FabSwingers.com forum: Car adverts.........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Ladies and gentlemen of th.........

Women and blokes of the Lounge.

After extensive research I have reached the conclusion that CAR ads are the bollcking worst offenders on the planet ... from Cazooing to AnyCar-ing ... they are irritating shite.

Tell me an ad that is worse .... g'wan !

I'm off out n back later to look at your homework !

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You is not wrong there Granny.

They be fooking shite and no mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The omaze house competition

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'll take the dancing guy over Philip Schofield any day.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

The undulating annoying voice of the lady who does the Omaze ads Fluffy Chicken !

I agree with you

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I thought the we buy any car adverts with Schofield were annoying. Now they are even worse.

And the ads for peoples postcode lottery. Utter tosh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heyyyyy carrrrrrr

Heyyyyyy carrrrrrrr

Annoying as feck

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Cazoo, we buy any car, cinch. All fricken irritating.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

The Paddy Power, Know your limits...

"Never... bet when angry" said in such an agresive manner - he clearly has anger issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The undulating annoying voice of the lady who does the Omaze ads Fluffy Chicken !

I agree with you"

Her fecking permasmile too!

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By *entleman.kMan
over a year ago

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JML products has to be the worst,latest one being advertised is to replace your weights bench with the power of a pull cord and rotating disc as resistance made me laugh.can even screw it to the wall.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

The beans one where she has a mild panic attack and rushes to the local shop in her dressing gown and slippers because they substituted her brand in her online order

Also the Vicks courtroom one which is so badly dubbed and she asks for his cold sentence to be reduced from 2 weeks to 2 days because she has Vicks (saw this masterpiece for the first time last night)

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

The Electric Vehicle interlude whereby someone unplugs something important to charge their car.

does that imply that EV drivers are selfish? thats the message I got

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

All of the Santander adverts with Ant and Dec are far worse than any other adverts.

Bring back Jenson Button

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By *uietguy689Man
over a year ago

Abingdon

So many ads I can't stand, from overly self-tanned car buying, food delivery services, and possibly the most hated smug family 'on the beach' who I would go a long way to avoid

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Tell me an ad that is worse .... g'wan "

Dasiydaisydaisydaisydaisy……. I’m just off to we buy any car, so I can buy a 4x4 to find that field and run the annoying clothes horses over to shut them up

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

The ads on daytime TV for funeral savings plans.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

All of the above plus anything dubbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me an ad that is worse .... g'wan

Dasiydaisydaisydaisydaisy……. I’m just off to we buy any car, so I can buy a 4x4 to find that field and run the annoying clothes horses over to shut them up

Good shout

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

We buy any car!!!

Or Go compare!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Perfume ads on telly are far worse than car ads. They don't have anything to do with the product they're selling and tell you nothing at all about it.

Do I want to smell of Keira Knightly in an impractical white outfit on a moped or like Julia Roberts snapping diamante chains at a party? Or that annoying woman who just says "daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy"?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Any bank advert that:

- Tries to make out that it's your friend.

- Understands that times a tough right now.

- Tells me how much milk to use with my cereal.

- Or any depiction of "real world conversations" between "real people"... such as being the "queen of the reduced to clear section"... Like we need to be told that we can save money by buying a packet of broken biscuits and a few tins of Carling that have been semi crushed.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

KFC. Telling me that brown food with a brown liquid poured on it is appetising.

It's not

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

That gold one. Chap states bring your 'scrap' gold for a fast and friendly quote.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No one said Lloyds Bank ..... Black horses running up to a girl on a bike...

'This girl is on fire!' wish she was....

What has any of that got to do with keeping my money safe ?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"No one said Lloyds Bank ..... Black horses running up to a girl on a bike...

'This girl is on fire!' wish she was....

What has any of that got to do with keeping my money safe ?"

Depends whether the girl who is on fire is holding your cash I suppose. If she's on fire while holding paper money that's not safe at all. Better find someone less fire-y to hold it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There’s an advert on the radio at the moment that is really making me want to kill whoever made it.

It features ‘robotic’ voices ala Daft Punk and is really fucking pissing me off.

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