FabSwingers.com forum: I Hate Edging

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

You know what I mean, it takes forever, your arm aches from all the movements, and by the end of it you're absolutely covered in the stuff

So yeah, if someone wants to come help me with the decorating that'd be great

I'll even let you wank me off after

LvM

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You had me.

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By *etro1940sCouple
over a year ago

Kingston upon Thames

edging has its own special place (ask a woman who takes the long road)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fuck that, I've got enough of that going on in my own life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do I it just makes my orgasm disappear.

Teasing I love but getting me to the point of no return then stopping I'm likely to be rather annoyed

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"You had me.

A-thank you

Spot the people who didn't read the whole thing

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fuck that, I've got enough of that going on in my own life

So you've got plenty of experience then? You're hired

LvM

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Wall paper.

Lasts longer, but the paste goes everywhere

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fuck that, I've got enough of that going on in my own life

So you've got plenty of experience then? You're hired

LvM"

I've painted my hallway and my bathroom, and the bathroom probably needs another coat. So... no

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Wall paper.

Lasts longer, but the paste goes everywhere"

that's what she said

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wall paper.

Lasts longer, but the paste goes everywhere"

I'm not sure wallpaper works on the ceilings

LvM

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm always happy to lend a hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just pay someone to do it for me, happy endings all round

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm always happy to lend a hand. "

Thanks Mels

but what about the painting?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was ready to get all defensive there

I’m shite at decorating but I can come wank you off if you like

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'd just pay someone to do it for me, happy endings all round "

Definitely going this way next time

LvM

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I have so much decorating to do and this thread has been upsetting as reminded me of it. Any good decorator around?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm always happy to lend a hand.

Thanks Mels

but what about the painting?

LvM"

You can paint my face instead. It will be far more enjoyable for us both.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I was ready to get all defensive there

I’m shite at decorating but I can come wank you off if you like

Oh go on then, bring some coveralls though, wouldn't want to splatter you too much

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have so much decorating to do and this thread has been upsetting as reminded me of it. Any good decorator around?

Not in here apparently

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm always happy to lend a hand.

Thanks Mels

but what about the painting?

LvM

You can paint my face instead. It will be far more enjoyable for us both."

Having one of those days?

LvM

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I was ready to get all defensive there

I’m shite at decorating but I can come wank you off if you like

Oh go on then, bring some coveralls though, wouldn't want to splatter you too much

LvM"

Do it naked. Hot steamy shower with someone else exfoliating.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

I've had to put lining paper on a ceiling a few times. Major pain in the butt but with the right sticky stuff and teamwork. Anything is possible

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Fuck sake.

I'm so sorry for the posts above.

That's to the OP and anyone who has had the misfortune of reading my current horniness.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I have so much decorating to do and this thread has been upsetting as reminded me of it. Any good decorator around?

Not in here apparently

LvM"

Looks like it. Seriously though, any professional decorator just DM. Need yo be exceptionally good though

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I was ready to get all defensive there

I’m shite at decorating but I can come wank you off if you like

Oh go on then, bring some coveralls though, wouldn't want to splatter you too much

LvM

Do it naked. Hot steamy shower with someone else exfoliating."

Excellent problem solving

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I've had to put lining paper on a ceiling a few times. Major pain in the butt but with the right sticky stuff and teamwork. Anything is possible"

Fab's new motto

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fuck sake.

I'm so sorry for the posts above.

That's to the OP and anyone who has had the misfortune of reading my current horniness."

Don't apologise for being a horn-dog Mels

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I have so much decorating to do and this thread has been upsetting as reminded me of it. Any good decorator around?

Not in here apparently

LvM

Looks like it. Seriously though, any professional decorator just DM. Need yo be exceptionally good though

How complicated are your walls

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know what I mean, it takes forever, your arm aches from all the movements, and by the end of it you're absolutely covered in the stuff

So yeah, if someone wants to come help me with the decorating that'd be great

I'll even let you wank me off after

LvM"

Very good!

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Just finished my decorating, now just getting my mess off of the tiles and cupboard. Kitchen and bathroom Matt grey before you ask....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Fuck sake.

I'm so sorry for the posts above.

That's to the OP and anyone who has had the misfortune of reading my current horniness.

Don't apologise for being a horn-dog Mels

LvM"

Mels

You're the only one who could get away with that. I do need to, it's been awful since Monday.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Just finished my decorating, now just getting my mess off of the tiles and cupboard. Kitchen and bathroom Matt grey before you ask....

The clean up's almost as bad because you never get it all first time

LvM

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I have so much decorating to do and this thread has been upsetting as reminded me of it. Any good decorator around?

Not in here apparently

LvM

Looks like it. Seriously though, any professional decorator just DM. Need yo be exceptionally good though

How complicated are your walls

LvM"

Not partcularly but plenty and it's not just the walls, doors an all. Not too mention give the coving a good edging

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Fuck sake.

I'm so sorry for the posts above.

That's to the OP and anyone who has had the misfortune of reading my current horniness.

Don't apologise for being a horn-dog Mels

LvM

Mels

You're the only one who could get away with that. I do need to, it's been awful since Monday.

Just nip off and have a wank or seven, maybe book a dick appointment

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought it’s called cutting

But yeah I don’t mind big stuff but not the fiddly bits

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Just finished my decorating, now just getting my mess off of the tiles and cupboard. Kitchen and bathroom Matt grey before you ask....

My kitchen cabinets will be eggshell mushroom... when I get around to it.

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Thought it’s called cutting

But yeah I don’t mind big stuff but not the fiddly bits

Yeah but I can't make a dirty, punny thread about that one

LvM

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Thought it’s called cutting

But yeah I don’t mind big stuff but not the fiddly bits

Yeah but I can't make a dirty, punny thread about that one

LvM"

I mean, I'm sure some people are into that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was ready to get all defensive there

I’m shite at decorating but I can come wank you off if you like

Oh go on then, bring some coveralls though, wouldn't want to splatter you too much

LvM"

I don’t mind

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in. I love painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought it’s called cutting

But yeah I don’t mind big stuff but not the fiddly bits

Yeah but I can't make a dirty, punny thread about that one

LvM"

Well it is what it is

sometimes it has to be done, I’ll help you

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm in. I love painting

Awesome, mind giving Meli a hand?

LvM

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in. I love painting

Awesome, mind giving Meli a hand?

LvM"

Seems entirely reasonable

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Wanked off while painting.... Hmm what would be better roller or brush???

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Wall paper.

Lasts longer, but the paste goes everywhere

I'm not sure wallpaper works on the ceilings

LvM"

First place I had, the plaster on walls and ceiling had so many cracks and flaking bits. Patched round with polyfilla then slammed woodchip wallpaper over both walls and ceilings. Oh, one room I think I did the ceiling with polystyrene tiles, remember those?

If not enough of a toxic fume fire hazard in their initial state, when painted over they became almost self explosive

I'm available at very reasonable rates for anyone that fancies making their home uninhabitable...

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