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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

… For my birthday. I might even ask for a Christmas kiss

Narrator- why Xmas, and not a birthday kiss?

Me - because I didn’t get a xmas kiss from anyone either.

Someone bought me cake in work, they don’t know me properly yet.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's your birthday?!

Happy birthday!

I'd come for a drink but you apparently object to my virtual germs...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Happy birthday darling. And of course. You know I will come and celebrate with you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Happy birthday Woody! We will join you for a drink

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Back home in Glasgow

"… For my birthday. I might even ask for a Christmas kiss

Narrator- why Xmas, and not a birthday kiss?

Me - because I didn’t get a xmas kiss from anyone either.

Someone bought me cake in work, they don’t know me properly yet.

David Attenborough - "And so, the fabber lays his trap. By appealing for sympathy, yet with humour, he entices his prey with an understated approach that he hopes will garner attention from the ladyfabbers"

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Have a great day woody, I'll be around for that drink later.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Woody! It’s your actual real birthday? All the very best of seasonal wishes, old chap. And to your old chap too, must be his special day also.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

Happy birthday! Hope you have an amazing day.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My dear affectionate fellow, wishing you the happiest of hippest Birthdays. Of course I shall join you for virtual drinks, sublime jelly, tantalising ice cream, cheeky cakes and lashings of ginger beer until our cheeks are ruddy from all the grinning and our ribs are aching from all the rumbustious laughter.

...·•°°*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh it's your birthday Woody?

You delightful adorable man, raising a virtual drink to you and to your year ahead - may it be filled with things that bring you joy, laughter, smiles and many memories to come.

Happy birthday Woody,

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Happy 21-again day

I'm not much of a drinker, but I'll have a virtual J2O with you and eat cake in your honour

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Happy birthday, Woody! Drinks and I reckon you can start on the Easter chocolate already...!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I would have come for an actual drink and given you a belated Christmas kiss but you clearly didn't want my company

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Woody! It’s your actual real birthday? All the very best of seasonal wishes, old chap. And to your old chap too, must be his special day also."

My actual real birthday. !!!

*tax return is late too.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Happy birthday. I will have a bacardi with you

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’ll try again

Happy birthday Woody, why or why I just knew you were an Aries too (it rhymes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Woody.

I hope you get that kiss. X

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

What time are we meeting here Woody?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What time are we meeting here Woody? "

If I had my way. … this morning.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

^ He’s already at the bar.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Happy birthday Woody,

Yes, I would love a drink please.

And I got no kisses either for my birthday.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Happy Birthday, darling Woody

I promise to kiss you when we finally meet.

Mrs m

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Happy Birthday Woody, will have to get you a birthday drink at the next social

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll try again

Happy birthday Woody, why or why I just knew you were an Aries too (it rhymes)

*knuckle bump another Aries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday. I will have a bacardi with you"

Oohhhh spiced?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"… For my birthday. I might even ask for a Christmas kiss

Narrator- why Xmas, and not a birthday kiss?

Me - because I didn’t get a xmas kiss from anyone either.

Someone bought me cake in work, they don’t know me properly yet.

"
you can ask but you ain't getting one

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

You kept this quiet!! Happy birthday old sausage (and to your old sausage, too).

Are you both hoping for some female attention this evening? I bought you a cake but I’m afraid I ate it….

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Happy birthday sunshine! Hope you have a lovely day/night and cheers to you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You kept this quiet!! Happy birthday old sausage (and to your old sausage, too).

Are you both hoping for some female attention this evening? I bought you a cake but I’m afraid I ate it….

Female attention? I wish…it’s a school night….a fumble behind the sports hall would be good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you for the much appreciated attention (let’s be honest) and happy birthday posts

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Happy birthday to you! Another year older, still none the wiser

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Happy birthday Woody! Hope you have had a fun day!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Happy level up day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah woody, I realise I probably disappoint you on a fairly regular basis, but if anyone deserves happiness.om their birthday, it is you.

Happy birthday

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Happy birthday bud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday to you! Another year older, still none the wiser

Incorrect. I know a lot more stuff from last year.

Narrator - and it’s all useless stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Woody! Hope you have had a fun day!

This is exactly what my boss said in work.

I’ll answer the same way… not yet!!!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow

Are we talking about beer?

Thank you.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Happy Birthday Woody

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m now in the mood for a proper drink drink.

It’s like going out out … how easy can this be arranged?

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By *elinda BeaverCouple
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Happy birthday to you Woody. (pie)

Drinks on us next time we see you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday to you Woody. (pie)

Drinks on us next time we see you.

On you? ….. *fantasy right there……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Mr woody

Fist bump

And a case of Stella

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Did someone say drink?

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes please after the day I’ve had !!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow

Are we talking about beer?

Thank you. "

That depends upon what you're buying us all

welcome woody

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Happy Birthday

Boobies on Me.lol

Have a great one...

smooches all over

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

One of us has to be parent taxi in a few minutes. Shall we start at 9.15?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've started on the bacardi. Cheers

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday Mr woody

Fist bump

And a case of Stella

I don’t like Stella.

More for you!!!

fist bump.

I’ll grab a bottle of other stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow

Are we talking about beer?

Thank you.

That depends upon what you're buying us all

welcome woody "

Is this like school where you have to take lollies in for everyone else?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I’m now in the mood for a proper drink drink.

It’s like going out out … how easy can this be arranged?

I did offer

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By *allulah8091Woman
over a year ago

Harrogate

Turns up late to the party when all are alittle worse for where so I order shots to catch up.....please let me join in birthday boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m now in the mood for a proper drink drink.

It’s like going out out … how easy can this be arranged?

I did offer

But did you arrange it?

*I missed it….

We should all get together sometime. This could be the ultimate pub quiz team!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turns up late to the party when all are alittle worse for where so I order shots to catch up.....please let me join in birthday boy "

Do you remember those nights when nobody knows what they are actually drinking?

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By *allulah8091Woman
over a year ago

Harrogate

Best nights, worse mornings

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk."

Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best nights, worse mornings "

Damn. I have to work tomorrow

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I’m now in the mood for a proper drink drink.

It’s like going out out … how easy can this be arranged?

I did offer

But did you arrange it?

*I missed it….

We should all get together sometime. This could be the ultimate pub quiz team!!!! "

I did - I was sitting on my own for an hour!!

I do love a pub quiz though....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk.

Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony."

But I wanted a pony!!!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk.

Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony.

But I wanted a pony!!!!

would you settle for a unicorn? I’ll see what I can arrange.

(Anyone know where to find the unicorn button on the advanced search function?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk.

Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony.

But I wanted a pony!!!!

would you settle for a unicorn? I’ll see what I can arrange.

(Anyone know where to find the unicorn button on the advanced search function?)"

Looking for -

Make

Female

Couple

Unicorn

*fab should make this happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday! X

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Happy birthday Woody. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow

Are we talking about beer?

Thank you.

That depends upon what you're buying us all

welcome woody

Is this like school where you have to take lollies in for everyone else? "

Thats entire your choice of thinking but remember we're adults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an actual drink for you lovely. It was close to being a cake x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow

Are we talking about beer?

Thank you.

That depends upon what you're buying us all

welcome woody

Is this like school where you have to take lollies in for everyone else?

Thats entire your choice of thinking but remember we're adults "

Your right, I have to be reminded often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday have a gd one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belated birthday wishes to you Woody!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

How’s the head this morning Woody?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How’s the head this morning Woody?

I didn’t go overboard. An early night as I had work and little to keep me awake…..

But it was a good night, and my favourite beer too.

Thank you EVERYONE for my happy birthdays.

Until next year eh?

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