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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london

I had 6 eggs. I ate 2, i broke 2 and then cooked 2. How many complete eggs are left?

Submit another riddle with each answer..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4.

What gets wetter as it gets drier?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

4

What's black and white and read all over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4

What's black and white and read all over?"

A penguin in a blender

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"4.

What gets wetter as it gets drier? "

Towel??

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"4.

What gets wetter as it gets drier? "

No idea. But if you meant the more it dries , then it's a towel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4.

What gets wetter as it gets drier?

Towel??"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4.

What gets wetter as it gets drier?

No idea. But if you meant the more it dries , then it's a towel."

Oh ffs I said it wrong

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"4

What's black and white and read all over?"

Read or red?

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London


"4

What's black and white and read all over?"

A newspaper.

Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning?

G

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"4

What's black and white and read all over?

A penguin in a blender "

Giggle

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"4

What's black and white and read all over?

Read or red?"

It's better as a verbal 'joke' . It's read

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

If I had 50p for every maths test I failed I'd have £7.26 now.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"4

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning?

G"

Correct

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

What's pink and hangs out your underpants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning?

G"

I want to say a pic with a flick knife but technically the pig could be armed at any time of day so that doesn’t work

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London


"4

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning?

G

I want to say a pic with a flick knife but technically the pig could be armed at any time of day so that doesn’t work "

Haha! Nope, not that!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Non it's a trick question you don't actually like eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so good with maths I'm afraid, it makes me so anxious I can't help but feel like I'm stepping on eggshells when I try.

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By *i fem hunters OP   Couple
over a year ago

london


"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?"

Is this serious?

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"4.

What gets wetter as it gets drier?

No idea. But if you meant the more it dries , then it's a towel.

Oh ffs I said it wrong "

It was funnier the way you wrote it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?

Is this serious?"

Yes.

The answer is 'your mum'. I.e. Hanging out the washing.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?"
Grandma

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?"

What if your moms not Caucasian?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?

What if your moms not Caucasian?"

Alter to suit

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can't remember the egg one even though I saw it on facebook today

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London


"4

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning?

G"

Financial Times Crossword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

Talking of which, what's pink and hard in the morning?

G

Financial Times Crossword"

Ffs

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

What goes up a down pipe down but not down a down pipe up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12?

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By *oshua.LMan
over a year ago

slough


"What goes up a down pipe down but not down a down pipe up?"

An umbrella!

How many times can you take 5 away from 25?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What goes up a down pipe down but not down a down pipe up?

An umbrella!

How many times can you take 5 away from 25?"

Once

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"What's pink and hangs out your underpants?"

A clothes peg

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"What goes up a down pipe down but not down a down pipe up?

An umbrella!

How many times can you take 5 away from 25?"
infinite

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