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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This cigars fucking lovely.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey Nerolatte and the et al that'll be here soon.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'm first through the door!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

No I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I'm not. "

But on the plus side, this cigar really is good .

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"This cigars fucking lovely. "

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Good evening •Dïrty.Damïon• — You are tonight's ¹st poster!

Enjoy you Cigar. We offer pipes in the Nocturnal Thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening, I wanted to keep off this site, even deleted my pic's and now I'm back today with new photos . I blame the sun

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Good evening Nero and gorgeous Noc folk.

J

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh well. Hello Nero, you sophisticated smoothie! Hello everyone else.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

.•°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey Nerolatte and the et al that'll be here soon. "

Gööd ëvëning ex-wife!

And how is Mèlí today? As ever, not a single cumulonimbus cloud goes by when I don't think of our fractious marital union.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good evening! It's been a work day for me and an unexpected day off for Mr. A spot of data crunching while listening to heavy metal was how I spent my afternoon. A spot of gym after work and we've had a quiet late evening at home.

Uneventful

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Eh up Nero old boy.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm first through the door!

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oxondÅvina! Drat! And double drat for being foiled at the Nocturnal door! Come sit with me beside the snug bar hearth where the embers glow warmer than a Nocturnal welcome.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all, another sunny not a drop of rain in sight day, oh well

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

Hello all

I'm alive...just about...been ill. got signed off work ( again). Felt better over the weekend so to avoid staring at 4 walls, instigating abin fever and the usual batshit, I went to salsa, a swingers club and a nudist spa.. on different days (I'm not that mad to do it all in one day).. an excellent weekend. I gave up working on Mondays a long time ago.

Hope all are well or at least on the road to recovery like I am.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm coming to say hi.

Probably won't stay... but hi!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm first through the door!

oxondÅvina! Drat! And double drat for being foiled at the Nocturnal door! Come sit with me beside the snug bar hearth where the embers glow warmer than a Nocturnal welcome. "

Thank you Nero, you're a gentleman. Hot chocolate would be nice. With marshmallows.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening, I wanted to keep off this site, even deleted my pic's and now I'm back today with new photos. I blame the sun "

Evening felicitations and a welcome rejoice to Fab, the Fora and the esteemed Nøcturnal, oh Sílènt—S. Stay a while and then UNLOS tomorrow if you feel compelled.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and gorgeous Noc folk.

J"

I'm running a little behind, just like your little behind, Julie.

Good evening oh fåir maiden. Here take a glass of pristine clear Perrier™ whilst I admire your derrière.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm coming to say hi.

Probably won't stay... but hi!"

You say that... you'll be trading banter for the next hour. This place has tentacles!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Oh well. Hello Nero, you sophisticated smoothie! Hello everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening peeps

I'm sorry but I've just started watching the matrix resurrections and my love for keanu started when I was 14 so you've all been outhorned this eve by my 'one' and even Nero cannot sway me away with a Cadbury's hot choc

Have a great eve x

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Evening all evening op

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


".•°°"

Good evening Gorgeous Young Woman™, PrinçessPuddle. As you're our silent ³rd permanent member, when are you going to host the Nocturnal?

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hello all

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening! It's been a work day for me and an unexpected day off for Mr. A spot of data crunching while listening to heavy metal was how I spent my afternoon. A spot of gym after work and we've had a quiet late evening at home.

Uneventful "

Is your youngster feeling better now?

J

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over a year ago

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening! It's been a work day for me and an unexpected day off for Mr. A spot of data crunching while listening to heavy metal was how I spent my afternoon. A spot of gym after work and we've had a quiet late evening at home.

Uneventful "

KC² my Lavandula , it's like listening to The Archers with your amorous anecdotes on the nightly Nocturnal. Has elder sprog finally moved out with his GF?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening darling Nero and all the other beautiful ones. Hope your day has been full of smiles and laughter. Mine really has. Kisses to all

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Eh up Nero old boy. "

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero and gorgeous Noc folk.

J

I'm running a little behind, just like your little behind, Julie.

Good evening oh fåir maiden. Here take a glass of pristine clear Perrier™ whilst I admire your derrière. "

Thank you for both the libation and admiration

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Howdy y'all, another sunny not a drop of rain in sight day, oh well "

Evening felicitations and the warmest of welcomes, Wildbillkid! I'm terribly sorry that you've been endowed with much Sun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello loveys

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By *uterspace1978Man
over a year ago

Bexley

Working and perving... Mostly perving X thanks fab fabbers !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening! It's been a work day for me and an unexpected day off for Mr. A spot of data crunching while listening to heavy metal was how I spent my afternoon. A spot of gym after work and we've had a quiet late evening at home.

