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My mate fancies you... the Torso and Tits Out edition...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm cold. Really cold. And tired and don't feel well. So I would appreciate your flirty smut to be sent to each other via the medium of my (or other "mates") inbox.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Happy to play postie in between work jobs

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I’ll join in with you Posh pants

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By *ubyBlairWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow-ish / Edinburgh

This sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a peak, see if any pique my intrest

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In - I can play postie until I can't

F

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm so tired too Posh Pants so I'll cheer myself up and play please

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'll play. I can't promise that I'll be a first class postie today though.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'll join in for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My message has been sent directly!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then...

Tinder

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

I'm in and happy to play postie.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Yeah I’m in and happy to be a mate

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

I’m in and can be another message delivery person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

First one in my box is a secy mate who says...

Can you tell _reytothefairies she has amazing legs and I’m longing for them to be wrapped around my waist and neck

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in for this. My torso is out (don’t look Posh!) and I’m happy to play postie

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in for this. My torso is out (don’t look Posh!) and I’m happy to play postie"

Bollocks and bumholes and everything.

Ffs.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m in for this. My torso is out (don’t look Posh!) and I’m happy to play postie

Bollocks and bumholes and everything.

Ffs."

Those are on my friends only pics

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in for this. My torso is out (don’t look Posh!) and I’m happy to play postie

Bollocks and bumholes and everything.

Ffs.

Those are on my friends only pics"

WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m in for this. My torso is out (don’t look Posh!) and I’m happy to play postie

Bollocks and bumholes and everything.

Ffs.

Those are on my friends only pics

WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK? "

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FAB THEM?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m in for this. My torso is out (don’t look Posh!) and I’m happy to play postie

Bollocks and bumholes and everything.

Ffs.

Those are on my friends only pics

WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK?

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FAB THEM?!

"

Auto pilot

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy lady sent me this message;

Please tell Kaitonel that using the suit is playing dirty. Not in a fair way, but in a very fun way

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m in for this. My torso is out (don’t look Posh!) and I’m happy to play postie

Bollocks and bumholes and everything.

Ffs.

Those are on my friends only pics

WHY THE FUCK DID I LOOK?

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU FAB THEM?!

Auto pilot "

Self destruct

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Ooh a twofer.

I've been asked to let NSP and Tinder know that someone'd love to get warm between the sheets with them  (just Mrs of course)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My very shy mate would like to tell The Fabolorian that the message is received and now I've recovered from the dead faint I've replied

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooh a twofer.

I've been asked to let NSP and Tinder know that someone'd love to get warm between the sheets with them  (just Mrs of course)"

In

In

In

In

In

Please and thank you.

I'm keeping my socks on though. My feet are cold.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"A very sexy lady sent me this message;

Please tell Kaitonel that using the suit is playing dirty. Not in a fair way, but in a very fun way"

But I'm clothed! How is that playing dirty?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ooh ooh I’ll play.

What do I do. Do I just sit here and wait to get shagged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ooh ooh I’ll play.

What do I do. Do I just sit here and wait to get shagged. "

You are the MMFY inventor ffs! If YOU don't know...

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Oh I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh I’m in "

Me?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales


"Oh I’m in

Me? "

On my way

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Oh yay I always miss these! I’m in!

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By *hostheman1972Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I'm in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"First one in my box is a secy mate who says...

Can you tell _reytothefairies she has amazing legs and I’m longing for them to be wrapped around my waist and neck"

Oh they're good legs for that

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I'm in too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My mate says to PreyToTheFairies that he would like her in a Grumpy sandwich with him ....

No I really didn't write this but ... Sounds fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Can you tell Mr Fiddles I’d like to fiddle with his stick and have him poke me with it

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

LH

Go on then, stick me in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

Will you tell my DS strap on that I’m touching my toes.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Someone a little bit too into their health and safety asked me to please tell Mistress Strapon that she’ll have someone’s eye out with that thing if she’s not careful.

