!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]

He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......

Ha ha

Yeah cheers for that "

Thats what good mates are for.......ha ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]

He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......

Ha ha

Yeah cheers for that

Thats what good mates are for.......ha ha ha "

You know way too much

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By *ueandbillCouple
over a year ago

Leyland

In a empty stand at a rugby ground. Plastic seats were very very uncomfortable

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]

He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......

Ha ha

Yeah cheers for that

Thats what good mates are for.......ha ha ha

You know way too much "

Unfortunately for you dirtbag , yes I do ha ha

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

In a car x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aston proper shit hole

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Also I'd have to say seedy sex cinemas. I've been a classy bird in my time

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/23 13:49:18]

He was going to say getting caught in a lay by at the side of a road and bottled it......

Ha ha

Yeah cheers for that

Thats what good mates are for.......ha ha ha

You know way too much

Unfortunately for you dirtbag , yes I do ha ha "

And vice versa don't forget so beware

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By *netobeextraMan
over a year ago

location varies

Llanelli

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Skegness......

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

A friend(genuinely) was meeting with his gf before they had their own place so it was a car driven into a field at night situation. Having done the deed he got out of the car,sans trousers and underwear,to relieve himself and realised he was waste deep in stinging nettles. He took 2 days off work and got through bottles of calomine lotion.

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The loo in a wooden cricket pavilion on a rainy day!

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg in a mini

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.

That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.

(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)"

Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made "

That's F, isn't it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.

That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.

(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)

Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories..."

Do it! I'm sure there's some shockers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made "

Sounds like you should have charged them! Fucked you raw there

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.

That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.

(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)

Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories...

Do it! I'm sure there's some shockers!"

Done it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.

That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.

(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)

Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories...

Do it! I'm sure there's some shockers!

Done it "

I'll keep an eye on it! I'm glad no one has said devon yet otherwise they'll be trouble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.

That’s not true. He said ‘couples’ as well.

(Shame. I was going to contribute ‘the back of a Volkswagen’ for old times’ sake.)

Now I sort of want to start a thread for men and tv/ts stories...

Do it! I'm sure there's some shockers!

Done it

I'll keep an eye on it! I'm glad no one has said devon yet otherwise they'll be trouble!"

Devon

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By *avidSwingerMan
over a year ago

Kibworth

Shitty hotel in Benidorm, I was staying in a nice one but we went back to hers - she was very fit so I didn't take much notice of the surroundings until I left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made

That's F, isn't it..."

I can neither confirm nor deny

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made "

A brothel for me too.

I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.

Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.

Both we equally skanky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made

A brothel for me too.

I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.

Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.

Both we equally skanky"

Are brothels worth it (a good one obviously)

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made

A brothel for me too.

I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.

Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.

Both we equally skanky

Are brothels worth it (a good one obviously)"

yes get your money out

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made

A brothel for me too.

I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.

Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.

Both we equally skanky"

Thanks to your profile I learned what a swerf and terf where.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out in the woods. Midges having a full meal biting my arse.

Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.

"

O shit you’re right. Me bad. Never mind…..

That’s me back on the naughty step….

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London


"Out in the woods. Midges having a full meal biting my arse.

Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.

O shit you’re right. Me bad. Never mind…..

That’s me back on the naughty step….

"

It's ok. Posh saved the day and created A Whole New Thread!

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

On the side of a canal in winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Out in the woods. Midges having a full meal biting my arse.

Oi, you're not a lady. The OP only wants to hear from ladies. Men won't have stories to tell here, and they're not welcome if you do.

O shit you’re right. Me bad. Never mind…..

That’s me back on the naughty step….

It's ok. Posh saved the day and created A Whole New Thread! "

Brilliant- no more naughty step for me. Until I open my mouth again lol

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Sunderland"
We have a winner.

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

In a mini back seat no room what so ever

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made

A brothel for me too.

I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.

Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.

Both we equally skanky

Are brothels worth it (a good one obviously)"

As a punter. I guess so.

You give money, you get sex.

As a working girl nope.

It's the trade off of better security over potential police issues and the amount the 'house' take as a cut. (it's not illegal to be a sex worker. It is illegal to run a brothel, and brothel owners use that as an excuse to take even more money as they are the ones 'at risk').

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made

A brothel for me too.

I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.

Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.

Both we equally skanky

Thanks to your profile I learned what a swerf and terf where. "

Ha you're welcome. For those not in the know

terf = trans exclusive radical feminist

Swerf = sex worker exclusive radical feminist

As a non binary, ex sex worker who is a feminist you can imagine I don't get on well with people who believe trans/sex workers can't be feminists and should be excluded from the conversationals.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

In the toilets on a hospital ward the night before a gynecological person.. always wondered if they could tell...

Worst is too embarrassing to think about let alone share

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By *lltheboostCouple
over a year ago

Shefford

Centre Parks pool changing room

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

The beach for both of us (but with different people at the time). Sand in your bits really isn't sexy. Swimming pool sex isn't all it's cracked up to be either.

Beth x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The beach for both of us (but with different people at the time). Sand in your bits really isn't sexy. Swimming pool sex isn't all it's cracked up to be either.

Beth x"

Yeah swimming pool sex isn't great! Same as shower sex, overrated

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom


"Brothel, charged too much for cheap booze €80 for a bottle of champagne.

Thinking back on it I'm not sure who's fucked who here.

Poor life choices have been made

A brothel for me too.

I did a couple of weeks working one that was so seedy it made my skin crawl.

Or Sasha's hotel in Manchester.

Both we equally skanky"

Sashas is criminally bad… if you’re not from Manchester and haven’t heard of it then thank your lucky stars…

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

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