Uneventful

KC² my Lavandula , it's like listening to The Archers with your amorous anecdotes on the nightly Nocturnal. Has elder sprog finally moved out with his GF?"

Nope

Our new tactic is to have lots of bedroom fun, in the hope that the sound of his mother being spanked with a belt and other such excitement, will drive them away

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. ††"

Sit down wees

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all

I'm alive...just about...been ill. got signed off work ( again). Felt better over the weekend so to avoid staring at 4 walls, instigating abin fever and the usual batshit, I went to salsa, a swingers club and a nudist spa.. on different days (I'm not that mad to do it all in one day).. an excellent weekend. I gave up working on Mondays a long time ago.

Hope all are well or at least on the road to recovery like I am. "

It's our resident (and amenable) nero-divergent MëlaninMavërick. We shall send you a Get Well Soon card. Signed by the entire Nocturnal populace!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Good evening! It's been a work day for me and an unexpected day off for Mr. A spot of data crunching while listening to heavy metal was how I spent my afternoon. A spot of gym after work and we've had a quiet late evening at home.

Uneventful

KC² my Lavandula , it's like listening to The Archers with your amorous anecdotes on the nightly Nocturnal. Has elder sprog finally moved out with his GF?

Nope

Our new tactic is to have lots of bedroom fun, in the hope that the sound of his mother being spanked with a belt and other such excitement, will drive them away "

Yeah, right. All that's likely to happen is an echo as his gf is spanked with a belt too. You'll just give then ideas.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M"

The sunshine makes such a difference doesn't it. As does being off work, drinking too many cups of coffee and filling a thread with lovely words!

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm coming to say hi.

Probably won't stay... but hi!"

Pøsh, the expert-sexspurt, thank you for popping into the Snug Bar. I've kept for you, all these months, a green velvetine monogrammed foot stool. You're always welcome here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Husband will be gutted he's missed this. As usual, hi and bye. I'm going to spoon him

F

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm first through the door!

oxondÅvina! Drat! And double drat for being foiled at the Nocturnal door! Come sit with me beside the snug bar hearth where the embers glow warmer than a Nocturnal welcome.

Thank you Nero, you're a gentleman. Hot chocolate would be nice. With marshmallows. "

How hot should this Høt Chøcolate be? Do you have a Teflon™ tongue?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening peeps

I'm sorry but I've just started watching the matrix resurrections and my love for keanu started when I was 14 so you've all been outhorned this eve by my 'one' and even Nero cannot sway me away with a Cadbury's hot choc

Have a great eve x "

She's super-fly that ·—Super Shy—·

Let's hope she has enough popcorn for the marathon run of The Matrix trilogies.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all evening op

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Good evening "MasterR and slut maya" (it's a mouthful that name. Henceforth I shall call you "Tarquin").

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

Hello everyone!

I don’t know if it was sunny up here as I’m currently on night shift so slept through it if the sun did make it this far north!

But hope y’all had lots of sun and warmth

Just nibbling on some snacks and procrastinating at work

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Evening all, how are we all doing?

This weekend gone has left me utterly shattered!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all"

g°°d evening |LíttlemíssmístressK|

Hello and welcome! X

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"I'm first through the door!

oxondÅvina! Drat! And double drat for being foiled at the Nocturnal door! Come sit with me beside the snug bar hearth where the embers glow warmer than a Nocturnal welcome.

Thank you Nero, you're a gentleman. Hot chocolate would be nice. With marshmallows. "

Are you going to have some whipped cream with it too? Love a hot chocolate with cream and lotssssssss of marshmallows

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm coming to say hi.

Probably won't stay... but hi!

Pøsh, the expert-sexspurt, thank you for popping into the Snug Bar. I've kept for you, all these months, a green velvetine monogrammed foot stool. You're always welcome here. "

Why thank you treacle.

You know I like to pop in now and then... but I never stay long enough to do more than bounceon the stool for a moment.

Have a glorious night, nocturnallers.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and all the other beautiful ones. Hope your day has been full of smiles and laughter. Mine really has. Kisses to all "

Le Petit Oiseau! Welcome to the Nocturnal. Smiles and Laughter - I can think of no one more deserving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had too much Dr Pepper and now have a headache. What's my cure / punishment?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Hello

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm first through the door!

oxondÅvina! Drat! And double drat for being foiled at the Nocturnal door! Come sit with me beside the snug bar hearth where the embers glow warmer than a Nocturnal welcome.