They might be right. But some things are worth the risk. Who needs two whole eyes anyway? There's other ways to perceive depth

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"My mate says to PreyToTheFairies that he would like her in a Grumpy sandwich with him ....

No I really didn't write this but ... Sounds fair "

Do we all get to be extra grumpy during? I haven't had a good bitch session in forever

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My sexy mate says...

Will you tell my DS strap on that I’m touching my toes. "

Oops... my bad.

Auto carrot changed it.

That's Mistress Strapon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My mate says to PreyToTheFairies that he would like her in a Grumpy sandwich with him ....

No I really didn't write this but ... Sounds fair

Do we all get to be extra grumpy during? I haven't had a good bitch session in forever "

Bitch away my dear .. I'll be busy anyway apparently

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My sexy mate says...

Can you tell Mr Fiddles I’d like to fiddle with his stick and have him poke me with it "

It would be a pleasure I’m sure.

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By *hiversMan
over a year ago

Dinas Powys

In!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'm in.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very hunky friend has just asked me to send this on their behalf;

Will you let _ilkstress know that I think she has a lovely body that I’d love to know much better.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

1 hot mate has asked : Will you tell NSP that she’s one of my oldest fab friends and it’s great to see her sexy self back in the forums xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm in, got my tits out

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'm in,

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My utterly sexy mate (proper sexy like) says...

Could you please let Piscean Dream know that his tits are glorious but if he doesn't put them away soon I'm going to flood my basement.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend has asked me to pass this on;

Please can you pass this message on for Posh

Sorry, I didn't get chance to meet up the other weekend, it will happen soon!!

Hope you're feeling better?

Can I jump into bed with you, as I'm cold too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My damn fine mate says...

Message for Preytothefairies

I'm still waiting for my birthday treat, I've been very patiently waiting

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"My utterly sexy mate (proper sexy like) says...

Could you please let Piscean Dream know that his tits are glorious but if he doesn't put them away soon I'm going to flood my basement."

I've always wanted a sex room in a basement, I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my belly out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be in but no get my tits out I’m feeling a little shy today .

Happy to be postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on if this is the torso and tits out edition, to whom do I send pictures of my tits?

I have several in private

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"1 hot mate has asked : Will you tell NSP that she’s one of my oldest fab friends and it’s great to see her sexy self back in the forums xx"

I'm not THAT old!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A very sexy friend has asked me to pass this on;

Please can you pass this message on for Posh

Sorry, I didn't get chance to meet up the other weekend, it will happen soon!!

Hope you're feeling better?

Can I jump into bed with you, as I'm cold too"

Yes. Please. And because of that I'll forgive you for bypassing me

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very lovely friend has sent this to me;

Can you tell Micheala Gray she can send pics of her boobs, bum or that pretty face to me if she likes.

I’m not sure how you’re meant to know who to send them to though…

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Hang on if this is the torso and tits out edition, to whom do I send pictures of my tits?

I have several in private "

I volunteer.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate...

Message for MrsShivs

I'm ok with you keeping your tits hidden for now but would appreciate seeing lots of them when you're my tour guide when I visit

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia


"A very hunky friend has just asked me to send this on their behalf;

Will you let _ilkstress know that I think she has a lovely body that I’d love to know much better. "

Oh, thank you. As I'm very susceptible to lovely compliments, I might like to get to know your hunky friend too!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hang on if this is the torso and tits out edition, to whom do I send pictures of my tits?

I have several in private "

I’m very happy to receive

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Ooo in please

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m in

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Message for Clacton65.

If your belly is out and cold, feel free to cwtch under duvet and warm it on my boobs.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A very sexy mate says...

Please could you tell WildBlond69...

I'd love to cover every inch of her sexy figure with my hands, lips and tongue

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

We are in for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And another sexy mate...

