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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement! "What do I have to do for a new desk. | |||
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement! What do I have to do for a new desk."I’m guessing not much. At this rate I’ll need to hire a van | |||
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"I drive past a an old chap who sell's things made of wood from his drive everyday... I thought it was a great way to keep himself busy... reading this i'm now thinking maybe he's keeping busy in more ways than 1 haha" he’s busy carving his own wood by the sounds of it | |||
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement! "I'll raise his duck, and whittle you a Squirrel | |||
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"This is *so* much better than eBay. A barter economy but with boobs." It’s a win win really. He gets boobs. I get a mallard. I think that’s a bargain! | |||
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement!
I'll raise his duck, and whittle you a Squirrel "Depends, will your squirrel have nuts!? | |||
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"A woodcarver based in Penzance Would offer young ladies the chance To get a free duck In exchange for a... look At their tits, what a lovely romance
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement!
I'll raise his duck, and whittle you a Squirrel
Depends, will your squirrel have nuts!?"A squirrel need his nuts | |||
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"A woodcarver based in Penzance Would offer young ladies the chance To get a free duck In exchange for a... look At their tits, what a lovely romance
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Who said romance was dead "I think you definitely get the better end of the deal! I just couldn't resist a limerick. | |||
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"A woodcarver based in Penzance Would offer young ladies the chance To get a free duck In exchange for a... look At their tits, what a lovely romance
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Who said romance was dead
I think you definitely get the better end of the deal! I just couldn't resist a limerick. "It was spot on. love it! | |||
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"A woodcarver based in Penzance Would offer young ladies the chance To get a free duck In exchange for a... look At their tits, what a lovely romance
J"I'm just here for the poetry Oh also free ducks | |||
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement! "This is the single best forum thread ever! Actually snorted through laughter. (Note to self: buy a new set of woodworking chisels in the morning) | |||
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"A woodcarver based in Penzance Would offer young ladies the chance To get a free duck In exchange for a... look At their tits, what a lovely romance
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement!
This is the single best forum thread ever! Actually snorted through laughter.
(Note to self: buy a new set of woodworking chisels in the morning) " from the messages I’m receiving from his “customers”, he’s not doing too badly. I’d say quit your job and set up on the side of a lay-by! | |||
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement! "I would definitely say that this is the very best thing that I have ever read on here! | |||
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"You see posts on here often from guys struggling to get meets , some even resorting to offering money, if only they realised all women really want is perfectly sculptured wood " it’s all about the perfectly sculptured wood! | |||
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"I think the wood carver is quackers.... Why not offer you a nice fruit bowl instead? Just make sure his car is parked in the layby when meeting. Aye.. Kia is what he drives. "I’m going to stand in line and wait patiently. I wonder how many excited women will be in the line | |||
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"I think the wood carver is quackers.... Why not offer you a nice fruit bowl instead? Just make sure his car is parked in the layby when meeting. Aye.. Kia is what he drives.
I’m going to stand in line and wait patiently. I wonder how many excited women will be in the line " | |||
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"The only problem with flashing your tits and getting the duck free, is it won't come with the bill "It’ll be cheep as chirps (I realise ducks don’t chirp but it’s all I have) | |||
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"You’d get more than a duck from me if you flashed me your boobs "Would I get a duck with an F? | |||
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"The only problem with flashing your tits and getting the duck free, is it won't come with the bill
It’ll be cheep as chirps
(I realise ducks don’t chirp but it’s all I have) "Know what you get when you roast duck skin? Quackling  | |||
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"Can you pop by Shropshire on your way back. I’ll be wanking in the bushes. I meant whittling. I didn’t really, I meant wanking. "Its just another form of working some wood with your hands | |||
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"Can you pop by Shropshire on your way back. I’ll be wanking in the bushes. I meant whittling. I didn’t really, I meant wanking.
Its just another form of working some wood with your hands "Fiddling with my stick you could say. | |||
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"Can you pop by Shropshire on your way back. I’ll be wanking in the bushes. I meant whittling. I didn’t really, I meant wanking. "You’d better be carving me a wooden badger in that bush Fids! | |||
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"Can you pop by Shropshire on your way back. I’ll be wanking in the bushes. I meant whittling. I didn’t really, I meant wanking.
You’d better be carving me a wooden badger in that bush Fids!"I’ll turn my hand to whatever you want. | |||
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"I really want a duck now. And if you go to Penzance... you had best stop by mine on the way home!" I think you should come with me! I need a coffee table. 4 tits are better than 2 | |||
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"We had a pair of ducks chilling on our front garden at the weekend. Our daughter was ecstatic "What did you have to do for yours? | |||
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"We had a pair of ducks chilling on our front garden at the weekend. Our daughter was ecstatic
What did you have to do for yours? "Absolutely nothing! Woke up on Sunday to a hyper child telling me to look out of the window  | |||
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"Fuck sake, wish I had tits. " Blue, great or coal? | |||
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"This is *so* much better than eBay. A barter economy but with boobs." Everything is better with boobs | |||
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"Fuck sake, wish I had tits. Blue, great or coal? " Marsh, willow or long tailed. | |||
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"I really want a duck now. And if you go to Penzance... you had best stop by mine on the way home! I think you should come with me! I need a coffee table. 4 tits are better than 2 "Can I still get a duck? But ok | |||
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement! "Having watched your videos he's in for a treat | |||
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"You’d get more than a duck from me if you flashed me your boobs
Would I get a duck with an F? "That was my thinking, strap on, dildos, tongues…..  | |||
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"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it "Ok. I'm intrigued. There must be a story behind this because, let's face it. Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason...... 