Thank you Nero, you're a gentleman. Hot chocolate would be nice. With marshmallows.

How hot should this Høt Chøcolate be? Do you have a Teflon™ tongue? "

Yes, actually! It comes from being a little devil.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M"

GØØD evening MístyPèaks! We are all very well and dandy, thank your so kindly for asking. Is it a fleeting-greeting or will you take pride of place on your soft leather banquette?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm first through the door!

oxondÅvina! Drat! And double drat for being foiled at the Nocturnal door! Come sit with me beside the snug bar hearth where the embers glow warmer than a Nocturnal welcome.

Thank you Nero, you're a gentleman. Hot chocolate would be nice. With marshmallows.

Are you going to have some whipped cream with it too? Love a hot chocolate with cream and lotssssssss of marshmallows "

Oooh, Whipped cream! Love it.

It has so many other uses too.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hey Nerolatte and the et al that'll be here soon.

Gööd ëvëning ex-wife!

And how is Mèlí today? As ever, not a single cumulonimbus cloud goes by when I don't think of our fractious marital union. "

You're such a soppy silly man. It's adorable.

How am I today? Exhausted. Emotionally drained. Long hospital day. Cried a little at a particular time this afternoon because I'm fucking ridiculous and June seems rather far away.

But I'm also happy. I've had such love and kindness from friends, even those I've been rubbish at contacting. The support and care I've been shown recently? I'm not the best person in the world, far from it. I realised this afternoon how grateful I am for the people in my life, whatever capacity that may be.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero and gorgeous Noc folk.

J

I'm running a little behind, just like your little behind, Julie.

Good evening oh fåir maiden. Here take a glass of pristine clear Perrier™ whilst I admire your derrière.

Thank you for both the libation and admiration "

The libation is as effervescent as your Ladyship! .•°°•°

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I'm first through the door!

oxondÅvina! Drat! And double drat for being foiled at the Nocturnal door! Come sit with me beside the snug bar hearth where the embers glow warmer than a Nocturnal welcome.

Thank you Nero, you're a gentleman. Hot chocolate would be nice. With marshmallows.

Are you going to have some whipped cream with it too? Love a hot chocolate with cream and lotssssssss of marshmallows

Oooh, Whipped cream! Love it.

It has so many other uses too. "

Actually, squirty cream on the marshmallows, with a dusting of cinnamon and a marascino cherry on top.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello loveys "

Hello Çhiçken555! With love to Tunbridge Hells!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Working and perving... Mostly perving X thanks fab fabbers !"

Evening pervifications Øuterspåce1978. Perv' away!

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•°°

Good evening Gorgeous Young Woman™, PrinçessPuddle. As you're our silent ³rd permanent member, when are you going to host the Nocturnal? "

Gooood evening Nerö, I'll host a Nocturnal one day soon maybe.•°°

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M

GØØD evening MístyPèaks! We are all very well and dandy, thank your so kindly for asking. Is it a fleeting-greeting or will you take pride of place on your soft leather banquette?"

I will recline gracefully on my banquette thank you. I shall

be staying. Actually it may not be graceful.

Mr Misty is away for a few days so I can stay up late without fear of disturbing him.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening! It's been a work day for me and an unexpected day off for Mr. A spot of data crunching while listening to heavy metal was how I spent my afternoon. A spot of gym after work and we've had a quiet late evening at home.

Uneventful

KC² my Lavandula , it's like listening to The Archers with your amorous anecdotes on the nightly Nocturnal. Has elder sprog finally moved out with his GF?

Nope

Our new tactic is to have lots of bedroom fun, in the hope that the sound of his mother being spanked with a belt and other such excitement, will drive them away "

What if •his• belt happens to be louder on your future daughter in law?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello loveys

Hello Çhiçken555! With love to Tunbridge Hells! "

Much love as always, and joy to our potholes

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Husband will be gutted he's missed this. As usual, hi and bye. I'm going to spoon him

F"

She came. She conquered. She's gone like the wind....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


" "

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Hey Nerolatte and the et al that'll be here soon.

Gööd ëvëning ex-wife!

And how is Mèlí today? As ever, not a single cumulonimbus cloud goes by when I don't think of our fractious marital union.

