FabSwingers.com forum: Joke 005

By *aestro1985 OP Man
over a year ago

London

I was browsing around the linens department in John Lewis when I overheard a elderly gentleman ask the store assistant, " I am looking for a pillow. It must be a hard pillow. It's for my wife, she likes it hard, you know..."

A lady nearby quipped, "Don't we all."

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Why 5 joke threads in 4 days ??? why not put all your jokes in same thread

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton

The OP does take me back a little to something that was said to me once in a shop.

Back in 1999 I had gone to pick up the 2nd Umajets album I had pre-ordered.

HMV I think?

So I went to the desk to pick up the album.

And the lady behind the counter went off to find it.

Handing me my album, she said "Swollen and Tender" (the name of the album)

that is just like me first thing in the morning.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"The OP does take me back a little to something that was said to me once in a shop.

Back in 1999 I had gone to pick up the 2nd Umajets album I had pre-ordered.

HMV I think?

So I went to the desk to pick up the album.

And the lady behind the counter went off to find it.

Handing me my album, she said "Swollen and Tender" (the name of the album)

that is just like me first thing in the morning.

Swollen & tender first thing in a morning? Who's been throwing you round the bedroom then? Spill!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why 5 joke threads in 4 days ??? why not put all your jokes in same thread

Seriously ?

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By *haunMan
over a year ago

Halton

Swollen & tender first thing in a morning? Who's been throwing you round the bedroom then? Spill!!

That is why I don't do joke or anecdotes.

You know I only like things gentle and naughty

No...

It was the woman who said being "swollen and tender" was like her first thing in the morning.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why 5 joke threads in 4 days ??? why not put all your jokes in same thread

I know, its a joke innit

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

as I answered the door in high heels, suspenders and a basque, the avon lady said "Hello sir is your wife in?"

To which I said,

"Take a wild fucking guess love!"

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By *igTeeMan
over a year ago

Bradford

The wife just sent me a text:

"I'm lying in bed with only a tanga on! What r u up to?"

"I've just pulled a lovely, juicy bogey out of my nose," I wrote back.

"Why do u have to write such disgusting texts?" came the reply.

I texted back, "You fucking started it!"

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Why 5 joke threads in 4 days ??? why not put all your jokes in same thread

I know, its a joke innit

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