FabSwingers.com forum: Things that Anoy you on profiles

By *irjames OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

As above, what annoys you ? It may be trivial, funny or stupid but what annoys you and why ?

Starting off your profile with I’m intelligent??? Ffs it’s not you think great she/he sounds awesome. Be more interesting if they said hi I’m thick as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of boobies n clunge out in public pics

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Mispeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women telling us what they don't want

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

When they don’t have enough videos…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As above, what annoys you ? It may be trivial, funny or stupid but what annoys you and why ?

Starting off your profile with I’m intelligent??? Ffs it’s not you think great she/he sounds awesome. Be more interesting if they said hi I’m thick as fuck. "

Has to be the over use of ??? Fucks me right off,

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Mispeling. "

^^ this

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"As above, what annoys you ? It may be trivial, funny or stupid but what annoys you and why ?

Starting off your profile with I’m intelligent??? Ffs it’s not you think great she/he sounds awesome. Be more interesting if they said hi I’m thick as fuck.

Has to be the over use of ??? Fucks me right off, "

^^ oh and this ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As above, what annoys you ? It may be trivial, funny or stupid but what annoys you and why ?

Starting off your profile with I’m intelligent??? Ffs it’s not you think great she/he sounds awesome. Be more interesting if they said hi I’m thick as fuck.

Has to be the over use of ??? Fucks me right off, "

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I don't get annoyed at profiles.

If someone isn't the right fit for me I just close it and move on

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Dunno. Never read 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As above, what annoys you ? It may be trivial, funny or stupid but what annoys you and why ?

Starting off your profile with I’m intelligent??? Ffs it’s not you think great she/he sounds awesome. Be more interesting if they said hi I’m thick as fuck.

Has to be the over use of ??? Fucks me right off,

^^ oh and this ???"
???????????????????????????????????????, ooh I forgot a judgemental attitude feed me haribo LB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do send messages too fast somtimes b4 checking lop x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Dunno. Never read 'em.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"As above, what annoys you ? It may be trivial, funny or stupid but what annoys you and why ?

Starting off your profile with I’m intelligent??? Ffs it’s not you think great she/he sounds awesome. Be more interesting if they said hi I’m thick as fuck.

Has to be the over use of ??? Fucks me right off,

^^ oh and this ??? ???????????????????????????????????????, ooh I forgot a judgemental attitude feed me haribo LB "

No. You’ve used one too many ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with not a single photo for months on end but in their bio, they insist on face pics with messages or they won't reply. But if you ask them for a face pic, it's radio silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As above, what annoys you ? It may be trivial, funny or stupid but what annoys you and why ?

Starting off your profile with I’m intelligent??? Ffs it’s not you think great she/he sounds awesome. Be more interesting if they said hi I’m thick as fuck.

Has to be the over use of ??? Fucks me right off,

^^ oh and this ??? ???????????????????????????????????????, ooh I forgot a judgemental attitude feed me haribo LB

No. You’ve used one too many ? "

Grrrrrrrr, well we'll have to discuss the prper usage

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

When there is just so much text it might take 2 or 3 minutes to read.

Ain't nobody got time for that

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

its only words.

dont take them too seriously

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When there is just so much text it might take 2 or 3 minutes to read.

Ain't nobody got time for that

Just look at the pretty pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get annoyed at profiles.

If someone isn't the right fit for me I just close it and move on

Never has a more polite sentence been uttered upon the fab forum’s.

I hope you recieve a certificate for outstanding diplomacy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its only words.

dont take them too seriously "

But words are all I have

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By *irjames OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

"its only words.

dont take them too seriously

But words are all I have"

Don’t forget pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its only words.

dont take them too seriously

But words are all I have

Don’t forget pictures. "

To take your heart away

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Extensive proclamations of who they don't want to get interest from. Or anything angry, or very negative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extensive proclamations of who they don't want to get interest from. Or anything angry, or very negative. "

I find this about 90% of females profile

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"When there is just so much text it might take 2 or 3 minutes to read.

Ain't nobody got time for that

Just look at the pretty pictures

I'm looking at your bum

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Couples who have no photos of the man in their gallery (which is almost all couples). It as if they think that attraction to the man is of no relevance. It make finding potential matches almost impossible (at least for us).

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When there is just so much text it might take 2 or 3 minutes to read.

Ain't nobody got time for that

Just look at the pretty pictures

I'm looking at your bum

Ditto

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Mispeling.

^^ this

I have just searched for Miss Peling.

Can't find her anywhere, maybe she has hidden her profile.

Is she really that bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples who have no photos of the man in their gallery (which is almost all couples). It as if they think that attraction to the man is of no relevance. It make finding potential matches almost impossible (at least for us). "

We second this, it's probably more important as Penny is fussy, I on the other hand will fuck pretty much anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mispeling.

^^ this

Absalutely

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Terrible grammar, spelling and use of the English language.

Plus a whole list of what they expect as if they are some Greek deities...

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Having no face pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close up of a cream pie

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

18-99.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO SHOUT!!

The mr

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"If you use the forums then jog on"

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'd be more interested in knowing if anyone actually messages these profiles that annoy them and if so why?

If not then what's the problem?

Why would you be annoyed by someone you're never going to chat to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of hot funny guys in them.

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Foreskin

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I'd be more interested in knowing if anyone actually messages these profiles that annoy them and if so why?

If not then what's the problem?

Why would you be annoyed by someone you're never going to chat to? "

The women I'm interested in, in the forums aren't interested in me.

The only one's left ae the profiles that annoy me.

If I where going to be annoyed by everyone that doesn't chat to me then, that would be everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be more interested in knowing if anyone actually messages these profiles that annoy them and if so why?