You're such a soppy silly man. It's adorable.

How am I today? Exhausted. Emotionally drained. Long hospital day. Cried a little at a particular time this afternoon because I'm fucking ridiculous and June seems rather far away.

But I'm also happy. I've had such love and kindness from friends, even those I've been rubbish at contacting. The support and care I've been shown recently? I'm not the best person in the world, far from it. I realised this afternoon how grateful I am for the people in my life, whatever capacity that may be."

Meli, you are wonderful. A long day at the hospital that was horrid enough to make you cry but you've still been on here spreading joy and hope. I'm glad you have lovely people in your life to support you

J

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and all the other beautiful ones. Hope your day has been full of smiles and laughter. Mine really has. Kisses to all

Le Petit Oiseau! Welcome to the Nocturnal. Smiles and Laughter - I can think of no one more deserving. "

That is such a beautiful thing to say darling. Thank you. And I am happily sharing them all around

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello everyone!

I don’t know if it was sunny up here as I’m currently on night shift so slept through it if the sun did make it this far north!

But hope y’all had lots of sun and warmth

Just nibbling on some snacks and procrastinating at work "

Hello and good evening ABôôtyfulDay! There were a few penetrating sun rays that tore through the dark clouds of ye olde London Towne. It's been good but equally so, it's been very chilly. It's just how I like it.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all, how are we all doing?

This weekend gone has left me utterly shattered! "

Dear JagerMorgan. Take the rest of the week off, by compliments of the Nocturnal fellowship.

Rest well.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I'm coming to say hi.

Probably won't stay... but hi!

Pøsh, the expert-sexspurt, thank you for popping into the Snug Bar. I've kept for you, all these months, a green velvetine monogrammed foot stool. You're always welcome here.

Why thank you treacle.

You know I like to pop in now and then... but I never stay long enough to do more than bounceon the stool for a moment.

Have a glorious night, nocturnallers."

Sleep well.

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over a year ago

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hi Wonko

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I've had too much Dr Pepper and now have a headache. What's my cure / punishment?"

Procrastinator! Good evening. Drink some Old Jamaican™ Ginger Beer. The fiery root ginger will counteract the headache, but will, as a consequence, give you a ball ache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Wonko "

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over a year ago


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

°"

Hello there

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. ††"

They’re the best wees. Allows time for contemplation.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello "

Hello LadyBugs, my passion flower. You're a rare specimen in the Nocturnal Orangery. But a welcome one nevertheless.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have just been watching tempting fortune on C4...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey Nerolatte and the et al that'll be here soon.

Gööd ëvëning ex-wife!

And how is Mèlí today? As ever, not a single cumulonimbus cloud goes by when I don't think of our fractious marital union.

You're such a soppy silly man. It's adorable.

How am I today? Exhausted. Emotionally drained. Long hospital day. Cried a little at a particular time this afternoon because I'm fucking ridiculous and June seems rather far away.

But I'm also happy. I've had such love and kindness from friends, even those I've been rubbish at contacting. The support and care I've been shown recently? I'm not the best person in the world, far from it. I realised this afternoon how grateful I am for the people in my life, whatever capacity that may be."

Awww, Mèlí. I hope tomorrow is a far better day for you, laced with butterscotch clouds and much endearing laughter and smiles of pondering reflection.

What's happening in June?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M

GØØD evening MístyPèaks! We are all very well and dandy, thank your so kindly for asking. Is it a fleeting-greeting or will you take pride of place on your soft leather banquette?

I will recline gracefully on my banquette thank you. I shall

be staying. Actually it may not be graceful.

Mr Misty is away for a few days so I can stay up late without fear of disturbing him. "

So Mr. 'Peaks' is on his annual 'summit'? Who then, in his stead, makes love to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's everyone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello loveys

Hello Çhiçken555! With love to Tunbridge Hells!

Much love as always, and joy to our pot "

Many thanks but I don't smoke pot!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you? "

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees "

kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening haven't checked in for a couple weeks hope all is well

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay! "

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening darling Nero and all the other beautiful ones. Hope your day has been full of smiles and laughter. Mine really has. Kisses to all

Le Petit Oiseau! Welcome to the Nocturnal. Smiles and Laughter - I can think of no one more deserving.

That is such a beautiful thing to say darling. Thank you. And I am happily sharing them all around "

There's space on the banquette, next to MístyPèaks. She's reclining. For once.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening! It's been a work day for me and an unexpected day off for Mr. A spot of data crunching while listening to heavy metal was how I spent my afternoon. A spot of gym after work and we've had a quiet late evening at home.

