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Do you use butter

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire

on cold or warm toast. I prefer it when it has cooled down so butter just melts but does not make toast too soggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Marge here utterly butterly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yes, I'm the same! I hate toast when it's soggy from butter, I like the crispness with the soft taste of it. Slightly cooled down. Perfect.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Yes, I'm the same! I hate toast when it's soggy from butter, I like the crispness with the soft taste of it. Slightly cooled down. Perfect."

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Hot ot cold.

I'm versatile

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Fresh out of the toaster…also love a buttered muffin

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By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Buttered or marged crumpets here with jam

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Hot toast melted butter...lovely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold!!! Why do you think they have the little racks to cool it in!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Cold!!! Why do you think they have the little racks to cool it in!!!"

I always knew you were a wrong ’un.

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

and chocolate spread.

chocolate with everything. more chocolate!!!!!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Warm! Who wants lumps of cold butter on their cold toast?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Warm toast, melted butter.

Cold toast is just wrong.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cold!!! Why do you think they have the little racks to cool it in!!!

I always knew you were a wrong ’un."

Why do they have the racks if you aren't meant to have it cold??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter on crumpets with either marmite or peanut butter to die for

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

On toast straight away for me, I like it melted in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

I like it warm! So it melts nicely in my mouth.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread "

This man knows what he's doing.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy "

With marmite?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Why do they have the racks if you aren't meant to have it cold?? "

They only have the racks in places where hopes and dreams go to die. Where cold toast is appropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they have the racks if you aren't meant to have it cold??

They only have the racks in places where hopes and dreams go to die. Where cold toast is appropriate."

You're all deluded. I can't take.this kind of barbaric-ness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they have the racks if you aren't meant to have it cold??

They only have the racks in places where hopes and dreams go to die. Where cold toast is appropriate."

The toast rack allows the toast to go crispy, you dont have to leave it till it's cold. I love cold, crispy toast with a generous amount of butter....just cant afford it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy

With marmite? "

I’m not a weirdo

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Butter on crumpets with either marmite or peanut butter to die for"
Don't like marmite, Different strokes for different folks. I much prefer jam

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This man knows what he's doing. "

Grim.

I don't want butter seeping into the delicious toast and making it a claggy mess of disgusting of something that could have been delicious.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This man knows what he's doing.

Grim.

I don't want butter seeping into the delicious toast and making it a claggy mess of disgusting of something that could have been delicious."

To think I thought you were cool.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This man knows what he's doing.

Grim.

I don't want butter seeping into the delicious toast and making it a claggy mess of disgusting of something that could have been delicious.

To think I thought you were cool. "

To think I thought you were fuckable.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You think you’re compatible with someone but then you find out that you can never satisfactorily breakfast together.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I like both. Warm in winter, cold in summer.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Cool toast please

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread "

This

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

It goes soggy because of the steam. If you butter it then put it back on top of the toaster while you butter the other one it won't go soggy!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy

With marmite?

I’m not a weirdo "

No comment

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This "

But it makes it soggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spread it on the toast as soon as it comes out the toaster, so it oozes into the bread

This

But it makes it soggy "

That's an issue with your bread then.

Lidl malted bloomer is thick enough to take a good butter pounding and still stay firm.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Cool toast please"

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"on cold or warm toast. I prefer it when it has cooled down so butter just melts but does not make toast too soggy. "

...who doesn't like soggy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borderline burn the toast, let it cool then a nice thick layer of butter

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Borderline burn the toast, let it cool then a nice thick layer of butter "

Sounds good to me

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I genuinely misread this as

"Do you use a butler".

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Loads on straight out toaster so it’s swimming in it (has to be the block butter not the tub and always salted )

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By *irenSaintSinnerCouple
over a year ago

Haywards Heath


"Warm. I like when it’s a little soggy

With marmite? "

I sometimes mix up half empty tubs of Lurpack with added Marmite so I've Marmite spread

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Real butter on cool toast, so that it just sits on top rather than melting and making the toast soggy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real butter on cool toast, so that it just sits on top rather than melting and making the toast soggy."

Countrylife, President, or something else?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I genuinely misread this as

"Do you use a butler". "

And is Carshalton still fulfilling his duties admirably?

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Real butter on cool toast, so that it just sits on top rather than melting and making the toast soggy.

Countrylife, President, or something else? "

Countrylife or anchor, or whatever is on offer.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to have lurpak on hot toast but I've given it up now

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I genuinely misread this as

"Do you use a butler".

And is Carshalton still fulfilling his duties admirably?"

•

My dear RTG, he's doing a splendid job. He's a man of advancing years and keeping an êyê out for an under-butler and a new valet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salty butter

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By *orny Harry6999Man
over a year ago

Kendal

Salted butter all the way

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will tell you what. Beans on toast is an expensive meal these days. By the time you've bought the bread butter and ,£1.40 for a tin of beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when I'm dancing in Paris.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Only when I'm dancing in Paris."

And is your name Marlon?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Butter! I'm not a millionaire

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"on cold or warm toast. I prefer it when it has cooled down so butter just melts but does not make toast too soggy. "

Is the debate not more salted or unsalted and hat off to anyone how makes there own like my nan use to.

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Cold!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I used to have an auntie Marge who was always ill. We used to say "I can't believe she's not better".

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Hot. If I’m not burning my fingers, I don’t want it.

A shit ton of butter (the technical culinary measurement) so there’s a big pool of melted butter. Must be real, salted butter at room temperature.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford


"Hot. If I’m not burning my fingers, I don’t want it.

A shit ton of butter (the technical culinary measurement) so there’s a big pool of melted butter. Must be real, salted butter at room temperature. "

THIS

totally agree.

We are the soggy butter toast peoples front. United

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"on cold or warm toast. I prefer it when it has cooled down so butter just melts but does not make toast too soggy. "

I honestly don’t care as long as it’s an inch thick

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My dear RTG, he's doing a splendid job. He's a man of advancing years and keeping an êyê out for an under-butler and a new valet. "

There’s always someone under the butler.

The perks of being a gentleman’s gentleman.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I'm allergic to diary

Glucose

Apple and mango

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Hot toast and peanut butter

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Kind of like both. If it’s really soggy from butter I’m often tempted to dip it in my coffee

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I find real butter doesn't make toast soggy. Only hydrogenated spreads do that as they release the water when they melt.

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By *ryandsee OP   Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I find real butter doesn't make toast soggy. Only hydrogenated spreads do that as they release the water when they melt.

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Marginally perhaps but it still goes soggy if you slump it on very hot toast. I like to feel and hear the crunch on mine

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