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Do you stand up as soon as the plane lands

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Admit it you do . You won't be any worse thought of . Happy Mondays everyone. A short week aswell. BONUS

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m normally asleep. Do you clap too so everyone knows you normally fly Ryan air ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"I do "
oh No . At least you are honest . xx

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Nope! Cba with all that nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do oh No . At least you are honest . xx"

I just stand and wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not a great flyer, so yes, I normally can't wait to get off the fkin thing

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I stand up when we're told we can undo our seat belts.

My knees need a little time to release to walk down steps.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Yes, I stand up as soon as it's permissable: that's the beauty of F¹rst Class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admit it you do . You won't be any worse thought of . Happy Mondays everyone. A short week aswell. BONUS "

No point my bag won't be at the carousel before I get there, I never travel anywhere light enough for a carry on

I'm on holiday, chilled mode activated

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I’m normally asleep. Do you clap too so everyone knows you normally fly Ryan air ?"

The last time I was on a plane we were racing a storm following us into Stansted.

The pilot braked so hard we had to hold ourselves off of the seat in front.

I did a little clap in my head when we stopped.

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

I'm usually the last one on the plane, less sitting around, and the last one off. I'm in no hurry and pretty laid back. Let all the hurry up people go first. I'll catch them up at passport control anyway !

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

I read somewhere that it's a thing in Armenia that as soon as the plane touches the tarmac all the locals stand up and run to the front of it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yep. I’m up and off asap

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

As we are usually the only ones on our plane apart from the staff,we generally stand up whenever the fuck we like!

The beauty of the VIP lounge no hanging around in baggage reclaim.

So we disembark when we are ready.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Up and off. My bus is only every 30 minutes

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

No ,it just bugs me no end when people do.... do they really thinks they plane is going to take off again with them still on board??!

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By *ilthy fun bareCouple
over a year ago

Ripon

no never….

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I read somewhere that it's a thing in Armenia that as soon as the plane touches the tarmac all the locals stand up and run to the front of it "

This happens a lot in Africa especially flights into Lagos because the airport is so chaotic and staff so corrupt you will be waiting hours if you don’t get a head start or willing to pay to get through immigration

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Usually like to be early on so easier to find space for your hand luggage. I always wait for my turn to get off and it's annoying when others behind start pushing to get past. What exactly for? Unless you are catching another flight soon

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It's a good way to arrive at the terminal before the plane if the Captain has to brake suddenly

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

It's 15 years since I stopped flying and it still has the potential to rile me. That's funny.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

If the captain requests ' no ifs and buts' that everyone remains seated, it is likely that police will come on board to arrest someone who has either been a problem or has been discovered to be on the flight and 'wanted'.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

sit there frozen in my seat scared shitless,, wait for a pretty stewardess help me off,

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Nope, as I can never fit under the overhead storage so may aswell stay seated till I can get off

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

No, I like a window seat and chill until it gets a bit more empty.

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Goodness no, I'm always last on so inevitably my bag is overhead miles away. Usually sat by the window and would have been asleep for most of the flight. I'm in no hurry to get off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm flying Virgin Upper Class in a few months. I expect to be carried out to my limousine in a sedan chair...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Not applicable as I have no intention of flying anywhere until I can renew my EU passport.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I stretch then sit back down again. I'm in no rush

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We wait. You'll only be hanging around in baggage reclaim so we figure we might as well stay in the slightly less uncomfortable plane seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I stay in my seat and clap to the raucous laughter of everyone around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally I wait until it’s my turn, usually some people behind trying to get past. I’m normally the last on as never see the point in joining the queue. It’s annoying when you get on the bus though and everyone just stands at the door….. what about the family with the pushchair guys… fucking move down and let’s all get on!! How about help the woman with the bag rather than squeezing past…. Don’t get me wrong I walk fast so will get as near to the front of the passport Q as possible but without pushing ??

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Yes, unless I have an erection…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

I also don't stand and queue to get on the plane when I have a designated seat.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Depends how urgently i need to equalise the pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I sit there clapping.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Both the airlines and bus companies do actually want to get you off, to get a revenue earner into your seat.

Some people bizarrely act as if they will be fined or berated by the staff for not standing in a line in the aisle.

I put it down to anxiety!

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By *7mutleyTV/TS
over a year ago

cambridge

Yes,but being the Co-pilot usually the captain gets a bit pissed off with me.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No it's bloody annoying. Just chill til it's almost your row.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Not applicable as I have no intention of flying anywhere until I can renew my EU passport."

Likewise with my Jersey passport which ran out in 2020. I like to collect it in person from the office there. Don't want a a bog standard UK one!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

All depends on where the what flight where to tiem between flights ETC so sometimes.

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By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"All depends on where the what flight where to tiem between flights ETC so sometimes. "

this

If i have a connection you bet your ass i will be up with my bags ready waiting for it to clear to my row. I’m not going to miss a flight waiting around for people that (are rightly so for them) already in holiday mode

On the flip side if i have hours if connection i will happily be last off … just going to sit around an airport anyway

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

No, because I'm not a knob head that wants to stand in the aisle for 10 mins whilst the door gets opened and everyone in front gets their bags

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

No I like to wait.

Then trip up the person who pushed passed

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Nope. Wait until the crowds have gone, then I can take my own sweet time and leisurely stroll off, thanking the FA's for their assistance. I don't like being rushed.

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport


"I’m normally asleep. Do you clap too so everyone knows you normally fly Ryan air ?"

Clapping is generally the Scandinavians

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I can't remember, I haven't been on one for 26 years

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By *LIVEANDKICKING100Man
over a year ago

DUBLIN

No. Let all the sheep off then breeze off with ease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No. If it's Manchester, I'm usually seated for a considerable period after everyone else is off and through passport control, because their disability assistance is shite. We're always the last off

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't bother standing up unless it's possible to go somewhere.

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By *ornyguyMan
over a year ago

Hillsborough, NI

I sit calmly waiting for the busyness to die down. This is usually frustrating to the people trapped by me as I'm often in an aisle seat. Once the coast is clear then I'll get up and go.

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

I do,but generally just to get the legs stretched.. Never been on a long haul flight,So usually just sit down and not get up,until we land.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I don't...my knees hurt and I'm just glad to be back on the ground. Normally I'm waiting for special assistance too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Normally choose a front row seat and travel light so I’m up and off asap.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Nope I tend to sit there and think thank fuck.

Then I wait till all the passengers leave u buckle my seat belt say to cabin crew and co pilot thanks first drink is on me.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No I’ve never understood this, let’s all get up and be the first of the plane so we can wait longer on the transfer bus for everyone to turn up. I just sit and wait for the traffic to move. I also like to take my time. It annoys the eager beavers.

The nrc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do , I want to get off that cramed plane and feel the warm air and destroy the all inclusive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if it's a tactical deployment or a routine transport.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

One very elderly guy that I occasionally encounter on public transport rises from his seat, into which he has not been buckled, at least one mile from the stop, on a winding road, and hangs on for dear life.

Recently, another guy rose from his seat, and at the last sharp corner before the stop, he fell over on top of me and then stomped on my toe as he regained his balance. He never spoke, did not apologise and stood in a line of six other anxious folk who had also risen long before the request stop. Baffling!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Can’t remember if I did or not.

The one and only time I’ve been on an aeroplane was in about 1997

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By *ittycock400Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

No, why bother? Unless you have no luggage in the hold you are only going to have to hang around at baggage reclaim anyway.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I wouldn’t say I stand up straight away but I have been known to tell a joke or two.

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