Uneventful

KC² my Lavandula , it's like listening to The Archers with your amorous anecdotes on the nightly Nocturnal. Has elder sprog finally moved out with his GF?

Nope

Our new tactic is to have lots of bedroom fun, in the hope that the sound of his mother being spanked with a belt and other such excitement, will drive them away

What if •his• belt happens to be louder on your future daughter in law? "

Then we'll have to devise another new tactic

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hi Wonko "

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the

-Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

°

Hello there "

Nocturnal greetings to LongAndHard!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening darling Nero and all the other beautiful ones. Hope your day has been full of smiles and laughter. Mine really has. Kisses to all

Le Petit Oiseau! Welcome to the Nocturnal. Smiles and Laughter - I can think of no one more deserving.

That is such a beautiful thing to say darling. Thank you. And I am happily sharing them all around

There's space on the banquette, next to MístyPèaks. She's reclining. For once. "

Excellent. I shall go and get comfy then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams "

That's us

How's Texas?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

They’re the best wees. Allows time for contemplation. "

I really must follow the fashion and trend by taking my phone in there with me.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas?"

dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening brother Nero and everyone...

We have just been watching tempting fortune on C4... "

Good ëvëning Brôther Åsh †.

How has your day been, other than ogling at the TV and watching Chanel No. 4...?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay! "

Dis-may? Yes you may. May I?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo "

Would you like to give it a cheeky smack LB?

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Hello

Hello LadyBugs, my passion flower. You're a rare specimen in the Nocturnal Orangery. But a welcome one nevertheless. "

Aww shucks

Now I’m old I find it harder and harder to stay awake late enough for you nocturnal beings. I often think of you though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful "

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening haven't checked in for a couple weeks hope all is well"

Good evening Dsurreyguy87. Welcome back to the Nocturnal. It's all well here and you haven't missed much except pretty much everything.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Evening all!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on "

have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo

Would you like to give it a cheeky smack LB? "

Bøø has got a rather nice porcelain-smooth bottom. I remember the last time I stroked it; 'took me half an hour to finally reach the other side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all! "
hello

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M

GØØD evening MístyPèaks! We are all very well and dandy, thank your so kindly for asking. Is it a fleeting-greeting or will you take pride of place on your soft leather banquette?

I will recline gracefully on my banquette thank you. I shall

be staying. Actually it may not be graceful.

Mr Misty is away for a few days so I can stay up late without fear of disturbing him.

So Mr. 'Peaks' is on his annual 'summit'? Who then, in his stead, makes love to you?"

I’m awaiting an offer

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo

Would you like to give it a cheeky smack LB? "

Moi? As if I would. Just a honk honk

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello

Hello LadyBugs, my passion flower. You're a rare specimen in the Nocturnal Orangery. But a welcome one nevertheless.

Aww shucks

Now I’m old I find it harder and harder to stay awake late enough for you nocturnal beings. I often think of you though "

Awww, what a lovely thing to say: I think of you too!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M

GØØD evening MístyPèaks! We are all very well and dandy, thank your so kindly for asking. Is it a fleeting-greeting or will you take pride of place on your soft leather banquette?

I will recline gracefully on my banquette thank you. I shall

be staying. Actually it may not be graceful.

Mr Misty is away for a few days so I can stay up late without fear of disturbing him.

So Mr. 'Peaks' is on his annual 'summit'? Who then, in his stead, makes love to you?

I’m awaiting an offer "

* puts hand up

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo

Would you like to give it a cheeky smack LB?

Bøø has got a rather nice porcelain-smooth bottom. I remember the last time I stroked it; 'took me half an hour to finally reach the other side. "

Thats only because I didn't see you stood behind me at the time....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all! "

°

Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal, Psyche!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M

GØØD evening MístyPèaks! We are all very well and dandy, thank your so kindly for asking. Is it a fleeting-greeting or will you take pride of place on your soft leather banquette?

I will recline gracefully on my banquette thank you. I shall

be staying. Actually it may not be graceful.

Mr Misty is away for a few days so I can stay up late without fear of disturbing him.

So Mr. 'Peaks' is on his annual 'summit'? Who then, in his stead, makes love to you?

I’m awaiting an offer

* puts hand up "

Oh god, don’t put your whole hand up

Although you are small

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk"

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk.