Message for MrsShivs

I'm ok with you keeping your tits hidden for now but would appreciate seeing lots of them when you're my tour guide when I visit "

You can use them as hand warmers. It’s cold here

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Apologies I kinda got distracted with him

Anyhoo my gorgeous mate wants me to pass this along....

Please tell the kinda tallish Coffee Ape that he is at least warming me up. Until I overthink the situation.

Then it gets weird quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one is seeing my boobs, but in.

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

As always happy to play postie!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

My handsome mate has asked me to pass this along....

Can you let Raven know that I really want to smooch and undress her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would love to be in for this

(Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My handsome mate has asked me to pass this along....

Can you let Raven know that I really want to smooch and undress her"

What is smooching??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the opposite of the Midas touch, I'm sure it has a name.

Anyway, out.

As you were...

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We're in

X

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

Still here and ready to deliver

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I'm in.....OP hope you're okay and wish I could come and give you cuddles to warm you up!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've been sidetracked... sadly not by fun stuff. But I'm back and about to empty my box into the thread!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm in. Just on the off- chance there's any tgirl love going.

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Good afternoon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm in.....OP hope you're okay and wish I could come and give you cuddles to warm you up! "

I'm much better having read that

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"I've been sidetracked... sadly not by fun stuff. But I'm back and about to empty my box into the thread!"

Sounds messy and I like it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy and gorgeous mate says...

Can you tell Shivers I’m a fan of the long hair and bearded look, always good to hold you in place with

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A sexy couple want me to tell my gorgeous mate...

Please tell Tinder, of Tinder and the beard, that we’ve both never wished more that we were strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a gander from way back in the corner

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Well this one got me hot under the collar just reading it .... my mate says

Can you yell abootyfullday....

Her profile pic gives me the horn, where I want to lick her up one thigh, reaching the top, working my way across to her swollen clit, taking it in my mouth, gently nibbling as her, as I insert a finger slowly, licking her with bit more force, feeling her twitch with each pass, then lick her from arsehole to clit....

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A message for wildblonde from a dapper gent

Can you tell Wildblonde69 it looks as if she needs a hand removing the shirt from that beautiful body, happy to help if she needs!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Well this one got me hot under the collar just reading it .... my mate says

Can you yell abootyfullday....

Her profile pic gives me the horn, where I want to lick her up one thigh, reaching the top, working my way across to her swollen clit, taking it in my mouth, gently nibbling as her, as I insert a finger slowly, licking her with bit more force, feeling her twitch with each pass, then lick her from arsehole to clit.... "

That's a bit saucy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have a sexy mate who says...

Can you tell Long-legged blonde I'd like like to kiss her body from head to toe undressing her with my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I play?"

Anyone can play

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA


"Well this one got me hot under the collar just reading it .... my mate says

Can you yell abootyfullday....

Her profile pic gives me the horn, where I want to lick her up one thigh, reaching the top, working my way across to her swollen clit, taking it in my mouth, gently nibbling as her, as I insert a finger slowly, licking her with bit more force, feeling her twitch with each pass, then lick her from arsehole to clit.... "

Offftt whoever this was has just set the standard!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I'm in

Em x

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By *exualPleasuresMan
over a year ago

west Yorkshire

I’m in

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"Well this one got me hot under the collar just reading it .... my mate says

Can you yell abootyfullday....

Her profile pic gives me the horn, where I want to lick her up one thigh, reaching the top, working my way across to her swollen clit, taking it in my mouth, gently nibbling as her, as I insert a finger slowly, licking her with bit more force, feeling her twitch with each pass, then lick her from arsehole to clit.... "

Pure filth and I love it

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Posh this ones for you!

Could you please let posh know

I think she is fantastic, always positive and brings a lot of joy here. Plus she a hottie

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Can I play?

Anyone can play"

You tell all the boys that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh this ones for you!

Could you please let posh know

I think she is fantastic, always positive and brings a lot of joy here. Plus she a hottie"

Awwwwwwwwww

That's thawing my cold dead heart a little. Can we work on my fingers now please?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I play?

