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"… For my birthday. I might even ask for a Christmas kiss Narrator- why Xmas, and not a birthday kiss? Me - because I didn’t get a xmas kiss from anyone either. Someone bought me cake in work, they don’t know me properly yet. " David Attenborough - "And so, the fabber lays his trap. By appealing for sympathy, yet with humour, he entices his prey with an understated approach that he hopes will garner attention from the ladyfabbers" | |||
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"Woody! It’s your actual real birthday? All the very best of seasonal wishes, old chap. And to your old chap too, must be his special day also." My actual real birthday. !!! *tax return is late too. | |||
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"What time are we meeting here Woody? " If I had my way. … this morning. | |||
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"I’ll try again Happy birthday Woody, why or why I just knew you were an Aries too (it rhymes) " *knuckle bump another Aries. | |||
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"Happy birthday. I will have a bacardi with you" Oohhhh spiced? | |||
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"… For my birthday. I might even ask for a Christmas kiss Narrator- why Xmas, and not a birthday kiss? Me - because I didn’t get a xmas kiss from anyone either. Someone bought me cake in work, they don’t know me properly yet. " you can ask but you ain't getting one | |||
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"You kept this quiet!! Happy birthday old sausage (and to your old sausage, too). Are you both hoping for some female attention this evening? I bought you a cake but I’m afraid I ate it…. " Female attention? I wish…it’s a school night….a fumble behind the sports hall would be good. | |||
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"Happy birthday to you! Another year older, still none the wiser " Incorrect. I know a lot more stuff from last year. Narrator - and it’s all useless stuff. | |||
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"Happy birthday Woody! Hope you have had a fun day! " This is exactly what my boss said in work. I’ll answer the same way… not yet!!!! | |||
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"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow " Are we talking about beer? Thank you. | |||
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"Happy birthday to you Woody. (pie) Drinks on us next time we see you. " On you? ….. *fantasy right there…… | |||
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"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow Are we talking about beer? Thank you. " That depends upon what you're buying us all welcome woody | |||
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"Happy birthday Mr woody Fist bump And a case of Stella " I don’t like Stella. More for you!!! fist bump. I’ll grab a bottle of other stuff | |||
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"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow Are we talking about beer? Thank you. That depends upon what you're buying us all welcome woody " Is this like school where you have to take lollies in for everyone else? | |||
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"I’m now in the mood for a proper drink drink. It’s like going out out … how easy can this be arranged? " I did offer | |||
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"I’m now in the mood for a proper drink drink. It’s like going out out … how easy can this be arranged? I did offer " But did you arrange it? *I missed it…. We should all get together sometime. This could be the ultimate pub quiz team!!!! | |||
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"Turns up late to the party when all are alittle worse for where so I order shots to catch up.....please let me join in birthday boy " Do you remember those nights when nobody knows what they are actually drinking? | |||
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"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk." Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony. | |||
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"Best nights, worse mornings " Damn. I have to work tomorrow | |||
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"I’m now in the mood for a proper drink drink. It’s like going out out … how easy can this be arranged? I did offer But did you arrange it? *I missed it…. We should all get together sometime. This could be the ultimate pub quiz team!!!! " I did - I was sitting on my own for an hour!! I do love a pub quiz though.... | |||
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"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk. Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony." But I wanted a pony!!!! | |||
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"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk. Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony. But I wanted a pony!!!! " would you settle for a unicorn? I’ll see what I can arrange. (Anyone know where to find the unicorn button on the advanced search function?) | |||
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"I know it’s a school night but I’ve just plonked your favourite pony in front of you. I lit the candle but it sunk. Ffs favourite pint!!! I didn’t buy you a pony. But I wanted a pony!!!! would you settle for a unicorn? I’ll see what I can arrange. (Anyone know where to find the unicorn button on the advanced search function?)" Looking for - Make Female Couple Tv Unicorn *fab should make this happen | |||
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"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow Are we talking about beer? Thank you. That depends upon what you're buying us all welcome woody Is this like school where you have to take lollies in for everyone else? " Thats entire your choice of thinking but remember we're adults | |||
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"Happy birthday buddy hope you have a great one and many more to follow Are we talking about beer? Thank you. That depends upon what you're buying us all welcome woody Is this like school where you have to take lollies in for everyone else? Thats entire your choice of thinking but remember we're adults " Your right, I have to be reminded often. | |||
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"How’s the head this morning Woody? " I didn’t go overboard. An early night as I had work and little to keep me awake….. . But it was a good night, and my favourite beer too. Thank you EVERYONE for my happy birthdays. Until next year eh? | |||
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