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By *uterspace1978Man
over a year ago

Bexley

Watching YouTube "Rude Guy" channel and his version of Captain Pug wash with Mr Ben .... So funny !

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M

GØØD evening MístyPèaks! We are all very well and dandy, thank your so kindly for asking. Is it a fleeting-greeting or will you take pride of place on your soft leather banquette?

I will recline gracefully on my banquette thank you. I shall

be staying. Actually it may not be graceful.

Mr Misty is away for a few days so I can stay up late without fear of disturbing him.

So Mr. 'Peaks' is on his annual 'summit'? Who then, in his stead, makes love to you?

I’m awaiting an offer

* puts hand up

Oh god, don’t put your whole hand up

Although you are small "

Only if you want me to darling

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening all! hello "

Yes, she is rather beguiling. You'll find some smelling salts in a cupboard behind the wood-panelled vestibule.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M

GØØD evening MístyPèaks! We are all very well and dandy, thank your so kindly for asking. Is it a fleeting-greeting or will you take pride of place on your soft leather banquette?

I will recline gracefully on my banquette thank you. I shall

be staying. Actually it may not be graceful.

Mr Misty is away for a few days so I can stay up late without fear of disturbing him.

So Mr. 'Peaks' is on his annual 'summit'? Who then, in his stead, makes love to you?

I’m awaiting an offer "

Are you accepting sealed bids?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hey Nerolatte and the et al that'll be here soon.

Gööd ëvëning ex-wife!

And how is Mèlí today? As ever, not a single cumulonimbus cloud goes by when I don't think of our fractious marital union.

You're such a soppy silly man. It's adorable.

How am I today? Exhausted. Emotionally drained. Long hospital day. Cried a little at a particular time this afternoon because I'm fucking ridiculous and June seems rather far away.

But I'm also happy. I've had such love and kindness from friends, even those I've been rubbish at contacting. The support and care I've been shown recently? I'm not the best person in the world, far from it. I realised this afternoon how grateful I am for the people in my life, whatever capacity that may be.

Awww, Mèlí. I hope tomorrow is a far better day for you, laced with butterscotch clouds and much endearing laughter and smiles of pondering reflection.

What's happening in June?"

Too saccharine, dial it back and unleash the inner bitch dear ex-husband.

Luther is such a good show.

June? Oh nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing of note.

How are you doing today?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo

Would you like to give it a cheeky smack LB?

Bøø has got a rather nice porcelain-smooth bottom. I remember the last time I stroked it; 'took me half an hour to finally reach the other side.

Thats only because I didn't see you stood behind me at the time...."

I was standing on a step stool for goodness sake!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk. "

the bigwigs set the thermostat and say don't touch

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk. "

Under your desk??!! Is it an upskirting Fan??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk. the bigwigs set the thermostat and say don't touch"

The majority win on the climate control! The second they'd buggered off, it was turned right down. I'm apparently the only hot blooded one in an office of 9

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hey Nerolatte and the et al that'll be here soon.

Gööd ëvëning ex-wife!

And how is Mèlí today? As ever, not a single cumulonimbus cloud goes by when I don't think of our fractious marital union.

You're such a soppy silly man. It's adorable.

How am I today? Exhausted. Emotionally drained. Long hospital day. Cried a little at a particular time this afternoon because I'm fucking ridiculous and June seems rather far away.

But I'm also happy. I've had such love and kindness from friends, even those I've been rubbish at contacting. The support and care I've been shown recently? I'm not the best person in the world, far from it. I realised this afternoon how grateful I am for the people in my life, whatever capacity that may be.

Awww, Mèlí. I hope tomorrow is a far better day for you, laced with butterscotch clouds and much endearing laughter and smiles of pondering reflection.

What's happening in June?

Too saccharine, dial it back and unleash the inner bitch dear ex-husband.

Luther is such a good show.

June? Oh nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing of note.

How are you doing today? "

Yes, I concur it was syrupy sweet. Did you get a cavity listening to me? Don't think you'll be getting any sympathy from me from your endless hospital appointments.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo

Would you like to give it a cheeky smack LB?

Bøø has got a rather nice porcelain-smooth bottom. I remember the last time I stroked it; 'took me half an hour to finally reach the other side.

Thats only because I didn't see you stood behind me at the time....

I was standing on a step stool for goodness sake! "

You need a ladder

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk.

Under your desk??!! Is it an upskirting Fan??"