Anyone can play

You tell all the boys that "

I do. That's true. But I don't say who they can play with

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

ooooooo incoming message for the lovely NSP!

I think she is just sensational and she makes me grin

oooo lala from a right charmer!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Posh this ones for you!

Could you please let posh know

I think she is fantastic, always positive and brings a lot of joy here. Plus she a hottie

Awwwwwwwwww

That's thawing my cold dead heart a little. Can we work on my fingers now please? "

You want a finger

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Well this one got me hot under the collar just reading it .... my mate says

Can you yell abootyfullday....

Her profile pic gives me the horn, where I want to lick her up one thigh, reaching the top, working my way across to her swollen clit, taking it in my mouth, gently nibbling as her, as I insert a finger slowly, licking her with bit more force, feeling her twitch with each pass, then lick her from arsehole to clit.... "

Oh my days well I don't even know what to say to this....well done mystery sending, you have me blushing! please reveal yourself

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"ooooooo incoming message for the lovely NSP!

I think she is just sensational and she makes me grin

oooo lala from a right charmer! "

Oooooooh...

Is it a really charming charmer?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh this ones for you!

Could you please let posh know

I think she is fantastic, always positive and brings a lot of joy here. Plus she a hottie

Awwwwwwwwww

That's thawing my cold dead heart a little. Can we work on my fingers now please?

You want a finger "

Noooo... I need to warm my fingers. You game?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"Posh this ones for you!

Could you please let posh know

I think she is fantastic, always positive and brings a lot of joy here. Plus she a hottie

Awwwwwwwwww

That's thawing my cold dead heart a little. Can we work on my fingers now please?

You want a finger

Noooo... I need to warm my fingers. You game? "

I’m partial to a finger in the bum, that’s what you meant right

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"ooooooo incoming message for the lovely NSP!

I think she is just sensational and she makes me grin

oooo lala from a right charmer!

Oooooooh...

Is it a really charming charmer? "

I would say so....you two together I think would be a right charming pair

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Oh NSP aren't you a rightfully popular lady incoming from a cheeky one!

I have something she can warm her fingers on

I'm not sure what they could mean with this so you may have to use your imagination

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I am back!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

From a very eloquent friend

Plz tell abootyfull day, she popped in my inbox at 8 last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck me in then chaps

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'll play

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Well my oh my.

My sexy mate has got verbal diarrhea today...

Posh plz say to Hotwifecouple..

I'd sail the Irish sea, navigate the byways and highways, of the Emerald Isle, so that, I could come and spoil her, starting with long slow passionate kisses, working from her mouth, gently moving down her neck teasing her skin with mouth and tongue, following my hands down after they've been playing with her nipples, getting then ready to recieve my mouth, nibbling, sucking ever so gently nibbling to begin with, going on towards her vagina. That's moist from the attention on the other erogenous areas, as I get there pulling the skin above her clit tight, exposing the beaitul little bean of a clit, ready for the flicking back n forth of my tongue...then proceed to ruin her

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm in. Happy to postie, equally happy for my inbox to be filled with messages of lust

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh this ones for you!

Could you please let posh know

I think she is fantastic, always positive and brings a lot of joy here. Plus she a hottie

Awwwwwwwwww

That's thawing my cold dead heart a little. Can we work on my fingers now please?

You want a finger

Noooo... I need to warm my fingers. You game?

I’m partial to a finger in the bum, that’s what you meant right "

Bend over

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh NSP aren't you a rightfully popular lady incoming from a cheeky one!

I have something she can warm her fingers on

I'm not sure what they could mean with this so you may have to use your imagination "

I have a hell of an imagination....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from my super hot mate to a vixen...

