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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phwoar not 'alf

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Only if someone would like to fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phwoar not 'alf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm yeah.. hi ya

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???"

Yeah, def a dilf ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if someone would like to fuck you."

lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking good from where I'm sitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?"

that would mean all females then

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

if the dad looked like then i certainly would

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then"

'ere, stop bein clever and switched on, I can't keep up!

OP - I would, good n hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard this one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never heard this one before "

well you are one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then"

affraid not, as it is usually used in reference to someone late teens and early twenties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then

affraid not, as it is usually used in reference to someone late teens and early twenties."

so what qualifies a 'milf' or a 'dilf' then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then

affraid not, as it is usually used in reference to someone late teens and early twenties.

so what qualifies a 'milf' or a 'dilf' then?"

Milf has a child

Dilf doesn't

A guess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then

affraid not, as it is usually used in reference to someone late teens and early twenties.

so what qualifies a 'milf' or a 'dilf' then?"

it's entirely subjective, as I a mother,daughter,grandmother "I" would like to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in*

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

very nice

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Phwoar not 'alf

very nice indeed for a DILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then

affraid not, as it is usually used in reference to someone late teens and early twenties.

so what qualifies a 'milf' or a 'dilf' then?

Milf has a child

Dilf doesn't

A guess!"

not really, lets say you know both mother and daughter, and the daughter has a child. she could still be considered dilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???"

Very much so

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By *teve oneilMan
over a year ago

manchester

I mite have been a dilf once

But now I'm old n ugly ..oh

And a d*unken bum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then

affraid not, as it is usually used in reference to someone late teens and early twenties.

so what qualifies a 'milf' or a 'dilf' then?

Milf has a child

Dilf doesn't

A guess!

not really, lets say you know both mother and daughter, and the daughter has a child. she could still be considered dilf"

Think you are making it too complex

How about a woman is just sexy to you and you want to know them better, regardless of whether they have a child or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for me DILF means 'dad id like to fuck' not 'daughter'

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I believe you are a DIHAF. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"for me DILF means 'dad id like to fuck' not 'daughter'"

precisely, subjective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo a dilf xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/01/13 18:23:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ julie the wonder slute.

then that would be a wilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the 'D' stood for 'Devoner'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 12/01/13 18:23:19]"

as in folk from Devon? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@ julie the wonder slute.

then that would be a wilf

ps sorry if this is too complex for you julie :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep,

I've heard of DILF (Dad)

Never heard it in the daughter context before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be a filf then (fatty I'd like to fuck )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does that class me as a dilf ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???"

I would think you would be classed as a dilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'd make me an OGILF....

(Old Git I'd Like to Fuck)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then

affraid not, as it is usually used in reference to someone late teens and early twenties."

Never heard as dilf to mean daughter, always meant dad is the 20+ years I've heard the phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change it to filf then...father I'd..........?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Change it to filf then...father I'd..........?

You can't use FILF, it's a surfshop in Rottingdean in East Sussex - go google it but I am DEF gonna get one of their stickers for the cars lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I a dilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'm a dilf, answers on a post card please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then

affraid not, as it is usually used in reference to someone late teens and early twenties.

so what qualifies a 'milf' or a 'dilf' then?

Milf has a child

Dilf doesn't

A guess!

not really, lets say you know both mother and daughter, and the daughter has a child. she could still be considered dilf"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=D.I.L.F.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I be eligible for the dilf/filf title, or am I a dilf? Baldly I'd like to fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bilf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep step this way please!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought dilf stood for (daugher I would like to fuck) ?

that would mean all females then

affraid not, as it is usually used in reference to someone late teens and early twenties.

so what qualifies a 'milf' or a 'dilf' then?

Milf has a child

Dilf doesn't

A guess!

not really, lets say you know both mother and daughter, and the daughter has a child. she could still be considered dilf

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=D.I.L.F."

I stand corrected, last time I use that term then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@ julie the wonder slute.

then that would be a wilf

ps sorry if this is too complex for you julie :p"

It's slut no e, sorry if that is too complex for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

Very much so

Cheeky

how did your night go xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@ julie the wonder slute.

then that would be a wilf

ps sorry if this is too complex for you julie :p

It's slut no e, sorry if that is too complex for you

haha, no thats just fine.

it's my auto-incorrect on my phone that is too complex for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@ julie the wonder slute.

then that would be a wilf

ps sorry if this is too complex for you julie :p

It's slut no e, sorry if that is too complex for you

haha, no thats just fine

it's my auto-incorrect on my phone that is too complex for me."

and to be fair, same for you too!!!! lol :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well a big thank you to all you sexy women who think I'm a dilf!!! and all those men trying to muscle in, get your own thread lol!!!

Just really happy I finally got a long thread going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be fair, if it's a long thread you are after check out the "am I in trouble thread"

that guy is getting thrapped!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"to be fair, if it's a long thread you are after check out the "am I in trouble thread"

that guy is getting thrapped!!!"