Up Skirt Blower - USB

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk. the bigwigs set the thermostat and say don't touch

The majority win on the climate control! The second they'd buggered off, it was turned right down. I'm apparently the only hot blooded one in an office of 9 "

hot in summer cold in winter we'd be jostling to get the best spots in the break room , by the vents or under the ceiling fans

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening all. How is everyone tonight?

I truly hope the sunshine has brightened you all as much as it has me..

Mrs M

GØØD evening MístyPèaks! We are all very well and dandy, thank your so kindly for asking. Is it a fleeting-greeting or will you take pride of place on your soft leather banquette?

I will recline gracefully on my banquette thank you. I shall

be staying. Actually it may not be graceful.

Mr Misty is away for a few days so I can stay up late without fear of disturbing him.

So Mr. 'Peaks' is on his annual 'summit'? Who then, in his stead, makes love to you?

I’m awaiting an offer

Are you accepting sealed bids? "

Hahaha - bids

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk.

Under your desk??!! Is it an upskirting Fan??

Up Skirt Blower - USB "

Yeah! That's what I have

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk.

Under your desk??!! Is it an upskirting Fan??

Up Skirt Blower - USB "

was wondering where all those porn videos came from

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"•

Yes, I concur it was syrupy sweet. Did you get a cavity listening to me? Don't think you'll be getting any sympathy from me from your endless hospital appointments. "

Better. Fuck sympathy. And pity. Do more threads on various items please though. I adore them.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo

Would you like to give it a cheeky smack LB?

Bøø has got a rather nice porcelain-smooth bottom. I remember the last time I stroked it; 'took me half an hour to finally reach the other side.

Thats only because I didn't see you stood behind me at the time....

I was standing on a step stool for goodness sake!

You need a ladder "

Can't you just crouch down for me, for once?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Evening Nero, evening fellow nocturnal friends

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk.

Under your desk??!! Is it an upskirting Fan??

Up Skirt Blower - USB was wondering where all those porn videos came from "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk.

Under your desk??!! Is it an upskirting Fan??

Up Skirt Blower - USB was wondering where all those porn videos came from "

Shush… cowboy you said you wouldn’t tell

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Evening Nero, evening fellow nocturnal friends "

Hello Cookie you adorable woman

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"•

Yes, I concur it was syrupy sweet. Did you get a cavity listening to me? Don't think you'll be getting any sympathy from me from your endless hospital appointments.

Better. Fuck sympathy. And pity. Do more threads on various items please though. I adore them. "

I shall save the pathos for the other Fab street urchins.

"threads on various items" — do you refer to the threads I've been doing lately such as "Looking for..." and shirts and spectacles and the ilk?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk.

Under your desk??!! Is it an upskirting Fan??

Up Skirt Blower - USB was wondering where all those porn videos came from

Shush… cowboy you said you wouldn’t tell "

oops I won't say anything more now that the cat is out of the bag

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By *omeoplaysMan
over a year ago

London / Hertfordshire

Hello all you late night lurkers

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Nero, evening fellow nocturnal friends

Hello Cookie you adorable woman "

Hello lovely

Are you like me and cannot get to sleep?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening fellow nocturnal friends "

Ah, here cometh the Baroness of gin and sin. Her pleasures are always served in double measures. Fact.

Good evening Côôkie!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Hello all you late night lurkers "

Hello to you römeopLays! Good evening!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Nero, evening fellow nocturnal friends

Ah, here cometh the Baroness of gin and sin. Her pleasures are always served in double measures. Fact.

Good evening Côôkie! "

Oh that made me smile

Gin and sin is how I’d describe last week

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Eh up Nero old boy.

Good evening Fiddlesticks! Apologies for the late response. I'm running a bit late this evening, not helped by the fact that I had to go for a sit down wee®©. Erect Jim would be proud. †

Sit down wees kc and the moonlights aka the sunbeams

That's us

How's Texas? dry and hot, and to use your words uneventful

It was dry and sunny here, but chilly outside. I spent most of it in an overheated office. I think I work with people who are physically unwell, they have the heating so high. I sat in short sleeves and bare legs with a desk fan on have to get you one of those little fans that go under your desk

I've got a little one with USB charging. I put it on the seat of my wheelchair which is parked alongside and so it blows kinda under the desk.

Under your desk??!! Is it an upskirting Fan??

Up Skirt Blower - USB was wondering where all those porn videos came from

Shush… cowboy you said you wouldn’t tell oops I won't say anything more now that the cat is out of the bag"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop. "

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Evening Nero, evening fellow nocturnal friends

Ah, here cometh the Baroness of gin and sin. Her pleasures are always served in double measures. Fact.