Please let Hotwifecpl know her peachy bum is always distracting me when I see her post on the forums! It should come with a distraction warning.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

my friend asked me to post

Will you tell fluffy chicken that I’d love her to pop my nuggets in her mouth

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"From a very eloquent friend

Plz tell abootyfull day, she popped in my inbox at 8 last night"

Oh dear I have to do detective work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend says

Would you tell Booty that I’d love that booty shaken in my face.

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like no post needs shipped from the north I'm out and will go and read my book

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Well my oh my.

My sexy mate has got verbal diarrhea today...

Posh plz say to Hotwifecouple..

I'd sail the Irish sea, navigate the byways and highways, of the Emerald Isle, so that, I could come and spoil her, starting with long slow passionate kisses, working from her mouth, gently moving down her neck teasing her skin with mouth and tongue, following my hands down after they've been playing with her nipples, getting then ready to recieve my mouth, nibbling, sucking ever so gently nibbling to begin with, going on towards her vagina. That's moist from the attention on the other erogenous areas, as I get there pulling the skin above her clit tight, exposing the beaitul little bean of a clit, ready for the flicking back n forth of my tongue...then proceed to ruin her "

Well with an offer like that you can write your poetry on my clit anytime

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"My friend says

Would you tell Booty that I’d love that booty shaken in my face.

Thank you

"

If I attempt to twerk in front of your face it's not going to be sexy

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"One from my super hot mate to a vixen...

Please let Hotwifecpl know her peachy bum is always distracting me when I see her post on the forums! It should come with a distraction warning."

Oh dear my apologies,shall I put it away?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

A certain snake has asked me to tell Chicken he would like to give her a good:

clucking*

plucking*

fucking*

(*delete as appropriate)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my sexy mate...

Will you tell _olly swallows I like her check list.

Slutty tick

Blonde tick

Bimbo tick

That’s the holy trinity.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Chicken! My sexy mate says...

Please could you tell Fluffy Chicken she’s been my forum crush a little while and I got excited when we got match made in the late night forum the other day haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for NSP from a very attractive forum member:

Will you tell NSP that me and my gloriously magnificent penis would lick her legs smooth.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door


"I have a sexy mate who says...

Can you tell Long-legged blonde I'd like like to kiss her body from head to toe undressing her with my mouth."

Ooohh, I wonder who would like to do this me? Can it be slow and sensual please. As I don't get offers like this often so I want to make the most of it

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My friend says

Would you tell Booty that I’d love that booty shaken in my face.

Thank you

If I attempt to twerk in front of your face it's not going to be sexy "

I’ll be the judge of that.

Oops

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from one of my sexy mates...

Would you please tell Fluffy Chicken that I'm still salivating at the thought of getting my hands on those magnificent boobs please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A message for NSP from a very attractive forum member:

Will you tell NSP that me and my gloriously magnificent penis would lick her legs smooth. "

I'm now concerned that your tongue is covered in razor blades... that can't be safe

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"My friend says

Would you tell Booty that I’d love that booty shaken in my face.

Thank you

If I attempt to twerk in front of your face it's not going to be sexy

I’ll be the judge of that.

Oops "

Oh hello sexy

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"From my sexy mate...

Will you tell _olly swallows I like her check list.

Slutty tick

Blonde tick

Bimbo tick

That’s the holy trinity."

Tell your mate to come get their hands on this slutty, blonde bimbo then

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Aw NSP you are loved

Could you please tell Posh that since she's been back the forum is a brighter place and I'm grateful

From a grateful charmer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Aw NSP you are loved

Could you please tell Posh that since she's been back the forum is a brighter place and I'm grateful

From a grateful charmer "

Thats because im the only one who knows where the light switch is

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

In

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Aw NSP you are loved

Could you please tell Posh that since she's been back the forum is a brighter place and I'm grateful

From a grateful charmer "

I second this!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Aw NSP you are loved

Could you please tell Posh that since she's been back the forum is a brighter place and I'm grateful

From a grateful charmer

I second this! "

Ah ha! So that's one person I can cross off the list... I'll figure out who this charmer is...