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"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it
Ok.
I'm intrigued.
There must be a story behind this because, let's face it.
Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason......
A"I got it off the Amazon and sneaked it into the back of someone’s work van without them knowing. The plan was for it to remain undiscovered until at least Norfolk but unfortunately it was found so it’s now in my lounge and I don’t know what to do with it | |||
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"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it
Ok.
I'm intrigued.
There must be a story behind this because, let's face it.
Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason......
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I got it off the Amazon and sneaked it into the back of someone’s work van without them knowing. The plan was for it to remain undiscovered until at least Norfolk but unfortunately it was found so it’s now in my lounge and I don’t know what to do with it "I would absolutely love a 4ft inflatable duck! It would go with the 6ft inflatable unicorn and the 18 inch inflatable poop | |||
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement! "I blooming love ducks! You lucky gal  | |||
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"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it
Ok.
I'm intrigued.
There must be a story behind this because, let's face it.
Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason......
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I got it off the Amazon and sneaked it into the back of someone’s work van without them knowing. The plan was for it to remain undiscovered until at least Norfolk but unfortunately it was found so it’s now in my lounge and I don’t know what to do with it "
You could always use it for a photo prop?
I mean....many of us posed with Colin the Chicken a fair few years back. Stranger things have happened.....
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"I’ve currently got a 4 foot inflatable duck sat in my lounge if anyone wants it
Ok.
I'm intrigued.
There must be a story behind this because, let's face it.
Nobody normally has a 4ft inflatable duck lying around the house for no apparent reason......
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I got it off the Amazon and sneaked it into the back of someone’s work van without them knowing. The plan was for it to remain undiscovered until at least Norfolk but unfortunately it was found so it’s now in my lounge and I don’t know what to do with it "Norfolk's loss is your gain. Albeit an unwanted one | |||
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"I’m never going to look at that guy in the same light again. Drive past him all the time??" Do you need a herb rack?! Now you know what to do! | |||
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"I’m never going to look at that guy in the same light again. Drive past him all the time??" ..
Get in there and get all your Christmas presents sorted early. | |||
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"I’m never going to look at that guy in the same light again. Drive past him all the time??" Don't look, just flash! | |||
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"Must b a trend I've been offered a set of 3 carved mushrooms! Not sure what my payment has to b yet but he's showed me pics of the ones he makes they will look lovely in my garden! x"
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"Must b a trend I've been offered a set of 3 carved mushrooms! Not sure what my payment has to b yet but he's showed me pics of the ones he makes they will look lovely in my garden! x
Is there no end to this mans talent?"I don't suppose he's bi? Would be a great way to sort out a birthday present for Fox! A flash of a cock for a flashy duck. 
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"I never get these offers. I bloody love wood as well "How long until someone asks this chap for a wooden dildo? | |||
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"I never get these offers. I bloody love wood as well
How long until someone asks this chap for a wooden dildo?"I may be that person.  | |||
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"I never get these offers. I bloody love wood as well
How long until someone asks this chap for a wooden dildo?
I may be that person. "Nobody needs a sphincter splinter | |||
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"Nobody needs a sphincter splinter "With proper sanding, buffing and polishing that’ll never happen. Probably. | |||
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"I’m so excited I had to share it with the forum. A woodcarver from Penzance has offered me a free wooden duck if I stop by his lay-by on Friday or Saturday and give him a tit flash. I’ve asked for two, my friend wants one as well. She’s not coming but wants a duck. Then a lady messaged me re my status and told me her friend got a wine rack out of him! Is there no end to this excitement! "That’s quite a distance to drive just to get a duck , will you get a fuck as well, I would to Cornwall for a good fuck, is this duck a big one? | |||
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently "
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck 
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now. | |||
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now. "What would he expect for a set of garden furniture? | |||
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now. "You didn't? Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck. | |||
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
What would he expect for a set of garden furniture? "A helicopter? | |||
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck. "Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out. Oh wait.  | |||
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck. "FaD? | |||
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck.
Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out.
Oh wait. "No. We prefer to see your gorgeous figure here | |||
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"He's actually a nice guy! Did you get your duck?" I’m getting mixed reviews. The guy is well known I’ll give him that! | |||
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"He's actually a nice guy! Did you get your duck?" Nope not a duck but I do on occasions stop at his farm shop | |||
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck.
Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out.
Oh wait.
No. We prefer to see your gorgeous figure here " | |||
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck.
Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out.
Oh wait.
No. We prefer to see your gorgeous figure here
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"It’s duck day …… waiting patiently
Well, there’s been a turn of events. I didn’t go for my duck. I got a message warning me not to and it gave me the creeps.
Gutted though, I really wanted my duck
If anyone else is brave enough, he’s there now.
You didn't?
Oh come now. What an anticlimactic thread this is, I had such hopes you'd have a duck.
Meli I’m a huge disappointment. But when someone told me he takes footage without knowledge, I lost my mojo for it. I kinda don’t want to be on some random website with my boobs out.
Oh wait. "It would have been worth it for that duck though | |||
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