Good evening Côôkie!

Oh that made me smile

Gin and sin is how I’d describe last week "

And how will you describe it next week??

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D "

Love Tenacious D

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop. "

Good evening Måggy! Glad you could make it. I've missed you, fine sir!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo

Would you like to give it a cheeky smack LB?

Bøø has got a rather nice porcelain-smooth bottom. I remember the last time I stroked it; 'took me half an hour to finally reach the other side.

Thats only because I didn't see you stood behind me at the time....

I was standing on a step stool for goodness sake!

You need a ladder

Can't you just crouch down for me, for once?"

So demanding you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been work done all my errand done a good hour in the gym now showered an chilling out may watch a movie any suggestions ??

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D "

My kind of playlist. Well one of them. I have so many playlists!

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Good evening Bøø! How are you?

Still here Nero, much to your dismay!

I’ve only just seen your profile pic. Nice ass Boo

Would you like to give it a cheeky smack LB?

Bøø has got a rather nice porcelain-smooth bottom. I remember the last time I stroked it; 'took me half an hour to finally reach the other side.

Thats only because I didn't see you stood behind me at the time....

I was standing on a step stool for goodness sake!

You need a ladder

Can't you just crouch down for me, for once?

So demanding you "

Indeed. It's what turns you øn.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"been work done all my errand done a good hour in the gym now showered an chilling out may watch a movie any suggestions ??"

Good evening jonnysmith69.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D

My kind of playlist. Well one of them. I have so many playlists!

J"

I only have one, it's got a little of everything

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D "

I still listen to blink 182 regularly. Glad they're back together.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Evening Nero, evening fellow nocturnal friends

Ah, here cometh the Baroness of gin and sin. Her pleasures are always served in double measures. Fact.

Good evening Côôkie!

Oh that made me smile

Gin and sin is how I’d describe last week

And how will you describe it next week?? "

More gin than sin …… school holidays

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

Good evening Måggy! Glad you could make it. I've missed you, fine sir!"

Missed you too. And your faulty keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Nero. Nice to have a nice chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"been work done all my errand done a good hour in the gym now showered an chilling out may watch a movie any suggestions ??

Good evening jonnysmith69. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D

I still listen to blink 182 regularly. Glad they're back together. "

Same! Can't beat blasting Enema of the State out whilst cleaning the kitchen

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D

My kind of playlist. Well one of them. I have so many playlists!

J"

Oh, our music taste is eclectic, to say the least

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

Good evening Måggy! Glad you could make it. I've missed you, fine sir!

Missed you too. And your faulty keyboard "

Haha!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's almost the midnight hour...and then I'm done. ....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's almost the midnight hour...and then I'm done. ...."

What have you done?!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D

My kind of playlist. Well one of them. I have so many playlists!

J

Oh, our music taste is eclectic, to say the least "

Us too. One of my favourite playlists I've made is called Little Shop of Uplifting Curiosities. It features Italian porn music, French ye-ye pop, Cambodian surf pop, Lemon Jelly, David Bowie...

J

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D

My kind of playlist. Well one of them. I have so many playlists!

J

Oh, our music taste is eclectic, to say the least

Us too. One of my favourite playlists I've made is called Little Shop of Uplifting Curiosities. It features Italian porn music, French ye-ye pop, Cambodian surf pop, Lemon Jelly, David Bowie...

J"

I'm off to find Italian porn music

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"It's almost the midnight hour...and then I'm done. ....

What have you done?! "

I have left a trail of broken hearts on the Nocturnal boulevard of broken dreams.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop. "

Did it feature A Tribe Called Quest and Naughty By Nature?

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Good evening Nero. I've been to work. Watched TV. Now listening to 90s 2000s hip hop.

I was listening to early 00's pop punk earlier. And Tenacious D

My kind of playlist. Well one of them. I have so many playlists!

J

Oh, our music taste is eclectic, to say the least

Us too. One of my favourite playlists I've made is called Little Shop of Uplifting Curiosities. It features Italian porn music, French ye-ye pop, Cambodian surf pop, Lemon Jelly, David Bowie...

J

I'm off to find Italian porn music "

Beat at Cinecitta. I think it should be on YouTube

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"I'm off to find Italian porn music

Beat at Cinecitta. I think it should be on YouTube "

It is! https://youtu.be/CFGE3LDHQ1s

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