If not then what's the problem?

Why would you be annoyed by someone you're never going to chat to? "

You could look at their pics and be instantly attracted to them and wanting to start a chat with them but then as soon as you see that profile, it's an instant turn off.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'd be more interested in knowing if anyone actually messages these profiles that annoy them and if so why?

If not then what's the problem?

Why would you be annoyed by someone you're never going to chat to?

You could look at their pics and be instantly attracted to them and wanting to start a chat with them but then as soon as you see that profile, it's an instant turn off. "

Still don't see why you would get annoyed. It's not as if you've actually been chatting or do people ignore their annoyances and go for it anyway?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

"I'd be more interested in knowing if anyone actually messages these profiles that annoy them and if so why?

If not then what's the problem?

Why would you be annoyed by someone you're never going to chat to?

You could look at their pics and be instantly attracted to them and wanting to start a chat with them but then as soon as you see that profile, it's an instant turn off.

Still don't see why you would get annoyed. It's not as if you've actually been chatting or do people ignore their annoyances and go for it anyway?"

Don't overthink it, its just tongue and cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be more interested in knowing if anyone actually messages these profiles that annoy them and if so why?

If not then what's the problem?

Why would you be annoyed by someone you're never going to chat to?

You could look at their pics and be instantly attracted to them and wanting to start a chat with them but then as soon as you see that profile, it's an instant turn off.

Still don't see why you would get annoyed. It's not as if you've actually been chatting or do people ignore their annoyances and go for it anyway?"

Well no, not annoyed in that way. Just enough to get a sigh and a eye roll as you read and realise they are a complete melt

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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago

Kingsbridge

We second this, it's probably more important as Penny is fussy, I on the other hand will fuck pretty much anyone

Think they mean “couples who aren’t really couples!” That pis*es everyone off.

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By *aza1888Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

People who act like they shit smells of roses you can see that growing the profile , normally say stuff like looking for like minded people then profile is full of what they don't want thus showing thats they are close minded to what other people who are like minded to them in some aspects may be like thus close off meets all together on something trivialise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is designed to put people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lack of hot funny guys in them. "

Hey we sll can't be hot, funny, comedians, who can't spell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The absolute word vomit that some people splurge out everywhere. Makes no sense no matter how many times you try

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"Mispeling.

^^ this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No beards

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

When they have been on over a year and still have will fill out later as their bio

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"No beards

Ha ha yes....we had a couple constantly message us.....their profile said no hairy men or Beards...

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

One more try.

Nothing really annoys me on other’s profiles, it’s up to them what they put in there. In fact, I find most of them quite amusing.

If I would’ve to point out one thing it’s going to be most likely entitlement.

But then luckily this website provides a great tool which is a choice to block anyone who thinks they know more about what I'm looking for than I do myself.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Trannies with no face pictures.. you're wearing a wig and makeup who the fuck do you think is going to recognise you..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that can't spell their own town/city.

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By *ob and DeeWoman
over a year ago

crook

So called 'straight men' who are looking for tv/ts. Just be honest and admit you are bi.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Mine is designed to put people off "

Yet bizarrely even that seems to attract them by the masses

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Guys that put they’re athletic when clearly not. Be comfortable in your skin.

In the same bracket, catfish that use photos from years ago.

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *nkyCplCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Oh and people that put that stupid Sydney Uni warning in there.

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and people that put that stupid Sydney Uni warning in there. "

2nd that..

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Can't travel, can't accommodate.

So why are you on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't travel, can't accommodate.

So why are you on here?

Meet them in the garden

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Can't travel, can't accommodate.

So why are you on here?

Meet them in the garden

For a cheese and wine meeting?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

When a cple or sgl fem profile has no video of me exploding my baby soldiers on her chops!!

#happyhumpday #justplainwrong

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

No erect penis pics.

I mean c’mon! Show me the penis!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"No erect penis pics.

I mean c’mon! Show me the penis! "

I had 300+ pics - even underscrote angles and your ridiculously set filters blocked me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles longer than ‘war and peace’, especially with no use of white space.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Profiles longer than ‘war and peace’, especially with no use of white space."

This

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Can't travel, can't accommodate.

So why are you on here?

To find local that can accommodate? X

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Profiles that come across as aggressive.

Chill, it’s a swingers site, not an agony aunt forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of effort (e.g. will fill in later) and that ridiculous disclaimer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I read here is people who consider themselves slightly better than everyone else.

Daily crap about other people's profiles and what you dislike .

You are all on fab acting no different regardless of if you can spell your vile words correctly. Worse in fact if you spend your time digging out people to justify why you are here .

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Lots of ranty don't message me if....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"All I read here is people who consider themselves slightly better than everyone else.

Daily crap about other people's profiles and what you dislike .

You are all on fab acting no different regardless of if you can spell your vile words correctly. Worse in fact if you spend your time digging out people to justify why you are here .

You seem unhappy with people here,and that's a shame. I see joy and fun every day as well as negative stuff... and certainly not everyone elevating themselves above others.

I hope you can see the happy soon.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Statuses longer than profiles.

If you have the time to put up a status thanking "you know who you are" for the best night ever, you can put something in your profile.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I think it’s the status more than the profiles.

When there is no effort made on the bio and pictures yet the status always asks if they are any genuine people on fab etc

Marc

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

When someone views you or winks, then you click on their profile and its hidden.

Instant Block!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"As above, what annoys you ? It may be trivial, funny or stupid but what annoys you and why ?

Starting off your profile with I’m intelligent??? Ffs it’s not you think great she/he sounds awesome. Be more interesting if they said hi I’m thick as fuck. "

What ever floats your boat ....

You're as thick as fuck xx

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