Sort of deserves oh really, we all know what part of his anatomy controls his decisions lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???"

Yes you look like you are!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I believe you are a DIHAF. X"

Brill spicey, and so long since you did

must get that changed sometime soon xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"@ julie the wonder slute.

then that would be a wilf

ps sorry if this is too complex for you julie :p

It's slut no e, sorry if that is too complex for you

haha, no thats just fine.

it's my auto-incorrect on my phone that is too complex for me."

Way too many to be fair

To be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm dilf!! Maybe not lol

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By *endoverbeckyWoman
over a year ago

dublin

oh yes defo!!!!

i wud do things to you that havnt even been evented yet, so tasty!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh yes defo!!!!

i wud do things to you that havnt even been evented yet, so tasty!!!!"

OMG, I best get my flight booked then xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wanna be a dilf now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i wanna be a dilf now lol"

It's an elusive club, takes 9 months to join!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i wanna be a dilf now lol

It's an elusive club, takes 9 months to join!!!!"

Well it'll be 8 years this month for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting to old now to be a dilf, unless someone wants to prove me wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh yes defo!!!!

i wud do things to you that havnt even been evented yet, so tasty!!!!

OMG, I best get my flight booked then xxx"
flight.... A cheeky offer like that I would swim over the Irish Sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most certainly a dilf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Dilf, Milf and Gilf lol ....... oooo am collecting letters after my name - just waiting for some smart arse to say something else too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a Dilf, Milf and Gilf lol ....... oooo am collecting letters after my name - just waiting for some smart arse to say something else too lol

Minxie id like to f***k. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth is a dilf?

whatever u r i'd like to f**k u!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a Dilf, Milf and Gilf lol ....... oooo am collecting letters after my name - just waiting for some smart arse to say something else too lol

Minxie id like to f***k. Lol

thank u - am laughing now

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I am a Dilf, Milf and Gilf lol ....... oooo am collecting letters after my name - just waiting for some smart arse to say something else too lol

Minxie id like to f***k. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

Very much so

Cheeky

how did your night go xxx"

I'm hoping tonight is going to be a better night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

Very much so

Cheeky

how did your night go xxx

I'm hoping tonight is going to be a better night

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oh really, sounds naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

Very much so

Cheeky

how did your night go xxx

I'm hoping tonight is going to be a better night

oh really, sounds naughty"

Not so naughty... Left gagging for naughtiness but weather has caused issues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

Very much so

Cheeky

how did your night go xxx

I'm hoping tonight is going to be a better night

oh really, sounds naughty

Not so naughty... Left gagging for naughtiness but weather has caused issues

Damn winter, let's move somewhere hot

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a single dad as well just read this thread there is hope for me yet then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

Very much so

Cheeky

how did your night go xxx

I'm hoping tonight is going to be a better night

oh really, sounds naughty

Not so naughty... Left gagging for naughtiness but weather has caused issues

Damn winter, let's move somewhere hot

xxx"

Cyprus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

Very much so

Cheeky

how did your night go xxx

I'm hoping tonight is going to be a better night

oh really, sounds naughty

Not so naughty... Left gagging for naughtiness but weather has caused issues

Damn winter, let's move somewhere hot

xxx

Cyprus?

More exotic and erotic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

Very much so

Cheeky

how did your night go xxx

I'm hoping tonight is going to be a better night

oh really, sounds naughty

Not so naughty... Left gagging for naughtiness but weather has caused issues

Damn winter, let's move somewhere hot

xxx

Cyprus?

More exotic and erotic!!!"

Where we going then? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no-one's ever called me a Dilf - and in another four months I'll be a (step)grandad. Would that make me a Gilf? if someone still wanted to of course...

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???"

Do you have to be a single dad to qualify...? I'm a dad, do I make the grade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heard of this label before - it means fatherly looking, but not necessarily a parent!

not sure what qualifies as "fatherly looking" though as there are so many types of male parents and they all differ in age/race/physique.. in reality it's probably just another nonsense throw away label culled from a porn site with very little bearing on actuality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom line~~~~~

I would, and not just the OP

There are a few on this thread i would with!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bottom line~~~~~

I would, and not just the OP

There are a few on this thread i would with!

All at the same time

lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just seen this saying (dad I like to fuck) and being a single dad, does that mean I'm one???

Do you have to be a single dad to qualify...? I'm a dad, do I make the grade?

The word father sorts of gives it away mate, and to all those great step dads out there too, you are worthy to be in the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" and to all those great step dads out there too, you are worthy to be in the club

mine isnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" and to all those great step dads out there too, you are worthy to be in the club

mine isnt

as far as you know...

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By *exyminxy111Couple
over a year ago

coventry

"Bottom line~~~~~

I would, and not just the OP

There are a few on this thread i would with!

Name and shame them! Lol.

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