And thanks

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Aw NSP you are loved

Could you please tell Posh that since she's been back the forum is a brighter place and I'm grateful

From a grateful charmer

I second this!

Ah ha! So that's one person I can cross off the list... I'll figure out who this charmer is...

And thanks "

Or maybe I'm blowing smoke up my own arse giving the original message extra attention!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Aw NSP you are loved

Could you please tell Posh that since she's been back the forum is a brighter place and I'm grateful

From a grateful charmer

I second this!

Ah ha! So that's one person I can cross off the list... I'll figure out who this charmer is...

And thanks

Or maybe I'm blowing smoke up my own arse giving the original message extra attention! "

Ooooh... that's the kinda evil (but not evil cos you're lovely) genius thing you would do!

Clever...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hey gorgeous NSP can I be in for the last bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken! My sexy mate says...

Please could you tell Fluffy Chicken she’s been my forum crush a little while and I got excited when we got match made in the late night forum the other day haha"

Oh what! I missed that!

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

Let’s try join in again

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m still hovering in hope

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

ooooo incoming! Littlebird you sexy minx!

Will you tell the gorgeous Littlebird that what I wouldn’t like to do, to and with her would be a very small list indeed. Very small.

oooooo from a rather cheeky charmer

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey gorgeous NSP can I be in for the last bit? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken! My sexy mate says...

Please could you tell Fluffy Chicken she’s been my forum crush a little while and I got excited when we got match made in the late night forum the other day haha

Oh what! I missed that! "

Scrap that, I know!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh my hot mate jumped in my box to say...

Could you please tell that BBWlady123 that I think that she's gorgeous, and would love to have my wicked way with her..

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate says...

Could you tell BBWlady I’d love to explore very inch of those delicious curves

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Chicken, my mate who isn’t at all snakes in my opinion has a puzzle for you.

Can you tell chicken I’d like to give her a right good….. (insert word here that isn’t clucking or plucking but sounds like them)

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By *bwlady123Woman
over a year ago

private

A sexy lady popped in my inbox and ask me to post

Can you please let _iddlesticks know that his chest looks rather inviting....fancy wrapping your arms round me and getting cosy?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Aw NSP you are loved

Could you please tell Posh that since she's been back the forum is a brighter place and I'm grateful

From a grateful charmer

I second this!

Ah ha! So that's one person I can cross off the list... I'll figure out who this charmer is...

And thanks

Or maybe I'm blowing smoke up my own arse giving the original message extra attention! "

That's a unique party trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A right beauty has this message

Notsoposh your pictures are amazing and I would kill to have a body like yours

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"ooooo incoming! Littlebird you sexy minx!

Will you tell the gorgeous Littlebird that what I wouldn’t like to do, to and with her would be a very small list indeed. Very small.

oooooo from a rather cheeky charmer "

Ooh thank you gorgeous postie.

I do like to think of a good to-do list

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A right beauty has this message

Notsoposh your pictures are amazing and I would kill to have a body like yours

"

For food, right? In maybe a lost in the mountains eat the fat one way?

Either way... thank you lovely mystery messager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken, my mate who isn’t at all snakes in my opinion has a puzzle for you.

Can you tell chicken I’d like to give her a right good….. (insert word here that isn’t clucking or plucking but sounds like them)"

Don’t snakes eat chickens tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy these threads haha

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Very late, but I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ooooh la la... a sexy mate in my box says...

Could you please let fluffy know

The red lipstick pic is doing all sorts to my imagination

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants


"Chicken, my mate who isn’t at all snakes in my opinion has a puzzle for you.

Can you tell chicken I’d like to give her a right good….. (insert word here that isn’t clucking or plucking but sounds like them)

Don’t snakes eat chickens tho "

You don’t like to be eaten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *amuelsquestMan
over a year ago

Sutton at hone

I’m in

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